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TopicPapa Johns is easily the worst pizza chain by far
masterbarf
01/29/22 11:45:52 PM
#16
I don't think appreciate how difficult it is to make crust, tomato, and cheese taste like cardboard.

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TopicPoor shark....
masterbarf
01/29/22 11:42:11 PM
#4
R1masher posted...
Reported, tagged, spreadsheet updated
Nobody cares.

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TopicHow do we save gamefaqs?
masterbarf
01/29/22 9:55:18 AM
#8
I keep mine in jars.

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TopicJimmy Kimmel under fire for being racist toward Asians after BTS COVID jokes
masterbarf
01/29/22 9:46:15 AM
#21
CyricZ posted...
Is it that thing that is holy and sacred and no one can ever critique its quality?
No. It just seems over recent years that some people act like there are some ideas that can't be incorporated ironically into humor, even though the absurdity is the point and why it's, well, comedy. Whether it's a good joke is another question.

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TopicJimmy Kimmel under fire for being racist toward Asians after BTS COVID jokes
masterbarf
01/29/22 8:41:32 AM
#3
Even though I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to ask when did people forget what comedy is?.

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TopicRich people snatching up enthusiast cars from our childhood
masterbarf
01/29/22 8:33:24 AM
#11
I can't believe the exact car I was thinking of was in the original post.

Maybe I should snag me a 2001 Roush Stage 3 Mustang before it triples in value.

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TopicJoni Mitchell next to remove her music from Spotify over Joe Rogan
masterbarf
01/29/22 8:31:05 AM
#142
This website discusses Rogan a lot. What types of stuff does he say? Is it just misinformation about COVID and vaccines? I haven't heard a word from him since The Man Show.


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TopicMy estimated Chess ELO level is 1150.
masterbarf
01/20/22 1:02:05 AM
#16
I got 1490. But I tried to go somewhat fast. I just made solid moves, and noticed one piece sacrifice that would lead to mate.

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TopicGive yourself one point for each of these you HAVEN't done:
masterbarf
01/04/22 7:51:10 AM
#40
4: tattoo, horse, cruise, zip lining.

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TopicWhat is the worst style of facial hair?
masterbarf
01/04/22 7:39:20 AM
#12
Soul patch. But any facial hair where effort is made to make every line unnaturally neat and shaped looks idiotic.

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TopicTop 25 BEST Indie Games of the Year 2021!
masterbarf
12/30/21 4:25:39 AM
#19
This channel is really good.

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TopicInfinite money, but you have to live in France.
masterbarf
12/08/21 4:09:27 AM
#10
I think only a monk would say no.

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TopicEver watch a movie or show - Just because u wanna see the hot girl in it?
masterbarf
12/07/21 6:39:52 AM
#21
I sort of watched that acapella movie without sound primarily for the woman from True Blood; also the woman with great tits was a nice bonus.

I actually watched that shitty movie about the girls in the nut house who think they're super heroes or some shit. I remember "Army of Me" being prominently featured in the movie.

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TopicMost disappointing game on release
masterbarf
12/07/21 6:28:37 AM
#26
For me, it was GTA V. In fact nothing I've played comes even close to as disappointing. And that's an understatement. One because I followed every new detail about the game being dropped from the first information released. I was hyped for a long time. Eventually some game play was revealed that had me concerned, but it was just a clip. Then I played the game and it was shockingly bad. I gave it a chance for a week, but it was simply trash. There was a cheat that could be entered that made the game at least playable, but I'm not going to constantly activate a cheat to make the game somewhat okay.

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TopicWhat do you ONLY buy on sale?
masterbarf
12/05/21 9:54:57 PM
#21
Criterion Blu-rays.

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TopicStephen Sondheim dead at 91
masterbarf
11/28/21 12:03:02 AM
#11
So many blow jobs would have gone not given had it not been for his art.

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TopicSomething I noticed about "hot" people from like the late 90s/2000s
masterbarf
11/26/21 9:05:39 AM
#27
Slayerblade11 posted...
PEDs and instagram have increased peoples standards of a good physique
"Increased"? They undoubtedly change but I don't see how they've gotten higher.

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TopicLicorice Pizza: Am I Somehow the Crazy One?
masterbarf
11/26/21 7:45:17 AM
#145
Smashingpmkns posted...
The movie isn't even out yet
Lol.

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TopicWhen you tell the 'men's fashion guru' you spent less than $600 on your shoes
masterbarf
11/26/21 7:33:10 AM
#10
Chucks epitomize style when it comes to footwear and cost like 50 dollars. Though I wear Vans Authentics, custom wides with black thread.

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TopicSomething I noticed about "hot" people from like the late 90s/2000s
masterbarf
11/26/21 7:27:54 AM
#13
A healthy, fit body looks a million times better than one with ripped, exaggerated muscles. The latter on a non-athlete will always look weird to me. Building lots of muscle for its own sake is fucking weird. Post #4 looks nice.

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TopicHow come you rarely see dicks in movies and video games?
masterbarf
11/04/21 8:22:41 AM
#11
Post #6 quoted me, yet I fail to see its point.

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TopicWhat do you miss about the 1990s
masterbarf
11/04/21 8:18:23 AM
#51
Squeezits.

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TopicHow come you rarely see dicks in movies and video games?
masterbarf
11/04/21 8:15:01 AM
#5
I watched Fat Girl a couple nights ago. I'm pretty sure there was a shot of an actor putting a condom on his erect penis. Maybe you should watch movies produced by people who take the medium seriously as an art form.

