Board 8 > Girl invited me over to repair her tv at 1 am.

(+) Yeah! (+)

This is my life now.
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D.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpWLgB2wZlY
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sounds like she wants an SCD adjustment.
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Thou must not ET shit without payment. If ye not salaried, ye demand fundage (or otherwise) for late night trouble calls.
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How sad were u when she really did just want you to fix her tv.
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Corrik posted...

How sad were u when she really did just want you to fix her tv.

Nope
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My man
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

Corrik posted...

How sad were u when she really did just want you to fix her tv.

Nope

nope to what
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How do you even repair a TV
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did chris become a man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
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officially not gay
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Did you put your hand in her box?
Did you push her buttons?
Did you polish her knob?
*winks, nudges*
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Is she the reason you can't play league on Saturday? :P
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

Corrik posted...

How sad were u when she really did just want you to fix her tv.

Nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E
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Gross
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Repeat for accuracy.


Fd - no <,<
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repair her tv

is that what they call it now
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Tv fixed too btw. Just was a remote issue.
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SO WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME FUCKINg STORY TIME.

That's a pun.
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Wanglicious posted...

sounds like she wants an SCD adjustment.

BTW

I just got this.

You are forgiven forever for all things M3.
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I'm here to fix deine cabble
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

SO WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME FUCKINg STORY TIME.

Is that the line you gave her?
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neonreaper posted...

I'm here to fix deine cabble

You can imagine what happens next
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

SO WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME FUCKINg STORY TIME.

That's a pun.

We all do.
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Okay story time.

Background information to know:

When Chris left Board 8 for 4-5 months I went on a self discovery tour about what made me happy. This was when large swaths of me that this board knew kind of just up and died. That is a very, very positive statement.

So Katherine is a person I met off of reddit - either r4r or dirtypenpals. One is a very broad personal ad subreddit, the other is for erotic correspondence with others - Sometimes chat, sometimes RP. But yeah, doesn't muich matter. We had talked quite a bit during my time away from board 8, knew each other's kinks pretty well and got along. Howeber we hadn't called in a couple of months and I noticed last night she had deleted me off her contacts, so I messaged her asking to be re-added and she did. Now when we had been talking last she lived half way across the country but it turned out she had moved to my city in the last couple of months and was house sitting for someone who is away on vacation for a week.

So at 12:33 she added me and ponderd why she deleted me. We talked for a couple of minutes and she asked what was up. I said she was one of the best dirty talkers I could remember and I was a bit sad we hadn't talked. Then she asked me if I wanted to come over and repair her tv. I sad I could probably help but she was also probably joking.

At 12:39, 6 minutes after we began talking again, she texted me her address. I was a bit stunned. After a few minutes of discussion I said sure, I'll be over and hopped into my car. I had one new skype message as i sat down in the car.

"Bring condoms, you know.. just in case.
Don’t ask, just accept it"


To be continued...
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ew gross.........
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MariaTaylor posted...

ew gross.........

I know 3d.
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

Okay story time.

Background information to know:

When Chris left Board 8 for 4-5 months I went on a self discovery tour about what made me happy. This was when large swaths of me that this board knew kind of just up and died. That is a very, very positive statement.

So Katherine is a person I met off of reddit - either r4r or dirtypenpals. One is a very broad personal ad subreddit, the other is for erotic correspondence with others - Sometimes chat, sometimes RP. But yeah, doesn't muich matter. We had talked quite a bit during my time away from board 8, knew each other's kinks pretty well and got along. Howeber we hadn't called in a couple of months and I noticed last night she had deleted me off her contacts, so I messaged her asking to be re-added and she did. Now when we had been talking last she lived half way across the country but it turned out she had moved to my city in the last couple of months and was house sitting for someone who is away on vacation for a week.

So at 12:33 she added me and ponderd why she deleted me. We talked for a couple of minutes and she asked what was up. I said she was one of the best dirty talkers I could remember and I was a bit sad we hadn't talked. Then she asked me if I wanted to come over and repair her tv. I sad I could probably help but she was also probably joking.

At 12:39, 6 minutes after we began talking again, she texted me her address. I was a bit stunned. After a few minutes of discussion I said sure, I'll be over and hopped into my car. I had one new skype message as i sat down in the car.

"Bring condoms, you know.. just in case.
Don’t ask, just accept it"


To be continued...

this is already so lol

tag
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Not Doom-related. Pass.
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*thumbs up*
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Aecioo posted...

DoomTheGyarados posted...

Okay story time.

Background information to know:

When Chris left Board 8 for 4-5 months I went on a self discovery tour about what made me happy. This was when large swaths of me that this board knew kind of just up and died. That is a very, very positive statement.

