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TopicSmallvile still hits hard like a meteorite
Verdekal
02/17/22 12:50:33 PM
#3
Smallville and Supergirl should be on the Hallmark channel.

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TopicIn one corner, we have Eren Yeager. In the other, the World he was born into....
Verdekal
02/16/22 10:54:27 PM
#1
Let's get ready to RUMBLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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TopicA woman explained one thing that sucked about being gorgeous...
Verdekal
02/16/22 3:22:56 AM
#1
Was cleaning up all the shit in her house from the little woodland critters.

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TopicWhat did Bill say when he broke up with his pokemon gf?
Verdekal
02/16/22 1:40:37 AM
#1
"No more Mr. Splice guy!"

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TopicThe Megaman Legends 1 Credits music is really good.
Verdekal
02/16/22 12:57:40 AM
#3
LanHikari10 posted...
Oh
Hey you!

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TopicWe're just walking bags of piss
Verdekal
02/16/22 12:22:59 AM
#10
It's just that, you've got all these squishy parts. And all that water. How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea.

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TopicGame to name the top 500 rated games of all time to 2017.
Verdekal
02/16/22 12:13:54 AM
#1
https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/28060/top-500-video-games-of-all-time

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TopicParrot sings to owner's guitar sounding like a Kill Bill piece.
Verdekal
02/15/22 11:53:05 AM
#3
Lol

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TopicIs there a name for when fog is really high in the sky?
Verdekal
02/15/22 11:48:55 AM
#6
The whole town's getting lit.

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TopicPaleontologists discover ancient creature that couldn't move backwards...
Verdekal
02/15/22 3:54:26 AM
#1
only forwards, until its enemies were destroyed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jexIf2VJwBQ

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TopicParrot sings to owner's guitar sounding like a Kill Bill piece.
Verdekal
02/15/22 1:36:59 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbjJ2cg4pBo

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TopicWould you date someone who laughs like a Kookaburra during sex?
Verdekal
02/15/22 1:22:25 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jW7A2glZbk

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TopicI never get tired of this Tails image
Verdekal
02/15/22 12:12:07 AM
#12
Hambo the Hog posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/5/AADHstAACY2l.jpg
That's it lol but I think that's cake.

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TopicI never get tired of this Tails image
Verdekal
02/15/22 12:09:47 AM
#9
Where's that funny pic of an angry looking Sonic as ice cream?


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TopicI was jogging around the complex where I live and some guys...
Verdekal
02/14/22 9:52:31 AM
#17
Rathinor posted...
This was really stupid. I've lived in places this would have got you stabbed
My neighborhood is okay. I wouldn't have done that where I grew up.

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TopicI was jogging around the complex where I live and some guys...
Verdekal
02/14/22 9:41:46 AM
#14
AablMind posted...
talking loudly
What of it?

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TopicI was jogging around the complex where I live and some guys...
Verdekal
02/14/22 9:34:08 AM
#12
spikethedevil posted...
Yeah that just seems like asking for trouble.
They don't own the lot which they took up. There was another path but fuck that.

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TopicI was jogging around the complex where I live and some guys...
Verdekal
02/14/22 9:32:40 AM
#11
Fluttershy posted...
what makes you think they were doing a deal and not just sharing a joint?
There were two cars, multiple people and someone walked away from the car with a bag.

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TopicI sleep in my jack to get more intense dreams.
Verdekal
02/14/22 9:31:18 AM
#1
Raises body temperature which makes the brain wired.

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TopicI was jogging around the complex where I live and some guys...
Verdekal
02/14/22 2:07:22 AM
#1
were doing a deal in the lot, talking loudly and taking up the whole path. I jogged right between them and they all just starred at me. The pot smell was pretty strong as I passed. As I kept going, on of their cars came up to me from behind and honked at me even though I wasn't in their path.

Fucking assholes.

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TopicShe gets close and whispers "let's get down to business..."
Verdekal
02/13/22 10:01:25 PM
#1
"To defeat...the Huns!"

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TopicPitch for Picard season 2.
Verdekal
02/13/22 10:14:59 AM
#1
He wakes up on the Enterprise and finds out the whole thing was a sequel to The Inner Light.

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TopicI hate that face on drawings of women with their eyes up and tongue out.
Verdekal
02/12/22 6:03:16 PM
#8
TULPAMANCER posted...
Ahegao? Like Belle Delphine?
Yeah, that's it.

