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| Topic | I love stonk memes. lol! |
| Verdekal 02/20/21 1:18:04 AM #4 | bump --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | 1998, 3 am I this fucker won't let me SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Verdekal 02/18/21 2:59:45 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Throwing a baguette on a fat cat. |
| Verdekal 02/18/21 2:58:04 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Simpsons nightmare. |
| Verdekal 02/18/21 2:21:39 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Shame starfish aren't edible |
| Verdekal 02/18/21 1:24:25 AM #6 | If only they felt the same way about us. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | I love stonk memes. lol! |
| Verdekal 02/18/21 1:22:49 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Girl, I don't have to be a chemist to see you got one significant figure. |
| Verdekal 02/17/21 3:36:27 AM #1 | /10? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | I feel bad when I throw away things. |
| Verdekal 02/17/21 3:24:38 AM #1 | Like it's sitting on top of a landfill and crying about how I abandoned it. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Agatha from Sabrina. |
| Verdekal 02/17/21 2:40:18 AM #1 | https://twitter.com/adelinerudo_/status/1223793669964042243/video/1 --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Grubhub ad but the food never arrives. |
| Verdekal 02/16/21 4:46:46 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Cozy inside on a day off work. |
| Verdekal 02/16/21 4:43:04 AM #2 | Yes. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Mr. Snrub brings love from some place far away on this Valentine's Day. |
| Verdekal 02/15/21 3:18:42 AM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRIt2-tWkgE&list=RD-OkeJd5sx40&index=6 --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Biggest storm in a century? Walmart shelves as Texas prepare for huge storm |
| Verdekal 02/15/21 1:19:30 AM #93 | I went through the blizzard of 96 in Philly as a little kid. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Did you know whales were once four-legged land mammals like a deer? |
| Verdekal 02/15/21 12:52:22 AM #17 | Duh. We have semi aquatic mammals now like sea lions and walruses. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | chad doesn't exist. |
| Verdekal 02/14/21 11:44:02 PM #9 | Don't try and become the Chad, that's impossible. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | The most American vid in the omniverse. |
| Verdekal 02/14/21 4:26:55 PM #2 | Yes. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | The most American vid in the omniverse. |
| Verdekal 02/14/21 11:02:52 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Cozy inside on a day off work. |
| Verdekal 02/14/21 10:54:18 AM #1 | |
| Topic | You should wear disposable gloves when you wipe your butt. |
| Verdekal 02/14/21 10:16:31 AM #32 | Patty_Fleur posted... The trash.So your trash is filled with shit stained plastic? You're worse than Jessica Jones. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | There are Karens everywhere. |
| Verdekal 02/14/21 8:40:10 AM #5 | Hell is empty, and the Karens are here. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | There's been a SNES MMX fan game in development. |
| Verdekal 02/14/21 8:31:14 AM #1 | |
| Topic | You should wear disposable gloves when you wipe your butt. |
| Verdekal 02/14/21 7:59:39 AM #14 | So are the gloves flushable or would you pile them up in the trash? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | It's almost Sunday! You know what that means! |
| Verdekal 02/13/21 11:41:18 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Reminder: Pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs |
| Verdekal 02/13/21 5:26:39 AM #3 | When I see dinos, I think of the scene from Fantasia when the T-Rex killed the Stegosaur, Dun dun DUUUNNNN!!!!!!!! --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | I can't stand the new Sabrina from Chilling Adventures. (possible spoilers) |
| Verdekal 02/13/21 5:11:39 AM #1 | She's a spoiled obnoxious brat. She keeps thinking she can do something clever to make things her way even though everyone tells her it's a bad idea and things get blown up everytime with people hurt or killed. All she does is rolls her eyes, does it over and over again and never learns her lesson. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Who would win between Grace from Dark Fate and an unarmored Sarah Palmer? |
| Verdekal 02/13/21 5:06:28 AM #9 | Sarah Palmer from Halo. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Who would win between Grace from Dark Fate and an unarmored Sarah Palmer? |
| Verdekal 02/13/21 3:36:19 AM #5 | Grace is the enhanced human. Mackenzie Davis. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Seven birbs. |
| Verdekal 02/13/21 2:30:14 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Im trying.. But im weak willed.. |
| Verdekal 02/13/21 12:03:54 AM #5 | |
| Topic | Who would win between Grace from Dark Fate and an unarmored Sarah Palmer? |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 10:49:41 PM #1 | ? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Bird sings the Apple ringtone. |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 9:57:26 PM #1 | |
| Topic | This is a fucking video |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 9:50:03 PM #5 | Very high BMI --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | She already turned you down. |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 9:45:45 PM #10 | |
| Topic | Just poured boiling water down my toilet. |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 7:58:19 PM #6 | You're just going to piss of the alligator. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Should I finish the Sopranos? |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 7:45:45 PM #2 | Don't stop --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | you stare at her boobs: YOU LOSE! |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 2:10:32 AM #32 | Is she gonna block my chi? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | A pretty girl shows up at your door and says "I wanna see the wizard." |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 1:57:12 AM #3 | The bell is out of order. She might have to knock. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | A pretty girl shows up at your door and says "I wanna see the wizard." |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 1:50:38 AM #1 | "I wanna see the wizard right away." --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Anime girl makes fun of turtle's smol house. |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 1:35:32 AM #1 | |
