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Trumble
12/08/21 3:50:03 AM
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Infinite money, but you have to live in France.


Let's see what CE thinks.

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g0ldie
12/08/21 3:52:19 AM
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sure.

I have family in France, and I took some French in college (I hate the way the language sounds, though).

I'd just use some of my wealth doing what I could to become more fluent.

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HA4e
12/08/21 3:52:22 AM
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I fund to make France a mobile country to go around the world and assimilate other countries.

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Gobstoppers12
12/08/21 3:52:28 AM
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Sure, but I absolutely refuse to live in Paris. I'll find a nice cottage somewhere in the countryside and live a life of simple luxury.

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GMAK2442
12/08/21 3:52:53 AM
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I'll never leave Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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VigorouslySwish
12/08/21 3:53:03 AM
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Sure why not, cant be worse than my current life

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Gobstoppers12
12/08/21 3:53:22 AM
#7:


So, here's a question:

If you are paid infinity dollars, how much do you owe in taxes?

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Nukazie
12/08/21 3:54:29 AM
#8:


give me the damn money

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 4:05:04 AM
#9:


Fine. France is an actually stable democracy, or at least, it's more functional than this one.

Besides, with infinite money, I can hire a fulltime translator.

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masterbarf
12/08/21 4:09:27 AM
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I think only a monk would say no.

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bknight
12/08/21 4:21:17 AM
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Heck yea, hot French girls with hairy armpits is my kink.
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Zikten
12/08/21 4:36:30 AM
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I can stay home most of the time and in the rare time I need to go out, I hire a English speaking guide
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Math Murderer
12/08/21 6:01:06 AM
#13:


Easy yes. I probably wouldn't even need to learn French, as I could just get a place to live in Strasbourg and cross the Rhine to Germany for anything I want to do.

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008Zulu
12/08/21 6:09:28 AM
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Right now, Australia is ranked 53rd in Internet speed. France is ranked 24th. So I say, "Bonjour!"

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Kim_Seong-a
12/08/21 6:12:40 AM
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Is this like one of those weird Twilight Zone episodes, where a mysterious stranger promises me a magic deal like this, but the twist is when I take the money and go to France, I end up becoming an aristocrat right before the revolution?

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Trumble
12/08/21 12:59:06 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Is this like one of those weird Twilight Zone episodes, where a mysterious stranger promises me a magic deal like this, but the twist is when I take the money and go to France, I end up becoming an aristocrat right before the revolution?

No. You will, however, have to hear French all the time.

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Solar_Crimson
12/08/21 12:59:26 PM
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Easy yes.

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/08/21 1:00:43 PM
#18:


Infinite money to live somewhere that's at least more stable than the U.S.?

Where's the downside

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Croast59
12/08/21 1:02:57 PM
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I mean, I don't see any downsides. I would be able to start a new life in a new location.

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monkmith
12/08/21 1:03:26 PM
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sure, then i buy out a couple blocks and turn it into the most stereotypical american spot as possible. every other store a gun store, fast food shop on every corner, pay fat people to walk around loudly talking on their cellphones and cursing at others on the street.

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/08/21 1:04:19 PM
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Also, it only says you have to live in France, not that you can't leave France.

Easy fucking money

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Shotgunnova
12/08/21 1:05:56 PM
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I'll buy a poodle named Bark de Triomphe.

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theAteam
12/08/21 1:06:55 PM
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Sure my friend lives in France essentially on welfare and he seems to enjoy his life well enough.

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Mareen
12/08/21 1:09:40 PM
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Literally no real downside. Only reason I can see for saying no is if you're francophobic.

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Stagmar
12/08/21 1:31:52 PM
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Mareen posted...
Literally no real downside. Only reason I can see for saying no is if you're francophobic.


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BewmHedshot
12/08/21 1:32:32 PM
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With infinite money I just buy North America and cede the land to the French government.
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Bishop_Hastur
12/08/21 1:32:59 PM
#27:


Would I have to live in France itself, or could I live one of the overseas territories?


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thronedfire2
12/08/21 1:32:59 PM
#28:


With infinite money I now own France

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CE_gonna_CE
12/08/21 1:33:05 PM
#29:


Infinite money? Fuck, put me practically anywhere idc

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Xethuminra
12/08/21 1:34:56 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Infinite money? Fuck, put me practically anywhere idc
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Cobra1010
12/08/21 1:37:38 PM
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Can I visit other places say, spend 1-2 months abroad?

But Heck, even if I can't, I'll just fly chefs from different countries into my Palace to cook for me.

Not too hard of a question. Yes.

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cavalierking
12/08/21 1:50:18 PM
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... is there some hidden downside to this or something?

does france suck to live in or... ?

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gatorsPENSbucs
12/08/21 1:58:21 PM
#33:


Easy money. Spend a week in France and the rest of the year traveling.

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Irony
12/08/21 1:59:07 PM
#34:


Too close to David Cage

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Eat More Beef
12/08/21 2:07:38 PM
#35:


Hell yeah. I speak french, so does my wife, she can work from home (she enjoys her job so I doubt she would quit right away). So I'd buy some property on ile de re, drink wine and eat oysters all day.

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ModLogic
12/08/21 2:11:18 PM
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DepreceV2
12/08/21 2:15:22 PM
#37:


Easy take

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CountDog
12/08/21 2:33:14 PM
#38:


I have long distant relatives. That own a business in France. I would definitely help them out.

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samurai bandit
12/08/21 5:51:42 PM
#39:


Is there some racism hidden in this question? Who would say no to this?

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