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TopicI hate that face on drawings of women with their eyes up and tongue out.
Verdekal
02/12/22 5:29:59 PM
#1
It's disgusting and highly misogynistic.

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Topic"History is my passion"
Verdekal
02/12/22 1:18:48 PM
#48
Ruvan22 posted...
He described himself that way?
Yup. Word for word.

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Topic"History is my passion"
Verdekal
02/12/22 9:25:05 AM
#42
There was a kid at my job like that. Said he had "nice Aryan features."

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Topic"Inflation" oh you mean deviantart ?
Verdekal
02/12/22 12:00:19 AM
#5
I've got a blueberry for a gf.

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TopicWhat kind of car do you drive?
Verdekal
02/11/22 3:30:28 AM
#1
?

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TopicSay goodbye to the universe, Maximals!
Verdekal
02/10/22 5:13:38 AM
#1
History's CHANGED! The Autobots LOSE! Evil TRIUMPHS!

And you...you NO LONGER EXIST!!!

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TopicBlonde has outraged MEN for using MAKEUP to hide her UGLY SELF!!
Verdekal
02/09/22 9:51:04 PM
#11
By day one way, by night another.

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TopicRemember when Major Glory sued Dexter for making copies of his action figure?
Verdekal
02/09/22 9:20:34 PM
#1
I 'member!

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TopicHave Daredevil and She Hulk faced off as defense attorney and prosecutor?
Verdekal
02/09/22 8:13:01 PM
#11
coolguyjimmy posted...
Aren't they both defense lawyers? A criminal defense lawyer cannot be a prosecutor.
They are? I knew Matt was a defense lawyer but I didn't know about Jen.

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TopicMy account is 15 years old.
Verdekal
02/09/22 8:07:55 PM
#2
That's not really so much anymore.

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TopicHave Daredevil and She Hulk faced off as defense attorney and prosecutor?
Verdekal
02/09/22 7:52:48 PM
#9
divot1338 posted...
Objection, the prosecution is too sexy your Honor.
She can transform as part of her breakdown.

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TopicHave Daredevil and She Hulk faced off as defense attorney and prosecutor?
Verdekal
02/09/22 7:29:20 PM
#1
As their civilian personas?

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TopicPOLL: You go back in time to 1995 - What do you CHANGE?!?
Verdekal
02/09/22 4:47:35 PM
#20
Oklahoma City bombing first. It's the first major news event I remember.

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TopicPlease pray for Boogie2988
Verdekal
02/09/22 2:49:33 PM
#7
*and donations.

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TopicArkham City theme on electric guitar.
Verdekal
02/09/22 2:47:30 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1TnzHDl_m4

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TopicUkrainian high jumper Yuliya Levchenko.
Verdekal
02/09/22 7:13:24 AM
#8
Bump.

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TopicDescribe this person's life.
Verdekal
02/09/22 1:58:47 AM
#3
Sounds like they need Jesus.

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TopicUkrainian high jumper Yuliya Levchenko.
Verdekal
02/09/22 1:25:18 AM
#4
Axiom posted...
Did you really just post a Google search. Gtfo of here
Added a vid.

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TopicUkrainian high jumper Yuliya Levchenko.
Verdekal
02/09/22 1:21:45 AM
#1
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=Yuliya+Levchenko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k8JqoR7FcE

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TopicThe Super Hot Giant Alien from Dude, Where's My Car?
Verdekal
02/09/22 12:35:01 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UR_a3EGP7o

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TopicSo Attack on Titan is basically a fucking masterpiece
Verdekal
02/08/22 11:24:54 PM
#30
BlackBlueButts posted...
He was like that since the start.
He chilled out when he got the last third of the story spoiled. Well. Sorta.

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TopicDo you prefer your books to have named chapters or numbers?
Verdekal
02/08/22 11:21:18 PM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Que si tienen un fondo plano?

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TopicWhy, hello there little zoomer...
Verdekal
02/08/22 12:51:02 AM
#1
Do you remember when Stoop Kid was afraid to leave his stoop?

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TopicWTF is this thing???
Verdekal
02/07/22 5:28:46 AM
#17
I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.


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TopicYo mama so fat, her Schwarzchild radius is greater than the observable universe!
Verdekal
02/07/22 5:21:24 AM
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