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EmilyWillis
04/08/24 2:11:28 PM
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???????????????????????

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Dungeater
04/08/24 2:12:11 PM
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i turn it in every time

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The_Popo
04/08/24 2:13:27 PM
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I let someone know it is there, because I dont trust touching something I found on the bathroom floor of a fast food restaurant

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Southernfatman
04/08/24 2:42:38 PM
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Drown it in hand sanitizer, then pocket it.

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LightningThief
04/08/24 2:53:49 PM
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Leave it. I don't need 20 that badly.
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TendoDRM
04/08/24 2:55:26 PM
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LightningThief posted...
Leave it. I don't need 20 that badly.

Probably this.

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VampireCoyote
04/08/24 2:55:57 PM
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That is now my $20 to use for what I do

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Dungeater
04/08/24 3:10:08 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

whys that obv

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R1masher
04/08/24 3:10:41 PM
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Wipe my ass with it

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LeoRavus
04/08/24 3:15:55 PM
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Put it in back pocket
Wash hands
Remove bill from pocket at home
Sanitize it
Wash hands
Wash jeans


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PMarth2002
04/08/24 3:16:18 PM
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pocket it, but if someone's waiting outside the bathroom and asks about it, i'll give it to them.

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Bass
04/08/24 3:18:52 PM
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Yeah, I'd keep it unless there's someone around looking for the money.

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Southernfatman
04/08/24 3:30:49 PM
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If found on a bathroom floor, yes. I do sanitize my hands every time after handling money.

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gatorsPENSbucs
04/08/24 3:34:27 PM
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Probably leave it or bring it to some worker. I like being nice and dont really need $20 so it wouldnt make sense to keep it.

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LoveLikeJazz
04/08/24 3:38:20 PM
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Pocket it 100%, especially with nobody watching.

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ironman2009
04/08/24 3:39:06 PM
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Ez$

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Dungeater
04/08/24 3:48:54 PM
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damn that poll is overwhelming

ive got a really low opinion of you guys but i didnt realize there was that big a discrepancy between my and ur ethics

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Freddie_Mercury
04/08/24 4:14:43 PM
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piss on it some more

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TimeForAction
04/08/24 4:16:02 PM
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use it to snort my blow
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/08/24 4:17:11 PM
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Eat it

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LSGW_Zephyra
04/08/24 4:18:01 PM
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Pocket it unless there is someone obvious it belongs to

Dungeater posted...
damn that poll is overwhelming

ive got a really low opinion of you guys but i didnt realize there was that big a discrepancy between my and ur ethics

What's that supposed to mean?

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Kai_Laguna
04/08/24 4:31:40 PM
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The_Popo posted...
I let someone know it is there, because I dont trust touching something I found on the bathroom floor of a fast food restaurant
It doesn't really matter where you find it, physically money is almost always the most unsanitary thing you can find that isn't just straight up poop.
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Dungeater
04/08/24 4:57:23 PM
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LSGW_Zephyra posted...
Pocket it unless there is someone obvious it belongs to

What's that supposed to mean?
that i consider myself more ethical than most of the board

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VampireCoyote
04/08/24 4:58:16 PM
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Dungeater posted...
that i consider myself more ethical than most of the board

your shit stinks more than normal I bet

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Dungeater
04/08/24 5:00:26 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
your shit stinks more than normal I bet
i never said i was a saint

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LightningThief
04/08/24 5:11:19 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

TCs stipulation is it was found in the bathroom.... not somewhere less questionable.

Money in general being a petri dish of germs is honestly beyond the point of also being open to take said dollar from the floor of a public bathroom.
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RetuenOfDevsman
04/08/24 5:14:11 PM
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The floor of a Starbucks bathroom?

No way I'm touching that.

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The_Popo
04/08/24 5:14:27 PM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
It doesn't really matter where you find it, physically money is almost always the most unsanitary thing you can find that isn't just straight up poop.

While true, I just would be very wary that something on the floor in a public restroom has errant piss on it.

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Dungeater
04/08/24 6:06:02 PM
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im like borderline shocked its such a blowout

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GranAures
04/08/24 6:13:29 PM
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I sincerely wonder what the Hahira I'm doing in a Starbucks.

