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TopicAsian Men Appreciation Topic
masterbarf
09/13/21 5:04:34 AM
#481
*types "asian man hairy belly no shirt" into browser to find a real man instead of these lame motherfuckers with asinine muscles. LOL, never change duckduckgo, you're the best for a reason.

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TopicAsian Men Appreciation Topic
masterbarf
08/16/21 9:51:11 AM
#436
I just don't get it. Am I the only person attracted to men or otherwise who thinks ripped, exaggerated muscles look silly? I get it if you're an athlete as it serves a purpose, but if not it just looks odd to me. Like building muscle because you've been convinced it's an ideal appearance seems random and irrational. I'm a man and I would not want to look like that. Fit sure, but having arbitrarily tacked on muscles has no appeal to me. I'd feel way more comfortable with a hairy beer belly, or just a trim figure.

What I mean to say is, where are all the pictures of Asian Bears?

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Topic"Cognac" is pronounced "cone-yak"
masterbarf
08/03/21 6:51:13 AM
#5
People who pronounce Porsche with just one syllable should be forced to drive only Smart ForTwos.

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TopicAre there any videos allowed on YouTube but not allowed to share on GameFAQs?
masterbarf
08/03/21 6:47:32 AM
#16
I've definitely posted YouTube videos of music videos and short films with nudity on this website. I haven't been modded for it yet, and I refuse to acknowledge that artistic use of the human form is against the rules. As somebody who has a human body, I find such a rule asinine, not to mention unsophisticated and counter productive to the exchange of discourse.

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TopicSo... when did animals stop being harmed in the making of this film?
masterbarf
08/03/21 6:37:35 AM
#46
I'm pretty sure I've seen hunting scenes showing animals getting shot in some more recent movies.

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TopicWhat would your username be if you devolved?
masterbarf
08/02/21 10:59:17 AM
#15
slavebarf

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TopicI played a $50 buy in poker tournament at a casino on Saturday
masterbarf
08/02/21 10:57:46 AM
#12
Going all in to win blinds is insane. Over betting the pot like that pretty much never makes sense. There's very little to gain and if somebody does call you, you're out of the game. Plus, if you had a good hand you wouldn't do that because getting people to fold so soon isn't how to make money off of a good hand. You should have expected somebody at the table to think you had nothing.

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TopicI played a $50 buy in poker tournament at a casino on Saturday
masterbarf
08/02/21 9:10:09 AM
#9
Hellmuth posted...
I decided to shove all in with ace high as a bluff and got called.
What was your reasoning for doing so?

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TopicAsian Men Appreciation Topic
masterbarf
08/02/21 8:50:58 AM
#412
TopicYou see what happens, Larry?
masterbarf
08/02/21 8:49:50 AM
#6
TopicDo you have a vinyl player?
masterbarf
08/02/21 8:17:53 AM
#30
ehhwhatever posted...
Everything now is recorded digitally so why go analogue?
Not sure why you would assume we only listen to modern music. Great music didn't just start being made 30 years ago. The vast majority of music I listen to was made before 1985.


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TopicDo you have a vinyl player?
masterbarf
08/02/21 1:30:34 AM
#19
https://i.imgur.com/j2lWraA.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/V3DBdex.jpg

The record collection is mostly original pressings of avantgarde, experimental, industrial, Krautrock, musique concrte, ambient, and post-punk.

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TopicI can't stop listening to Primus
masterbarf
07/26/21 8:17:29 AM
#13
Middle hope posted...
I recently discovered their willy Wonka album.

Its gold
Primus & The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble and The Desaturating Seven are almost completely in the style of The Residents.

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TopicI can't stop listening to Primus
masterbarf
07/26/21 8:12:32 AM
#9
You should also listen to The Residents as they are Les Claypool's most obvious influence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M_AK2DSt7U

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TopicNative American or Indian
masterbarf
07/26/21 8:05:54 AM
#34
Why the fuck would you call someone from India a Native American? Dumbest topic I've seen in a while.

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TopicI can't stop listening to Primus
masterbarf
07/26/21 8:03:41 AM
#5
Larry LaLonde is one of the greats, not that you'd know it if you looked at whatever trash lists Rollingstone and the like put out.

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TopicXenomorphs
masterbarf
07/26/21 2:11:59 AM
#119
The alien in post number 118 looks like he's in the middle of a stand up comedy routine.

