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Noname13
02/13/24 9:39:42 AM
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IGN gave a 5. RT has like two positive reviews up and the rest are all negative

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mystic_belmont
02/13/24 9:40:28 AM
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Well yeah, what do you expect from the writers of Morbious?

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/13/24 9:44:19 AM
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Reminds me of when Fox churned out that garbage Fantastic 4 movie just to keep the rights.

Except Sony's already done that like 3 times over.

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Kimbos_Egg
02/13/24 9:45:38 AM
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what a surprise

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Ivynn
02/13/24 9:45:42 AM
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"Huh, another Spiderman-without-Spiderman movie is getting poor reviews and will probably flop. Better try again," - Sony, probably

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AlveinFencer
02/13/24 9:46:56 AM
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That was quick. I thought it wouldn't be out for another year.

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WingsOfGood
02/13/24 9:47:51 AM
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Ivynn posted...
"Huh, another Spiderman-without-Spiderman movie is getting poor reviews and will probably flop. Better try again," - Sony, probably

Next they will make a Morlun movie lol
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mystic_belmont
02/13/24 9:48:00 AM
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And yet, the saddest thing about Madame Web is that as bad as it is, its the type of bad you forget 10 minutes after you watch it. Its never bad enough to be enjoyable and its (obviously) never good enough to be memorable.
Germain Lussier - Gizmodo


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ReiRei89
02/13/24 9:48:25 AM
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They seriously did add Ben and Mary Parker to the movie LMFAO. What the fuck was Sony thinking?

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Scintillant
02/13/24 9:48:58 AM
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Mcu is finished

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Ricemills
02/13/24 9:49:24 AM
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I remember someone said that tax write off movies should be released first so they can claim on the loss?
I think this is what they're doing.

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mystic_belmont
02/13/24 9:49:31 AM
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For those trashing the Marvels, here is a terrible superhero movie.

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Irony
02/13/24 9:51:56 AM
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mystic_belmont posted...
For those trashing the Marvels, here is a terrible superhero movie.
They're both terrible

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KiwiTerraRizing
02/13/24 9:52:31 AM
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Its webbin time?

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ReiRei89
02/13/24 9:52:39 AM
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Irony posted...
They're both terrible
No. The last batch of MCU movies are bad while Morbius and now Madame Web are legit terrible.

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/13/24 9:53:15 AM
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https://youtu.be/dVCBw9NLg0I?si=SIUPKMt4xrJJvIh9

Spoiler: He didn't like it.

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Zikten
02/13/24 9:53:45 AM
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Scintillant posted...
Mcu is finished
This isn't part of the mcu
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Hayame_Zero
02/13/24 9:54:30 AM
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Ricemills posted...
I remember someone said that tax write off movies should be released first so they can claim on the loss?
I think this is what they're doing.
If this happened as much as people think they did, most movies would be terrible.

I think they're just bad ideas from the Spider-Man film holders to milk what little material they have.

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RamenNoodles
02/13/24 9:55:29 AM
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So a movie about a girl whose powers are to see the future and then change its bad fate couldnt see this coming???

Thats the definition of IRONIC
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masterpug53
02/13/24 9:56:24 AM
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Ivynn posted...
"Huh, another Spiderman-without-Spiderman movie is getting poor reviews and will probably flop. Better try again," - Sony, probably

Blame Venom for giving Sony the smash hit they needed to keep limping along throwing out D-List* Spider-Man characters in the vain hope that one of them would turn out to be their very own GotG. Though to be fair, Venom was at least half-decent and had some fun moments (sequel was trash, though).

* to the inevitable nerd frothing at the mouth to pounce on this, no, I'm not calling Venom a D-List character.

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CARRRNE_ASADA
02/13/24 9:57:20 AM
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Kinda funny the only 2 positive reviews are from "black nerd girls" and "The Mary Sue" lmao!

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/13/24 9:57:53 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
Blame Venom for giving Sony the smash hit they needed to keep limping along throwing out D-List* Spider-Man characters in the vain hope that one of them would turn out to be their very own GotG.

* to the inevitable nerd frothing at the mouth to pounce on this, no, I'm not calling Venom a D-List character.

I know I need to respect other people's opinions....

But it still annoys me to no end that people are so starved for good live-action Venom content that they accept those trash ass movies.

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Irony
02/13/24 9:58:20 AM
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Venom was worth exactly one watch

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/13/24 9:59:06 AM
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Irony posted...
Venom was worth exactly one watch

This is the most perfect way to describe it I've seen yet.

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mystic_belmont
02/13/24 10:01:15 AM
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Irony posted...
They're both terrible

I enjoyed the Marvels.

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AlveinFencer
02/13/24 10:05:15 AM
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mystic_belmont posted...
I enjoyed the Marvels.
It was fine. Nothing groundbreaking, but nothing terrible. The leads had good chemistry and I thought the swapping was utilized well. Under two hours, too, which I appreciated. Between that and Mutant Mayhem, it felt like a nice return to form.

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__aCEr__
02/13/24 10:08:04 AM
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Don't worry I'm sure Kraven will be good, Sony.

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masterpug53
02/13/24 10:08:11 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I know I need to respect other people's opinions....

But it still annoys me to no end that people are so starved for good live-action Venom content that they accept those trash ass movies.

