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Do they like fucking each other? How could anybody who isn't a sexually repressed American think twice about it?

That's actually pretty cool. I'd wear it.

Why can't Jon be on a better streaming service?

I wonder what the new legal definitions for male and female clothing will be. Also can a drag queen still read to children for free in his world. Is there going to be a minimum distance a drag queen has to be from any and all children before they're allowed to read a book? What about newspapers? What about poems? What about the menu at McDonald's? Can they merely quote an entire book without the book being there? How about a page? How many consecutive words can a person in drag say in front of a kid that happen to appear in a book?

Imagine never bringing your kid to a midnight showing of Rocky Horror. Like, what are these people even doing.

Hambo posted...

Why you making such beautiful metaphors on CE?

For real.

Inverted is objectively more logical and intuitive to anybody with sense.

Life's only point is to become god and that might be pointless too. Dinosaurs can't even do calculus. . . yet.

Of those listed, Street Sharks is the only one that I can recall anything about.\

Duckman is goat-tier television.

How certain are we that slavery wouldn't come back if we just let the conservative states go?

DD_Divine posted...

Crows recognize humans. Like they hold grudges and shit

I want to believe you heard this from the same place I did.

Practically all lanes were doing at least 80 as I came home today. Cops must be bored where some of you guys live.

The name was taken. Come up with something original.

Sticky request.

Trans kids use their bathroom of choice where I work. Guess how many people it bothers? Exactly. If the republican party had a moral compass, it'd be pointing along the imaginary axis.

New Google Pixel?

Seriously though; great phone, but this battery life is not the business.

Not having a tattoo.

Around here you can do 85 with a cop behind you and you'll be fine. It's simply the normal flow of traffic. In fact, if you're going less than 80 in the leftmost lane, you're being a nuisance.

Corvettes have been ugly since the C7. It's like they fired their designers and replaced them with middle school boys. Meanwhile 2013 can get you an Italia or a California. So yea, not much of a choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_0R5r3ofk

WBC_Injury posted...

Because a mouse works off absolute inputs. Analogs work off directional input.

Inverting the y-axis is obviously the more logical and natural choice on a controller, but for some reason, to me it feels better to also invert the x-axis when using a mouse, even though I only invert the y-axis with controller.

Changing Resident Evil 4 so the player can move while aiming is pretty fucking stupid.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/5/AAPDWnAAEXAL.jpg

That cat is great.

I don't get it. But someone will. And that someone is you. And that is all that matters.

PiOverlord posted...

Huh?!?

I agree. Saying "ever" after having already said "never" is redundant.

Doom_Art posted...

Oh god I forgot about this

He got back to me and said that it's probably a homeless person who can't get into the shelter several blocks away.

Apparently it's a thing that's happened in the neighborhood before, since we're close to downtown, especially with how cold it gets here in the winter. I guess the guy just pops back and crashes in there to keep warm.

Property owner said he probably won't try to get into the house but to slap a lock on the shed if it bothers me.

I don't like that he said "probably won't try"

I'm not reading this post. But you should have just never logged in with that account ever again.

It's Apple. The answer is always no.

Copyright laws should not have a role on the internet. They're purely harmful. Use justifies itself.

Post 191 is not a reaction. He just farted.

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But he can't go to school because he doesn't have a car. And he can't get a car because he can't get a job.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Rotated Gandhi

Brilliant.

In conclusion, it was a very good show.

That photograph is a goddamn masterpiece.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAPDWnAAESqk.jpg

Do you not know where I'm from?

You'll have to crop out the watermark.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/7/AAPDWnAAESqZ.jpg

I could swear "woke" simply used to mean having basic understanding of the facts, circumstances, and lessons of racial issues, and just being a decent person. Like pretty basic shit anybody who grows up in a society with a history of societal and institutional discrimination would pick up.

Turtlebread posted...

Im sick of video games trying to make me feel emotions with their C-tier stories

I remember taking a break from a several year absence of viewing trailers for AAA games to watch a montage during some con. Every second of every trailer was cinematic. AAA gaming is dead.

Why would you have expectations for that shit? It's like the lowest rung of modern film.

I've never played any game in the genre but over the last few weeks I've watched a weird number of videos from Marcel Vos. I don't have a use for a ride overview of the river rapids ride, but yes, I will watch.

Basically all my coworkers at my last job were women. They all talk shit about each other and complain about how they do their job. If coworkers could fight, nothing would get ever get done there. It would be amusing to be honest.

At first confused as to why all these random people were placed next to cartoons. Then I was wondering if we're supposed to care about or even recognize most of the pictures. Then I thought it's one of those stupid fictional characters being played by black people things that racists think makes a point of some kind. Then I was like "holy shit all the cartoons are redheads" and became intrigued. Like are redheads more common in comics than real life because the artists just want some variety? Then after that first second I just compared the pictures; and if looks really matter, most of the actors capture the vibe of their cartoon counterpart fairly well. So now I'm wondering what the motive was behind the creation of this picture. If it were a racist critique, why pick pictures that go so well with the drawings? And I doubt it's to prove how well the characters were cast. So I've decided this was designed to troll racists.

You like retro games, yet you don't think new games are interesting despite all the great action-platformers, shoot em ups, and beat em ups that have released since the PS4's release?

Trust me. I think AAA games are straight trash; a bunch a retreaded ideas, nothing remotely challenging or novel, and loads of time spent on everything except something that requires what little skill the actual gameplay requires. And I've still been very pleased with what last generation has offered and continues to offer. Don't really see the point in the current generation. Seems almost every new game that comes up that looks interesting can be played on the PS4.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

No one calls someone they think is loud and smart a "loudmouth". They'd call them passionate

This is kind of great.