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17.

The insecure part of me feels the need to clarify, early seventeen.
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Popcorn_Fairy posted...

I plan to hopefully recruit everyone. Hopefully

Character recruitment spoilers below:

You can't get both Harken and Karel in the same playthrough. Gotta pick one, unfortunately.

The same is true for either re-recruiting Wallace or getting a new character, Geitz.
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I support you, TC.

About the only things I can tolerate for breakfast are fruit smoothie and actual steak.
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Force ghosts, on the other hand, prefer a nice Qui-Gon Gin.
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Say what you will about the ST, they did something the prequels never could.

They made us like the prequels.
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Trump is spiteful and petty.
Everything he does makes sense if you look at it through this simple lens.
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I'm really good at dirty talk >_> my gf is really into being verbally degraded.

Sometimes I order her to cum and it pushes her over the edge. Feels so ballin'.
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RIP Man Fan XD
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action52 posted...

How did she act like there wasn't a plan? In fact he overheard them talking about the plan and leaked it.

Watch the movie again dawg

Specifically the scene where Holdo and Poe first talk
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Frostshock posted...

Canas is a sucky free unit, TC is a heretic.

From the small amount of time I have spent browsing this particular forum, I have noticed favouritism for certain characters, e.g. Marcus. However, what is more jarring is that I have not seen favouritism for other, more deserving characters. The character in question is Canas. Canas is, quite frankly, the best character in the game. Whoops, I meant in all Fire Emblem games. Whoops again! I meant in all games that have ever existed. Damn, I'm bad at this. I mean Canas is the best thing in existence. Even if he didn't exist, he'd still be the best. Lets start with his name, Canas. Canas is short for "Can kick your ass." (arse works too) Notice that I said "can", not "will". Being the dapper and suave gentleman he is, Canas is not an advocate of needless violence. He is a lover of all living things, and is loved by all living things in return. This benevolence is one of the many things that elevate him above all competition. For example, take Gheb, one of those with memetic status on this board. Gheb is a practitioner of "Raep", something that apparently counts as a point in his favour. "Raep" is not something which is funny, nor is it something that is good. Canas does not partake in this "raep" because he is chivalrous and kind to women. (But not too kind as to be patronising. He is a devout feminist after all). Canas proves that awesomeness is not measured with fighting ability or violence (even though he is the strongest person in all of everything). Canas is the best because he is sweet and kind and lovely. Now let's move on his appearance. Canas' most striking feature is his monocle. I know the mere mention of monocle is enough to cement Canas at the top of the leader board, but regardless I will go on. Canas wears his monocle not only as a fashion accessory, but for the greater good. Canas leaks awesome from every part of his body, but from his eyes the most. If Canas does not keep his monocle on at all times, the sheer awesome would be enough to destroy anyone he sees! (He keeps the awesomeness of his eyes in with a contact lens though. Wearing two monocles would be silly.) And you have to admit, Canas does look rather fetching with that eyepiece. Even though Canas detests violence, he is singlehandedly the best fighter in the world. Canas wields Dark magic, therefore allowing him to use Luna. With Luna, Canas is very capable of defeating the final boss in one hit! Admittedly he could defeat the final boss in one hit without Luna, but he doesn't want to be a show-off. Another advantage of Dark magic is that it allows Canas to wield Nosferatu, which can restore lost HP. This isn't really necessary though, because Canas doesn't take damage. The closest he has ever come to pain was the time when he was hit by 200 Silencers, 20 epic weapons and a black hole. It didn't hurt him, but he did mention a slight itching in his left eyebrow a few days later. I can imagine you are thinking "If Canas is so awesome, how come he died trying to stop a snowstorm in the epilogue?" But oh, he did not! It was merely a mistranslation. It was supposed to say "A snowstorm died trying to stop Canas." Wait, I got that wrong. It said "A meteoric storm died trying to stop Canas." The meteors bounced if his monocle, and shattered into non-existence. Canas didn't even notice. (Ignoring that fact he notices everything that ever occurs, has occurred, and will occur.) Oh, and another mistranslation. The epilogue mention Canas' wife. What it meant to say was "Canas' wives". And what I mean to say was "every single woman in the FE universe". This doesn't mean that Canas is some sort of "pimp" though. He treats every wife with love and care, and takes them all out for romantic dinners every single day. I think that might be it. I have said everything there is to say about Canas. Actually, no I haven't.
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The best part of the area code rating system is the slang term "James Bond", which sadly never caught on (perhaps due to the incredibly narrow usage).

It refers to a woman who would be rated 007.
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Popcorn_Fairy posted...

