Poll of the Day > Answer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.

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DrPrimemaster 09/27/17 9:41:24 PM #203:	No, he needs to go so far into the future that it becomes the past. Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:887417502] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>No, he needs to go so far into the future that it becomes the past. Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mover_of_Zigs 09/27/17 9:58:37 PM #204:	According to my VCR, it's midnight. Its always midnight. Or is it noon? Maybe both. Time has stopped but also folded over onto itself so that its always simultaneously midnight and noon. Can I cook food in a macrowave oven? <cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted [p:887418472] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>According to my VCR, it's midnight. Its always midnight. Or is it noon? Maybe both. Time has stopped but also folded over onto itself so that its always simultaneously midnight and noon. Can I cook food in a macrowave oven?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shipwreckers 09/27/17 10:03:41 PM #205:	Not only can you cook food, but you can cook ALL food, on the ENTIRE PLANET, but macrowaves are extremely expensive, so nobody can ever afford one. Why do peaches in light syrup taste better than peaches in heavy syrup? --- Money is overrated... <cite>shipwreckers posted [p:887418734] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Not only can you cook food, but you can cook ALL food, on the ENTIRE PLANET, but macrowaves are extremely expensive, so nobody can ever afford one. Why do peaches in light syrup taste better than peaches in heavy syrup?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lobomoon 09/27/17 10:15:56 PM #206:	They taste de--light-ful. Is it OK to eat yellow sugar? --- You havent set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>Lobomoon posted [p:887419362] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>They taste de--light-ful. Is it OK to eat yellow sugar?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 09/27/17 10:17:56 PM #207:	No. Oklahoma is a Great Plains state. When have you stopped beating your wife? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:887419455] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>No. Oklahoma is a Great Plains state. When have you stopped beating your wife?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjabay 09/28/17 5:48:03 AM #208:	i still beat my right hand constantly Why are dogs named after the food? --- it rained the day i was born but i was the lightning on that storm <cite>ninjabay posted [p:887435347] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>i still beat my right hand constantly Why are dogs named after the food?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLOUDrocks 09/28/17 8:23:18 AM #209:	"They aren't. Dogs are named after the food." Is ninjabay going to only ask the same question over and over again now? <cite>KLOUDrocks posted [p:887438880] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>"They aren't. Dogs are named after the food." Is ninjabay going to only ask the same question over and over again now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mover_of_Zigs 09/28/17 8:45:37 AM #210:	Only if that's what you choose to see. Is KLOUDrocks going to only see the same question over and over again even if it's a different, yet related, question? <cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted [p:887439625] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Only if that's what you choose to see. Is KLOUDrocks going to only see the same question over and over again even if it's a different, yet related, question?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shipwreckers 09/28/17 2:00:25 PM #211:	The mind can only delve so deep without coffee. Why does the word "exits" sound like Egg Zits? --- Money is overrated... <cite>shipwreckers posted [p:887454545] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>The mind can only delve so deep without coffee. Why does the word "exits" sound like Egg Zits?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjabay 09/28/17 3:29:48 PM #212:	English is weird Why haven't you said how handsome i am? --- it rained the day i was born but i was the lightning on that storm <cite>ninjabay posted [p:887459381] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>English is weird Why haven't you said how handsome i am?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 09/28/17 3:48:12 PM #213:	Because you're not Do you not do not the donut nut? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:887460304] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Because you're not Do you not do not the donut nut?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 09/28/17 10:23:51 PM #214:	I do not not do not the donut not... I don't not do the don it nut... I donut not do the do nut nut... Sigh. Forget I tried to say it. Have you ever? Ever felt like this? --- "You rat! How dare you sell me so cheap." "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT WITHOUT SOME CHEESE!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:887482127] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>I do not not do not the donut not... I don't not do the don it nut... I donut not do the do nut nut... Sigh. Forget I tried to say it. Have you ever? Ever felt like this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 09/29/17 12:01:27 AM #215:	Most times when I click on the PotD bookmark. Is it your turn? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:887487818] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Most times when I click on the PotD bookmark. Is it your turn?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 09/29/17 12:06:16 AM #216:	Firewood18 posted... Most times when I click on the PotD bookmark. Is it your turn? No you used a +4 draw and that made me skip my turn, you know that bitch PS2 or ngage? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:887488054] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Most times when I click on the PotD bookmark. Is it your turn?