Lurker > coolguyjimmy

You tried Claymore?
Parasyte is great, but it isn't really Dark Fantasy, as such -- could kinda qualify as "Dark Urban Fantasy" though, and it really meets your other criteria.

This is from the late great Bob Monkhouse.

Vote Blue no matter who.
Vote Red unless you're dead.
Vote Green if you want it clean.
Vote Yellow like your Fellows.

I walked through a plate glass door.

This was settled in 1881 when ninja's attacked Long John Silver on the Hispaniola when it was cutting through the Asian Minor, and the 13 Ninja's lost to Long John Silver himself.
Yes, their master didn't participate, still being in Japan - but I think it settles the argument.
Also, while many scholars argue that they were weakened by their fight of the Hashshashins who had time traveled into the future, in my opinion this shouldn't be factored in, because as everyone knows Long John Silver himself and his crew had just fought off the White Whale, and taken casualties.

Was she not at the house for 10 hours? Couldn't you have asked her to remove them?

Yeah, I've even shown them my posts.

If you don't gain their intelligence, or ability to make things -- then you don't really gain their fighting ability.

What about Ultramarathons?

"Marathon des Sables, or MdS, (French for Marathon of the Sands, also known as Sahara Marathon) is a seven-day, about 250 km (160 mi) ultramarathon."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon_des_Sables

deoxxys posted...

So any explanation why this is legal or not being addressed?

Because that would require the state government to be interested in small town politics.

It's how werewolves/vampires manage to survive overtly in small towns, compared to being very covert in large cities.

Pokemon aren't trapped in their pokballs:

https://imgur.com/a/5Gz2Y

(Courtesy of a random post on Reddit)

Isn't religion itself a meme?

Irony posted...

He's currently in prison in the UK. Currently he is pending an appeal to be extradited to the US, but the UK said they'll extradite him if the US promises to give him a fair trial and not murder him via like lethal injection or something.

It's a Cat A prison as well, which are pretty bad. They're only allowed 3 hours of internet a day, I hear. I dunno how anyone copes in such a place.

Mr_Karate_II posted...

Am I the only one who's confused about what the hell TC is going on about?

I don't think calling them "Mentally ill stations" is in any shape, or form appropriate -- the appropriate term is Day Services Center:

https://www.downtowndc.org/program/homeless-services/

In the UK, that's theft by finding -- and you can be prosecuted for it:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/28/woman-who-found-20-on-the-floor-ended-up-with-a-criminal-record-for-pocketing-it-6477942/

Reminder that Eminem's score on Donkey Kong is 465,800:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d0ecbad3.jpg

__aCEr__ posted...

That's when the vaccine chips activate.

You think the Dragons planned this?

'I decided I'm looking for a role where I can take on more leadership responsibilities',

I wanna be an elf!

If the buns are properly prepared, and the burger is appropriately flavored -- there's no need for neither condiments nor cheese.

I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous.

Any sandwich properly prepared with the best ingredients, is superb.
Even a toast sandwich, can be made delicious with the right preparation.

To get rid of cat culture, you need to cure like... 60% of the population of Toxoplasma gondii.

As Flegr (2007), succinctly states in Effects of Toxoplasma on Human Behavior, "The results obtained during the past 15 years strongly suggest that latent toxoplasmosis influences the behavior not only of rodent hosts but also of humans."

It is a hypothesis, therefore that the popularity of cats worldwide is not all down to themselves, but a latent effect of toxoplasmosis.

So, therefore to get rid of "cat culture" you must first cure one of the main reasons for it's existence, that is Toxoplasma gondii.

Three of my friends had to be rushed to hospital with malnutrition, when they lived in the Britain, because the food was just so inedible that they couldn't eat literally anything.
When they came back to the states, they were almost half their usual weight. It was so sad to see.

LeoRavus posted...

I remember when they tried to rule Scotland in Braveheart.

Yet, in the end -- It was a Scottish King (Born in Edinburgh) that ruled over both Scotland and England:

https://www.parliament.uk/about/living-heritage/evolutionofparliament/legislativescrutiny/act-of-union-1707/overview/union-of-the-crowns/

Tyranthraxus posted...

What was up with that?

Progressive England had female inheritance (and thus through the maternal line stated that some fiefdoms belonged to the English Monarch), Regressive France did not allow women to inherit.
Thus war.

andel posted...

how old is that guy?

49 years old.

ironman2009 posted...

what would you nerds even do with a mutant list. you wouldn't know who any of them are while you are shopping for soy milk in the grocery store.

"oh shit! that's erik lensherr over there! aka magneto" lmao gtfo of here

I saw Magneto at a gun store in Texas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for any metal figurines or anything.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen M4s in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the guns and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any magnetical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each gun and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by moving the guns really loudly.

UNLESS YOUR PAPER TOWEL states it's microwavable, please do not put it in the microwave, it's a MASSIVE FIRE RISK, Guys.

Paper towels and even waxed paper may contain minute metal flecks.
When a microwave oven is operating, the interaction between microwaves and the metal can cause sparks and even flames.

( https://ors.od.nih.gov/News/Pages/NIH-Fire-Marshal%27s-%E2%80%8B Offers-Microwave-Safety-Tips-as-Part-of-Fire-Prevention-Week-2023.aspx)

The family that plays together, stays together.

Delicious home cooked meals.

I knew someone like that... and I'm not mentioning any names, but he's a semi-successful streamer, earning more than all his peers, and laughing all the way to the Hearthstone.

NeonOPPAl posted...

Well....crabs are basically the spiders of the sea so it isn't that far removed >________>

Tarantula is quite similar in taste to crab, it's like a gamey version of crab but without that "fishy" taste... Hard to explain, but they do taste quite similar, at least to me.

solosnake posted...

Isnt that kind of an inherent theme for anime in general?

Used to be... Moe anime sorta stopped a lot of that.

What's amazing about humans, is how often we don't resort to cannibalism. We really don't.
Even hares will start eating other hares when the going gets tough. Humans? A lot would rather starve to death than even eat cadavers.

I work, but if I was given $10 million and told to be a NEET, I wouldn't have a moment's hesitation.

At least that's one form of competition we don't need to worry about, since Vampires aren't real.
And if they were real... Well, let's just say, blood is so nutritionally poor that Vampire Bats will urinate and defecate while they're drinking blood, to make space for the new blood.

The problem once again, is the poor/rich divide.
If a rich parent's child is being bullied they have quite a few options, and often either know, or know of, someone higher up in the chain to go to, if they feel the need to.

Jane Goodall

For several years I struggled to come to terms with this new knowledge. Often when I woke in the night, horrific pictures sprang unbidden to my mindSatan [one of the apes], cupping his hand below Sniff's chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face; old Rodolf, usually so benign, standing upright to hurl a four-pound rock at Godi's prostrate body; Jomeo tearing a strip of skin from D's thigh; Figan, charging and hitting, again and again, the stricken, quivering body of Goliath, one of his childhood heroes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

What about Chuck Feeney? He gave away all all but 2 million of his 8 billion USD fortune, before passing.

Shouldn't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ears.