Ok, so a lack of being able to resupply between missions is kind of tripping me out. Once my stuff breaks I'm screwed. I don't like having the stores being limited to the map.

Welcome to Fire Emblem lol

There's a decent stretch at one point where there aren't any weapon shops so make sure you keep your supplies topped off.
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Dash_Harber posted...

cjsdowg posted...

Dash_Harber posted...

he also knows it is possible that the Empire has eyes or ears onboard, and that Poe likes to talk.

Now she knows that Poe likes to talk. Come on, you are just making up stuff to make this bad writing better.

No, I'm not. Him being a reckless hothead was literally the first fucking thing that happened in the movie.

Completely contradicting the last movie, but what's continuity, right?
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There is nothing attractive about someone who is trying to guilt-trip you into dating them or make you pity them hard enough to give them a chance.
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chrono625 posted...

It's no different than buying packs of MTG or yugioh.

At least with MTG and YGO you buy the packs and you own the cards.

With Hearthstone, you don't own anything. They could shut down the servers or take it all away from you and you can't do shit. You can't trade with other people or sell your cards if you get lucky and pull a valuable one.

It's subtle, but there's a difference.
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It got bad when they stopped doing anything that wasn't list-based
Got worse when they took a page out of buzzfeed and started being "informative" instead of focusing on the jokes (this is when I stopped visiting)
Apparently recently they fired all their senior writers? Which is a... bold move, if true.
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cjsdowg posted...

In all the comics and stuff before this movie, Poe was never shown to be hot head.

Bolded for truth.

Hell, the first thing we see of him in TFA is him being trusted with a top-secret covert mission where combat isn't even supposed to be a factor.

Poe was the victim of character assassination just to make this stupid plot play out.
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CyricZ posted...

marthsheretoo posted...

Blame Dave Filoni

I've wondered, was it really him who made the call, though? Lucas liked Maul and was still in charge at that point.

No, you're right. Lucas gave the order.
I still want to blame Filoni, though.

DarthAragorn posted...

Savage Oppress is absolutely a Lucas name too

Savage Oppress is the worst name in the history of Star Wars.

CyricZ posted...

I feel they used him better in Rebels because ended up being a dark mentor to Ezra, which shaped his character a bit.Not to mention that awesome final duel with Kenobi. Of course, this begs the question of what they intend to do with Maul since we know exactly how he ended up.

The "dark mentor" thing barely happened and didn't really impact anything and turned into Maul just whining "why won't you be my apprentice?" over and over.

It's pretty bad writing to give Maul a plot line where he builds up a criminal empire, gets it knocked down and loses everything, then go on to build up ANOTHER criminal empire and (presumably) get it knocked down and lose everything AGAIN. We know Crimson Dawn isn't gonna last and Maul is gonna be in hiding on Malachor soon, so I don't see anywhere else for that to go
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Blame Dave Filoni
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What changes to make me happy? My mindset, or my circumstances?

Like say I stuck my arm in a machine that was programmed to have a 50% chance to cut off my arm.

Would the 50% chance always land on me keeping my arm? Or would I lose an arm and then just... be happy about it?
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CyricZ posted...

Well, think of Anakin like a current "Star Wars fan".

Imagine he got involved with Star Wars, or the Jedi Order, and really identified with it as a youngling.

Then he got older, and some "decisions by the Jedi Order" came out that didn't meet his expectations. Maybe didn't quite hit his idealized and very specific view of how the Jedi Order was supposed to be.

Sure, he could just leave the Order behind and move on with his life, perhaps find something new to dedicate himself to.

But that's not satisfying enough for him. He's become too invested at this point and feels like just walking away would be a waste of the time he invested into it up to this point. He'd rather pine for the entire thing burning to the ground. He cares so much that he'd rather destroy it than ignore it.

So essentially, Anakin murdered younglings because he hated TLJ.

Okay I hate TLJ but this is A+ analysis
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Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
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Pillowpantz posted...

iPhone_7 posted...

marthsheretoo posted...

iPhone_7 posted...

Kathleen Kennedy is a FEMINAZI

I like how you deleted your somewhat reasonable post and replaced it with a full-blown caricature.

Thats a lie you lying liar.

Nope. I saw the post you deleted as well.

I mean, he's right that I was lying when I said I liked it >_>
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iPhone_7 posted...

Kathleen Kennedy is a FEMINAZI

I like how you deleted your somewhat reasonable post and replaced it with a full-blown caricature.
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>Gets slightly more money in paycheck

>Saves a tiny bit of money in taxes

>loses money in cut benefits

>paying more for gas and healthcare

>End up with less money than before

Thanks, Trump!
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Doom_Art posted...

the movie has legit flaws but the people don't like it aren't interested in talking about them and instead are just upset about "admiral gender studies" or some vague stuff about "we were promised x and y"

I'm always happy to talk about the movie's actual flaws (in fact I laugh at the whole "SJWs ruined Star Wars!!! meme), but every time I do, nobody acknowledges my posts.

