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deupd_u
05/13/18 9:58:36 AM
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I figure it has to be as "cute" as possible while still being acceptable/non-suspicious for a heterosexual, single man to own.
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PikachuMaxwell
05/13/18 9:59:50 AM
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Probably a friendly breed such as the Golden Retriever. But I suspect any dog can attract women anyway.
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FaytlessHearts
05/13/18 10:03:45 AM
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Puppy French bulldog, or puppy husky. Ez in.
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sopfed
05/13/18 10:06:00 AM
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Every loves golden retrievers.

But don't get a dog just cause you're trying to attract women. First of all it won't work if that's something you have to resort to. Second it isn't fair to the dog. Get a dog because you want a dog.
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PikachuMaxwell
05/13/18 10:06:42 AM
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sopfed posted...
Every loves golden retrievers.

But don't get a dog just cause you're trying to attract women. First of all it won't work if that's something you have to resort to. Second it isn't fair to the dog. Get a dog because you want a dog.


This is also true.
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OpShaft
05/13/18 10:12:53 AM
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Goldendoodles
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Mr_Biscuit
05/13/18 10:13:37 AM
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sopfed posted...
Every loves golden retrievers.

But don't get a dog just cause you're trying to attract women. First of all it won't work if that's something you have to resort to. Second it isn't fair to the dog. Get a dog because you want a dog.

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J E S U S
05/13/18 10:21:21 AM
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Alaskan Klee kai
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Flockaveli
05/13/18 10:31:32 AM
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Knowing CE, if you want ASIAN women, get a Corgi.
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HashtagTartarus
05/13/18 11:07:15 AM
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I find that Germans Shepherds always catch my eye at the dog park. I imagine women will think similarly to me.
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pinky0926
05/13/18 11:10:41 AM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
sopfed posted...
Every loves golden retrievers.

But don't get a dog just cause you're trying to attract women. First of all it won't work if that's something you have to resort to. Second it isn't fair to the dog. Get a dog because you want a dog.


Also get a nice healthy non-pedigree rescue dog. Don't be one of those idiots that buys an inbred puppy mill mistake.
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ssj3vegeta2
05/13/18 11:47:46 AM
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Fony
05/13/18 11:49:32 AM
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French bulldog, husky or beagle.
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southcoast09
05/13/18 11:50:06 AM
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sopfed posted...
Every loves golden retrievers.

But don't get a dog just cause you're trying to attract women. First of all it won't work if that's something you have to resort to. Second it isn't fair to the dog. Get a dog because you want a dog.

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divot1338
05/13/18 11:51:21 AM
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This one.

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DeadSite
05/13/18 11:52:02 AM
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Corgi
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Returning_CEmen
05/13/18 11:52:43 AM
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Ruvan22
05/13/18 12:00:35 PM
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What I really want is a koala
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Wetterdew
05/13/18 12:21:13 PM
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I can't stand golden retrievers or labs. But they are the #3 and #1 breeds in America, as far as their numbers go.

That doesn't necessarily mean they're the cutest, though. Just that they are some of the most common breeds.

In any case, you sound like a bad dog owner to start with, so I recommend you don't get a dog.
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Lorenzo_2003
05/13/18 12:21:22 PM
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sopfed posted...
Every loves golden retrievers.

But don't get a dog just cause you're trying to attract women. First of all it won't work if that's something you have to resort to. Second it isn't fair to the dog. Get a dog because you want a dog.


Why are you giving him bad advice? Lots of women really, really like dogs and will chat you up if you bring one around. TC, get a little feminine dog like a chihuahua or Shi Tzu. Women like those breeds. Dont be stupid by walking a big dog thatll just intimidate them.

You could also try bringing around a little kid. I dont mean a baby, though that does work with some women. Babies need you to clean their shit and feed them now and then, so I dont think its worth it. Nah, bring a three or four-year old around instead. Theyre still cute at that age. And make sure hes not a little shithead and ideally he would be your sisters kid. Women will trust you more, will want to offer advice and talk about how cute he is. Theyll think youre fantastic for taking care of him. I do not know if this works by bringing a little girl around. Im guessing women might think youre a creep, but maybe not. All this advice worked for me and a couple of my friends in college.
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/13/18 12:47:19 PM
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Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
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Master_Bass
05/13/18 12:52:09 PM
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It's obviously a pit bull. Everyone loves them.
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Touch
05/13/18 12:53:31 PM
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Corgis or Doge's (shiba inus)
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megaman4everEXE
05/13/18 12:57:47 PM
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kingdrake2
05/13/18 1:04:50 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
It's obviously a pit bull. Everyone loves them.


it's that stigma that the pitbull are monsters but in reality. they do really well under a good owner though the only con to them is being possibly dog aggressive.
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The_Doge
05/13/18 3:03:18 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
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REMercsChamp
05/13/18 3:05:12 PM
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Pit bull, rottweiler, dobermann, german shepherd
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Sayoria
05/13/18 3:13:19 PM
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Bow wow chika bowwwww. ;D
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SableWolfAngel
05/13/18 3:40:00 PM
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BignutzisBack
05/13/18 3:40:47 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
german shepherd

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The_Doge
05/13/18 4:26:08 PM
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Sayoria posted...
Bow wow chika bowwwww. ;D

SableWolfAngel posted...
@The_Doge


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0TiamaT0
05/13/18 4:33:07 PM
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Corgis

Women love that fluffy butt.
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kingdrake2
05/13/18 5:13:00 PM
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0TiamaT0 posted...
Corgis

Women love that fluffy butt.


i think the opposite, it's those ears.
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Solid Snake07
05/13/18 5:16:13 PM
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a puppy, doesn't really matter what kind
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Duwstai
05/13/18 5:30:35 PM
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Medium sized friendly dogs. Big dogs are intimidating to some, and a single male with a miniature dog is just weird
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