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Anisoptera
05/30/18 11:47:40 AM
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Nothing was charged to your credit/debit card. There isn't anything recent in your order history. The package is addressed to your residence and it wasn't a gift from any of your friends.
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l Dudeboy l
05/30/18 11:48:34 AM
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Amazon's mistake is my reward.
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Master_Bass
05/30/18 11:49:50 AM
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If it was sent to you it's your item.
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Dustin1280
05/30/18 11:50:27 AM
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l Dudeboy l posted...
Amazon's mistake is my reward.

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Darklit_Minuet
05/30/18 11:50:27 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
If it was sent to you it's your item.
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divot1338
05/30/18 11:58:01 AM
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No further action is required.
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NOM
05/30/18 11:59:54 AM
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l Dudeboy l posted...
Amazon's mistake is my reward.

What if its anthrax?

Bad reward that would be
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Sad_Face
05/30/18 12:00:26 PM
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In my last package, I got some item I didn't order. I'm not going out of my way, to take time out of my life, to send it back and help them correct their mistake. They make more money per minute than I do per year. They'll be fine.

And the item wasn't even useful. It was glue or some crap.
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spudger
05/30/18 12:00:36 PM
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Lick it
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Dustin1280
05/30/18 12:01:39 PM
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NOM posted...
l Dudeboy l posted...
Amazon's mistake is my reward.

What if its anthrax?

Bad reward that would be

that would suck alot
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Vertania
05/30/18 12:03:52 PM
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I'm sure they have insurance, not to mention a shit ton of profits, so I wouldn't lose any sleep over keeping it.

They actually did that once, but it was a Bette Davis DVD collection that I had absolutely no intention of ever watching. Not even sure what happened to that.
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lincoln002
05/30/18 12:05:08 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
If it was sent to you it's your item.

Just got to be careful with it.
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action52
05/30/18 12:10:57 PM
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NOM posted...
l Dudeboy l posted...
Amazon's mistake is my reward.

What if its anthrax?

Bad reward that would be

At first I saw this and thought you were meant a CD the band Anthrax, which was absolutely horrifying to imagine suddenly showing up in my house. Just the shock of opening it and seeing a fucking Anthrax CD would probably scar me for life. Ugh, Anthrax!

Then I realized you were referring to the disease. That would also be pretty bad, I guess.
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slimfizzle2
05/30/18 12:17:04 PM
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Vertania posted...
Bette Davis DVD

God that sounds worse than anthrax
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l Dudeboy l
05/30/18 12:19:16 PM
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NOM posted...
l Dudeboy l posted...
Amazon's mistake is my reward.

What if its anthrax?

Bad reward that would be


I'd get a massive payday from Amazon for sending me Anthrax.
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MedzXVIII
05/30/18 12:28:19 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
l Dudeboy l posted...
Amazon's mistake is my reward.

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AlecSkorpio
05/30/18 2:55:25 PM
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First I open it from the side in case it's boobytrapped

Then I see what it is.

If it's something I want I keep it.

If it's something I can sell, I sell it.

If it's something I can gift, I gift it.

Otherwise I send it back to Amazon to get some positive points in their system
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Turbam
05/30/18 2:57:58 PM
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I'd slime it
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soulunison2
05/30/18 3:04:29 PM
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They did this and I opened it

I got light bulba
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Solid Snake07
05/30/18 3:07:00 PM
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probably nothing. If it's something valuable enough for them to want to get it back then they can come get it. I'm not going to take the time out of my day to call their customer service to fix their fuck up that I have no hand in.
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