</quote> No you used a +4 draw and that made me skip my turn, you know that bitch PS2 or ngage?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 09/29/17 12:33:33 AM #217:	MICHALECOLE posted... Firewood18 posted... Most times when I click on the PotD bookmark. Is it your turn? No you used a +4 draw and that made me skip my turn, you know that bitch PS2 or ngage? Trick question: N-Gage QD Is it one's moral responsibility to flick boogers at (or wipe boogers on) stupid dogs? --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:887489273] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote><cite>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Most times when I click on the PotD bookmark. Is it your turn?</quote> No you used a +4 draw and that made me skip my turn, you know that bitch PS2 or ngage?</quote> Trick question: N-Gage QD Is it one's moral responsibility to flick boogers at (or wipe boogers on) stupid dogs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shipwreckers 09/29/17 4:08:59 AM #218:	Yes, because they deserve it. Should nursing homes have stripper poles? --- Money is overrated... <cite>shipwreckers posted [p:887495893] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Yes, because they deserve it. Should nursing homes have stripper poles?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjabay 09/29/17 6:37:40 AM #219:	damn right they should when will despacito disapear? --- it rained the day i was born but i was the lightning on that storm <cite>ninjabay posted [p:887498697] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>damn right they should when will despacito disapear?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 09/30/17 1:31:35 AM #220:	It will never disappear because it's been posted on the Internet. Is it weird to touch yourself while thinking of a girl you had a crush on in college over two years ago? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:887549186] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>It will never disappear because it's been posted on the Internet. Is it weird to touch yourself while thinking of a girl you had a crush on in college over two years ago?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mover_of_Zigs 09/30/17 2:26:55 AM #221:	No, but it is weird to touch a college girl while thinking of yourself. What if Donald Trump is really possessed by the essence of a dark pickle he found in a cursed jar one fateful storming day? <cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted [p:887550897] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>No, but it is weird to touch a college girl while thinking of yourself. What if Donald Trump is really possessed by the essence of a dark pickle he found in a cursed jar one fateful storming day?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerSurgeX 09/30/17 11:33:46 PM #222:	He would be Hillary. If Apple designed a car would it have windows? --- *** They dead to me. They dead to me. They lied to me. They shot at me. <cite>PowerSurgeX posted [p:887586649] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>He would be Hillary. If Apple designed a car would it have windows?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 09/30/17 11:55:41 PM #223:	Sure, there's an app for that. But it will obsolesce in 2 or 3 yrs and you'll pay 40% more for a new model. How's it going to end? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:887587627] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Sure, there's an app for that. But it will obsolesce in 2 or 3 yrs and you'll pay 40% more for a new model. How's it going to end?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shipwreckers 10/01/17 12:31:59 AM #224:	Either we'll all die, or 500 stupid questions will get posted, or people will lose interest in this topic for roughly 4 days in a row. If money can make problems go away, why do celebrities and CEO's have so many problems? --- Money is overrated... <cite>shipwreckers posted [p:887589149] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Either we'll all die, or 500 stupid questions will get posted, or people will lose interest in this topic for roughly 4 days in a row. If money can make problems go away, why do celebrities and CEO's have so many problems?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thor333 10/01/17 12:42:45 AM #225:	shipwreckers posted... Either we'll all die, or 500 stupid questions will get posted, or people will lose interest in this topic for roughly 4 days in a row. If money can make problems go away, why do celebrities and CEO's have so many problems? Because money doesn't fix stupid. If a slow kid is late to class is it wrong to call him tardy? --- Call me hadouken because I'm down right fierce. <cite>thor333 posted [p:887589542] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote><cite>shipwreckers posted...</cite> <quote>Either we'll all die, or 500 stupid questions will get posted, or people will lose interest in this topic for roughly 4 days in a row. If money can make problems go away, why do celebrities and CEO's have so many problems?</quote> Because money doesn't fix stupid. If a slow kid is late to class is it wrong to call him tardy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 10/01/17 4:14:24 AM #226:	Yes, it is wrong. You should still use their name. What is 'moe'? --- "You rat! How dare you sell me so cheap." "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT WITHOUT SOME CHEESE!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:887595585] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Yes, it is wrong. You should still use their name. What is 'moe'?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLOUDrocks 10/01/17 9:00:20 AM #227:	Mover_of_Zigs posted... Only if that's what you choose to see. Is KLOUDrocks going to only see the same question over and over again even if it's a different, yet related, question? Damn. I feel foolish now. :-( trodi_911 posted... Yes, it is wrong. You should still use their name. What is 'moe'? A bartender. What do you think Jay-Z's biggest problem is out of the 99 he supposedly has? <cite>KLOUDrocks posted [p:887600619] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mover_of_Zigs posted...