Poll of the Day > Answer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.

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Because fronteria is disgusting.

If you could make any city, country, or empire great again...which would you choose and what color would your hat be?

Probably America, it's got a real shit of a president. and purple because aliens like fish.

Why do people hate pineapple on pizza?
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Because they have no soul

Do you have a sister?

Reply hazy, ask again later.

Chickity china the Chinese chicken, you have?
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I don't know what you want to order.

Left or right?
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I dont want to talk about politic
Why student dont wear an uniform?
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Because this is a nudist colony.

Where do babies come from?

From the baby factory!

Do you food?

All. The. Time. You don't even know.

If a tree falls upwards in the forest and no one is around to sit on it and ride it to Dixie, what drug are you on?

Moonshine.

Peace sells, but who's buying?
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nobody because it's too expensive

How does it feel to be alive?
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Unethical IMHO, glad to been given a chance to obtain the knowledges we have but I don't see why things have to be like this.

When time stops, how will we know how long it'd been since it started, since we're not using time anymore?
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Time arguably doesn't exist in a conventional sense anyway. Its flow is relative.

Is there somebody out there who wishes they were (not had) a bent wiener?
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Only if there was a bent bun to accept me.

Are you icky, are you sticky, are you hotter than anything?
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I feel like that on hot summer days, but today is not one of those days.

If you want to break up with your girlfriend, but she technically doesn't exist, then what is the best approach for doing so?

breaking your hand so you can't use it with the cast

can i have some fuel, fire and that hich i desire?
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Only on Wednesday

If cigarettes cause cancer, what causes capricorn?

cigars

who would win in a fight? Ratatouille or Stuart Little?
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Mickey, gloved hands down.

Why does Donald Duck cover his privates when he loses his clothes, even though he never ever wears pants?

the same reason ladies cover their underwear but are okay with bikinis

Why can't Donald speak normally?
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Because he is the President.

Would you like to eat some yoghurt in the park with me?
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I wouldn't.

Do women got to some women schools to learn how to do women things?
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Absolutely NOT!

Are pebbles as hard as rocks???
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No. I highly doubt they'd ever sell cereal that's as hard as a rock.

What is the meaning of Life cereal?

They couldn't think of a better name for it.

How do the blades on a ceiling fan get dust on them if they are always spinning?

They CLEARLY have dust magnets built in, to clean the air!

When I kill a wasp, does it hurt the feelings of the other wasps???
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No, wasps are made of equal parts hate, pain, and wax paper, and feel nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?

1200000000000

Why did quntum of solace suck so much?
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Because it was stupid to start out with.

Why do some dogs turn around in circles before they lie down?

They have no concepts of squares.

What is funnier, bananas or cheese?

A banana covered in cheese.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
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No, that app was removed from the Android appstore.

Why are basketballs round, but footballs aren't?
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Because baskets are round, and feet aren't.

How many nunchucks could a nun chuck if a nun could chuck nunchucks?

She could chuck none.

Does pikachu have a D?
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No, but there is p,i,k,a,c,h,u.
Why cats love catnip?
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You only think they do, but, really, cats love nothing but themselves.

Would you rather take your chances swimming in a pool of sharks or gambling all your money against pool sharks?

Swimming in a pool of sharks because the chlorine would kill them.

Would you rather fight Vladimir Putin or Mike Tyson as he is now?

Both at the same time. My odds would still be the same. I win because I brought a gun to a fist fight.

How do I time warp again?
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Once you have the magic pendant in your inventory, stand on the blue tile and play the special song.

Why does music sound better when it's on vinyl?
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While the audio actually sounds objectively worse on vinyl, the audio can remind people of how the music sounded during their childhood, which elicits positive nostalgic feelings, therefore making that version of the music sound and feel "better" to them.

Do birds gain more energy by sitting on powerlines?
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Only if they're grounded.

How is babby formed? How is babby formed. How girl get pragnent?

I think a Stork does it somehow.

Do post office workers realize we can track everything they do with our packages?
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Not everything. For instance, that package you got last week? They licked one of the corners of the box...a lot.

Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza itself is a circle?

The same reason why a boxing ring is a square

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To attack Link, who was harassing his friend on the other side.

Why do so many humans think cow milk is fine but human milk is gross?

humans are stupid

Why are hot dogs named after an animal?
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They aren't. Dogs are named after the food.

Am I a dingus?
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No, you are Mingus stew.

Does he have to go back, back to the past?
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He has to to play the shitty games that suck ass

How do you feel that I intentionally ruined the response to your question?