Board 8 > Maria Ranks 100+ Fetishes, The Topic [RANKINGS]

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Snake5555555555
05/22/17 2:30:49 AM
#201:


Yeah!
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MariaTaylor
05/22/17 3:03:25 AM
#202:


16th Place.
Feet, as nominated by MegaWentEvil

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If there was a Most Improved award this one would definitely win it. I ranked feet very low last time. Not like, average low. But actually in the dislike category. I've never been much of a feet person before, even as recently as just a few years ago. I always thought feet looked a bit weird and definitely not sexy -- and taking that into consideration things like smell and such was an even bigger disadvantage. I honestly don't know if I could even tell you what changed in the meantime but I think part of it was just being more open to joking about foot fetishism and not discarding the scenes out of hand... or out of foot.

HEH

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Anyway, with that in mind, I wouldn't even say I particularly love foot scenes or anything like that. But I think that actual feet are a lot more hot than I used to. Rubbing feet, touching, or playing with feet is a pretty big turn on. Since they are very sensitive you can usually make a person feel good by massaging their feet. Some people are a bit too ticklish though and their reaction is to start giggling and kick you. Whoops.
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scarletspeed7
05/22/17 3:04:07 AM
#203:


I don't get feet.
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SovietOmega
05/22/17 3:34:35 AM
#204:


I don't get feet either, but that is a fine feline in that first foot picture.

Feet aren't horrible or anything, and I'd definitely notice if they weren't present, but I just don't think about them in a sexual way.
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MariaTaylor
05/22/17 3:44:34 AM
#205:


I don't think a picture of feet alone would turn me on, but I do think a nice pair of feet adds a lot to complete package (scene, picture, actual woman in real life)
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Agent M
05/22/17 4:12:56 AM
#206:


Right, I don't specifically get turned on by feet. But if a girl is on the beach, let's say, she's probably going to look better without shoes on. Just showcasing her figure in general.
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SovietOmega
05/22/17 4:18:03 AM
#207:


And she's probably gonna look better not wearing gloves either, but Hands is nowhere near the fetish level that Feet are. What gives?
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MariaTaylor
05/22/17 11:52:44 AM
#208:


fine feet
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NFUN
05/22/17 12:16:53 PM
#209:


SovietOmega posted...
And she's probably gonna look better not wearing gloves either, but Hands is nowhere near the fetish level that Feet are. What gives?

The brain's homunculus, where the sensory signals from each part of the body are organized before being further process, has the different neurons associated with each body part arranged on several different "folds" of the brain. The fingers are next to each other on the brain on the same fold, which helps explain why, if you're not looking at them or they're twisted up, you sometimes think a stimulus on one finger is actually on another; the neurons overlap a little bit, screwing with the signal processing. The foot is right next to the genitals in the homunculus, on the same lobe, so it's theorized that in some people there is enough neural interconnectivity between the parts of the homunculus to make the foot a partial erogenous zone, leading to fetishism.
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MariaTaylor
05/22/17 4:06:01 PM
#210:


I've heard that theory before as well
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Gatarix
05/22/17 4:44:36 PM
#211:


probably in the minority here, but I think glasses almost always make people look worse (especially girls)

goggles is where it's at

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trdl23
05/22/17 6:40:25 PM
#212:


I didn't have a thing for glasses until I dated a girl in college with them. Absolutely adorable.
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SovietOmega
05/22/17 6:43:39 PM
#213:


Goggles are pretty neat usually. They're kinda like adventure glasses. Pretty much mandatory for the steampunk look.
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GranzonEx
05/22/17 8:12:21 PM
#214:


bumpo
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MariaTaylor
05/22/17 11:17:46 PM
#215:


15th Place.
Facesitting, as nominated by Johnbobb

This was Johnbobb's highest and final nomination. Well, at least he was able to make it into the top 20! Anyway, no pictures for this one. I didn't really want to even risk trying to find anything that might possibly be SFW. Feels like it would be a waste of my time and then I still might get moderated anyway. I think as a fetish this probably entails more than I am ascribing to it, but for me I like to keep things pretty simple.

Performing cunnilingus is one of my favorite activities. Of the four general positions that make it convenient to do this, two of them involve the other person sitting on my face. Those are also the two which are generally easier to do. Bonus points if it leads to 69.

14th Place.
"Vanilla," as nominated by Jeff Zero

This is just completely normal romance with regular ol' sex. Honestly in fiction it tends to be pretty weak. Probably one of the weaker things. But it's not so bad that you can't get into it. However as a realistic fantasy or "fetish" (feels weird to call it that), I can definitely see the appeal. I mean... maybe this isn't every single person's dream but I think there a lot of people who probably desire a healthy romantic relationship with regular sexual contact. It doesn't sound that bad to me.

