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HaloFan895
05/27/18 6:27:21 PM
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Her libido is really high and we have great sex.

And man, she gives some good oral.

The problem is that she won't let me return the favor. We've been dating for almost a year now and still she won't let me eat her pussy. When I asked her why, she said because she's shy. I told her she has nothing to be shy about, but she refuses to budge.

What would you guys do if you were me?
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deupd_u
05/27/18 6:28:07 PM
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HaloFan895 posted...
What would you guys do if you were me?

Not eat dat puss, yo.
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roos1046 Reborn
05/27/18 6:28:12 PM
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be thankful she doesn't want that
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edededdy
05/27/18 6:28:22 PM
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be happy that you dont have to put in the extra effort
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HaloFan895
05/27/18 6:29:21 PM
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edededdy posted...
be happy that you dont have to put in the extra effort

But I want to.
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juicebox4
05/27/18 6:30:14 PM
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edededdy posted...
be happy that you dont have to put in the extra effort

honestly this. its fun sometimes but if you can coast without being called lazy, then why not?
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Fuparulez
05/27/18 6:30:53 PM
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Some women genuinely do not enjoy it. Respect her wishes.
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thronedfire2
05/27/18 6:31:01 PM
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Eat her booty instead
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3khc
05/27/18 6:31:13 PM
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She knows it stinks.
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ZannoL
05/27/18 6:32:04 PM
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3khc posted...
She knows it stinks.

This.

Most women know that the vagina may feel good for a man, but it's unattractive to look at. And yes, pussy fucking stinks.
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juicebox4
05/27/18 6:33:25 PM
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ZannoL posted...
And yes, p**** f***ing stinks.

only if she has zero idea how to keep clean. I've been with a chick or two that had zero scent whatsoever.. tbh it was odd. but cool.
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Webmaster4531
05/27/18 6:34:02 PM
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She might have a D.
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Lost_All_Senses
05/27/18 6:35:25 PM
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juicebox4 posted...
ZannoL posted...
And yes, p**** f***ing stinks.

only if she has zero idea how to keep clean. I've been with a chick or two that had zero scent whatsoever.. tbh it was odd. but cool.


No scent is the best scent.
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DarkTransient
05/27/18 6:35:27 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
She definitely has a D.

FTFY
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MacDaMurderer
05/27/18 6:36:37 PM
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I mean aint shit you can do bruh. Maybe rub on it with your fingers and taste it after and say how it tastes great and you would love to eat it up.

But you cannot just go and do it. Thats basically assault
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Mistere Man
05/27/18 6:38:08 PM
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They are afraid you will see the stitches.
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DavidWong
05/27/18 6:40:13 PM
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Respect her wishes?
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voldothegr8
05/27/18 6:40:47 PM
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Then things are ideal
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BewmHedshot
05/27/18 6:49:01 PM
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Cheat on her with a non-prude.
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FlyingForever
05/27/18 6:59:08 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Eat her booty instead

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DracoSpire
05/28/18 4:47:43 PM
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A YEAR!?

Break up with her. If she didn't let me do that, all my interest in her would be gone.
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CapnMuffin
05/28/18 4:48:56 PM
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So the perfect woman.

Oh wait this wasnt one of those topics?
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marthsheretoo
05/28/18 4:57:15 PM
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She making sure you can't taste her other man's creampie.
Smh
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Letron_James
05/28/18 4:58:38 PM
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marthsheretoo posted...
She making sure you can't taste her other man's creampie.
Smh

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legendarylemur
05/28/18 5:02:26 PM
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marthsheretoo posted...
She making sure you can't taste her other man's creampie.
Smh

Took 23 posts
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Jtrunks
05/28/18 5:06:55 PM
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Ive dated a girl like this before. It was so odd. I had already drilled her multiple times, but she wouldnt even let me finger her WTF??!?!. She def wouldnt let me eat her. Was kinda off putting tbh.

Like TC, she also loved to give oral. I just dont understand this... Anyways, all I did was just respect her wishes and not do it. But I cant help but think she'd really like it if I had snuck up on her and ate her out REALLY fast lmao. She might try to resist, but then go "oooohhhhh, that's nice" LMAO i dunno man.
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Correct_Facts
05/28/18 5:07:08 PM
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marthsheretoo posted...
She making sure you can't taste her other man's creampie.
Smh
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Tyranthraxus
05/28/18 5:08:52 PM
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she secretly a man and been tricking you with anal the whole time
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El Mexicano Texano
05/28/18 5:10:52 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
she secretly a man and been tricking you with anal the whole time


This
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