Board 8 > Maria Ranks 100+ Fetishes, The Topic [RANKINGS]

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Pokewars is worse than lolicon. Tell me I'm wrong.
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I don't know where my fetishes came from and I have like 0 life experience. I think they just randomly happen sometimes. It actually might be kinda interesting to study

Showed my camgirl friend some of the list. She's not too pleased with Futanari being so low, along with centaurs.
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TheRock1525 posted...

Showed my camgirl friend some of the list. She's not too pleased with Futanari being so low, along with centaurs.

whoa you know a camgirl?
is that the porn star friend or are you gonna sit there and tell me you know 2 girls who are presumably attractive
and she's into futanari and centaurs? man she sounds so quirky and approachable

I am sorry to any centaurs I may have offended.

[Partial Differential Equations, pt 2]

83rd Place.
kateee topics, as nominated by Steiner

I don't see any reason why someone would be turned on by reading a kateee topic. Unless there is something I am missing. Sorry! And with that Steiner is OUT.

82nd Place.
Cardboard Cutouts, as nominated by Fungi

I suppose a cardboard cutout image of something could be nice to look at. I probably underrate this fetish, especially if it was a high quality art or photo. But, ultimately, I couldn't think of any reason why this would be erotic. At the very least a dakimakura is something you can snuggle with.

81th Place.
Transforming Into A Sexual Inanimate Object, as nominated by paperwarrior

This confused me and I wasn't completely sure what he meant. Does the person turn into a dildo/vibrator/flesh light? It's not a fantasy I've given any consideration to before. Thinking about it did not turn me on.

80th Place.
Bullying Board 8 Users, as nominated by Unknown Voter

Another thing where I don't understand the sexual connotation. I suppose you could derive some enjoyment out of bullying others though. At least enough to put it above the other entries in this category.

79th Place.
New Videogame Smell, as nominated by metalslug

Getting new games is awesome. At least more awesome than bullying board 8 users. Can't wait for FF XII Remake!
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MariaTaylor posted...

83rd Place.
kateee topics, as nominated by Steiner

I don't see any reason why someone would be turned on by reading a kateee topic.

there is definitely an audience for "i'm not gay i just really like dicks" guy

MysticBrohan posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

Showed my camgirl friend some of the list. She's not too pleased with Futanari being so low, along with centaurs.

whoa you know a camgirl?
is that the porn star friend or are you gonna sit there and tell me you know 2 girls who are presumably attractive
and she's into futanari and centaurs? man she sounds so quirky and approachable

Nah the porn star I stopped talking to cause she was begging for money.
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Oh I was wondering where Centaur was, didn't realize it fell early
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TheRock1525 posted...

MysticBrohan posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

Showed my camgirl friend some of the list. She's not too pleased with Futanari being so low, along with centaurs.

whoa you know a camgirl?
is that the porn star friend or are you gonna sit there and tell me you know 2 girls who are presumably attractive
and she's into futanari and centaurs? man she sounds so quirky and approachable

Nah the porn star I stopped talking to cause she was begging for money.

no way
what else is there to this story youre not telling us, rocky? ;]

I'm supposed to hang out with a different porn star the end of this month? She used to live in the town I'm staying in down here in Florida. Ask weaku, she sent him a sexy pic after I forwarded the Switch he gave me to her and I asked her to send a thank you.
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dont stop im almost there

brohan's ship is about to set sail
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Is Brohan getting off to the story I'm telling or the idea that I'm lying about the story I'm telling.
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my fetish is when a guy knows so many attractive sex workers that his peers start to think he's cool

can you rank that one maria

GranzonEx posted...

would you read a doujin that contains a large number of these bottom ranking fetishes if it was drawn by your favorite artist?

Maria likes some Taimanin Asagi stuff, so the answer is obviously yes, at least for tentacles.
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No one should ever think I'm cool and I don't think we're in danger of that happening either.
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STElNER posted...

can you rank that one maria

I don't think I am capable of ranking that

Mac Arrowny posted...