</cite> <quote>Only if that's what you choose to see. Is KLOUDrocks going to only see the same question over and over again even if it's a different, yet related, question?</quote> Damn. I feel foolish now. :-( <cite>trodi_911 posted...</cite> <quote>Yes, it is wrong. You should still use their name. What is 'moe'?</quote> A bartender. What do you think Jay-Z's biggest problem is out of the 99 he supposedly has?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjabay 10/02/17 4:10:58 PM #228:	lack of musical talent Why can't Sonic team do a proper game lately? --- it rained the day i was born but i was the lightning on that storm <cite>ninjabay posted [p:887680842] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>lack of musical talent Why can't Sonic team do a proper game lately?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 10/03/17 1:08:10 AM #229:	Because they keep trying to experiment with Sonic even though they know what fans want from him. Will you join me in friendship and murderous intent? --- "You rat! How dare you sell me so cheap." "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT WITHOUT SOME CHEESE!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:887710452] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Because they keep trying to experiment with Sonic even though they know what fans want from him. Will you join me in friendship and murderous intent?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shipwreckers 10/03/17 5:08:52 AM #230:	As long as we get to murder Barney the Dinosaur. Is it better to be completely correct half the time, or to be half correct all the time? --- Money is overrated... <cite>shipwreckers posted [p:887716495] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>As long as we get to murder Barney the Dinosaur. Is it better to be completely correct half the time, or to be half correct all the time?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLOUDrocks 10/03/17 8:19:50 AM #231:	Being completely correct half the time does not imply that you are completely incorrect the other half of the time. In fact, you could be completely correct 50% of the time and 90% correct the other 50% of the time, and that is far better than being 50% correct 100% of the time. What word or phrase would best finish this sentence? To err is human. To durrrrrrr is _____. <cite>KLOUDrocks posted [p:887720406] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Being completely correct half the time does not imply that you are completely incorrect the other half of the time. In fact, you could be completely correct 50% of the time and 90% correct the other 50% of the time, and that is far better than being 50% correct 100% of the time. What word or phrase would best finish this sentence? To err is human. To durrrrrrr is _____.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjabay 10/03/17 2:24:49 PM #232:	Blargian Why did Portugal win Eurovision? --- it rained the day i was born but i was the lightning on that storm <cite>ninjabay posted [p:887737250] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Blargian Why did Portugal win Eurovision?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhatPoll 10/03/17 2:29:01 PM #233:	Nobody cares Why do you care about Eurovision? <cite>WhatPoll posted [p:887737512] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Nobody cares Why do you care about Eurovision?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shipwreckers 10/03/17 2:33:52 PM #234:	Because American Idol went to crap, and we were left searching internationally for whatever scraps we could find. How many letters do you have to write to Santa before you can be sure you'll get the present you want? --- Money is overrated... <cite>shipwreckers posted [p:887737788] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Because American Idol went to crap, and we were left searching internationally for whatever scraps we could find. How many letters do you have to write to Santa before you can be sure you'll get the present you want?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjabay 10/03/17 2:36:31 PM #235:	depends if you have been a good boy or not. if so 213 if not 9908 Why are All-Black so good? --- it rained the day i was born but i was the lightning on that storm <cite>ninjabay posted [p:887737938] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>depends if you have been a good boy or not. if so 213 if not 9908 Why are All-Black so good?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 10/03/17 4:19:10 PM #236:	In poker they call that a flush. Which is a decent hand. Why are we driving on the parkway and parking in the driveway? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:887743909] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>In poker they call that a flush. Which is a decent hand. Why are we driving on the parkway and parking in the driveway?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLOUDrocks 10/04/17 8:38:55 AM #237:	Because we are rebels, and ain't nobody tell us what to do. Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who? <cite>KLOUDrocks posted [p:887785835] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Because we are rebels, and ain't nobody tell us what to do. Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhatPoll 10/04/17 11:18:50 AM #238:	The guy who let the dogs out. Can we please end this silly topic now? <cite>WhatPoll posted [p:887792654] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>The guy who let the dogs out. Can we please end this silly topic now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lobomoon 10/04/17 5:12:35 PM #239:	We nearly half way there. Do lesbians enjoy lesbian pr0n? --- You havent set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>Lobomoon posted [p:887813540] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>We nearly half way there. Do lesbians enjoy lesbian pr0n?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 10/04/17 7:15:18 PM #240:	I have no idea. Does the light in the frig turn off when you shut the door? --- "Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality." Beatrix Potter <cite>mipond posted [p:887820487] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>I have no idea. Does the light in the frig turn off when you shut the door?