I'm digging the posts that aren't xenomorphs but just show H.R. Giger's influence

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TopicXenomorphs
masterbarf
07/23/21 8:22:54 AM
#68
trappedunderice posted...
Didn't this one shoot water out of the mouth part?
It did! Talk about a memory I haven't thought of in 20+ years.

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TopicPetition to take the 'r' out of "February"
masterbarf
07/23/21 8:19:55 AM
#25
One_Day_Remains posted...
You know there's 2 r's, right
You know it's "there are 2 r's", not "there's 2 r's" right?

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TopicPetition to take the 'r' out of "February"
masterbarf
07/23/21 8:18:24 AM
#24
Pronounced without the 'r', it out sounds like baby talk; like saying "sketti" instead of spaghetti.

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TopicHedgehog on an inflatable pool floaty
masterbarf
07/23/21 8:15:35 AM
#19
Slayer_22 posted...
He has conquered the land.

Now, onto the sea.
perfect post.

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TopicXenomorphs
masterbarf
07/23/21 8:13:42 AM
#65
Xethuminra posted...
This toy was cool to me~
nice.

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TopicXenomorphs
masterbarf
07/23/21 8:08:18 AM
#62
I had this toy. I want it back.

https://i.imgur.com/Dj6aHyP.jpg

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TopicUgly man complains about attractive girl sunbathing in a bikini on communal lawn
masterbarf
07/23/21 7:55:37 AM
#20
The fuck? There is nothing "antisocial" about sunbathing in a bikini.

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TopicOlympic Games Tokyo 2020 General Topic
masterbarf
07/23/21 7:20:57 AM
#2
Fuck yes I watch. I still loathe that Olympic coverage belongs to the one network that has proven it doesn't understand sports are meant to be aired live and be ad free during any and all action.

For the last several Olympics, the most popular events weren't showed live and only aired during prime time with the majority of participants cut out. I'm guessing with apps being what they are now, there will be more live coverage, but judging by the six commericals I just had to watch in the middle of the very beginning of the ceremony, I'm not counting on being able to see events in their entirety.

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TopicImagine having dis view as you're breeding her
masterbarf
07/13/21 8:49:50 AM
#4
I don't think "breeding" means what you think it means.

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TopicFirst Amendment: The government won't make any laws prohibiting free speech
masterbarf
07/09/21 2:23:00 PM
#56
AloneIBreak posted...
Its insane to me that leftists are so in favor of corporate censorship. If the first amendment werent already in place, theyd probably be opposed to it.
So called conservatives supporting the government having the right to force content onto other people's websites is infinitely more paradoxical. That's no different than the government forcing newspapers to hire certain journalists or forcing television shows to convey certain messages.

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TopicFirst Amendment: The government won't make any laws prohibiting free speech
masterbarf
07/09/21 2:05:28 PM
#40
I'm pretty sure the government forcing people to put content on their website they dont want on THEIR website is the exact opposite of freedom of speech; it's blatant fascism. It's fucking scary that anybody would think that's okay. Personally, if I was running Twitter I'd ban all users who state that Chicago style "pizza" is better than New York style pizza as would be my right.

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TopicSEXY Girl Defeats a NYC HUSTLER at CHESS and has gone VIRAL!! Is She Hot??
masterbarf
07/08/21 11:45:34 PM
#43
Sopiko Guramishvili is where it's at.

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TopicSEXY Girl Defeats a NYC HUSTLER at CHESS and has gone VIRAL!! Is She Hot??
masterbarf
07/08/21 2:12:43 AM
#23
Lairen posted...
Lol sexy!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWZppHXI-h8

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TopicWhy is it called "9-5 job" when its really "8-5 job"?
masterbarf
07/07/21 8:13:07 AM
#12
Word. I feel like I'm working from the moment my alarm goes off.

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TopicIf you don't pronounce it "snes", you don't know what your missing.
masterbarf
07/07/21 8:11:26 AM
#58
The only person I've ever heard pronounce SNES as one word is a youtuber I like. But he really rubs his misguided, terrible sounding pronunciation in, so I kind of respect his error.

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TopicIf you don't pronounce it "snes", you don't know what your missing.
masterbarf
07/07/21 7:18:34 AM
#53
BeyondWalls posted...
S - N - E - S
This is the way.
Definitely.