Maria likes some Taimanin Asagi stuff, so the answer is obviously yes, at least for tentacles.

this is a slightly misleading response. since when I download the games I just get 100% complete save files and then use the gallery to look at the scenes I want. I don't think 'has an artist you like ever created a scene with tentacles' is exactly what Granzon was asking. he's saying if my favorite artist drew a tentacle scene would I watch it or read it. and the answer is demonstrably no; I skip those scenes.
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Wish I would've nominated cubes for this.
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i guess it would kind of suck to have to move everything down a place

swordz9 posted...

I don't know where my fetishes came from and I have like 0 life experience. I think they just randomly happen sometimes. It actually might be kinda interesting to study

I think I just pick them up easily when I see them. And now my list is horrifying. My noms are doing pretty well, though.
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MariaTaylor posted...

Cardboard Cutouts, as nominated by Fungi

I suppose a cardboard cutout image of something could be nice to look at. I probably underrate this fetish, especially if it was a high quality art or photo. But, ultimately, I couldn't think of any reason why this would be erotic. At the very least a dakimakura is something you can snuggle with.

My initial reaction was that this might have been related to some papercraft imiages I've seen, but additional thought leads me to believe that the intent really was just your ho-hum lifesize cutout.

Still, people can set up some interesting things with papercraft, it would have been a worthy nom..more interactive, but still kinda weird.

http://safebooru.org//images/223/7b782bb2db42935caf27a63379ed9612d3763b9d.jpg?222718
http://safebooru.org//images/333/ccee8498045c08270923f9f075ce71165296775e.jpg?332882
http://safebooru.org//images/188/d3f6f26cfd79ea40ef7def23205ceba25e0aead6.jpg
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omega you are the hero this topic deserves

paperwarior posted...

I think I just pick them up easily when I see them. And now my list is horrifying. My noms are doing pretty well, though.

I can confirm you are in the top 20
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Sweet, the 20th percentile at least, if you mean users.
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just one of your entries is in the top 20, yeah. which impressive since the entire top tier is dominated by people who knew which things to nom.
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Bet I know which one.
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I should have nominated "Being literally obsessed with me".
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[Partial Differential Equations, pt 3]

78th Place.
Wedgies, as nominated by Snake555...

I don't think of giving or receiving wedgies as a fetish and I don't think I really understand it. Although is near the top of the PDE tier and looking back I underrated it. There's probably reasons why this kind of thing makes sense. Definitely not in the sense of like walking up to someone and giving them a wedgie in the hallway as a cliche 80's bully. But I mean like if someone attractive is wearing only underwear and they are wedged in the crack. Maybe that's what you meant?

77th Place.
Bobs Punching, as nominated by zea

Similar to Wedgies, this gets near to the top of this category at least. I think you meant it as a joke nom referring to ertyu but I went ahead and ranked it seriously anyway. This does seem to be a real fetish. Personally I don't know what is erotic about punching a woman's breasts. At the very least, even if it was something I understood better, it doesn't make me feel anything. Well, the idea doesn't make me feel anything at least. I assume if I went around punching women in the breasts it wouldn't turn me on either but I'm not prepared to go and find out.

LATE ENTRY
Locker Room, as nominated by Raka Putra

I put this in the PDE tier. Not sure exactly where I'd ranking it but I don't think I understand. Being in the locker room is a fetish? Now I feel a bit weird about all the times I was in there. I always assumed no one was paying attention to me, but maybe that is not the case. Thanks a lot Raka...
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I've seen a number of videos of people spying on guys changing in the locker room or in the showers with their phones. There are tumblr porn blogs dedicated to it. And I've seen numerous porn videos taking place in locker rooms. Sometimes it goes where one person is sneaking peeks and the guy notices and magically sex happens (or other times the guy gets aggressive about it and tries to "punish" the peeper... with sex). Sometimes it's just between sports team members or between a coach and an athlete.

I imagine it's not very common in straight porn.
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Wedgies kind of goes hand in hand with underwear fetish for me, and also the humiliation factor is a big part of it.
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Yeah I didn't start thinking of this when I was ranking stuff, only after I started doing the write up. It might have ended up placing higher for me. But probably not by a ton.
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[English Language Tier]

I understand and can comprehend the English Language. However, I'm not turned on by it. This category is basically the same thing. It's a large group of fetishes where I get that people are into it. However, looking at these materials does basically nothing for me. In my opinion this is possibly the most boring category, along with the one we just finished, since it's just me repeatedly saying "I feel nothing." So I'm going to try and get through them quick!


