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UshiromiyaEva
06/19/23 2:59:09 PM
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https://youtu.be/rze8QYwWGMs

Gotta be honest...

I think they took how popular Morbius got online for being shitty too close to heart, because wow this looks fucking horrendous.

I did not expect to finish this trailer thinking "Maybe I will go see The Flash this weekend".

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ChaosTonyV4
06/19/23 2:59:50 PM
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Lol the drop of lions blood

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PrivateBiscuit1
06/19/23 3:05:06 PM
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Why are we dragging Rhino into this too?

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UshiromiyaEva
06/19/23 3:06:56 PM
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Lol the drop of lions blood

I actually was still taking the trailer at least legitimately as a movie until the moment this happened, and everything after that was the same level of hilarious.

The spiders. THE SPIDERS.

I do not know who Aaron Taylor-Johnson is but whoever is playing him as a teenager is doing a better job..

I also don't pretend to be a Rhino expert, but I don't recall him, like...turning into a biological rhino man at any point.

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Snake5555555555
06/19/23 3:29:21 PM
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Alright, let's do this one last time, my name is Kraven and I was bitten by a radioactive lion

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TheRock1525
06/19/23 3:30:05 PM
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Snake5555555555 posted...
Alright, let's do this one last time, my name is Kraven and I was bitten by a radioactive lion

No he was a lion bit by a radioactive human.

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Xiahou_Shake
06/19/23 3:32:46 PM
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Why do so many trailers start with like, a three second trailer for the trailer itself now? Is this a TikTok optimization thing?

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MartinFF7
06/19/23 3:36:14 PM
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Why are we dragging Rhino into this too?

Speedrunning to the SINISTER SIX, come on!!

Also, yeah, that was... a trailer.

ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Lol the drop of lions blood


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LightningStrikes
06/19/23 3:38:45 PM
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This looks bad but it just looks bad bad, not an entertaining catastrophe. Which is most of these Sony Marvel films. At least we should get an entertaining Aaron Taylor-Johnson performance out of it as hes great when he is not holding back.

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skullbone
06/19/23 4:02:44 PM
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In the MCU everyone uses Starktech and technology. In the Sonyverse everyone has animal blood powers

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RuneterranSnap
06/19/23 5:33:22 PM
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These would be a shit ton better if they actually let the villains be villains

You can't do carnage pg 13 and same goes for Morbius and Kraven

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most_games_r_ok
06/19/23 5:46:39 PM
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This is fucking Morbius all over again. And that was dreadful, haven't seen a movie that bad in ages.

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PrivateBiscuit1
06/19/23 5:52:55 PM
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Listen any movie that has a Bat Kamehameha can't be the worst movie in ages.

Completely dreadful and awful, sure. But when you unironically put that in your movie, there's something very special about how you stopped caring how bad your movie is.

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WarThaNemesis2
06/19/23 6:12:13 PM
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It's Kraven time

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MoogleKupo141
06/19/23 6:41:51 PM
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Xiahou_Shake posted...
Why do so many trailers start with like, a three second trailer for the trailer itself now? Is this a TikTok optimization thing?

I believe its a YouTube ad thing

like the little version is there for the five seconds before someone is allowed to skip a long ad

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Seanchan
06/19/23 7:05:44 PM
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...that looks fucking terrible.

Isn't Sony's agreement that they have to put out a Spider-man related movie very 2 years or something to be able to keep the license?

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Paratroopa1
06/19/23 7:16:27 PM
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I'm fascinated by all these bad movies they keep putting out

Like, just think about the man hours that people have to put into seriously caring about making this thing for a pretty long stretch of time

Just to make something that's really bad

Like... why not just make a good movie instead

Is it really that hard to make something that's even kind of passable

You're putting so much money towards it and having so many people work on it. Why not just make a passable movie. Why make a bad movie. Why make so many bad movies
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bryans7
06/19/23 7:29:00 PM
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Seanchan posted...
...that looks fucking terrible.

Isn't Sony's agreement that they have to put out a Spider-man related movie very 2 years or something to be able to keep the license?

I've seen it dated at 3 years and 5 years, somewhere around there. It was 5 years between SM3 and ASM1 release dates, less time if you go by when they started development/filming. Either way, they ain't losing those rights for a long ass time, if ever.

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Seanchan
06/19/23 7:53:30 PM
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bryans7 posted...
I've seen it dated at 3 years and 5 years, somewhere around there. It was 5 years between SM3 and ASM1 release dates, less time if you go by when they started development/filming. Either way, they ain't losing those rights for a long ass time, if ever.

Of course not. Though they have to know this is (very likely) shit though, right? So the budget's got to be low enough for them to still make a profit, otherwise there's no point.

I just remembered that Kraven is gonna be in the Spider-man 2 game as well. Have to figure that plays into the timing for the movie's release.

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CoolCly
06/19/23 8:46:52 PM
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he hails from mother russia

by way of mother africa

two moms and still this ill behaved

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redrocket
06/19/23 8:56:51 PM
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WarThaNemesis2 posted...
It's Kraven time

Im Cravin some Kraven!

