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TopicWhy Are Youtube Shorts Filled With So Many Anti Trans Vids?
masterbarf
10/02/22 8:09:07 AM
#27
This thread was funnier when I thought op might be watching a children's cartoon about a talking carrot and stick of celery.

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TopicPublic Restrooms
masterbarf
09/18/22 12:36:27 AM
#18
Do you know how much coffee I drink?

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TopicDo you go out?
masterbarf
09/18/22 12:35:25 AM
#14
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EoeBWnc9a8

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TopicEver watch a movie in a dream and get annoyed that it doesn't exist irl?
masterbarf
09/18/22 12:33:39 AM
#9
You ever dream you're doing something like a crossword puzzle then wake up wondering how your brain can put something so intricate together while sleeping?

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TopicEver watch a movie in a dream and get annoyed that it doesn't exist irl?
masterbarf
09/18/22 12:31:44 AM
#8
My dreams take the form of full length movies sometimes. I also once dreamt that it was my birthday party and we were in a theater watching a bunch of avantgarde short films.

What's odd is how uniquely stylish the movies are. Great artists are able to create things I can literally only dream of.

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TopicHot take: retro gaming > modern gaming
masterbarf
09/17/22 8:57:50 PM
#15
Xethuminra posted...
But I think retro gaming dwarfs indie gaming, and is *less* of a corporate door (IE, Minecraft as an indie)
I think that a lot of modern indies if released in the 16 and 32 bit eras they'd be considered stone classics.

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TopicHot take: retro gaming > modern gaming
masterbarf
09/17/22 6:52:33 PM
#11
Gaming is making a great comeback with quality gameplay-centric genres like shmups, beat 'em ups, and 2D action games. Even the roguelike/lite trend has been a great addition.

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TopicYour top 5 albums of the 90s
masterbarf
09/17/22 6:45:39 PM
#32
In no particular order:

Laughing Stock by Talk Talk

Sphyx by Organum

Debut by Bjrk

Music Has the Right to Children by Boards of Canada

Richard D. James Album by Aphex Twin


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Topicwhat's the main state of the US?
masterbarf
09/16/22 8:16:45 PM
#9
New York for being a long time hub for immigration. California for just being so well known.

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TopicCheck out this conversation I had with a man on a Jewish dating app
masterbarf
09/16/22 12:31:47 AM
#58
Somehow I was expecting the conversation to have something to do with it being from a Jewish dating app. Still a weirdo though.

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TopicKids show theme songs that are actually dope?
masterbarf
09/15/22 7:48:44 AM
#21
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pH50ZF9QPmQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T4JcOZJi5JQ

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TopicRobert Downey Jr says something kinda racist in defense of superhero movies
masterbarf
09/15/22 3:33:37 AM
#63
FortuneCookie posted...
I don't condone RDJ's comments, but the "cultural genocide" remark is stupid.
Indeed. The movies are completely vapid; but so is my piss. Unless I have to shit out sculptures, Disney can shit out shit too.

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TopicHoly shit I JUST realized the meaning of Saul Goodman's name!
masterbarf
09/15/22 1:35:18 AM
#9
TC is officially a genius.

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Topiclol at emulators being looked down upon by retro gamers
masterbarf
09/09/22 8:04:02 AM
#45
Kimberly posted...
The older these retro systems get the more vital emulation is as an archival method, if nothing else. Hating them is so short-sighted by those types.
This.

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TopicI want her to breed me
masterbarf
09/09/22 7:58:14 AM
#15
Are you saying you want her to give birth to you or find you a mate?

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TopicWhat is the greatest Zelda game ever made?
masterbarf
09/05/22 10:46:46 AM
#84
TomClark posted...
Link's Awakening


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TopicWould you breed Sarah Palin?
masterbarf
09/04/22 12:35:57 AM
#40
Like with a chihuahua or something? Weird question


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TopicAlbums that are best listened to cover to cover
masterbarf
09/04/22 12:33:53 AM
#52
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Wow, it surprises me how many people have never come across an album where they like only a few songs and are at best indifferent to the rest of them.
It's just a strange question considering there are an endless number of great records to listen to.

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TopicAlbums that are best listened to cover to cover
masterbarf
09/03/22 8:48:46 PM
#30
Every record that's worth a damn.

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TopicShe approaches you and says 'hey there ugly, you got some spare tickets for me?'
masterbarf
08/17/22 1:36:27 AM
#25
"Good God".

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TopicShe approaches you and says 'hey there ugly, you got some spare tickets for me?'
masterbarf
08/17/22 1:36:12 AM
#24
"Jesus".

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TopicShe approaches you and says 'hey there ugly, you got some spare tickets for me?'
masterbarf
08/17/22 1:32:48 AM
#23
"Holy shit".

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TopicHow old do you think this kpop star is?
masterbarf
08/05/22 3:06:08 AM
#12
late thirties showing through the work she had done.

