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TopicITT: Millennial teachers summed up in two pictures
divot1338
05/13/18 11:43:22 AM
#119
If you were in a state government job in Texas for twenty years youll have about two months a year of vacation time.

Its truly insane but I didnt complain because it meant at least once a week I didnt have to deal with my boss.
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TopicWhat game would you say you mastered the best in your years of gaming?
divot1338
05/13/18 11:36:38 AM
#77
da-duh da-duh

Golden Eye

Bwah!
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TopicThings you can say in a job interview and during sex.
divot1338
05/08/18 3:27:08 AM
#11
Im proficient in Microsoft Excel.
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TopicIs stubbed toe the most annoying pain you've had?
divot1338
04/30/18 11:37:29 AM
#26
fenderbender321 posted...
Oh yeah. My pink toe is a bit crooked now. And that was part of the problem, too. After a few stubs, it started sticking outward a bit, which caused it to get stubbed even more.

My middle finger on my right hand now gets stuck bent at the second knuckle when I play xbox.

Not an injury. Our joints just arent supposed to last past thirty five.
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TopicIs stubbed toe the most annoying pain you've had?
divot1338
04/30/18 10:59:03 AM
#16
BuckVanHammer posted...
Hard poos

are a close second.
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TopicIs stubbed toe the most annoying pain you've had?
divot1338
04/30/18 10:58:27 AM
#15
I fell going down a ladder at work once and caught myself with my left hand where the safety gate closes.

So Im hanging from the door/gate with all my weight pulling it closed as I climb back up with my right arm.

Meanwhile my left thumb is inside it being crushed like its in a nutcracker.
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TopicHow old is your mattress?
divot1338
04/22/18 7:51:02 PM
#21
LinksLiege posted...
5-ish months.

Memory foam mattress, incredibly good reviews (especially for the price) so I don't expect to replace this for a very long time.

Same but a year.

As far as ten year matress lifespans are concerned, just like with people those last few years involve a lot of sagging in the middle.
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TopicWhat would you put in a best man speech.
divot1338
04/22/18 7:49:08 PM
#34
Websters Dictionary defines mistake as the joining of two people in holy matrimony.
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TopicGirlfriend is asking me for an open relationship
divot1338
04/17/18 6:34:03 PM
#2
Yes.
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TopicStudents despise Obama policies when credited to Trump.
divot1338
04/10/18 2:43:53 PM
#37
Well to be fair with a few disastrous exceptions Trump basically just does the same thing as Obama.

Only more racist and stupid.
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TopicSquirrel!
divot1338
04/10/18 2:41:00 PM
#1
aUZcbzP
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TopicGoats rescued from side of bridge
divot1338
04/06/18 11:07:23 AM
#1
@GOATTHlEF

J1SzMLl

http://wnep.com/2018/04/04/goats-rescued-from-side-of-turnpike-bridge/

NORTH BEAVER TOWNSHIP, Pa. A couple of goats found themselves way out of their element in western Pennsylvania.

The Pennsylvania Turnpike shared photos of the goats that apparently wandered away from their farm and wound up hundreds of feet in the air on a narrow metal beam on a bridge on the Beaver Valley Expressway over the Mahoning River near New Castle, Pennsylvania.
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TopicLil Dicky - Freaky Friday feat. Chris Brown. lmao at the n-word part
divot1338
03/27/18 9:26:25 PM
#8
lol
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TopicDat product placement in FFXV
divot1338
03/27/18 8:30:20 PM
#4
Cup of Needles
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TopicWhen you think of San Jose, what do you think of?
divot1338
03/27/18 4:36:29 PM
#36
UnholyMudcrab posted...
A map of the Bay area with San Jose circled

lol
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TopicWoman's vagina fused shut leaving 'pinhole' opening due to lack of sex.
divot1338
03/26/18 1:15:16 PM
#24
It actually comes from the latin word for sheath.
vagina sua

Because the word gladio appears nowhere in the word vagina.
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TopicI need to remember to stop speaking in technical terms to non-technical people
divot1338
03/26/18 12:43:49 PM
#13
Server made a boom boom.
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TopicBionic pants
divot1338
03/26/18 11:11:28 AM
#1
fjJeLAu
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Topicwill this be referred to as another red scare? where sjws think everyone is a
divot1338
03/25/18 3:30:02 PM
#41
All you have to do is look at what has happened to Europe to know that Russia needs to be stopped.

