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Like getting caught jerking off to midget porn by a nun, and having her gasp and run away crying.

Cancelled after 1 season.

Who knew BBT would have a better ending than GoT.

Avengers

Batman clones himself to twice the population of the galaxy and tanks the snap.

2 boxes of Federal 9mm 100ct

Greyson

Are you jealous of my new brown shoes?

Travis Scott Air Jordan 1s.

Cops don't like paperwork, and that would had been a ton of paperwork for a minor fender-bender with probably no damage on a car they don't own.

Si senor, sin condom, $20.

Did you show her your gun collection and say "jealous?"

Brutal-Truth posted...

Jon will end up killing Dany and end up leaving to Castle Black. Pretty much ending the Targaryen bloodline and their murderous ways.

Bran will sit on the Throne as the show ends.

Jon needs to also die to end the bloodline, or get castrated, I'm sure there are some hot ginger wildlings out there.

Imagine a three-way with her and Betsy DeVos, two hot blondes, so good.

Nah, I'll be voting for AOC's second term.

At this point we might as well get 100,000 monkeys in a room with a 100,000 typewriters, probably be faster, but where are we going to find 100,000 typewriters?

Hit and run.

Yea, Jon Snow always putting his dick in crazy.

Debbie Does Dallas

The Romans killed Jesus, that's why we don't use Roman numbers.

As long as they make Tifa a reasonable B cup, perfect for her body size and hand to hand fighting type, not some object with DDs to leer at.

That guy is not going to like prison, they'll take care of him in gen pop, he delayed the super efficient Japanese train schedule.

She probably doesn't even know how to VTEC

Walk up to mall security and tell him that that dog does not have a service animal vest and dogs are not permitted in the mall.

Nah, huge storm in Montreal, so my girlfriend from Canada could not make it down.

Blow my rape whistle.

Try to cop some Travis Scott AJ1s, then Sam's Club, maybe the gym or the indoor range.

Ever go to some community board and think you're on CE and post some stupid troll comment and realize that you're not on CE and realize how shitty of a person you really are?

I hope in the remake they have him stab her in the head like a reverse sword in the stone, he's coming in at a 90 degree angle, sword pointed straight down, but lands behind her and stabs her in the back? Should had been right through the skull, down the whole length of her body and out her hoo haa.

Room with a view? Sounds high maintenance, she'd probably want desert after every meal, uhhh.

Because she's not a lesbian.

You're not missing much

Porn, as popular as the MCU, never, nothing can top the MCU.

My advice is to not do anything anyone advises you to do in this topic.

008Zulu posted...

I have already adopted 100 dogs for my counterfeit sperm facial scam.

I guess if you use two hands and get two dogs going at a time, while two more humped your legs your could milk them all in a day or so.

JE19426 posted...

bknight posted...

As long as she gets back stabbed with the length of the whole katana in glorious HD, I'll be happy.

What if they instead have the Katana bisect her from above?

I know right, Sephiroth was falling towards her, blade out, but I guess he landed, spun around and stabbed her? It'd be more realistic if he split her in half and she'd be all smiling and then brains and blood and organs everywhere as her two pieces fell away from each other.

Imagine if you were black, you'd be able to make that sign and not get in trouble.

mustache pedo guy from that one movie

As long as she gets back stabbed with the length of the whole katana in glorious HD, I'll be happy.

Lies, my right hand is in no way softer or less wrinkly thank my left hand, and it gets plenty of attention, if you know what I mean, I deed a lot and I'm right handed, if you get my drift, and I never use my left hand because it feels weird, if you can read between the lines.

kayoticdreamz posted...

lol....people do dumb video pranks all the time, how is this any different?

He should had gone with the old 'I have a gun, give me all your money' and then go 'it's just a prank bro, here's your money back, awww, don't call the cops, don't be that guy, just a prank bro', I would give a view on Youtube for that.