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TopicVerizon cancels OAN. No carriers left willing to take it.
masterbarf
07/24/22 12:28:25 AM
#14
I watched like 5 minutes of that network. I saw a "reporter" asking random people on the street what the difference is between a woman choosing to have an abortion and a criminal shooting a pregnant woman in the stomach.

Clearly a valuable source of news

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TopicDo you consider this too much body hair?
masterbarf
07/19/22 8:36:17 AM
#18
The fuck is that line? Did he lose a bet? Honestly, to me groomed men always look weird. Like guys who grow facial hair but then form it with unnaturally shaped lines. I just don't get it. Such inorganic shapes just don't match with the human figure.

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TopicIs your favorite song off your favorite album?
masterbarf
07/13/22 12:21:13 AM
#12
No.

Favorite record:
Not Available by The Residents

Favorite song:
"L'Amulette Et Le Petit Rabbin" by Etron Fou Leloublan


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TopicRemember Undertale?
masterbarf
07/10/22 9:54:24 PM
#28
The fuck is FNAF?

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TopicCE, whats a good handgun for concealed carry?
masterbarf
06/27/22 9:26:41 AM
#2
S&W 642

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Topic$200,000,000 but you have to get every achievement in Hollow Knight
masterbarf
06/15/22 1:24:56 AM
#23
Tyranthraxus posted...
I got all the achievements in dead Cells so this can't be that hard.


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TopicAre there any movies where the main character dies halfway through
masterbarf
06/06/22 4:14:39 AM
#18
MICHALECOLE posted...
Never heard of it
It's good.

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TopicFavorite Daft Punk song
masterbarf
06/05/22 1:38:25 AM
#24
"Prime Time of Your Life".

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TopicWB rewrote the script of Aquaman 2 to cut out as much Heard as possible.
masterbarf
05/18/22 11:26:40 PM
#49
Nukazie posted...
why not just change the actor like some movies did
It's Aquaman. There's no artistic integrity to maintain.

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Topicfuck, marry, kill
masterbarf
04/15/22 5:54:24 AM
#1
Which is the most bat shit insane order to do all three to one person?

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TopicI don't think Godfather is all that good
masterbarf
04/09/22 7:55:32 PM
#38
Garioshi posted...
Collaborative ranking, so it's not my exact ranking. Godfather is above Minority Report.
Congratulations. You've created the most basic bitch movie list of all time.

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TopicWhat's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with fake boobs?
masterbarf
04/09/22 7:10:34 AM
#2
This joke neither disappoints or appoints. I'd be appointed if topic creator didn't use "bus" in both the question and answer.

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TopicMegatech said he'll do soft goth if we get dis topic requesting soft goth to 500
masterbarf
04/09/22 7:08:08 AM
#125
What the fuck is "soft goth"? Is that like putting a cigarette out in a cup of coffee?

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TopicWho are your six favorite Pokemon
masterbarf
04/09/22 7:06:16 AM
#15
I only know the names of three; Pikachu, Squirtle, and Charizard. There might be one named Ham Sandwich, but I'm not sure.

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Topicwhy do people have usernames that start with a lowercase
masterbarf
03/17/22 8:19:26 PM
#21
Capital letters are as bad as numbers, underscores, and spaces.

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Topicwhy doesn't America open the southern border for Mexicans?
masterbarf
03/17/22 8:14:18 PM
#12
I'm for an EU like relationship between the US and Mexico. Throw Canada in just for fun.

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TopicPost electronic music
masterbarf
02/26/22 6:39:55 AM
#52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5375I5LXt1I

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TopicPost electronic music
masterbarf
02/26/22 12:05:49 AM
#51
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7BZlV_0zQ

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TopicThere's a lot of people salty about Elden Ring, huh?
masterbarf
02/25/22 2:52:08 AM
#45
LostForest posted...
I'm gonna tag you as Jennifer Garner too now.
lol. I don't get it, but that's cute.

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TopicThere's a lot of people salty about Elden Ring, huh?
masterbarf
02/25/22 12:35:36 AM
#42
I like your sunglasses.

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TopicThere's a lot of people salty about Elden Ring, huh?
masterbarf
02/25/22 12:14:20 AM
#40
IndorilGawain posted...
Theres works perfectly fine. Embarrassing for you
Only if you don't know the difference between is and are. You wouldn't say "a lot of people is". "There's a lot people" is as wrong and as stupid sounding for the same reasons.

BignutzisBack posted...
tagged as Jennifer Garner
Nobody in the history of the internet has ever cared about who tags whom what. Only creepy weirdos tag people.

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TopicThere's a lot of people salty about Elden Ring, huh?
masterbarf
02/25/22 12:01:27 AM
#36
It's "there are a lot of people". Go back to preschool. Also every game that involves exploring an open world for crafting materials is ass.

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