76th Place
Autoerotic Asphyxiation (Bane)

Choking seems like it would be painful. I wish I could say more since I think that Bane is probably legitimately nominating this from a sincere place. But for me, although I understand that people get turned on by this, I rank it very low even among that group. I don't want to choke. Sounds awful.

75th Place
Minks (Fungi)

A cool animal, but not as cool as birds.

74th Place
Birds (Para)

Birds are even cooler than minks. Harpies can be attractive depending on how it's done, but I don't think regular birds are something I'd want to have sex with. It's mostly the human parts in that case.

73rd Place
Winning UotY Fantasy (Unknown)

I guess this would give a positive feeling to someone who cares about winning it. Does nothing for me.

72nd Place
SNES box art (gearofages)

There's probably some that have attractive pictures on them. Maybe?

71th Place
Anilingus (Johnbobb)

I don't think I'd go out of my way to lick ass but if I did it by accident it wouldn't be the end of the world.

70th Place
Sniffing Butts (Nameless)

I have no idea why smelling a butt is slightly better than the idea of licking it. Maybe because my sense of smell isn't all that great anyway. It seems like if the ass smelled really bad that would make me really, really not want to lick it though.
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69th Place.
Lactation (Natwaf)

I think I understand this fetish, but it doesn't make me feel anything extra when added to a scene. Sometimes it makes the scene a little bit worse but not usually unless it's too over the top. Basically I just ignore it.

68th Place.
Body Odor (tazzy)

Unsurprisingly general body odors ranked higher than the smell of an ass.

67th Place.
Alpha Males (Drak)

Drak's lowest nom. I understand the biological, cultural, and social reasons why some people would be attracted to the cliche 'alpha male' type. Unfortunately I am exclusively attracted to women and this makes me feel nothing.

66nd Place.
Steiner (Bane)

After seeing Steiner's more recent picture I think he ranks higher than a typical 'alpha male' specimen. He actually looks like he could be the lead singer in a band or something. I could easily picture men and women throwing themselves at him.

65th Place.
Beards (Bane)

Beards in general are pretty great. The fact that I thought Steiner looked better with the beard than without it just goes to show that the beard as a general trait should be ranked higher than Steiner.

64th Place.
Heroic Krauss (Unknown)

I just thought the idea of ranking my own joke alt above Steiner was funny.

63rd Place.
Fetishism (Red Shifter)

This is kind of meta but I think I get it. The concept of fetishization is, itself, a fetish... right? Well, for me at least, I'm only interested in the specific fetishes that turn me on. I wouldn't be turned on just by the idea of fetishes existing.

62nd Place.
One-Piece Swimsuits (tazzy)

Meh. I'd probably rank this lower if I thought about it again. There's nothing really attractive about this kind of outfit.
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Late nom:

Being fucked in the asshole until you bleed yellow liquid
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61th Place.
Lesbians (Anagram)

This simply doesn't do much of anything for me. I've never masturbated to lesbian porn, hentai, or any other classification of materials. Threesome stuff with two girls is okay but even that is pretty low tier as a fetish for me. Although I know that one is pretty common it doesn't have the same kind of appeal for whatever reason. I do like stories with lesbian characters though. For the most part I find standard romance in fiction to be boring and so anything that deviates from the 'typical' relationship dynamic usually gets at least a few bonus points from me.

60th Place.
Tickling (Red Shifter)

Not erotic to me. Also the bottoms and sides of my feet are very ticklish, which makes it difficult to wash my feet. Annoying.

59th Place.
Mutual Masturbation (zea)

This is erotic in the sense that masturbation usually leads to some kind of big finish. As a fetish it makes no sense and confounds me. I almost think it belongs in the tier of things I don't understand, although I guess I do understand it in a way. Doing that in front of someone is supposed to be hot for reasons that... my brain doesn't fully grasp. But I get it. Anyway if it was me I don't see any reason why you would continue to masturbate when there is a horny, consenting person there with you and you could do actual sex acts together. Zea's lowest nom here.

58th Place.
Nipple Fuck (Natwaf)

Whatever. No opinion. I don't even want to describe this in detail because it seems TOS risky and it's not even worth it to me.