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I'm not sure if I put this much thought into the rankings so it might not turn out to be exactly true, but I get the feeling that everything below this is a possible nice addition to a relationship. The things rated above would be 'this is nicer than a normal or regular relationship.' Either way the opportunity to even put regular Vanilla on a list like this definitely helped give it context for every other ranking. Neat.
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KommunistKoala
05/23/17 12:00:18 AM
#216:


delicious vanilla
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Raka_Putra
05/23/17 12:22:17 AM
#217:


Here's a good pic for facesitting.
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kateee
05/23/17 12:51:54 AM
#218:


facesitting kind of

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kateee
05/23/17 1:01:19 AM
#219:


i don't really like glasses. the only time i do is when they're part of the secretary/office lady or doctor look. but those are perfectly fine without glasses. will agree that square rims beat out round rims by far.


still don't really love feet but a lot of characters i like have a decent amount of feet-related fanart so i've had to more or less become more accepting of it. and there was that 'oh' moment when i thought i got some of the appeal when they were used to step on people. the only time i've found them 'hot' is when they're wearing pantyhose/stockings and stepping on dicks but then it's not entirely because of the feet.
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Jeff Zero
05/23/17 1:22:59 AM
#220:


I knew dahoes would take me far.
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MariaTaylor
05/23/17 3:36:47 AM
#221:


[Ice Cream Flavor Tier]

This tier is whatever flavor of ice cream you believe is better than vanilla. That's because this is the stuff I believe is better than Vanilla.

13th Place.
Kemonomini, as nominated by paperwarrior

One of the truly all time greats. This special subset of fantasy creatures refers exclusively and exactly to pretty much hot girls with animal ears and tails. It draws the line short of full furry. I mean, really, it's hyper specific in how it basically hones in on characters that are meant to be attractive. Very difficult to rate this one low unless you're a fetish hipster. You can probably guess that I was a fan of this one just based on the fact that I already used several kemonomimi pics on the previous nominations for examples of other fetishes. I felt like unlucky 13th was a fair placement.

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This is also technically a cosplay fetish which can be achieved by simply wearing the fake ears and tail as part of the costume. I will say the people who go around dressed like this can sometimes be awkward but well, there you have it. Never tried it in the bedroom so I can't speak for that. Plus I think it's also a style of dress/costume used in some very specific types of gentlemen's clubs.

As for the true, pure, 2D kemonomimi ... here are my thoughts.

Fox Girls: The top of the top, best kemonomimi by far. Nothing beats a wise, sexy, mature fox girl. Especially if she is sly, cunning, and assertive.

Dog Girls: They tend to be wild, fierce, and cool. Can also substitute a cute personality. Versatility gives strength.

Bunny Girl: Pretty much just a pure fetish costume. Not that I'm complaining or anything.

Cat Girls: The classic, bread and butter. Probably my least favorite incarnation of this trope. Sorry catgirl lovers. This is still good but doesn't compare with the others.

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There are other assorted types that I don't care to comment on right now. They're pretty much all at least good or better. Look them up! Except mice. Mice are stupid and should always be ignored.
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SovietOmega
05/23/17 4:15:58 AM
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red13n
05/23/17 4:44:32 AM
#223:


foxes are always top tier.
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Gatarix
05/23/17 11:14:08 AM
#224:


wolfgirls best

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Mac Arrowny
05/23/17 11:35:35 AM
#225:


what is the ideal number of tails for a foxgirl

Also Drak is it just me or does that last pic make her look a bit like Arcueid?
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trdl23
05/23/17 12:25:52 PM
#226:


Momi is best woof
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Gatarix
05/23/17 12:28:01 PM
#227:


hmm

I hadn't thought of that, but yeah I can see it
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MariaTaylor
05/23/17 12:55:29 PM
#228:


oh yeah I consider dog girls to be the same as wolf girls

I had a few more good ones, but nothing I could post here
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MariaTaylor
05/23/17 6:11:05 PM
#229:


hmm 12 place next or the late entry next

or both
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NFUN
05/23/17 6:12:14 PM
#230:


Late nom: Pizza
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X_Dante_X
05/23/17 6:24:16 PM
#231:


late nom:

Florida Man found NOT GUILTY after his G/F CHOKED to death on his HUGE PENIS!!!!
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GenesisSaga
05/23/17 10:12:46 PM
#232:


Late nom: unusually pointed teeth

You can include unnaturally pointed teeth as well if you'd like (as in teeth that hand effectively been sharpened by the filing away of enamel, such as is popular in body mod crowd), but I mean teeth that protrude farther and are sharper than average
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MariaTaylor
05/23/17 11:04:10 PM
#233:


12th Place.
Tall Girls, as nominated by Anagram

Fun little fact, Anagram nominated the SAME EXACT THING last time and it also placed really high. I'm actually fairly certain he nominated all of the same stuff but I'm not sure about one of them. Anyway tall girls are fucking amazing. They are basically the sun rising in the east and setting in the west. This is the meaning of life.

