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KLOUDrocks
09/06/17 8:20:21 AM
#102:


That!?! I'd say that's a confirming question. "Which thing? That thing? That?" "Confirmed."

Can I get a what what?
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ninjabay
09/06/17 5:49:43 PM
#103:


yes indeed my friend

Why is Seinfeld so funny?
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Lobomoon
09/06/17 8:58:31 PM
#104:


ninjabay posted...
yes indeed my friend

Why is Seinfeld so funny?


Because just like life it's about nothing.

So like why them gay guyses no like kiteh?
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trodi_911
09/06/17 9:35:59 PM
#105:


Personal preference.

Are you talking to me?
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KLOUDrocks
09/07/17 8:28:02 AM
#106:


I was not, but I am now. I was also talking to you back on posts 17, 45, and 52.

What you gonna do with all that junk - all that junk inside your trunk?
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EclairReturns
09/08/17 2:16:17 AM
#107:


I figure out how the hell I'm supposed to burn off my side-fat because holy hell it is unappealing.

So how do I do that?
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KLOUDrocks
09/08/17 10:24:09 AM
#108:


First, you realize that you are a beautiful creature with or without side-fat. If that doesn't work, then a high power blowtorch should do the trick.

Are we human, or are we dancer?
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shipwreckers
09/10/17 1:13:50 AM
#109:


Neither. We're killers.

If I put bubble wrap in my shoes, is it safe to jump off the roof of my local Walmart?
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PowerSurgeX
09/10/17 5:54:35 AM
#110:


No - it would damage the bubble wrap and you won't be able to get a refund.

Why does Mario say "yo hoo hoo"?
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KLOUDrocks
09/10/17 8:39:22 AM
#111:


Because Peach isn't giving him any, so he's now looking at yo' hoohoo.

What does the Fox McCloud say?
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Lobomoon
09/10/17 8:52:33 PM
#112:


do a barrel roll (type that into google if you don't believe me)

Do you think tea-bags feel pain when we put them into a boiling water?
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EclairReturns
09/10/17 8:58:25 PM
#113:


No, they're just bags of tea leaves.

Am I stupid for giving all my magic tabs to Marle instead of Robo in Chrono Trigger? Yes, right?
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ninjabay
09/11/17 12:16:30 PM
#114:


Yes

Am I an idiot for kinda liking the AC movie?
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Lobomoon
09/11/17 5:56:54 PM
#115:


Yes.

Will this topic get to 500?
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TheWorstPoster
09/11/17 5:57:57 PM
#116:


No.

If a liar claimed that he is constipated, is he full of shit or not?
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KLOUDrocks
09/12/17 10:28:23 AM
#117:


Yes.

Why does the poop emoji smile?
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Firewood18
09/12/17 12:29:19 PM
#118:


He took a bite of himself, hence the shit eating grin.

Why would someone grin after eating shit?
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TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 4:15:30 PM
#119:


Because they're 50% fly.

Do you know the way to San Jose?
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KLOUDrocks
09/14/17 8:24:24 AM
#120:


Yes. My parents live there, so I've visited numerous times.

What's your favorite band named after a location?
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Unbridled9
09/14/17 9:08:16 AM
#122:


Could I poop hard enough to rocket to the moon?
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ninjabay
09/14/17 8:14:55 PM
#123:


i believe the science is there but no engineers have tackled it yet

Best ACDC song?
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Firewood18
09/14/17 8:23:50 PM
#124:


The one where they repeat the chorus endlessly.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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trodi_911
09/14/17 8:29:32 PM
#125:


My dad is my dad and he does dad things.

Wanna fuck?
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TheWorstPoster
09/14/17 8:41:34 PM
#126:


No. Nor do I have any fucks to give.

Will you marry me?
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Lobomoon
09/14/17 9:46:21 PM
#127:


Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too. Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry you anyway… (...in the butt)

Do women fart?
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shipwreckers
09/14/17 10:10:43 PM
#128:


They do, but they have legendary stealth skills. The phrase "Silent, but deadly." is a tribute to their skills.

