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Topic"When they go low, we go high"
jpenny2
02/18/21 9:37:37 AM
#4
A guy tried to foot sweep me, so I hit him with a jumpkick.

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TopicShe says ''Ugly fuck, bet you never had a woman this close to your special area'
jpenny2
02/18/21 8:28:54 AM
#5
Help, she's touching my special area!

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Topicthis is the future Republicans want
jpenny2
02/17/21 10:37:32 PM
#2
The future they want is 1950.

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TopicImagine spending $1000 on dating sites and not finding a girlfriend.
jpenny2
02/17/21 10:13:39 PM
#5
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago.

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TopicHow do girls pee if they don't have balls?
jpenny2
02/17/21 11:04:48 AM
#10
MrMallard posted...
Balls and ovaries are the same thing, they just produce opposite elements of a human life. So girl pee is stored in the ovaries, since functionally they're basically just lady balls
https://youtu.be/GD6qtc2_AQA

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TopicMost watched cable news host: Joe Biden's marriage is an act
jpenny2
02/17/21 10:58:50 AM
#11
The strongest evidence that their love is real is the fact that Tucker Carlson says it isn't.

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TopicNew variant comic covers hyping Predator's intro into Marvel Comics
jpenny2
02/17/21 10:34:26 AM
#7
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Daredevil ain't ending a Predator in seconds.
Street-level heroes like Daredevil are a good matchup for a Predator.

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TopicWhen did LEGO become outrageously expensive?
jpenny2
02/17/21 10:31:40 AM
#20
Jagr_68 posted...
When they focused mainly on highly demanded licensed tentpole properties than original creations.
This. I admit that I loved the early Star Wars sets, but it quickly became apparent that the licensed stuff was going to cause problems.

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TopicNew variant comic covers hyping Predator's intro into Marvel Comics
jpenny2
02/17/21 10:28:02 AM
#4
Seems like the Predators are heavily outclassed.

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TopicMuhammad Ali vs. Rocky
jpenny2
02/15/21 11:49:08 PM
#6
If Rocky was a real person, he wouldn't be able to take punch after punch to the face without even attempting to block like he does in the movies. Pretty much any boxer with decent skills would beat him.

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Topicdumb shit people do in horror movies
jpenny2
02/15/21 1:19:07 PM
#20
Killer has a clear reason to want to kill the protagonist but spends most of the movie killing randoms while letting the protagonist escape again and again.

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Topicdumb shit people do in horror movies
jpenny2
02/15/21 10:09:39 AM
#18
Zanzenburger posted...
Assume the creepy stuff going on around you is just your friend/boyfriend/sibling trying to scare the crap out of you.

"Ha ha, John, very funny. You can come out now."

Even if you have friends that like to mess with you, usually they come out after a few seconds. They don't glide around the house making noises in three rooms at the same time.
This has always annoyed me. Beyond being stupid, it's just such a lazy cliche.

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Topicdumb shit people do in horror movies
jpenny2
02/15/21 9:47:07 AM
#3
Run away after the killer is down instead of finishing him off.

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TopicHave you seen Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World?
jpenny2
02/15/21 7:57:00 AM
#3
I saw it back around the time it first came out and don't remember anything about it.

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TopicGina Carano isn't that bad
jpenny2
02/14/21 11:50:43 AM
#16
DJquackquack posted...
Is that actually Benoit or just a dude that looks like him?
Google "Chris Benoit army helmet"

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Topic'shut the fuck up and close your account' is now moddable
jpenny2
02/14/21 11:36:59 AM
#19
Close the shut up and account your fuck.

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TopicWhat country do you prefer? France or Italy?
jpenny2
02/14/21 11:32:23 AM
#9
Broseph_Stalin posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0yxfVFDD-0
Was going to post this.

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TopicWWE is cool
jpenny2
02/14/21 10:13:44 AM
#2
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

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TopicFunniest Simpsons scene of all time?
jpenny2
02/13/21 8:11:38 PM
#26
https://youtu.be/ik0BPKM9WQg

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TopicGOP vs GQP
jpenny2
02/13/21 7:59:38 PM
#5
If they didn't want that stupid QAnon shit in their party, they'd do something about it. At this point, they'll take pretty much anything that gets them votes.

