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Patty_Fleur
02/14/21 7:25:19 AM
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I've been doing this for years. It's the only way to feel clean.

And I shower afterwards.

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viewmaster_pi
02/14/21 7:41:49 AM
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hm, no lie detected

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DravenRainrix
02/14/21 7:44:45 AM
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Just use hands and wash them after or, best option, keep a jug of water and a sponge on a stick next to the shitter.

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OpenlyGator
02/14/21 7:47:18 AM
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In an ideal, equally privileged world that could become commonplace. But alas...

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mustachedmystic
02/14/21 7:50:02 AM
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Yeah no, my wipes are 9 out of 10 times.

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coh
02/14/21 7:51:19 AM
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OpenlyGator posted...
In an ideal, equally privileged world that could become commonplace. But alas...
Ideally wed all have bidets
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BloodMoon7
02/14/21 7:51:27 AM
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It's just poo. Wash your hands thoroughly, you'll be ok.

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viewmaster_pi
02/14/21 7:52:58 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
It's just poo. Wash your hands thoroughly, you'll be ok.
does your maid use gloves

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BloodMoon7
02/14/21 7:56:25 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
does your maid use gloves
No but I do.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/14/21 7:56:44 AM
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Why is everyone here getting shit on their hands?

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BloodMoon7
02/14/21 7:58:16 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Why is everyone here getting shit on their hands?
America

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KiwiTerraRizing
02/14/21 7:58:53 AM
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I use fine linen gloves that cost $50 a pair and I throw them out after use.


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viewmaster_pi
02/14/21 7:59:18 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
No but I do.
to wipe her?

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Verdekal
02/14/21 7:59:39 AM
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So are the gloves flushable or would you pile them up in the trash?

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viewmaster_pi
02/14/21 8:02:35 AM
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but a man or cute neko femboy is still on the table?

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viewmaster_pi
02/14/21 8:04:53 AM
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i only use gloves so i can REALLY get in there...

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viewmaster_pi
02/14/21 8:12:42 AM
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Bidet? what are we, bourgeoisie? just shit in your pants

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pikachupwnage
02/14/21 8:18:54 AM
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I wear disposable hands.

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viewmaster_pi
02/14/21 8:30:40 AM
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poopoo doodoo is a literal biohazard

i once cut myself and bled on a bunch of dvds at Family Video and they all had to be disinfected and wiped down, poo is even more dangerous

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Patty_Fleur
02/14/21 8:39:52 AM
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Verdekal posted...
So are the gloves flushable or would you pile them up in the trash?

The trash.

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Bananana
02/14/21 8:44:20 AM
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sounds like a ridiculous amount of added plastic waste, no thank you

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pikachupwnage
02/14/21 8:45:40 AM
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Bananana posted...
sounds like a ridiculous amount of added plastic waste, no thank you

Also this yeah. So much pollution and wasted money.


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Patty_Fleur
02/14/21 9:02:36 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Also this yeah. So much pollution and wasted money.

Its worth it to feel clean. And how is adding pollution? The gloves were already made.

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Bananana
02/14/21 9:04:37 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Its worth it to feel clean. And how is adding pollution? The gloves were already made.
uh i think more gloves will be made than are made now if everyone is buying them by the hundreds for this

the destruction of the planet is not worth you not being grossed out by germs youre mostly imagining

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Patty_Fleur
02/14/21 9:05:32 AM
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I dont care about the fucking planet.

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Bananana
02/14/21 9:07:09 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
I dont care about the fucking planet.
a middle school teacher, everyone

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Verdekal
02/14/21 10:16:31 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
The trash.
So your trash is filled with shit stained plastic? You're worse than Jessica Jones.

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Patty_Fleur
02/14/21 10:19:01 AM
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Verdekal posted...
So your trash is filled with shit stained plastic? You're worse than Jessica Jones.

I dont typically get anything on the gloves. The gloves are pre cautionary. I wrap it in a paper towel before I throw it away.

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Firewerx
02/14/21 10:47:48 AM
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I'm impressed that anyone has the facility and the time to take a shower during a toilet break at work. Unless, of course, you don't work.

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SideburnStalker17
02/14/21 11:00:40 AM
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Haha what! Maybe I'll start dipping the TP in the water to get a good scrub.
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