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LSGW_Zephyra
04/08/24 8:25:09 PM
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Dungeater posted...
im like borderline shocked its such a blowout

Why? It's not so much money that someone is likely to come looking for it unless they've been dropping 20s everywhere. Giving it to Starbucks just means Starbucks made $20. It's probably one of the most ethically neutral thing you can do is pocket it yourself. The theoretical best case is making a sign about something missing, post it nearby with your number, hope it doesn't get taken down, hope the owner sees it, hope a grifter doesn't successfully make you think it is theres.

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SauI_Goodman
04/08/24 8:30:04 PM
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In the last I would give it to an employee for the lost and found. Then I realized I probably just funded their weed habit or pizza party. So then I started keeping it. Ya snooze ya looze.
Unless it was in a wallet of course. Then I'd probably mail it back or drop it off to the police station.

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Robot2600
04/08/24 8:32:00 PM
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im taking that fucking money

get outta here with your lost and found "ethics"

you're gonna turn it in so the manager of the store can pocket it instead? that's my money.

and lol to the germaphobes. the floor of starbucks is likely cleaner than money anyway.

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LSGW_Zephyra
04/08/24 8:32:46 PM
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They would have to know they lost it there or retrace their steps asking everyone. There hits a point where your time is more valuable then the money. Again, the vast majority of the time is making Starbucks wealthier.

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LSGW_Zephyra
04/08/24 8:36:52 PM
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Sure, but the likelihood of a person in Starbucks coming back for their $20 is slim.

And I don't know why you would think the employee would give it to Starbucks. At the end of the day they would just pocket it.

Have you never worked retail before? That is not how that works.

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Dungeater
04/08/24 8:40:50 PM
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LSGW_Zephyra posted...
It's not so much money that someone is likely to come looking for it
sure it is

if i notice if i lost a 20, then there sure as heck are other people who would

i worked 6 years of retail, its not uncommon for people to come looking. 20 dollars is a lot of money

plus its not urs (the general you, re the prompt)

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yepper

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metralo
04/08/24 8:49:25 PM
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Dungeater posted...


i worked 6 years of retail, its not uncommon for people to come looking. 20 dollars is a lot of money

ive also worked 6 years in retail including asset protection

99% of the time that money goes into the till

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LSGW_Zephyra
04/08/24 8:50:47 PM
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it sure is

if i notice if i lost a 20, then there sure as heck are other people who would

i worked 6 years of retail, its not uncommon for people to come looking. 20 dollars is a lot of money

I have worked retail for 18 years. I've seen this happen more times then I can count and I can think of the times we've returned someone's money on one hand and the amount was always over $100. At my last job my boss became so callous if someone found anything she would laugh and say "well I guess it's ours now." Then she would use it as her own petty cash.

Every job I ever worked always had a clause if you didn't put it in the register, you could be fired. Once it's in the register, it's basically lost. Not every cashier and person was kept fully informed and messages would get lost consistently. Large amounts were kept tighter track of it but it was always amounts of $75+

plus its not urs (the general you, re the prompt)

It's not the company's either but it's not like they will keep a seperate safe for lost money. If the day passes and you don't claim it, it is gone gone.

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Dungeater
04/08/24 8:51:33 PM
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metralo posted...
ive also worked 6 years in retail including asset protection

99% of the time that money goes into the till
wasnt that way at any of the three places i worked at

unless you arent saying that people just stick it in the register and call it a day

LSGW_Zephyra posted...
I have worked retail for 18 years. I've seen this happen more times then I can count and I can think of the times we've returned someone's money on one hand and the amount was always over $100. At my last job my boss became so callous if someone found anything she would laugh and say "well I guess it's ours now." Then she would use it as her own petty cash.
oh that makes it ok

LSGW_Zephyra posted...
Every job I ever worked always had a clause if you didn't put it in the register, you could be fired
never heard of this. must be a regional thing

like thats crazy. your stores just codify stealing. thats audacious. here, you make note of it, store it in a locked drawer for 30 days, then the one who turned it in can claim. literally never heard of your dystopian policy

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coolguyjimmy
04/08/24 8:59:17 PM
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In the UK, that's theft by finding -- and you can be prosecuted for it:

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