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhatPoll 10/04/17 7:19:20 PM #241:	It was proven on an old episode of Rugrats, where it was "proven" to be a power source. Did anybody here hopefully tune out of the recent political argument that is going on in DoctorFoxx's topic? <cite>WhatPoll posted [p:887820724] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>It was proven on an old episode of Rugrats, where it was "proven" to be a power source. Did anybody here hopefully tune out of the recent political argument that is going on in DoctorFoxx's topic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLOUDrocks 10/05/17 8:28:19 AM #242:	I didn't even see the topic, so yes...I did tune it out. At least, I tuned out that particular thread, though I haven't tuned out political discussions on Facebook or other places. Have you been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage? <cite>KLOUDrocks posted [p:887849727] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>I didn't even see the topic, so yes...I did tune it out. At least, I tuned out that particular thread, though I haven't tuned out political discussions on Facebook or other places. Have you been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shipwreckers 10/05/17 10:29:19 AM #243:	The therapist asked me to point to the doll where the Flying Spaghetti Monster touched me, but I was too traumatized to do so. If we spray enough Febreze on our turds so they don't stink, can we poop in public? --- Money is overrated... <cite>shipwreckers posted [p:887854374] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>The therapist asked me to point to the doll where the Flying Spaghetti Monster touched me, but I was too traumatized to do so. If we spray enough Febreze on our turds so they don't stink, can we poop in public?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 10/05/17 10:37:17 AM #244:	Only on Tuesdays. You guys DO realize that this topic contains nothin g but ICOYAR topics, right? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:887854724] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Only on Tuesdays. You guys DO realize that this topic contains nothin g but ICOYAR topics, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 10/05/17 10:43:24 AM #245:	Well hopefully you get some ideas that aren't as stale as week old bread. Is Xbox exist? --- "You rat! How dare you sell me so cheap." "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT WITHOUT SOME CHEESE!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:887854988] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Well hopefully you get some ideas that aren't as stale as week old bread. Is Xbox exist?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 10/05/17 6:07:36 PM #246:	Ummm, sure. But Sony rules. Donde esta el bano? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:887879925] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Ummm, sure. But Sony rules. Donde esta el bano?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lobomoon 10/05/17 6:26:00 PM #247:	No, I'm not interested in your banana. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? --- You havent set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>Lobomoon posted [p:887880990] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>No, I'm not interested in your banana. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 10/05/17 6:35:38 PM #248:	Omelette du fromage ? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:887881528] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Omelette du fromage ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninjabay 10/06/17 7:38:14 AM #249:	have got no idea what to say to that one is Blue balls one of the worst things that can happen to a guy? not counting violence --- it rained the day i was born but i was the lightning on that storm <cite>ninjabay posted [p:887911941] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>have got no idea what to say to that one is Blue balls one of the worst things that can happen to a guy? not counting violence</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shipwreckers 10/07/17 10:29:49 PM #250:	Whether you mean frozen or bruised, both are pretty horrific. If I run as fast as I can up a mall escalator, is it safe to say things escalated quickly? --- Money is overrated... <cite>shipwreckers posted [p:888010786] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Whether you mean frozen or bruised, both are pretty horrific. If I run as fast as I can up a mall escalator, is it safe to say things escalated quickly?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 10/07/17 11:03:01 PM #251:	Sure thing. Even the smallest pun is fun. When an escalator is broken its still stairs. What else is still useful when its broken? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:888012423] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote>Sure thing. Even the smallest pun is fun. When an escalator is broken its still stairs. What else is still useful when its broken?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLOUDrocks 10/08/17 9:00:28 AM #252:	Firewood18 posted... Sure thing. Even the smallest pun is fun. When an escalator is broken its still stairs. What else is still useful when its broken? According to drunk angry people in movies, beer bottles remain useful after being broken. With all the different kinds of beer in the world, what's your favorite kind of soda? <cite>KLOUDrocks posted [p:888028841] in Answer a s... [t:75648414]...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Sure thing. Even the smallest pun is fun. When an escalator is broken its still stairs. What else is still useful when its broken?</quote> According to drunk angry people in movies, beer bottles remain useful after being broken. With all the different kinds of beer in the world, what's your favorite kind of soda?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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