If Trump decided to give every liberal in the country 1 million dollars, would it help his approval rating?
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EclairReturns
09/14/17 11:50:30 PM
#129:


No, it would make him a corrupt and an even stupider politician.

I'm 153 (160 on the doctor's scale) and I'm 5'9". Am I fat?
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TheWorstPoster
09/15/17 3:09:44 AM
#130:


Too skinny. Eat lard now.

Is this the Krusty Krab?
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ninjabay
09/15/17 4:01:14 AM
#131:


No this is Patrick

Can you see John Cena?
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KLOUDrocks
09/15/17 9:45:14 PM
#132:


ninjabay posted...
Can you see John Cena?

Only in memes. Otherwise, you can't see him.

Also, since this one never got answered...

Zangulus posted...
How many Lowes could Rob Lowe Rob if Rob Lowe Could Rob Lowes?

Rob Lowe could rob a low level of Lowes if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes.

Who wants to do my homework?
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EclairReturns
09/16/17 2:53:58 AM
#133:


If you're a woman, then Eikoyar does.

Why does the difficulty of Chrono Trigger drop three-fourths into the game?
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KLOUDrocks
09/16/17 5:09:23 PM
#134:


EclairReturns posted...
If you're a woman, then Eikoyar does.

Why does the difficulty of Chrono Trigger drop three-fourths into the game?

So that it could prepare us for Lost Odyssey, where the difficulty drops greatly after the second boss.

Why is it called "quicksand" when there's nothing quick about it?
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TheWorstPoster
09/16/17 7:05:52 PM
#135:


Because sinksand is a dumb name

This is a question or a statement
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trodi_911
09/16/17 10:46:28 PM
#136:


That statement was true.

Awoo~?
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KLOUDrocks
09/17/17 8:57:03 AM
#137:


I am not a crook.

Who stole the cookie from the excessively packaged sleeve of cookies located on the shelf at your local grocery story?
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ha21nagamas
09/17/17 11:25:11 AM
#138:


Me
Why me?
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Tails 64
09/17/17 2:38:49 PM
#139:


ha21nagamas posted...
Me
Why me?


Why not?
How can feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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Lobomoon
09/17/17 6:14:50 PM
#140:


Badly.

When you say "man" it could be a woman. How come when you say "woman" it can't be a man?
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TheWorstPoster
09/17/17 8:29:19 PM
#141:


It doesn't to drill sargents.

Why am I a failure?
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EclairReturns
09/18/17 12:44:55 AM
#142:


Because you don't make the effort to better yourself, much like me.

Why do people say that Super Mario RPG is good? There's no difficulty, the bosses have too much HP, the story is uninteresting, and all the journey consists of is taking a detour to Smithy's Castle while collecting stars that are very conveniently along the path of that detour.
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TheWorstPoster
09/18/17 12:59:43 AM
#143:


Because it's Mario, and an RPG! All in one!

"Much like me" as in you are the same way, or "much like me" as in you made the effort to better yourself?
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EclairReturns
09/18/17 1:00:27 AM
#144:


TheWorstPoster posted...
same way


Yes. Why is the sky blue?
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TheWorstPoster
09/18/17 1:02:49 AM
#145:


That's not a question!

Can you ask a stupid question next time you answer?
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KLOUDrocks
09/18/17 9:00:46 AM
#146:


I know I can; I know he can. He edited his post to meet the requirements.

If at first you don't succeed, how many times should you try before realizing that the entire watermelon can't fit into your mouth simultaneously?
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TheWorstPoster
09/18/17 11:45:04 AM
#147:


45

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Lobomoon
09/18/17 6:22:44 PM
#148:


Osama.

Is electricity like magic?
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Firewood18
09/18/17 7:23:08 PM
#149:


Only when performed by electricians.

Why is it salad dressing and not salad sauce?
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KLOUDrocks
09/19/17 12:42:21 AM
#150:


The same reason it's called pasta dressing, silly!

What's your favorite dog food?
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ha21nagamas
09/19/17 6:05:23 AM
#151:


I dont like dog
Why we have bacteria?
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