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Girls my height are fine, even taller are fine. Shorter is... 'okay.' That's why I ranked this above vanilla, mainly. I think the girl being shorter is a vanilla concept, which I believe is weaker than the tall girl concept. Fantasy giant girls are also excellent, giving this an even further edge. I think there's probably a cutoff point somewhere but I'd be happy with anything in the 12-15 foot range. The logistics get a little bit muddy but I'm not even sure I'd actually care. Also I'm pretty sure Diane is like 20-something feet and I think she is fine too. I have no idea if there really is a cutoff point any smaller than like 'instantly kills me.' Godzilla size is definitely a little too tall.

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This is probably one of the few on the list that someone nominates in earnest and I go and make it even more weird. Finding pictures for this one is a bit of work. There really is no 'tall girl' tag anywhere. Giantess is for like sky scraper sized women, and 'tall' or 'size/height difference' are more likely to bring up pictures where the guy is significantly bigger. Plus any picture of a girl standing alone is hard to give an accurate reference for how tall she actually is. Since this is a great fetish, it was worth it anyway.

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I'm also pretty sure samus aran, the actual goddess of this topic, who literally owns my 2D heart, is like 6 feet tall or something. Nice.
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MariaTaylor
05/23/17 11:05:02 PM
#234:


GenesisSaga posted...
Late nom: unusually pointed teeth

You can include unnaturally pointed teeth as well if you'd like (as in teeth that hand effectively been sharpened by the filing away of enamel, such as is popular in body mod crowd), but I mean teeth that protrude farther and are sharper than average


hey gen!

I actually have an amazing pointed teeth picture but it's NSFW. I'll have to think about this one a bit.
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Bane_Of_Despair
05/23/17 11:06:37 PM
#235:


VAGlNA DENTATA
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GenesisSaga
05/23/17 11:30:57 PM
#237:


MariaTaylor posted...
GenesisSaga posted...
Late nom: unusually pointed teeth

You can include unnaturally pointed teeth as well if you'd like (as in teeth that hand effectively been sharpened by the filing away of enamel, such as is popular in body mod crowd), but I mean teeth that protrude farther and are sharper than average


hey gen!

I actually have an amazing pointed teeth picture but it's NSFW. I'll have to think about this one a bit.

Just as a reminder I'm on discord and you can reach me by other means as well :D
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MariaTaylor
05/23/17 11:43:01 PM
#238:


11th Place.
Pantyhose, as nominated by kateee

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I prefer to say 'leggings' since it just sounds better and also includes a lot more things.

Anyway I used to be an athiest but then I realized there must be a god and it must have invented leggings.

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KommunistKoala
05/23/17 11:44:06 PM
#239:


leggings so good

also reminds me I should have nominated Zettai Ryouiki instead of glory holes. oh well
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Mac Arrowny
05/23/17 11:45:44 PM
#240:


Tall girl is actually a tag on e-hentai now!
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MariaTaylor
05/23/17 11:52:03 PM
#241:


KommunistKoala posted...
leggings so good

also reminds me I should have nominated Zettai Ryouiki instead of glory holes. oh well


not sure if your goal was to place highly or to just nominate your own fetishes so it's hard to say. if your goal was to place highly I'd say you did pretty well (we're in the top 10 and 3/4 of your noms are still remaining) aside from glory hole. which... yeah. no idea why you'd nominate that over other stuff you probably know I like.
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KommunistKoala
05/23/17 11:55:30 PM
#242:


I just nominated stuff I like though I may have nominated stuff I already did last time, not entirely sure.

Glory hole I just couldn't think of a last nom and just curious of your opinion, I guess. I do like them though when done well. ZR would have been preferable in hindsight though.
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MariaTaylor
05/24/17 12:01:14 AM
#243:


speaking of

[Top 10 in Alphabetical Order]

Ahegao (Mac)
Big Asses (zea)
Clothed Sex (KK)
Horizontal Incest (KK)
Hypnosis, Mind Control (redien)
Lipstick (Nameless)
Massage [Body on Body/Rubbing] (KK)
Missionary For Procreation (Anagram)
[Thigh Comic] (Drak)
Twincest (Drak)

there's two more late nominations to go over, if I include Gen's
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kateee
05/24/17 12:39:09 AM
#244:


yeah i guess i should have just said legwear but that felt like cheating
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SovietOmega
05/24/17 12:41:28 AM
#245:


kateee posted...
yeah i guess i should have just said legwear but that felt like cheating

No, cheating is a different fetish.
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kateee
05/24/17 12:43:15 AM
#246:


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Anagram
05/24/17 12:46:12 PM
#247:


I believe Samus' height was retconned by Other M, and she's just normal now.
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MariaTaylor
05/24/17 7:35:47 PM
#248:


thanks kateee
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banananor
05/24/17 7:45:11 PM
#249:


late nominate gay girls with strapons

mostly because i saw futa at the very bottom of the list and i want them compared
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05/24/17 7:48:48 PM
#250:


Anagram posted...
I believe Samus' height was retconned by Other M, and she's just normal now.


this is some 'don't believe ondore's lies' tier shit right here

banananor posted...
late nominate gay girls with strapons

mostly because i saw futa at the very bottom of the list and i want them compared


given how low I also rated lesbian porn you can make an educated guess

too lazy to add anymore stuff to the list now
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