So Katherine is a person I met off of reddit - either r4r or dirtypenpals. One is a very broad personal ad subreddit, the other is for erotic correspondence with others - Sometimes chat, sometimes RP. But yeah, doesn't muich matter. We had talked quite a bit during my time away from board 8, knew each other's kinks pretty well and got along. Howeber we hadn't called in a couple of months and I noticed last night she had deleted me off her contacts, so I messaged her asking to be re-added and she did. Now when we had been talking last she lived half way across the country but it turned out she had moved to my city in the last couple of months and was house sitting for someone who is away on vacation for a week.

So at 12:33 she added me and ponderd why she deleted me. We talked for a couple of minutes and she asked what was up. I said she was one of the best dirty talkers I could remember and I was a bit sad we hadn't talked. Then she asked me if I wanted to come over and repair her tv. I sad I could probably help but she was also probably joking.

At 12:39, 6 minutes after we began talking again, she texted me her address. I was a bit stunned. After a few minutes of discussion I said sure, I'll be over and hopped into my car. I had one new skype message as i sat down in the car.

"Bring condoms, you know.. just in case.
Don’t ask, just accept it"


To be continued...

this is already so lol

tag

DoomTheGyarados posted...

Wanglicious posted...

sounds like she wants an SCD adjustment.

BTW

I just got this.

You are forgiven forever for all things M3.

I don't get it.
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Gotta get @Drakeryn m3 loremaster in here stat
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Okay, she told you not to ask but I feel like I really have to:

How are condoms gonna fix the TV?
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HaRRicH posted...

Okay, she told you not to ask but I feel like I really have to:

How are condoms gonna fix the TV?

Post of the day.
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I did once wrap an HDMI cable in plastic to keep it from getting stuck when I was feeding it through conduit.
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"you dont have to wear one if you can get the TV working"
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congratsonthesex.gif
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SmartMuffin posted...

neonreaper posted...

I'm here to fix deine cabble

You can imagine what happens next

He fixes the cable?
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So did he actually have sex or is it another damn fanfiction?
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foolm0r0n posted...

So did he actually have sex or is it another damn fanfiction?

if its good fanfiction it will always leave you wondering
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SmartMuffin posted...

if its good fanfiction it will always leave you wondering

But I'm like 99% sure it's fanfiction because no woman talks like that and also women usually have condoms themselves because in our society they are deemed the ones responsible for reproductive safety
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did she ask to see your cathode ray tube
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Although if you think that is fanfiction maybe I should stop because I experienced the rest of the night and I can still barely believe it happened.
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I don't see mention of a TV

I knew this story was too good to be true. You probably didn't fix the TV at all you dirty liar
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Sorry for the delay I had to take a nap and stuff.

So anyway I arrived at the house and let her know I was there and she let me in. Turns out there were two dogs there and they were totally adorable. She showed me the TV first things first. She was using the remote that came with the TV but it was controlled by the cable remote, classic mistake, and that got all fixed. She turned it on, clapped because it worked, and then turned it back off. So ends the tale of the TV portion of the night.

Anyway I asked her to join me on the couch for some cuddling, which she found acceptable and we talked for a bit about various things while I touched various parts of her body. I rubbed up and down her arm, touched her thigh a bit, and then things got interesting when I because to massage her head. She really liked that and leaned into me. We got up a couple of times to play with the dogs, she showed me the house a bit, and we returned to the couch each time. and I just got very hands on with her. At one point she asked to hold my hand because she really liked that sort of intimacy and I did it, which obviously really turned her on.

The break point of our cuddling session came when I began to rub her back, which she really liked. I'd like to pause here and thank my mother for teaching me the lesson that if you know how to rub and massage a woman she's going to melt for you. Life lessons right there. Anyway I was rubbing her back like I said and she touched my arm and said "the front." so I started to massage her covered chest and she said "higher and I started to massage her throat which really got her attention. She then requested that I squeeze and as choking is one of my biggest kinks I started to choke her and oh my god did she look ready to fuck me.

(She was ready to fuck me)

So I nibbled on her ear while choking her, applying various pressure for varying lengths of time to mix it up, squeezing different parts of her throat with my hands, running my fingers along her throat and squeezing. She sure as hell enjoyed my technique and her ear was very sensitive as she was really squirming under my touch at this point. and I am massively turned on by the way she is squirming and moaning and breathing out my name, her hand running through my hair as I continue to suck on her ear and squeeze her. This probably lasted for about five or so minutes before she asked me to stop for a breather and I suggested we move this to the bedroom. She was hesitant because she said 'the bed is really tall though' and I responded with 'Yeah, but so am I.'

She literally got a look on her face and smiled and said "That's a really valid point."

And so we headed to the bedroom.
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

(She was ready to fuck me)

this is something luster would say
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......... in whose fucking dreams are we talking about here, pun
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