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TopicSome people in path of Dixie Fire brandishing guns while refusing to leave
jpenny2
08/07/21 2:42:06 PM
#6
Fighting fire with firearms

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TopicIs Chris Chan competent to stand trial?
jpenny2
08/07/21 2:21:56 PM
#16
Derwood posted...
Why does CE have such a weird boner for Chris Chan?
Train wreck, can't look away.

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TopicImagine a national pit bull day.
jpenny2
08/07/21 11:51:48 AM
#36
Returning_CEmen posted...
So I went to Lazy Dog Restaurant yesterday (a restaurant where they let people bring their dog and seat them in the patio area) and they sat us in the patio area right next to a guy who had a pit bull. That gentle beast was barking and growling at every dog that walked by. It even looked at me with blood lust in its eyes at one point in time. They couldnt sit any dogs near it because it was too aggressive. But yeah Pit Bulls are well tempered guys.
He was just annoyed because the kitchen ran out of toddler.

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TopicIs Chris Chan competent to stand trial?
jpenny2
08/07/21 11:48:21 AM
#2
The entirety of her life up until now proves that she isn't.

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TopicWould you sacrifice yourself to save all of humanity?
jpenny2
08/07/21 10:36:29 AM
#19
I don't think it's simply a matter of being selfless. The concept that my death would prevent the deaths of everyone else on Earth is so huge and removed from reality that I don't think I could even comprehend it. It would take a lot of very convincing proof to get me to accept the premise, let alone make the decision.

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TopicHomeland Security warns of violent Trumpers.
jpenny2
08/07/21 9:07:01 AM
#8
Kind of hard to act like politics doesn't exist when people are dying preventable deaths because a pandemic has been politicized.

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TopicJust pet a good boy service dog for 5 minutes. It was a Pitbull
jpenny2
08/07/21 3:01:41 AM
#22
Plot twist: TC was eaten, and it's actually the pitbull who created this topic.

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TopicUSA under Biden's administration is about to lose the gold medal race to China.
jpenny2
08/07/21 2:03:31 AM
#7
ShineboxPhil posted...
Trump wouldn't have quit like Simone Biles and would have performed flawless gymnastics to win gold.


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TopicUSA under Biden's administration is about to lose the gold medal race to China.
jpenny2
08/07/21 1:58:38 AM
#3
If Trump was still President, he would have gone to the Olympics and won a dozen gold medals by himself.

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TopicImagine a national pit bull day.
jpenny2
08/07/21 12:21:59 AM
#23
Followed closely by National Toddler Memorial Day

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TopicWould you play an Olympics simulation game?
jpenny2
08/06/21 3:46:11 PM
#7
Choose Russia and immediately get investigated for doping.

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TopicHoly shit, Bernie Sanders is absolutely ruthless.
jpenny2
08/06/21 3:44:36 PM
#9
That's right! Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!

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TopicRon DeSantis is literally going to get children killed for political points
jpenny2
08/06/21 3:36:21 PM
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TopicConvince me there's a good character in FF8 SPOILERS
jpenny2
08/06/21 11:58:12 AM
#2
There isn't.

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TopicCanada-Sweden women's soccer gold medal game rescheduled due to heat
jpenny2
08/06/21 10:48:49 AM
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TopicWhat's the biggest prize you ever won?
jpenny2
08/06/21 10:36:18 AM
#10
$50 gift card

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TopicCanada-Sweden women's soccer gold medal game rescheduled due to heat
jpenny2
08/06/21 10:28:52 AM
#16
Sweden is clearly the better team, but I'm hoping Canada can get lucky.

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TopicCanada-Sweden women's soccer gold medal game rescheduled due to heat
jpenny2
08/06/21 9:24:08 AM
#11
FF_Redux posted...
naww 1-1


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TopicI'd start keeping my cat inside from now on, tbh
jpenny2
08/06/21 9:13:20 AM
#4
Cat 1: "What did you do today?"

Cat 2: "Played with a piece of string. How about you?"

Cat 1: "Well..."

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TopicMoms showing off their kids' dirty masks (CW: a bit gross)
jpenny2
08/06/21 9:09:39 AM
#10
So they want the kids to be spraying that shit all over everyone?

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TopicSumo wrestler statue that was scaring horses at the Olympics has been removed
jpenny2
08/06/21 9:08:15 AM
#2
Should've used an E. Honda statue.

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TopicThree guesses what this proposed sculpture is supposed to spell
jpenny2
08/06/21 9:02:53 AM
#3
Derp

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TopicCanada-Sweden women's soccer gold medal game rescheduled due to heat
jpenny2
08/06/21 8:58:11 AM
#7
Canada has a transgender player, so by Trump logic, they're going to lose.

