Lurker > bknight

I'm so sick of fools going 60 mph trying to lance change into my lane as I'm going 80.

If you play with her butt, she'll squirt and then you know she had an orgasm, can't fake that.

KeeperOfShadows posted...

If anything, her turning 18 would make her less appealing for a true pedophile.

Her turning 12 would make her less appealing for a true pedophile, by 18 she might as well be an old lady on death's doorstep.

A fancy rice cooker made in Japan.

Captain_Qwark posted...

Are there boobs?

Yup, beautiful boobs on a hunchback with a messed up mouth, boner was so confused, especially when she was doing cowgirl on this one dude.

Stand By Me, just get all the kids from Stranger Things, will make millions.

They should try to hit more home runs, can't block those.

I hit this morning on a pair of 350 Zebras from YS, feeling so blessed, thanks Kanye.

I'd tell her I have a headache and I'll just lie here and she can do whatever she wants.

Because Star Wars works best as a trilogy that samples a wide universe but doesn't go out of it's way to reveal everything in that universe. Add prequels and sequels and side stories and the universe falls apart as there isn't a strong base to support all that, like movies based on books with a bunch of lore behind them.

Tobacco smoking is the lowest it's ever been, making it illegal until 21 isn't as big a deal today as it would had been 30 years ago. Also helps that a bunch of states already made it 21, just like making pot federally legal in a few years won't be as big a deal as it would had been in the past.

Huh, we can upload image to the forum directly, never knew.

I would kick a panda baby near a panda bear and she would not care.

Because he didn't insert a 20 minute B story about Hank's wife going to the Indian casino looking for a guy to fix her GPS unit, like he wanted to but was strictly denied by Vince Gilligan.

He banned bump stock, more than anything Obama did against the gun industry in his 8 years.

Yup, I'm going to have to put 9/11 as the second most significant day in USA history during my lifetime.

Too bad she doesn't walk around in a tight shirt anymore, like in that video, so hnnnnnnnnng

Barack

Nope, this is going to make the prequels the second best Star Wars trilogy.

SaltyWet posted...

No it's clearly a trap.

I mean a quick grope would answer that question, even if she tapes it, you'll still be able to feel it.

Yup, had this girl who would only give me head if I didn't eat meat because she says it makes the semen taste gross.

Just buy a box of Depends for emergency like this, you can relieve yourself at work, on the commute, while riding the elevator, I keep a box handy, I like the more expensive ones that go on like underwear, not the diapers ones, those are for people who have caretakers, lucky them.

3 bullets you say, I shoot Logan Paul 3 times

LRodC posted...

There is a solution but Id likely be moderated if I said what it is.

I'll say it for you since I have a ton of Karma, socialism, will happen when we elect AOC as president.

Find a super efficient form of energy that can easily converted to use in everyday life and is extremely abundant.

Mr_Rian posted...

He closed his account. You could have checked before necrobumping a dead topic.

Yup, stop bumping old topics that no longer have a TC, I swear some people.

Ship them off to CA where the weather is mild and they can sleep in the streets and panhandle off rich liberals.

Yes, in Mexico, got stopped by a bunch of Mexican cops who were in the street looking for drugs, YOLO.

SaccharineSmile posted...

I like the one when hes on a train and the villain is some mega dork geek

also it had random boobies from some hot blonde chick

You are getting your Under Siege movies confused, such a travesty.

Let's just say that stretching one small book into 3 movies was just ridiculous.

You don't need to marry an American woman to move here, you just have to be white.

Baby Yoda is like an escort mission in most games. The first one you don't mind so much, but by the 6th escort mission you'd just want to burn the world down. Look at the cute baby, oh noes, it going to get shot, fake out, saved the baby, rinse/repeat, show had so much potential, oh well.

A PC is a box.

Crazyman93 posted...

Undertale.

Yup, graphics are trash.

Nope, when I have kids we better be at the point where I can pick their gender, their height, hair color, eye color, numbers of toes and fingers and sexual orientation.

I agree with TC, not everyone celebrates Christmas, it should be called a holiday movie. By calling it a Christmas movie it excludes those around the world who want to see a good movie but are turned off by the religious overtone associated with a movie that is known first and foremost as a Christian movie.

Amilyn Holdo

You should really install cheap chinese made wifi cameras all over the house and use an app on your phone to check when guest leave, then you can go pee safely.

Supernatural posted...

What movie is this?

It's the classic Edward Norton movie Fight Club.

When, as an Asian male, I found myself attracted to white girls.

Go home and be a family man.

For $157 you know that clear stand is not included, what a rip off.

Meh, not when Trump has her kryptonite, saying e-mail and getting his base to chant lock her up, worked wonders the first time around.

guns and ammo would have the most value in a post-apocalyptic society, I'd be so rich

This is a perfect girl topic worded slightly different, reported.

He should admit it, get impeached, and run for the 2020 election, he'll get elected again.

Almost 2020 and we still don't have smellovision, what have we been wasting all of our greatest scientific minds for?

Underwear, left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe, pants.