Theyve put Nazis into power.

Full stop.
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TopicDennis' great acting in AP Bio can't save its horrible writing and cast
divot1338
03/24/18 7:26:39 PM
#6
Everyone take your seats and start to shut up.
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TopicHarder, sir
divot1338
03/24/18 7:25:17 PM
#1
4lgfdT4
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TopicYou know a big reason arrested development failed? The main character
divot1338
03/23/18 5:54:12 PM
#22
Ray-Ray posted...
WHAT!? Was he supposed to be unlikeable too??? At least the rest of the family is charming. Bateman was just cringe 24/7.

Jason Bateman has been around since the 80s man.

Not that I agree with your bad opinion on what constitutes good delivery but it wouldnt be Jason Long all over again.
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TopicYou know a big reason arrested development failed? The main character
divot1338
03/23/18 5:44:56 PM
#20
Ray-Ray posted...
jason bateman is the worst human ever

his delivery is terrible and he's not hot at all, basically justin long all over again

facepalm
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TopicYou know a big reason arrested development failed? The main character
divot1338
03/23/18 5:36:00 PM
#14
Hairy-man posted...
I like Bateman

I liked him in that movie with Mila Kunis. Cant remember the name

Extract
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TopicYou know a big reason arrested development failed? The main character
divot1338
03/23/18 5:31:36 PM
#7
TC has made a huge mistake.
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Topicdo you miss calling people shitposters?
divot1338
03/23/18 5:30:57 PM
#8
TC is such a shiptoaster.
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TopicWhen speaking out-loud, do use the proper an vs a in your sentences
divot1338
03/23/18 5:27:24 PM
#12
nikko004 posted...
in what situation would you use "a electronic" properly

it would make more sense if you're using words with vowel sounds at the beginning like "herbal" (ie an herbal remedy)

Grade A electric car
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TopicOkay guys, last week I signed up to donate blood.
divot1338
03/23/18 8:15:37 AM
#15
Go to donate blood.

Wait until they wrap the band around your arm to get a vein.

After they stick the needle in start squeezing your fist to start the bloodflow.

When they try to take the needle out it should spurt everywhere.
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TopicWould you delete your Facebook account now in light of Cambridge Analytica news?
divot1338
03/21/18 7:02:12 PM
#28
I deleted it years ago.

For precisely this reason.
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TopicRobin Williams used to grope cast members on set
divot1338
03/21/18 2:41:17 PM
#12
But in Robins defense, cocaine.
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TopicWhat makes bestiality so wrong?
divot1338
03/21/18 1:21:30 PM
#12
*swats TC with magazine*

NO! No!
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TopicIs Devoe the best villain in The Flash?
divot1338
03/21/18 1:18:30 PM
#13
On a side note did it seem odd how Devoe was this trampled on absent minded professor in the first episode?

I find it hard to believe that that guy came up with this insane bodyswapping plan for a perfect world. It almost seems like the thinking cap fucked him up and while hes a Super Genius * his decision making and reasoning skills are not right.

* ACME approved
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TopicIs Devoe the best villain in The Flash?
divot1338
03/20/18 9:42:32 PM
#10
Vol2tex posted...
divot1338 posted...
Vol2tex posted...
divot1338 posted...
Its pretty obvious that theyre going to get Mrs. Devoe to flip on him.


Why did Savitar mention the cerebral inhibitor instead of that?

How does that matter?


If Mrs. Devoe flips on him and that's how he's beaten, that would have been more relevant for Savitar to mention to them than the device that didn't work.

Doesnt mean she doesnt fix or use the inhibitor on him. She was the engineer who made the thinking cap in the first place.

But mostly because that would be boring to watch.
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TopicConservative brain more afraid than liberal brain, says Yale study
divot1338
03/20/18 9:31:57 PM
#9
frozenshock posted...
Tbh I'm getting tired of people treating conservatives and liberals as if they're two different species

My god why do we absolutely have to belong to one category or the other? Can't we all just be ourselves?