Based on my anecdotal experience, I don't think it was Venom / comic book fans who propelled Venom to smash hit status. It had the benefit of coming out at just the right time to be an antidote to the 'you have to keep track of 20 different movies' MCU by being an obvious one-off 'check your brain at the door' action flick / CGI spectacle. Plus there's a lot of people who looooove Tom Hardy; I guarantee the movie would've flopped if it hadn't been a vehicle for him to go nuts doing a two-hour Dunkey impression.

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au_gold
02/13/24 12:53:44 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c957ce34.jpg

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TomClark
02/13/24 12:57:03 PM
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Goodness, I didn't see that coming...

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s0nicfan
02/13/24 12:57:58 PM
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Ivynn posted...
"Huh, another Spiderman-without-Spiderman movie is getting poor reviews and will probably flop. Better try again," - Sony, probably

If they don't release a new movie within 4 or so years from the prior one they lose the movie rights to the whole franchise. Thats why they keep making them.

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MALONE: Oh, this is - this is it for us. We love reading from a contract. All right, let's - lay it on us, Joanna.

ROBINSON: All right. (Reading) Sony must commence production on a new "Spider-Man" film within three years, nine months and release it within five years, nine months after the release of preceding picture. Boom.

MALONE: Translation - if Sony does not release a "Spider-Man" movie every five years and nine months, the movie rights go back to Marvel, and Sony loses one of the most valuable pieces of intellectual property in the world? I - hard to fact-check. I'm going to go and say it.

WONG: So if you've wondered why there always seems to be a "Spider-Man" movie, it's because there kind of has to be one if Sony wants to keep the rights.

MALONE: And does this go on for eternity?

ROBINSON: Yes.


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Jagr_68
02/13/24 12:58:03 PM
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au_gold posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c957ce34.jpg

where's the Madame Jebb pic to go with this

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AngelsNAirwav3s
02/13/24 1:03:33 PM
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At least Madame Web had a budget under $100 mil, compared to The Marvels where it was $270 mil+

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Biofighter55
02/13/24 1:04:06 PM
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one of the reviews I read said it was a disappointing movie the marvel canon

so they might think it's prt of the MCU

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TendoDRM
02/13/24 1:12:06 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
where's the Madame Jebb pic to go with this

Please clap.

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Darkninja42
02/13/24 1:15:00 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I know I need to respect other people's opinions....

But it still annoys me to no end that people are so starved for good live-action Venom content that they accept those trash ass movies.
Is it cliche yet to say that Upgrade is a better Venom movie than the actual Venom movies?

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NeonTentacles
02/13/24 1:15:04 PM
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If Sydney Sweeney showed full frontal, it would be 100%

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Prestoff
02/13/24 1:47:57 PM
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It sucks because my friend helped with the designs to the Super Hero outfits in the movie. I'll still watch it in theaters, but man I really do hope it's not THAT bad.

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Gobstoppers12
02/13/24 1:53:59 PM
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ReiRei89 posted...
No. The last batch of MCU movies are bad while Morbius and now Madame Web are legit terrible.
They can all be terrible together. It's not a competition, it's a lifestyle.

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pinky0926
02/13/24 1:55:18 PM
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I've seen it. My favourite part of the movie was when she went "madam, it's webbin' time!" and webbed up all over the shop

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Prestoff
02/13/24 1:56:01 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I've seen it. My favourite part of the movie was when she went "madam, it's webbin' time!" and webbed up all over the shop

You sure you weren't watching a porn parody?

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nocturnal_traveler
02/13/24 2:01:01 PM
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Why can't Sony make a Spider-Man movie about any of the other Spider-people? Disney can only stop them from making one about Peter Parker.

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Trelve
02/13/24 2:08:34 PM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
Why can't Sony make a Spider-Man movie about any of the other Spider-people? Disney can only stop them from making one about Peter Parker.
Disney can't stop them making a Spider-Man movie about Peter Parker either. Sony own the film rights to everything Spider-Man related. If tomorrow they wanted to make a new Spider-Man film with a new Peter they could do.
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CountCorvinus
02/13/24 2:12:03 PM
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Even the bad reviews have gotten me more hyped for when I see it on 4K, because the complaints are pretty much the same as people had with the other SSU films, and I fucking loved Venom and Morbius. Legit in my top 10 Marvel films of the past 16 years. Right up there with Werewolf by Night.

Madame Web's been described as "suspenseful", "Marvel's first slasher" and "Final Destination meets superheroes". Everything I was hoping it'd be.

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nocturnal_traveler
02/13/24 2:12:46 PM
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Trelve posted...
Disney can't stop them making a Spider-Man movie about Peter Parker either. Sony own the film rights to everything Spider-Man related. If tomorrow they wanted to make a new Spider-Man film with a new Peter they could do.
Then why don't they? I would.

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RamenNoodles
02/13/24 2:14:00 PM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
Why can't Sony make a Spider-Man movie about any of the other Spider-people? Disney can only stop them from making one about Peter Parker.
Because theyve been trying to copy Marvel and make a whole movie universe all making tons of money, but they can only use the people from and created in Spiderman comics. So yeah they can only use B-D list characters
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Pikachuchupika
02/13/24 2:14:06 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
If Sydney Sweeney showed full frontal, it would be 100%

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CountCorvinus
02/13/24 2:14:33 PM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
Then why don't they? I would.

Spider-Man is an annoying dork.

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Turbam
02/13/24 2:15:52 PM
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Sony needs to realize that only Spider-verse and Venom draw them any dimes.

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