57th Place.
Amateur Home Recordings (Tera)

This is at the top of the "I Feel Nothing" tier, particularly because it falls into an odd category. I've watched amateur home recordings before in the past and I definitely thought they were hot. However I started using them less over time. It's really not my preferred kind of pornography in any sense of the word. Lately I don't even like looking at live action porn at all, but this more relates to how I really dislike the porn industry. A moral decision rather than an erotic decision.
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now that I got through all the neutral stuff I feel inspired to do a few more write ups. things should start getting more interesting now, I think.

[Mount Doom Tier]

Mount Doom is an incredibly hot, active volcano in Middle Earth. It is the only place where the One Ring can be destroyed. Despite the fact that it is incredibly hot in fantasy the truth is that even if I stare at the pages long enough or if I put my hand on my flat screen TV I won't feel any warmth. Well, unless the book is on fire or my house is on fire or my hand is on fire. You get the idea. Hot in fantasy, cold in reality. Let's do this.

56th Place
Oviposition, as nominated by Simoun


This fetish can be pretty hit or miss, especially because it covers a wide range of things. I definitely think it has the potential to be hot in fantasy but is pretty much universally gross in any realistic context.

Actual reptiles or birds laying eggs: Not hot.
Tentacle/Insect related egg-laying hentai: Not hot.
Girls just actually laying eggs: ... eh, it can be kinda hot. I dunno why.

Usually the method of putting the eggs in there is really, really gross though. So this tends to be a turn off. Even the egg laying itself is not super hot or anything. It's just one of those things where I can look at it and get a little bit turned on if it's done really well. Mostly comes down to the art and visual style, I guess. Actual humans laying eggs in real life doesn't seem possible and feels like it might be kinda gross, though maybe no different from live birth either. I guess. maybe. An alien waifu who lays eggs instead of giving live birth is whatever. It wouldn't be a dealbreaker. But this doesn't feel very realistic since I doubt we'll meet aliens in our lifetime, they'll be capable of mating with humans, and they well be attractive, and they will lay eggs. That seems like a lot of coincidences.

And with that Simoun is OUT!

55th Place
Slime and Goo Monsters, as nominated by Esuriat

I guess if I reflected more the context of this being monsters would have resulted in a lower ranking. I was thinking this covered a wide range of things from like slime girls to actual monsters. Assuming he was counting slime girls as well they can be... okay. I guess. Honestly this might be below egg laying now that I think about it but I'm too lazy to swap the positions. I don't think I've ever gotten turned on looking at a slime girl, and actual slime monsters would be a pretty big turn off. They'd probably be scary and dangerous. I mean "monster" is literally in the name. Anyway regardless of how it might sort of, sometimes, maybe work in fantasy this is definitely something that would be very gross in reality.

I actually couldn't find any pictures in a quick search that I found worth sharing, so that's about how I feel about this one. I will say I remember looking at some hentai before with a ghost girl, and her body was see through, and it sort of reminded me of a slime girl. But it was definitely better.
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I am posting one in a one piece just for you buddy! ;)

http://safebooru.org//images/78/71e9e5629f0005cbcfcacf0fb6d9af530c6742bc.jpg?77811

Here is one next to a centaur.

http://safebooru.org//images/817/6564e79d18408a95c23f046fa37dd5c834bdc044.jpg?822750

Here is one that is an egg.

http://safebooru.org//images/1002/3fb8c904f4c60f5b32fc6a202a1bf5fdfb4fb0c5.png?1007331

Goo girls are alright, but the whole "I am going to dissolve you or at the very least engulf you" thing would be kinda a dealbreaker irl, but they're not all like that at least!
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that

that is an egg
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54th Place.
Petrification, as nominated by paper

So this is probably a little weird but I actually think statues can be kind of hot. I mean if it looks like a person and it is sculpted to look attractive then the whole 'skin being gray' thing doesn't bother me all that much. I don't particularly care what color a person's skin is. So, really, gray is just another color. Obviously being hard as a rock and completely motionless hurts this one a lot in the reality category. Even fantasy representations that could move around and talk, like golems or other types of stone creatures (petrified heroes that manage to keep their function despite being made into statues, whatever else, etc.) Ultimately you'd probably run into intimacy issues with any of these.