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colliding
06/19/23 9:02:19 PM
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It actually looks better than I thought. Solid B-movie aesthetic. If it's just a cheesy dumb action movie ala John Wick I think that's the right play.

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mnk
06/19/23 9:09:30 PM
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RuneterranSnap posted...
These would be a shit ton better if they actually let the villains be villains

You can't do carnage pg 13 and same goes for Morbius and Kraven

This one is actually going to be rated R.

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MacArrowny
06/19/23 9:20:11 PM
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Paratroopa1 posted...


Just to make something that's really bad

Like... why not just make a good movie instead

Is it really that hard to make something that's even kind of passable

You're putting so much money towards it and having so many people work on it. Why not just make a passable movie. Why make a bad movie. Why make so many bad movies
Making good movies is very hard.

It's also hard to tell if a movie is good or bad. Star Wars was famously terrible until it was saved by good editing. Disney had the new Indiana Jones movie premiere at Cannes because they thought it was so amazing, and the strategy backfired since it got middling reviews.

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Paratroopa1
06/19/23 9:39:47 PM
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MacArrowny posted...
Making good movies is very hard.
Yeah but so is making bad movies. It's so hard to make a bad movie that it's like, why not go a step further and just make a decent movie instead. it doesn't have to be a masterpiece. you have the budget to make a decent movie with relative reliability
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06/19/23 9:40:07 PM
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...
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UshiromiyaEva
06/19/23 10:16:08 PM
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https://youtu.be/PXBBGjUjy2c

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scarletspeed7
06/19/23 10:17:47 PM
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colliding posted...
If it's just a cheesy dumb action movie ala John Wick I think that's the right play.
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Sorozone
06/19/23 10:24:13 PM
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This definitely looks like a Sony movie.

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colliding
06/19/23 10:32:47 PM
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scarletspeed7 posted...


I don't understand the relevancy of the meme posting

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Leonhart4
06/19/23 11:30:15 PM
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colliding posted...
I don't understand the relevancy of the meme posting

He's wondering why anyone who's actually a fan of Kraven would want that

If you just want a dumb movie I guess you're in luck

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KCF0107
06/19/23 11:38:53 PM
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I actually interpreted that as Scarlet believing that John Wick is not a cheesy dumb movie

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LeonhartFour
06/19/23 11:40:16 PM
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I guess both interpretations are valid

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scarletspeed7
06/20/23 12:12:36 AM
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There were no sentiments in that sentence that were acceptable!

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Kenri
06/20/23 12:19:54 AM
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Paratroopa1 posted...
I'm fascinated by all these bad movies they keep putting out

Like, just think about the man hours that people have to put into seriously caring about making this thing for a pretty long stretch of time

Just to make something that's really bad

Like... why not just make a good movie instead

Is it really that hard to make something that's even kind of passable

You're putting so much money towards it and having so many people work on it. Why not just make a passable movie. Why make a bad movie. Why make so many bad movies
There's a post on I think tumblr that goes like "Movies are hilarious. You spend millions of dollars and have hundreds of people working for months or years on a project. And then it comes out and sucks ass." and I think about it all the time

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Paratroopa1
06/20/23 12:23:34 AM
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KCF0107 posted...
I actually interpreted that as Scarlet believing that John Wick is not a cheesy dumb movie
Either way I would say the implicit comparison between the Morbius-levels of expectation for Kraven the Hunter and John Wick is pretty funny and confusing
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colliding
06/20/23 9:26:09 AM
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well if that's where the confusion comes from, I think the trailer seems significantly better than morbius level. like not a good movie by any means but something I might see on a plane or put on ironically.

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UshiromiyaEva
06/20/23 11:02:14 AM
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I am disappointed in myself for not realizing this.

https://twitter.com/NebsGoodTakes/status/1670904801276858369?s=19

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GavsEvans123
06/20/23 1:36:14 PM
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Kraven's over here shutting bear traps on people's heads and biting their ears off, and the worst thing Carnage got to do was a Crash Bandicoot impression. That doesn't seem fair to me!

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RuneterranSnap
06/20/23 2:05:50 PM
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GavsEvans123 posted...
Kraven's over here shutting bear traps on people's heads and biting their ears off, and the worst thing Carnage got to do was a Crash Bandicoot impression. That doesn't seem fair to me!
God that was so sad to see lol

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Cybat
06/20/23 3:17:52 PM
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UshiromiyaEva posted...
I do not know who Aaron Taylor-Johnson is

Since no one else responded to this, he played Kick-Ass and also Quicksilver in Age of Ultron. Plenty of comic book movie experience although, obviously (to everyone but Sony), neither of those characters are anything remotely like Kraven.

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bryans7
06/20/23 3:54:42 PM
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UshiromiyaEva posted...
I am disappointed in myself for not realizing this.

https://twitter.com/NebsGoodTakes/status/1670904801276858369?s=19

If he befriends an insane contortionist with no genitals we riot.

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