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TopicChina: U.S. Army created COVID
jpenny2
08/06/21 8:05:52 AM
#14
Covid was created by Heinz in an attempt to bring back green ketchup by the year 2022.

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TopicFuta Fridays
jpenny2
08/06/21 7:26:54 AM
#8
Fupa Fridays

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TopicCongressman suing over Pelosi's mask mandate gets COVID
jpenny2
08/06/21 7:17:23 AM
#4
And yet he will learn nothing.

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TopicJenny McCarthy helped to start widespread push of the anti vax movement.
jpenny2
08/06/21 5:13:34 AM
#4
Who should you trust, doctors and scientists or a former Playboy model who based her research on things she Googled?

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TopicIt was the best of times
jpenny2
08/06/21 4:34:29 AM
#5
It was the blurst of times?!

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Topicdon't mess with turtles
jpenny2
08/06/21 4:15:36 AM
#7
Bass_X0 posted...
I didn't laugh at the dog attacking the horse.
I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. I thought they were running away together.

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Topicdon't mess with turtles
jpenny2
08/06/21 4:04:59 AM
#2
That made me laugh. XD

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TopicHelp me get a job famalam
jpenny2
08/06/21 4:01:29 AM
#10
Official CE Moral Compass?

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TopicOwner puts pitbull up for adoption after it disfigures a family pet
jpenny2
08/06/21 4:00:07 AM
#11
Please adopt this good boy who bit another dog's leg off.

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TopicTrump Offical Card
jpenny2
08/05/21 1:24:13 PM
#17
CM_Ponch posted...
I've seen this design somewhere before...
Germany at some point in the past?

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Topicthe Trump Card doesn't even get you a member's discount
jpenny2
08/05/21 1:09:44 PM
#2
Present it at any participating McDonald's to receive a free hamberder.

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TopicTrump Offical Card
jpenny2
08/05/21 1:05:17 PM
#7
It's not an error, it's a way to emphasize teamwork. There is no I in offical... except for that other I.

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TopicHas GameFAQS banned all the anti-vaxxers?
jpenny2
08/05/21 12:32:24 PM
#27
GameVAX

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TopicIs Pepsi okay? Should be pepsi's slogan
jpenny2
08/05/21 12:28:51 PM
#9
It's my first choice.

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TopicMake a porn parody out of the last movie you watched
jpenny2
08/05/21 9:46:09 AM
#25
Sex-Men

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TopicThe moderators just suspend and delete at whim
jpenny2
08/05/21 9:12:58 AM
#5
TC about to get deleted.

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TopicRepublicans leaders are killing children
jpenny2
08/05/21 8:35:39 AM
#3
Politicizing Covid should be a crime.

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TopicKevin Sorbo declares mask wearing the all time greatest failed social experiment
jpenny2
08/05/21 8:32:46 AM
#35
He strikes me as the kind of guy who would love being right all the time but has unfortunately never experienced it.

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TopicTrump wants his supporters to carry 'Trump Cards'
jpenny2
08/05/21 8:21:17 AM
#10
CyricZ posted...
Probably would cost less to tattoo a swastika on yourself.
Would the Trumpers who already have swastika tattoos be required to get a new one?

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TopicImagine being a doctor and treating da people who choose to be unvaccinated
jpenny2
08/05/21 7:46:21 AM
#7
TwoBit_Samurai posted...
At least I would be able to quote Ivan Drago every day
"I fight to win, for me. For me!"

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TopicWhat are some games with weirdly difficult mandatory boss fights early on?
jpenny2
08/05/21 7:40:53 AM
#12
Spikey Tiger in Secret of Mana is one of the hardest bosses in the game (not that many of the bosses are very hard), and I think it's only the second or third boss.

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TopicDo you check for a "best by" date before buying a food product?
jpenny2
08/05/21 7:36:58 AM
#5
Always. I've shopped at too many stores that left things on the shelf long after they expired.

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TopicThe story of the devil's bridge is petty lol
jpenny2
08/05/21 5:48:43 AM
#9
UnfairRepresent posted...
Who was the poor guy whose soul got given to the devil?
That man's name? Albert Einstein.

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TopicHow did you die?
jpenny2
08/05/21 5:33:16 AM
#3
Eaten by a pitbull. :(

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TopicC/D What does not kill you, Makes You Fatter
jpenny2
08/05/21 3:35:20 AM
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TopicI'm a wharwilf.
jpenny2
08/05/21 1:19:27 AM
#2
I'd prefer a weremilf.

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TopicPopular things mostly everyone seems to like that you don't?
jpenny2
08/04/21 12:20:40 PM
#57
Alcohol

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