If this study is to be believed were all the same. But conservatives are emotionally and psychologically damaged individuals unable to cope with challenging situations.
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TopicConservative brain more afraid than liberal brain, says Yale study
divot1338
03/20/18 9:28:57 PM
#2
No shit.
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TopicMy cat smells good
divot1338
03/20/18 9:27:10 PM
#114
therin_lews_kin posted...
what does its breath smell like?

Cat food!
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TopicGoing out to eat with this girl I'm talking to, need conversation ideas
divot1338
03/20/18 9:25:26 PM
#33
How was your day?

Problem solved.
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TopicIs Devoe the best villain in The Flash?
divot1338
03/20/18 9:24:05 PM
#7
Vol2tex posted...
divot1338 posted...
Its pretty obvious that theyre going to get Mrs. Devoe to flip on him.


Why did Savitar mention the cerebral inhibitor instead of that?

How does that matter?
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TopicWho the fuck is my D&D character?!
divot1338
03/20/18 9:19:59 PM
#45
caps

MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
LEVEL-HEADED DWARF BARBARIAN FROM THE PIRATE INFESTED ISLES WHO LOST THEIR SHADOW IN A BET
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TopicIs Devoe the best villain in The Flash?
divot1338
03/20/18 9:16:12 PM
#5
Its pretty obvious that theyre going to get Mrs. Devoe to flip on him.
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TopicThere is no possible benefit to Microsoft that is worth dealing with Microsoft
divot1338
03/20/18 10:59:14 AM
#7
This is why I open everything with Notepad.
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TopicTo show you the power of Flex Tape
divot1338
03/14/18 2:35:04 PM
#5
warter
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TopicTrump appoints first female CIA Director
divot1338
03/13/18 11:50:37 AM
#29
What is Trumps obsession with firing people whore on business trips.

Does he have such a problem with conflict that he can only work up the nerve when theyre hundreds of miles away?
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TopicElizabeth Warren refuses to take DNA test to prove Native American heritage
divot1338
03/12/18 6:20:23 PM
#341
HypnoCoosh posted...
It just seems like a strange thing to defend.

She should take the test and then apologize for lying about having native american heritage.

Your concern would carry more weight if it was ever displayed for the real slights and transgressions made by the right.
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TopicFlint, MI is still without clean water. This is utterly unacceptable.
divot1338
03/12/18 12:46:49 PM
#69
Questionmarktarius posted...
AngelicTouch99 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IK5A68I/
If you can't afford a $30 filter pitcher, you've got far worse problems than elevated lead in your pipes.

You shouldnt have to buy a filter to have clean water. What is this, fucking India? Whats next, hay guyz the air is so polluted but thats ok cuz if u cant afford air intake filter ur just poor lolz

The city's pipes, and thus the city's obligation to replace lead pipes, end at the far side of the water meter. There's no telling what's in the basement of any given private building.

You can get lead poisoning from skin contact taking a shower.

Although I suspect that wouldnt be a problem for most of you guys.
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TopicFlint, MI is still without clean water. This is utterly unacceptable.
divot1338
03/12/18 11:21:14 AM
#46
Questionmarktarius posted...
divot1338 posted...
Apparently some asshat tried to save a couple of bucks and connected the citys water supply to a salt water source and corroded the ancient pipe system.

The city was entirely broke, and the water system was (and still is) encumbered by vast amounts in unpaid bills.

Good job. They made it 10000 times worse.

Republican austerity measures are bullshit.
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TopicFlint, MI is still without clean water. This is utterly unacceptable.
divot1338
03/12/18 11:20:09 AM
#45
Yall are describing the water when using the mandated filters.

Im talking about the tap water.
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TopicElizabeth Warren refuses to take DNA test to prove Native American heritage
divot1338
03/12/18 11:14:35 AM
#234
The Admiral posted...
divot1338 posted...
Its not like these people would be convinced by the results of a genetic test.

Tolerance is one thing but seriously who the fuck cares about this. Theres a reason you only hear calls for this from some far right fundies facebook page.


Try reading the OP please.

The Admiral posted...
A lot of mind reading from you in this topic. Can't speak for Caution, but I would believe the results.

I'd still question the ethnics of why an obviously white woman who never faced any hardship due to being Native American would exploit a system intended to help those people, but that's far less egregious than completely fabricating her ethnicity to gain an undeserved advantage.

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