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chill02
05/02/18 2:39:27 PM
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We only know one side of the story
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TheCyborgNinja
05/02/18 2:40:06 PM
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He seems more fun anyway.
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chill02
05/02/18 2:41:11 PM
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what is satan's death count anyway
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Touch
05/02/18 2:41:25 PM
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n a t a S l i a H
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ShinobiNinjaX
05/02/18 2:42:05 PM
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Right about what?
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TheCyborgNinja
05/02/18 2:42:20 PM
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chill02 posted...
what is satan's death count anyway

Lower than God's. He's up there with Mao and Stalin.
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the_dracolich
05/02/18 2:43:03 PM
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Hail Satan

@glitteringfairy
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ThyCorndog
05/02/18 2:43:48 PM
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Satan literally did nothing wrong
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Reis
05/02/18 2:45:48 PM
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Satan = Capitalist = Good
Jesus = Communist = Bad
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ShinobiNinjaX
05/02/18 2:48:28 PM
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chill02 posted...
what is satan's death count anyway

It actually doesnt matter. Satan nor demons can do nothing without God's "approval" first
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chill02
05/02/18 2:50:03 PM
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but I didn't need god's approval to make this topic


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Reis
05/02/18 2:50:35 PM
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chill02 = Satan confirmed
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EbonTitanium
05/02/18 2:52:27 PM
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Satan =/= Lucifer =/= The Devil
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chill02
05/02/18 2:54:20 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
Satan =/= Lucifer =/= The Devil

i thought it worked like the holy trinity
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Reis
05/02/18 2:54:30 PM
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chill02 posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
Satan =/= Lucifer =/= The Devil

i thought it worked like the holy trinity

It does
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giantblimpN7
05/02/18 2:55:58 PM
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Reis posted...
chill02 posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
Satan =/= Lucifer =/= The Devil

i thought it worked like the holy trinity

It does

I thought that included goatse
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Infinite 2003
05/02/18 2:57:29 PM
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What do you mean "if"
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chill02
05/02/18 3:00:16 PM
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Infinite 2003 posted...
What do you mean "if"


I like the way you think
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EbonTitanium
05/02/18 3:01:16 PM
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chill02 posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
Satan =/= Lucifer =/= The Devil

i thought it worked like the holy trinity

The Satan is a title, a job.
Lucifer isn't a name, it's just a word
And the Devil didn't appear until later on.
God created good and evil.
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Reis
05/02/18 3:04:26 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
God created good and evil.


Why tho
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BalisticWarri0r
05/02/18 3:19:22 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
chill02 posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
Satan =/= Lucifer =/= The Devil

i thought it worked like the holy trinity

The Satan is a title, a job.
Lucifer isn't a name, it's just a word
And the Devil didn't appear until later on.
God created good and evil.

Where the biblical proof?
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foreverzero212
05/02/18 3:24:45 PM
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chill02 posted...
but I didn't need god's approval to make this topic


but god knew you would make this topic and still created you to do so.
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glitteringfairy
05/02/18 3:25:33 PM
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the_dracolich posted...
Hail Satan

@glitteringfairy

Amen brother
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Paragon21XX
05/02/18 3:27:51 PM
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ShinobiNinjaX posted...
chill02 posted...
what is satan's death count anyway

It actually doesnt matter. Satan nor demons can do nothing without God's "approval" first

That only applies to those under God's direct protection. For everyone else, the world is the devil's playground.
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chill02
05/02/18 4:04:40 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
Lucifer isn't a name, it's just a word


prison is just a building
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glitteringfairy
05/02/18 4:05:12 PM
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chill02 posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
Lucifer isn't a name, it's just a word


prison is just a building

Time is just a construct
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chill02
05/02/18 4:06:40 PM
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foreverzero212 posted...
chill02 posted...
but I didn't need god's approval to make this topic


but god knew you would make this topic and still created you to do so.


so you're saying god thinks satan was in the right?
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chill02
05/02/18 7:20:07 PM
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I rest my case
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Orthopox12
05/02/18 7:22:34 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
do you think Satan has satin sheets on his bed