So...
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Remember when she made her servants buy her lemonade?
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MonkeyBones23 posted...

GeneralKenobi85 posted...

Honestly the best person involved with modern Star Wars seems to be Dave Filoni. Not saying he should be in charge of the films or anything, but there are certainly some people working on Star Wars projects that know what they're doing.

He seems to actually care about lore/connecting the universe, while also making a great story with the things he's done. I don't know about him being the "Feige" of it all, but he needs to have way more creative control than he does now.

I still feel like I've entered the twilight zone whenever I see someone praise Dave Filoni.

Never seen his name attached to something I wasn't disappointed in.
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The world should be ours
But they just want moneeeeeey
It's a conspiracyyyyyy
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It's WWEPropaganda.

But the fact that FakeZoologist hasn't been mentioned yet is shameful.
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Doom_Art posted...

I mean, as someone who's learned screenwriting and has been paid to do it plenty of times, I'd disagree with that.

I've never done screenwriting, but I'm an author and I imagine the principles of storytelling carry over between mediums.

There are multiple instances in TLJ of thematic confusion, which to me doesn't say much about the quality of the story.

I will say it looks quite nice from a design/visual perspective, though. The hyperspace ram is pure sex.
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CountCristoph posted...

Solo was watchable. The Last Jedi and The Force Awakens tag-teamed the franchise into the ground.

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Why do black pope luther never seem to commit mass shootings?
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marthsheretoo posted...

Here's something I never see brought up.

Put yourself in Luke's shoes for just a second. You are standing over a sleeping teenager and you just got a vision that he might be space Hitler (there's actually a great John Mulaney bit about killing Hitler that's a little relevant but I'll save that for another post). This revelation shocks you to the point where you seriously consider killing the guy before he can kill a whole lot of people. Assume that you have (temporarily) committed to using your weapon to do so.

Your weapon is one (1) lightsaber.

As a rational, thinking person (try to put the actual scene out of your mind), how do you proceed?

Nobody wants to give this a shot? >_>

CyricZ posted...

I thought I, Jedi was pretty good.

I love the EU but I can't stand I, Jedi. Fucking gary stu Corran Horn
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Shit like this is why I never want a monogamous relationship.
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Here's something I never see brought up.

Put yourself in Luke's shoes for just a second. You are standing over a sleeping teenager and you just got a vision that he might be space Hitler (there's actually a great John Mulaney bit about killing Hitler that's a little relevant but I'll save that for another post). This revelation shocks you to the point where you seriously consider killing the guy before he can kill a whole lot of people. Assume that you have (temporarily) committed to using your weapon to do so.

Your weapon is one (1) lightsaber.

As a rational, thinking person (try to put the actual scene out of your mind), how do you proceed?
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That's an interesting way to say "lying crook".

Ask those contractors he never paid if he keeps his word.
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Hiterally LITLER
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"Science fiction is an incredibly unrealistic look at our future.
Source: Mad Max."

Lmao tc plz
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DoctorVader posted...

It's not because of some limitation caused by humans. It's simply not possible to exceed c and 100k light-years is simply too much to cover, let alone 2 million for Andromeda.

Yes, you can't go faster than light speed, but we could always find ways to cheat the distance.
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3khc posted...

Unsure if hot or weird.

Having done some research on the matter...
...hot.
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She making sure you can't taste her other man's creampie.
Smh
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Gate Guardian
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Once I would have said C

I still say that's generally the case (lucky me), but I have run across a couple ladies with... let's say inordinately tiny Vs.

They needed something much smaller than 6in.
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BrapEnthusiast posted...

There's only a fatigue when they are bad or mediocre movies that don't please the crowd. There's no marvel fatigue you know

I dunno dude, I'm super Marvel fatigued. Haven't seen one in a while.
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_Goggalor_ posted...

marthsheretoo posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

Of course they're angry. They're irrational and all their arguments are based on emotion. It's a basic tenant of the left.

*Tenet

C'mon, dude. You should know how the English language works by now.

Why did I take you off ignore again?

Why did you ever have me there?
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_Goggalor_ posted...

Of course they're angry. They're irrational and all their arguments are based on emotion. It's a basic tenant of the left.

*Tenet

C'mon, dude. You should know how the English language works by now.
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Anyone can be a political candidate.

Doesn't mean the voters are going to let you get anywhere near office.
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