Also when it comes to thinking of this in a realistic sense... yeah. A real person getting petrified seems pretty much terrible. Very cold.

53rd Place.
Glory Hole, as nominated by KK

This is not one of my favorite things but it can sometimes work in porn or in hentai. Depending on presentation it can definitely be done in an erotic way which is enough to turn me on. Realism is where this one really, really struggles. I think it would be pretty much gross in real life no matter which angle you try to examine it. Probably the most important deciding factor is... well.. it's something like this.

If I was a bear I am not the type who would go around sticking my hand inside any tree, just hoping there might be honey inside. I get for some people the appeal is not knowing. For me, that's not the case. I'm a very risk-adverse person. I also get grossed out pretty easily to begin with by anything that is even remotely unclean. For others it seems like the appeal comes from it being degrading or lewd or just in general a somewhat extreme behavior, for the person on either end of the hole. I guess that is the case? That kind of thing doesn't turn me on though. This is the first KK nomination on the list and it kinda struck out pretty hard. Not counting the 1/3 neutral filler at the bottom, this is one of the lower ranking actual fetishes that I feel something about.
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LMAO the Egg girl
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the Mount Doom tier, and by extension Oviposition, is also the cutoff point for Granzon's question. just in case he was curious and planned on asking again later. if an artist I really liked or a character I really enjoyed was in a scene involving MAINLY these fetishes (from here to the top of the list), yes I would actually look at it and probably feel something.

actually with oviposition in particular I remember seeing at least one thing I liked

it was samus btw

samus is still great
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MariaTaylor posted...

Locker Room

i thought this was more about voyeurism or something.

MariaTaylor posted...

67th Place.
Alpha Males (Drak)

Drak's lowest nom. I understand the biological, cultural, and social reasons why some people would be attracted to the cliche 'alpha male' type. Unfortunately I am exclusively attracted to women and this makes me feel nothing.

I was hoping for commentary on the 'alpha' phenomenon on board 8

though I guess you wouldn't find extha attractive no matter what

what about alpha females? (like, everything realo preaches, except from a girl)
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Gatarix posted...

I was hoping for commentary on the 'alpha' phenomenon on board 8

I always thought that the only time 'alpha' is referenced on this board is as a joke.
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MariaTaylor posted...

59th Place.
Mutual Masturbation (zea)

This is erotic in the sense that masturbation usually leads to some kind of big finish. As a fetish it makes no sense and confounds me. I almost think it belongs in the tier of things I don't understand, although I guess I do understand it in a way. Doing that in front of someone is supposed to be hot for reasons that... my brain doesn't fully grasp. But I get it. Anyway if it was me I don't see any reason why you would continue to masturbate when there is a horny, consenting person there with you and you could do actual sex acts together. Zea's lowest nom here.

it's an exhibitionistic thing I think, showing someone else some really personal and also sexual.

also it can be done over webcam if your partner is far away or on webcam with random strangers on the internet. I mostly think of it as in these contexts.
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there was a phase when people were dead serious about it and there were alpha/beta warz

then realo left and everyone moved on to arguing about politics instead
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scarletspeed7 posted...

Gatarix posted...

I was hoping for commentary on the 'alpha' phenomenon on board 8

I always thought that the only time 'alpha' is referenced on this board is as a joke.

if only
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Gatarix posted...

then realo left and everyone moved on to arguing about politics instead

come back realo

Gatarix posted...

what about alpha females? (like, everything realo preaches, except from a girl)

as far as I can remember the main things he said you should do is like intentionally be mean to someone, pretend not to be attracted to them, lie to inflate your own value, etc. etc.

these qualities all seem really unattractive to me whether it's coming from a man or a woman

TexasZea posted...

it's an exhibitionistic thing I think, showing someone else some really personal and also sexual.

also it can be done over webcam if your partner is far away or on webcam with random strangers on the internet. I mostly think of it as in these contexts.

I do understand it a bit better now but I still wouldn't say it turns me on

scarletspeed7 posted...

I always thought that the only time 'alpha' is referenced on this board is as a joke.

yeah now we treat it like a joke because everyone who took it seriously either dropped it or left
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