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TopicYour favorite top-down Zelda game besides A Link to the Past?
masterbarf
07/07/21 7:12:54 AM
#32
Link's Awakening is on my top 10 games of all time list.

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TopicSEXY Girl Defeats a NYC HUSTLER at CHESS and has gone VIRAL!! Is She Hot??
masterbarf
07/07/21 12:42:51 AM
#14
The Botez sisters have been popular for a while.

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TopicDo you like Mia Khalifa?
masterbarf
07/06/21 3:39:26 AM
#23
Irony posted...
With glasses her face is kinda pretty. Her boobs and her personality are gross.


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TopicCam'ron is fucking stupid
masterbarf
07/06/21 3:02:29 AM
#18
"I'd probably move". Wow; sad and hilarious. I was thought he'd at least say he'd do something about himself.

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TopicWhat's your signature dish that you can cook?
masterbarf
07/04/21 3:54:34 AM
#21
Steak with a balsamic reduction sauce.

Pork with a red wine (Port) reduction sauce.

Homemade pasta sauce.

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TopicBen Shapiro has a MELTDOWN over an NFL Pride ad.
masterbarf
06/30/21 7:37:20 AM
#13
The Trent posted...
I think if you bleed too much on the field you have to go into the concussion tent
I'm laughing so hard I'm not even going to edit my post. This is what happens when you work in medicine and have auto correct.

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TopicBen Shapiro has a MELTDOWN over an NFL Pride ad.
masterbarf
06/30/21 7:32:10 AM
#11
I hope he's at the very least also against the NFL's endorsement of the military . . . and alcohol . . . and whatever junk food companies they take money from . . . and the entire concept of the NFL taking money from any corporation or private party so they can sell their products and associated values. At least that way he'd be consistent. But nah he probably just empathizes with hemophilia.

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TopicWould you stick your penis in here?
masterbarf
06/30/21 6:07:07 AM
#20
Shablagoo posted...
( o o)
Are the eyes open with eyebrows on top? Are the eyes closed with rosy cheeks? Are they just big eyes with a sclera and an iris. Are the eyes closed with eyeglasses positioned low on the nose?

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TopicThis video gave me anxiety
masterbarf
06/30/21 5:59:32 AM
#20
That is so Bess.

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TopicHow pathetic is your life if you make/use mods like this for games?
masterbarf
06/22/21 6:45:47 AM
#4
Did it take anybody else a weirdly long time to spot the difference? I'm like, "did they add a dick? . . . Is the gun different? . . . The sky's a different shade; that can't be it . . . What am I looking for? . . . Oh. Right. I forgot white racists think white is the default state for characters to be and therefore not a decision made by developers while everything else is."

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TopicTails82 is BANNED!
masterbarf
06/04/21 8:28:51 AM
#421
People actually discuss this website away from this website?

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TopicSo what's with all the banning
masterbarf
06/04/21 8:26:50 AM
#7
Fishstick posted...
The LAAG board
What's this? I'm curious.

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TopicITT, we let autocomplete write for us
masterbarf
06/04/21 3:47:48 AM
#4
This Heat is not hard for many of its customers but they can make it even better if they didn't get the Aleste collection.

Let me print until I replace them with bullshit crimes including murder and the Angry Inch.

Everything is fine now and I know it's been hard to get a light or medium size but it's just so much easier to use social security than to make sure everybody can progress.

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Topicwhats cat up to
masterbarf
06/02/21 7:15:05 AM
#27
armandro posted...
wonder what that cat is thinking
skip to 2:19 for your answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc&t=139s

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TopicJudge gave drug dealer a 2nd chance. Swears him in as a lawyer 16 years later.
masterbarf
05/31/21 6:24:07 AM
#10
Nukazie posted...
i gotta get on this drug dealing shit so i could turn my life around
Made me laugh.

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TopicIt took one month for my facial hair to come back to normal.
masterbarf
05/31/21 5:08:54 AM
#3
Looking good fella.

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TopicWould you want your future wife to take your last name?
masterbarf
05/30/21 11:04:31 AM
#45
AlCalavicci posted...
in the interest of making it easier for your kids to have one name, would you take her name ?
Only if she owns more land than me. Serious answer: No. I'm keeping my name, if she wants to keep hers too, that's fine. We'd just have to figure something out for our kids.

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