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TopicI, the once proud ruler of CE, have been ousted
jpenny2
02/13/21 4:38:24 PM
#6
First they came for the Chads.

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TopicFamily Feud Canada: Canadians think the moon and sun are planets
jpenny2
02/13/21 4:35:24 PM
#21
They are metric planets.

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TopicI think Ted Cruz is trying to morph into Trump.
jpenny2
02/13/21 9:16:41 AM
#8
He heard people say there was no way they could think any less of Ted Cruz.

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TopicIs it okay to punch a bright, dangerous kid for not taking the Lord serious?
jpenny2
02/13/21 8:10:46 AM
#26
When Jesus said to turn the other cheek, he really meant that you should punch people in the chest.

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TopicJoe Biden: China is gonna eat our lunch
jpenny2
02/11/21 6:40:02 PM
#13
China: "I drink your milkshake!"

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TopicThe fact that the Republicans party still largely supports Trump
jpenny2
02/11/21 10:10:41 AM
#8
The GOP's number one priority is not Conservative values, or Christian values, or America, or democracy. Their priority is staying in power, and if that means bowing down to a lunatic narcissist who instigated a terrorist attack on the Capitol purely to stroke his own ego, then they're fine with that.

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TopicITT: We try to force a new term for cool
jpenny2
02/11/21 7:56:59 AM
#10
Manfantastic

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TopicIncredibly popular characters that you find overrated AF
jpenny2
02/10/21 5:20:39 PM
#18
Wolverine

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TopicGina "shit for brains" Carano compares being a Republican to...
jpenny2
02/10/21 4:01:47 PM
#6
But Republicans are part of the government, and some of them are Nazis.

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TopicMcDonald's is bringing back an old favorite to its menu after a customer revolt
jpenny2
02/10/21 3:33:23 PM
#2
I wanted pizza.

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TopicConservative group One Million Moms have breakdown over lesbians
jpenny2
02/10/21 3:32:13 PM
#9
Tote-All posted...
At first I was like wtf why does a 10 year old character have a lesbian backstory
Make it happen, Mattel.

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TopicDaily educational time: do not use a knife as a toothpick
jpenny2
02/09/21 1:35:27 PM
#2
Iron helps us play!

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TopicCringy Donald Trump Jr. calls Sleepy Joe cringy
jpenny2
02/09/21 11:31:41 AM
#4
Dumb Donald shooting hard

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TopicIt was Joe Biden's insurrection all along.
jpenny2
02/09/21 10:24:46 AM
#11
B-b-but immigrants!!!!! D:

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TopicWhat is the WORST Enemy attack (any enemy/boss) in the FF series nominations
jpenny2
02/09/21 10:19:08 AM
#29
Ultima (Magic Master, FF6)
Blood Suck/Vampire (FFT)

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TopicBen Shapiro wrote a book where the protag
jpenny2
02/09/21 9:43:31 AM
#66
GiftedACIII posted...
I've read fanfiction better than this.
Suddenly, I had the sudden thought that this post was correct.

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TopicRon Johnson (R-WI) still trying to blame Pelosi for the Capitol incident
jpenny2
02/08/21 12:41:18 PM
#9
Alternative sanity

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TopicWhy do it
jpenny2
02/08/21 12:39:12 PM
#8
Wynaut?

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TopicDamn people out here still have Trump signs up
jpenny2
02/08/21 11:48:29 AM
#34
Leaving the signs up helps others identify them as Trump supporters and avoid them.

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TopicHoly moonshot batman. Doge back to 0.07
jpenny2
02/07/21 12:56:35 PM
#5
@Bat_Doge

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Topic'President Trump was the best thing to happen to Christianity since Jesus.'
jpenny2
02/07/21 11:06:08 AM
#42
If God told them to stop worshiping Trump, they'd turn against God.

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TopicDo you have to give a few white lies for hot girls to have sex with you?
jpenny2
02/07/21 9:27:45 AM
#3
Hey, baby, I'm handsome, have a great job, and have never heard of CE.

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TopicUK army is terrible and useless for Nato claims report.
jpenny2
02/07/21 9:17:05 AM
#26
Biden's America

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Topic'President Trump was the best thing to happen to Christianity since Jesus.'
jpenny2
02/07/21 6:40:23 AM
#33
He's basically the walking, talking embodiment of the seven deadly sins, but sure, he's almost as good as Jesus.

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