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Topicanyone else feel like school curriculum is useless past like middle school
masterbarf
11/04/21 8:11:22 AM
#6
Are you not aware of the existence of engineers, scientists, doctors, and hot college girls?

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TopicSo what was Hitler TRYING to do?
masterbarf
11/04/21 7:28:42 AM
#24
According to Texas history books he was just fighting for states' rights.

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TopicSasha the Grey
masterbarf
11/02/21 7:43:13 AM
#64
GregShmedley posted...
Bonnie the Rotten
Surely you meant "Rachel the Rotten".

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TopicITT: Name trees
masterbarf
09/23/21 6:22:31 AM
#32
Chela
Jim
Sheryl

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TopicDo you like cats?
masterbarf
09/21/21 5:06:44 AM
#18
Mizznox posted...
I just looked over at my cat lounging against the arm of the couch. He looked back at me, gave a small meow, got up and came over to me, then pressed his head up against my side a couple times before laying down with his head on my leg, purring away.

Yeah, I like cats.
Just admit it. You wrote this by copying and pasting characters into the text box using your mouse so as not to disturb your cat by reaching for your keyboard.

I do that sometimes, but Gamefaqs recently made it so you can't copy and paste in lone spaces. I can't imagine why that needs to be a thing.

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TopicIf Bugs Bunny gave out hugs, he'd be Hugs Bunny
masterbarf
09/21/21 5:02:48 AM
#74
If Benedict Cumberbatch gave out hugs he'd be Colonel Sanders.

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TopicIf Bugs Bunny gave out hugs, he'd be Hugs Bunny
masterbarf
09/18/21 5:24:31 AM
#37
If O.J. Simpson gave out hugs he'd be Spuds MacKenzie.

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TopicStarting Hades up, couple ques
masterbarf
09/18/21 5:05:58 AM
#91
How challenging is this game?

I enjoy roguelik/tes and I trust that Hades is a great game. But it's high scores and relative popularity make me think it might be on the easier side of the genre, and I don't want to fuck with it if that's the case. So, is it a proper challenge?

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TopicPetition: Ban everyone with a 6 in their user ID.
masterbarf
09/17/21 5:49:20 AM
#20
Also capital letters. Anything but lowercase letters makes a name unclean.

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TopicWould you rather have a gin and tonic or a rum and coke?
masterbarf
09/17/21 4:09:01 AM
#26
Gin and tonic actually go together. Coke is gross and ruins anything worth drinking.

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TopicStart your day with coffee, end your day with cock
masterbarf
09/17/21 3:58:40 AM
#5


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TopicHoly shit Polar Bears are huge (pic)
masterbarf
09/15/21 6:44:54 AM
#36
SiO4 posted...
I do doe
With whom . . . or what; the bear?

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Topiclook at this little thing
masterbarf
09/15/21 6:40:55 AM
#10
Tyranthraxus posted...
I can put down a horse if you're still interested
This post would have been so much better if it came from the tc.

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TopicWhat was your favorite Norm Macdonald joke?
masterbarf
09/15/21 6:30:50 AM
#30
Smackems posted...
His bit about Germany
When he said "it was actually close" I made a sound I can't even replicate if I tried.

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TopicIf someone offered to make you a vampire, would you accept?
masterbarf
09/15/21 6:18:33 AM
#37
Is it like in the movies where vampires can murder countless people without ever facing judicial consequences?

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TopicYou enter your room and see DIS sitting on your bed
masterbarf
09/15/21 6:15:42 AM
#7
Goddammit, post #6 almost made my heart collapse into a black hole.

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Topiclook at this little thing
masterbarf
09/15/21 6:13:39 AM
#7
I'm thankful the horse wasn't put down because I would have had to track down the topic creator and piss in his coke.

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Topicis it disrespectful to want to cut up a whole steak before eating it?
masterbarf
09/13/21 5:45:57 AM
#16
Shablagoo posted...
Its really the only elegant way to eat a steak. I mean, imagine trying to dip a whole ass steak in a pile of ketchup. Itd look absurd, LOL.
Made me laugh.

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Topicis it disrespectful to want to cut up a whole steak before eating it?
masterbarf
09/13/21 5:07:44 AM
#13
I generally cut up half the steak into bites, eat it, then do the other half. Doing a chore between every bite takes away my enjoyment.

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TopicItt name some of your favorite 80's bands
masterbarf
09/07/21 2:56:41 AM
#5
If I really try to narrow it down to multiple member projects with my favorite releases in the '80s I'd go with:

The Residents
Dome
Tuxedomoon
Negativland
Aksak Maboul
Foetus
This Heat
Einstrzende Neubauten
Severed Heads
Etron Fou Leloublan
Catalogue
Biota

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TopicWhat was the better Diss Track?
masterbarf
09/04/21 2:56:19 AM
#18
"Ether".

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Topic1 in 500 residents of these states have died from COVID
masterbarf
09/02/21 2:21:28 AM
#16
For some reason I never looked at the numbers in such an obvious and telling way. That's a lot of death.

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TopicIve dropped from 375 to 332 pounds in 4 months. Huzzah!
masterbarf
08/31/21 3:58:33 AM
#16
pick4six posted...
That's really good, keep going man


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TopicHow many shoes do you have in your collection?
masterbarf
08/22/21 4:55:03 AM
#17
Everyday shoes (custom wides)

https://i.imgur.com/5iiDFjR.jpg

Work shoes

https://i.imgur.com/8JZW2dV.jpg

Nicer, casual shoes

https://i.imgur.com/dcdZOCM.jpg

I'd own more, but so few shoes I like come in wide. It's actually kind of annoying. But Vans custom wide Authentics are the perfect shoe.


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