Lurker > bknight

So, you don't ever check your email, check social accounts, have any bank apps, have password saved to frequently used shopping places like Amazon/Ebay/Walmart? More power to you.

Those things shed inner cervical tissue lining along with blood every month, are easily susceptible to fungal infection and bacterial infections, so yea they stink almost all the time. Thank goodness for Summer Eve, make the pussy smell like blooming flowers.

Good luck, remember to write on your thigh "foreskin only" so that they don't amputate your penis by accident.

Which is why girls go on dates with guys, they trade sexual favors for food, and sometimes a place to sleep for the night.

Superkaybelf posted...

Also ftr i originally clicked on this topic to laugh at the use of the word "soyboy" in tyool 2019 but you do you man.

Then you whining across multiple posts about it made me think: whos the actual soyboy in this equation? Probs tc honestly

Yup, he's not contributing to the team by providing refreshments and is secretly complaining on a video game message board instead of confronting anyone, that's what you get when you force people to work on the weekend when all the minions have the day off and no one can go buy drinks.

Americans are cheap, so they find the lowest rates which means, they sometimes have to land and catch another plane in as little as 15-30 minutes, and stuff happens and they can't get across an airport in 15 minutes, which is why everyone claps when a plane lands, to encourage those poor souls.

Lol, stupid Russians, have fun with all the dick drawing and all the supply we left when our leader told us to hightail it out of there overnight, at least we're still better than the French, lol.

Isn't she some kind of model IRL?

So if you get a chance at actual sex in November, does that break the no nut commandment or does ejaculation into/onto a female exclude the pact?

You donate one time for extra credits in one class and the red cross will call you over and over and over...

The more complicated and drama focus it gets, the fewer the boobs gets exposed and the more surprise penis jump scares.

You should start watching anime.

I don't know, my bathtub holds about 80 gallons of water, that much butter probably will kill me, but for a million, I'll try it.

Because blocking traffic to protest is not cool for all those people that need to get to work on time. Some crazy can also show up and steal your sign and toss it over a fence and then take your phone and throw it, crazies be everywhere. Then you'd have to go to Twitter to try to find the guy to have him get fired and then he'll become more crazy and we don't need more crazies in a country that allows the general population to have guns.

I would feel sad that she went black and is not coming back.

Why wear cargo shorts with extra pockets and hang your keys on your belt?

They need to make a killer mobile game, it's where they'll be gaining their new fans after losing all the old ones, a super good app, that's the future.

Philoktetes posted...

Schwarz posted...

tiny small penis/10

why us smallpenisshaming so accepted in our society?

what do you want us to do? we literally have no control over the size of our penis. it's a genetic thing it's not our fault

when you say things like this, you make us feel insecure

then when we try to make up for our insecurity you make us feel worse

what do you want from us?

when you be mean to people, you only further the cycle of insecuirty

You really need to save up for a corvette.

error/10

and if I lived in an open carry state, I would wear armpit holster and dual wield

Just hard wire everything and stop using wi fi.

They think about hot girls.

When a fat guy inserts his penis into a vagina, the fat area above the penis with all the pubs rubs and stimulates the clitoris, often bringing women to orgasm better than just insertion, first hand knowledge here folks.

Have her text him while I stick it in her butt, feels good to be cucking.

Two girls at the same time, who were married to each other, so they actually did stuff with each other and me.

If you do buy a gun, you should get a 9mm, strong enough to take down bad guys and ammo is cheap enough to not feel ripped off after you shoot a 100 rounds at the range.

coh posted...

People who fondly remember arcades and yet hate modern mobile games are weird to me since theyre basically the same thing

Yup just like watching a movie on your phone, alone in your mom's basement, is the exact same thing as going to the movies with a bunch of friends, exact same thing.

$18/month Sprint unlimited text, talk, data

If you were good, it was awesome. Good players were regulars and we would all try to get better 25 or 50 cent at a time. It felt as awesome going on a 10 or 20 game winning streak, but it felt much better to be the person who broke that streak. There were no home console of the games to practice online on, so you'd do all your learning playing against other people and on busy nights you'd have dozen of people just watching you and another person duke it out, waiting for their turn and the occasional gasp if a game came really close.

Sucking your own dick doesn't make you gay, just like giving yourself a hand job doesn't make you gay.

If they would had thrown in a canvas bag I would had been in, alas, no bag, no go.

She can buy a semi automatic rifle and extended magazines in many states and has the power to decided life and death, at 18, but, yea she can't drink yet.

TheBlueMonk_ posted...

whatd he do

He went to Japan and made fun of a guy who suicide, it was the ultimate trolling, had like 50 million views.

Meh, I think you can't get in trouble for posting baby's ass, just like you can't get in trouble for posting a topless pic of a prepubescent girl.

And this is why we should not let women have the right to abortions.

TC going to end up on the Amazon black list, nice knowing you TC.

Blue_Inigo posted...

Annihilated posted...

LMAO that dude is a hero and a badass. He told those terrorists what was up.

You're the same dude coming to the defense of nazis who get their asses kicked

Yea, Nazis can suck it, ANTIFA for life!!!!

At least you're not an "anime fan"

Maybe they should spend more time on their next peaceful protest blocking traffic and handing out flyers which are going to end up littering the streets, than trying desperately to get some dude fired, who didn't hurt any of them, from a job he obviously has because he's wearing scrub and who commutes on foot and doesn't add to the carbon emission to the city.

Prostate stimulation with a toilet plunger.

Sometimes, I watch porn with 18 y.o girls in them, is the FBI coming for me?

So the cop was running on fumes when he started a chase, news at 11. I've seen enough CA police chase to know that 3 choppers and like a dozen CHP will be coming up as back up within 15 minutes of a chase, too bad he didn't have 15 minute if charge left.

Columbus was a dirty immigrant who brought a bunch of Hispanics to the USA, if only we had a wall back then.

FF15 a masterpiece.

Nah, they thought all the white uneducated voters would rise up and vote against him, didn't happen though.

Bet you there are no anti-vaccine or flat Earthers in China.

If you live long enough, you'll get cancer. If you're not obese you'll live longer. Losing weight gives you cancer.

I smoke a fatty, what are the odds I get an interview and a drug test, tiny I tell you.