Almost without a doubt.
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CarlGrimes
05/02/18 7:24:13 PM
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If Satan was right he wouldn't have to constantly lie and trick people. God may come off as a hardass but he is straight forward for the most part.
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Zikten
05/02/18 7:25:00 PM
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I have read before that in the entire bible the death counts are something like

Satan: 3
God: a million
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chill02
05/03/18 3:55:28 AM
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a million sounds low
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Panthera
05/03/18 4:05:31 AM
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Satan WAS right all along. Guys it's really simple, you just have to reject all that god crap and be yourself, maybe sacrifice a goat, maybe a virgin or two, perhaps even a virgin goat? and it will all be better. Trust me, I gave it a try and man am I glad I did
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LedZeppelin
05/03/18 4:07:54 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...
If Satan was right he wouldn't have to constantly lie and trick people. God may come off as a hardass but he is straight forward for the most part.

found the jerry
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CarlGrimes
05/03/18 3:11:19 PM
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Reis posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
God created good and evil.


Why tho

In order to know and appreciate the good you need to know bad. There needs to be balance.
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Marauder64
05/03/18 3:14:55 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Reis posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
God created good and evil.


Why tho

In order to know and appreciate the good you need to know bad. There needs to be balance.


I wish Adam and Eve left the dam fruit alone.
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Caution999
05/03/18 3:16:28 PM
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What if Squader was right all along?

lmao why would even think that
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Sariana21
05/03/18 3:20:13 PM
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Satan from John Milton's Paradise Lost is one of the best literary characters ever. Adam and Eve and even G-d are pretty boring, but Satan has depth and nuance.
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Vulgorn
05/03/18 3:24:18 PM
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notice me, senpai

notice me
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Dyinglegacy
05/03/18 3:29:41 PM
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chill02 posted...
but I didn't need god's approval to make this topic



If god exists, then he technically allowed you to make this topic.
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Dyinglegacy
05/03/18 3:33:50 PM
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I have a few hangups about god. God is all-knowing, right? So, that means he already knew Satan was gonna be a bad egg, before he even created him. He knew hell was gonna be a thing, and he new that billions of people were gonna go and spend eternity there. He knew Adam and Eve would eat the from the tree of knowedge of good and evil. He knew Hitler was gonna do his thang. He knew I'd be typing this post on gamefaqs at 3:33 PM (EST), Thursday, May 03, 2018.
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HylianFox
05/03/18 3:35:26 PM
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chill02 posted...
a million sounds low

how many people were alive before the flood?
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HylianFox
05/03/18 3:36:02 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
I have a few hangups about god. God is all-knowing, right? So, that means he already knew Satan was gonna be a bad egg, before he even created him. He knew hell was gonna be a thing, and he new that billions of people were gonna go and spend eternity there. He knew Adam and Eve would eat the from the tree of knowedge of good and evil. He knew Hitler was gonna do his thang. He knew I'd be typing this post on gamefaqs at 3:33 PM (EST), Thursday, May 03, 2018.

Calvinism is so much fun, isn't it?
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Loghain
05/03/18 3:44:01 PM
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HylianFox posted...
chill02 posted...
a million sounds low

how many people were alive before the flood?

all of them
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Loghain
05/03/18 3:46:47 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Reis posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
God created good and evil.


Why tho

In order to know and appreciate the good you need to know bad. There needs to be balance.


God allows child abuse because he wants balance

What a swell guy
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bknight
05/03/18 3:46:51 PM
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What if God was one of us?
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ShinobiNinjaX
05/03/18 3:53:25 PM
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Loghain posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
Reis posted...
EbonTitanium posted...
God created good and evil.


Why tho

In order to know and appreciate the good you need to know bad. There needs to be balance.


God allows child abuse because he wants balance

What a swell guy

Human free will
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Loghain
05/03/18 3:57:11 PM
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So we have free will but everything that has happened and will happen is already predetermined

Go to hell for all eternity because you were destined to be a criminal

What a swell guy
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HylianFox
05/03/18 3:59:11 PM
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Loghain posted...
So we have free will but everything that has happened and will happen is already predetermined

Go to hell for all eternity because you were destined to be a criminal

What a swell guy

again, assuming Calvinism is real
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