Board 8 > brohan ranks the users based on the weeb level of their usernames

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Vlado posted...

Quality write-ups so far, keep it up!

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NFUN - no fun. what's less fun than weebery? not much
3.5/10

most_games_r_ok - so you think most games "r" ok, huh? you do realize the vast majority of games are colorful little girl swordquest naruto sashimi weeb adventures, dont you?
8/10

Snake5555555555 - snakes are a reasonably weeby animal. i dont know what to think about all the 5s, so ill just let them influence my ranking
5/10

tabiicat42 - cats are like the weebiest f***ing animal there is. i assume the 42 represents the number of years since a man has touched your disgusting weeb body.
7.5/10

BowserCuffs - anything nintendo is weeb city central. if you have pictures of bowser on your cuffs i can only assume that means you show your weebness proudly to the world. deplorable.
8.5/10

Terastodon - i dont know if this is actually a dinosaur or not, but most of the internet is for weebs so im not gonna risk looking it up. either way dinosaurs are pretty unweeby, good american children grow up with dinosaur toys and stuff.
2/10

metalslug - slugs are pretty middle of the pack when it comes to weebdom, but making something "metal" whether you mean colloquially or literally is weebaroo material
6.5/10

Anagram - just a normal ass english word, thank f***ing god. youre not a bee, woo
1/10

Leafeon13N - not only are you named after one of those weeby japanese pocket creatures i hear about, you picked the ugliest one
7.5/10

hey wait a minute

isn't the username MysticBrohan a dragonball reference

doesn't seem like you have much room to be calling people out for being weebs there my man
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MysticBrohan posted...

BowserCuffs - anything nintendo is weeb city central. if you have pictures of bowser on your cuffs i can only assume that means you show your weebness proudly to the world. deplorable.
8.5/10

I'm so happy
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MysticBrohan posted...

MysticBrohan - whats more manly and america than dbz? shirtless dudes screaming at eachother, it doesnt get any less weeb than that.
0/10

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This is the rare brohan topic that lives up to its potential
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slycooper69 - pretty sure Sly Cooper was made by some proud americans. just between you and me, your username ends with the sex number and i think thats hot as f***, not to mention the anti-weeb connotations of SEX. the possibility that your username means 69ing with a Sly Cooper body pillow is gonna bump your score up a little tho
2/10

LordoftheMorons - no bigger morons on planet earth than weeaboos. lord of them, eh? thats pretty pathetic and i feel kind of bad for you. well almost. hard to sympathize with a repulsive grotesque disgusting icky weeb.
8.5/10

mcflubbin - only 2 things ive got for you are Superbad and McDonald's, both extremely american and both pretty good under the right circumstances. there was this one time i got a Super Mario toy from McDonald's tho
1.5/10

htaeD - using the reverse edgelord technique? an oldie but a weeby. "death" is about as edgelord as it gets. bonus points for making your name un-pronounceable, much like the entire language of Japanese.
6.5/10

livin on the edge..
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Shaduln - god shadows and anyhting of the sort have got to be some of the weebiest f***ing things ive ever heard. maybe if youre covered in enough shadows youll be dark and mysterious enough to hide from the line of sight of every female on planet earth. just kidding, there arent enough shadows in the universe to completely cover your fat weeaboo ass
5/10

Dantezoid - one part wannabe cool guy from japanese weeb game, one part giant mechanical animal robo fighter thing. what a terrifying combination for the gene pool.
8.5/10

swirldude - ah dude culture, weeb culture's natural predator. i assume the swirl stands for all the swirlies you give to those gross weebs at lunch time, dude. ^5
1/10

profDEADPOOL - no while this is a weeb ranking and not a nerd ranking, comic books are like a half step up from manga if even that. the fact that youre a professor of the subject isnt helping.
5/10

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only one 10 so far
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thanks for letting me know guy

nice
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Not_An_Owl - owls are a pretty wise animal, far to wise to engage in weebery. however, you are not one? which can only lead me to one conclusion
4/10

TomNook - weird ass japanese nintendo raccoon thing. im p sure nintendo invented whatever animal that is b/c ive only ever seen it in animal crossing and mario. since you decided to name yourself after a mythical creature literally invented my nintendo, you must be a god damn mother f***in weaboo
9/10

ChaosTonyV4 - chaos is pretty weeby, emeralds or otherwise, but tony is about as non-weeb as a name gets besides maybe chad.
3.5/10

MariaTaylor - i havent been this impressed since Tom Bombadil. i can only hope that someday i could marry a woman with as few weeb genes in her as a Maria Taylor
1/10

I like this
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that was

not the write up I expected!

although I did guess to rank fairly low due to my completely western sounding username
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Weeeeeeeeb
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MysticBrohan posted...

TomNook - weird ass japanese nintendo raccoon thing. im p sure nintendo invented whatever animal that is b/c ive only ever seen it in animal crossing and mario. since you decided to name yourself after a mythical creature literally invented my nintendo, you must be a god damn mother f***in weaboo
9/10

My IRL name is literally Thomas Nook. Your write up makes you sound like a weeb with all the made up words in it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9RbJEI_rYI

Look at this animal Nintendo totally invented
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Arti - short for Arthur, obviously. makes me think of the wheel chair kid on Glee, who despite being a LOSER was not a weeb
1/10

NBIceman - NB Iceman? or N Biceman? the former is some mega man weeb s***, but the latter honors a fallen american hero in Bo Bice. gonna have to average the 2
2.5/10

swordz9 - what's with weebs and swords, man? like when did swords suddenly become cooler than guns? guns are far far superior in every way imaginable. the z isnt doing you any favors
8/10

Natwaf_akidna - muy kawaii por favor
10/10

Alright but trunks didn't have a gun now did he
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VeryInsane posted...