| Topic | I can't imagine liking Arkham Asylum but not City |
| Verdekal 02/12/21 1:27:09 AM #3 | Asylum was closer to the TAS and Gothic atmosphere. City was more Nolan and had a Terminator 2 blue tint to it. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | A girl looks at you like this. |
| Verdekal 02/11/21 10:00:26 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Ammonia and bleach walk into a bar. |
| Verdekal 02/11/21 6:08:20 AM #1 | Nobody walks out. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | LotR is now older than you were when it released. |
| Verdekal 02/11/21 2:43:54 AM #3 | It's been out for about 65 years. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Mr Krabs was wondering if you could play all those m-e-m-e s-o-n-g-s a-g-a-i-n. |
| Verdekal 02/11/21 2:29:41 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Rise From Your Tomb! Tim Burton's Frankenweenie Remixed! |
| Verdekal 02/11/21 1:18:23 AM #1 | |
| Topic | "Come on me if you want to live!" - Emilia Clarke |
| Verdekal 02/10/21 2:38:15 AM #3 | |
| Topic | The Cosmic Space Goddess looked over Earth and said... |
| Verdekal 02/10/21 2:31:06 AM #3 | In the forests below, lakes caught the first rays of the rising Sun and threw them back into space. Abandoning the two-dimensional sprawl of twentieth-century cities, Sri Lanka Tower, and others like it, had been erected in the worlds rain forests and farmlands, leaving the countryside virtually uninhabited. Even in Africa, where more than a hundred city arcologies had risen, nature was beginning to renew itself. It was a good day to be alive, she told herself, taking in the peace of the garden. Then, looking east, she saw it coming -- at least her eyes began to register it -- but her optic nerves did not last long enough to transmit what the eyes had seen. It was quite small for what it could do -- small enough to fit into an average-sized living room -- but it was moving at 92 percent of light speed when it touched Earths atmosphere. A spear point of light appeared, so intense that the air below snapped away from it, creating a low-density tunnel through which the object descended. The walls of the tunnel were a plasma boundary layer, six and a half kilometers wide and more than 160 deep -- the flaming spear that Virginias eyes began to register -- with every square foot of its surface radiating a trillion watts, and still its destructive potential was but fractionally spent. Thirty-three kilometers above the Indian Ocean, the point began to encounter too much air. It tunneled down only eight kilometers more, then stalled and detonated, less than two-thousandths of a second after crossing the orbits of Earths nearest artificial satellites. Virginia was more than three hundred kilometers away when the light burst toward her. Every nerve ending in her body began to record a strange, prickling sensation -- the sheer pressure of photons trying to push her backward. No shadows were cast anywhere in the tower, so bright was the glare. It pierced walls, ceramic beams, notepads, and people -- four hundred thousand people. The maglev terminal connecting Sri Lanka Tower to London and Sydney, the waste treatment centers that sustained the lakes and farms, all the shops, theaters, and apartments liquefied instantly. The structure began to slip and crash like a giant waterfall, but gravity could not yank it down fast enough. The Tower became vapor before it could fall half a meter. At the vanished citys feet, the trees of the forest were no longer able to cast shadows; they had themselves become long shadows of carbonized dust on the ground. In Kandy and Columbo, where sidewalks steamed, the relativistic onslaught was unfinished. The electromagnetic pulse alone killed every living thing as far away as Bombay and the Maldives. All of India south of the Godavari River became an instant microwave oven. Nearer the epicenter, Demon Rock glowed with a fierce red heat, then fractured down its center, as if to herald the second coming of the tyrant it memorialized. The air blast followed, surging out of the Indian Ocean -- faster than sound -- flattening whatever still stood. As it slashed north through Jaffna and Madurai, the wave front was met and overpowered by shocks rushing out from strikes in central and southern India. Across the face of the planet, without warning, thousands of flaming swords pierced the sky... Then out of no where -- out of the deep impersonal nowhere -- came a bombardment that even the science fiction writers had failed to entertain. Just nine days short of Americas tricentennial celebrations, every inhabited planetary surface in the solar system had been wiped clean by relativistic bombs. Research centers on Mars, Europa, and Ganymede were silent; even tiny Phobos and Moo-kau were silent. Port Chaffee was silent. New York, Colombo, Wellington, the Mercury Power Project and the Asimov Array. Silent. Silent. Silent. A Valkyrie rockets transmission of Mercurys surface had revealed thousands of saucer-shaped depressions where only hours before had existed a planet-spanning carpet of solar panels. The transmission had lasted only a few seconds -- just long enough for Isak to realize there would be no more of the self-replicating robots that had built the array of panels and accelerators, just long enough for him to understand that humanity no longer possessed a fuel source for its antimatter rockets -- and then the transmission had ceased abruptly as the Valkyrie disappeared in a silent white glare. Presently, most of the stations scopes and spectrographs were turning Earthward, and Isak found it impossible to believe what they revealed. The Moon rising over Africa from behind Earth was peppered with new fields of craters. The planet below looked like a ball of cotton stained grayish yellow. The top five meters of ocean had boiled off under the assault, and sea level air was three times denser than the day before -- and twice as hot... --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
| Topic | Geoffrey Chaucer ain't playin' around boys. |
| Verdekal 02/10/21 2:17:22 AM #3 | Doest thou even hoist? --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! |
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