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indica
08/05/21 5:31:47 AM
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I was ran over by an Amazon truck

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jpenny2
08/05/21 5:33:16 AM
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Eaten by a pitbull. :(

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Flauros
08/05/21 5:34:27 AM
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I was a highwayman
Along the coach roads I did ride
With sword and pistol by my side
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade
Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade
The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five

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DravenRainrix
08/05/21 5:36:24 AM
#5:


Bungled armed robbery whilst I was trying to steal ferret food from the farm shop, mauled by the security goat.

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devilminion
08/05/21 5:37:36 AM
#6:


An aneurysm from having to listen to too much bullshit

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Shotgunnova
08/05/21 5:47:30 AM
#7:


My name is Tom Quinn
It was gamblin' did me in
The bullets went wild and loose
They put me in the Hangtown noose

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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Strider102
08/05/21 6:37:56 AM
#8:


A question not even the best scholars could answer.

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Solution_45
08/05/21 6:40:23 AM
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took my energy sword and tried valiantly to repel the zombie menace, but they were too much

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BloodMoon7
08/05/21 6:55:10 AM
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I was very sad. So much so that Death showed up and was like, "Are you ok?"

I said "No..." and then I started crying. She put her hand on my shoulder to comfort me but this is Death and that killed me.

I was like "Woah wtf man" and she was like "oh shit oh fuck" and I was like "put me back wtf" and she was like "AHHHHHHHHHH"

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