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Uguu
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MysticBrohan posted...

Anagram - just a normal ass english word, thank f***ing god. youre not a bee, woo

I'm not sure what the bee thing is about.
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Anagram posted...

MysticBrohan posted...

Anagram - just a normal ass english word, thank f***ing god. youre not a bee, woo

I'm not sure what the bee thing is about.

MysticBrohan posted...

a bee, woo

i believe in you

This topic is awesome.
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https://myanimelist.net/character/19542/White_Len
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Lopen posted...

This topic is awesome.

Brohan has successfully evolved from one trick pony (butts) to possibly the most exceptional user on board 8 when it comes to content.
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well I mean there's drakeryn
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yeah ok
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*comes in to get a 10*

*probably will get an 8.8*
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Steiner posted...

well I mean there's drakeryn

Fair, most improved then

(Cause Drak has always been great)
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SSJSephirothGokuX123 - my god. so not only do you shove as much weeb s*** as humanly possible into this username, but you had such a raw need for weebdom that the amount of weebery in your name actually pushes the f***ing name box to the right. "but super american manly daddy brohan, i thought you said dbz wasnt weeby". well i did, but you see there's a fine line. this man specifically used "SSJ", the weeb version of Super Saiyan, and not only that, but he used the name "Goku". the problem here is that Mr. SSJSephirothGokuX123 renounces Kakarot's proud Saiyan heritage and uses his other name. very anti-nationalistic, much like how a weeaboo might refer to himself as, oh i dont know, SSJSephirothGokuX123 or something rather than their real name. also come on f***ing Sephiroth and there's an X in it.
10/10

Wibo - yikes
9/10

BlackDra9on - more dragons, more 1337 speak more le edgy, less hope for humanity
8.5/10

Vlado - like short for Vladimir right? i knew a Vlad in high school; Russian exchange student, super nice dude, tried selling me hard drugs on multiple occasions, def not a weeb. but that little o at the end bothers me there. thats some Japanese weeberino pronunciation, Vlado-san.
3/10

MysticBrohan posted...

the weeb version of Super Saiyan, and not only that, but he used the name "Goku". the problem here is that Mr. SSJSephirothGokuX123 renounces Kakarot's proud Saiyan heritage and uses his other name.

Holy s*** you weeb.
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nationalism is the least weeby thing in the world @Vlado tell him

What if you live in Japan
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no one lives in japan besides godzilla and sasuke i dont answer asinine hypotheticals

MysticBrohan posted...

nationalism is the least weeby thing in the world @Vlado tell him

To a great extent, you're right. You wouldn't want to be Japanese if you're nationalist. However, we must keep in mind that most of anime carries nationalist, pure values.

You can't be both a Japanese and a weeb, btw.

It's Vlado because that's how it's shortened in Bulgaria, not the Japanese "do" instead of "d". :)
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Gimme Dat binary 2, lesserHan
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_SecretSquirrel - Squirrels are extremely unweeby, dont think theres a single squirrel within a 1000 mile radius of japan. gotta wonder why youre keeping the squirrel on the down low, tho. the only thing that comes to mind that someone would want to keep a secret is... well i dont even wanna say it tbh. but im watching you
3/10

buttsauce - as a man with a particularly saucy butt, i understand the strugg. seeing as how i am 0% weeb yet possess copious amounts of butt sauce, the two things must be entirely unrelated
1/10

Colegreen_c12 - yknow what even is colegreen? i always just assumed it was a shade of green but now i dont even know. adding a color to your name isnt that bad unless its black or silver or something, so i cant dock you too much
2/10

Lockes Ragnarok - i know for a FACT Lockes is some s***ty rpg character, probably has long hair and a sword. then youve got the fire dude from Hearthstone, which while American, manages to be an extremely weeby game. i bet your wife is japanese and your son has sonic the hedgehog pajamas
8/10

I'm predicting a low score as I don't think they even use machetes in japan
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WalkingWiki - so like a living wikipedia? do you know how many japanese school girl samurai ramen jutsu articles there are on wikipedia? there are probably more articles about sailor moon than there are stars in the night sky. and your sick ass wants to bring all that s*** to life? unbelievable.
8.5/10

MenuWars - i assume this is the war between a delicious america menu filled with burgers and freedom vs a disgusting weeaboo menu with hentai and a pathetic feeling of emptiness that no amount of shadow the hedgehog plushies can fill. if i recall WWII this war leans towards a certain direction.
3/10

Lopen - honestly ive got nothing. its not a word, but it doesnt seem weeby. the fact that it doesnt seem to be english makes me a little wary, but nothing to be too worried about... i hope.
2/10

WhiteLens - i take this as a japanese person looking at the world thru the eyes of a whitey. basically youre a reverse-weeb. very impressive.
1/10

Johnbobb - wow, yet another weebless name, this must be a record. ive known johns, ive known bobs, and by gosh are they some of the most american people ive ever met. good s***, white power.
1/10

KujikawaRising - desu desu deku tree
10/10

MysticBrohan posted...

Lopen - honestly ive got nothing. its not a word, but it doesnt seem weeby. the fact that it doesnt seem to be english makes me a little wary, but nothing to be too worried about... i hope.
2/10

It's literally the name of the Japanese villain from that one Kurt Russell movie.
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Anagram posted...

MysticBrohan posted...

Anagram - just a normal ass english word, thank f***ing god. youre not a bee, woo

I'm not sure what the bee thing is about.

Ah screw it, I'll post. I originally didn't want to after seeing this write-up... and also posting in a Brohan topic in the first place. But might as well see what you have to say about the bee on the board.
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