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Topici just realized people no longer use "fu"
Verdekal
07/18/20 6:50:28 AM
#3
That was one of my favorite rage faces.

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TopicDoes anyone remember this movie called Beanstalk (1994)?
Verdekal
07/18/20 6:45:12 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcJ9RBlkM-g

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TopicI forgot that Dinotopia existed
Verdekal
07/18/20 6:44:31 AM
#7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVsHJrBjGKU

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TopicThomas the Tank Engine with WWE commentary.
Verdekal
07/18/20 6:38:24 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVqwN54RhI0

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TopicDo women in metric countries have a height requirement like 6' for Americans
Verdekal
07/18/20 6:28:42 AM
#5
Think it's 1.8m or 5'11" but in tall countries, it's 1.85 or 6'1".

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TopicScar wasn't a bad king.
Verdekal
07/18/20 6:03:43 AM
#9
Nature rejected him.

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TopicIt was the best of times....it was the blurst of times!?
Verdekal
07/17/20 11:27:54 PM
#7
This plot makes no sense! Tell the people!

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TopicIt was the best of times....it was the blurst of times!?
Verdekal
07/17/20 5:47:29 AM
#6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4HuUmwWesA

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TopicThe king decreed that Mithridates should be put to death in boats...
Verdekal
07/17/20 4:16:54 AM
#1
which execution is after the following manner: Taking two boats framed exactly to fit and answer each other, they lay down in one of them the malefactor that suffers, upon his back; then, covering it with the other, and so setting them together that the head, hands, and feet of him are left outside, and the rest of his body lies shut up within, they offer him food, and if he refuse to eat it, they force him to do it by pricking his eyes; then, after he has eaten, they drench him with a mixture of milk and honey, pouring it not only into his mouth, but all over his face. They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. When the man is manifestly dead, the uppermost boat being taken off, they find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired.

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TopicIt was the best of times....it was the blurst of times!?
Verdekal
07/17/20 3:11:06 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uYhIiW6lok

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TopicAtmospheric games.
Verdekal
07/17/20 3:00:38 AM
#6
discodancer77 posted...
Subnautica
What's the theme here? Underwater!?

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TopicYour life is now narrated by a laugh trqck.
Verdekal
07/17/20 2:44:58 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6oITvbENo

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TopicMan pushes a ton across the ground.
Verdekal
07/17/20 2:20:53 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v___Lcjx_AI

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TopicYou've tee'd your last hee.
Verdekal
07/17/20 1:59:27 AM
#3
You've mwah'd your last hah hah.

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TopicPegasus summons Toon World when....
Verdekal
07/17/20 1:31:54 AM
#1
Judge Doom pops out and says: "Remember me, Pegasus!? When I killed Cecilia, I talked JUST LIKE THHIIIISSS!!!!!!!!!!

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TopicThe poop accelerates
Verdekal
07/17/20 1:14:12 AM
#3
My ass is the Epstein Drive.

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TopicWell, well....if it isn't Crash Bandicoot...
Verdekal
07/17/20 12:39:49 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u29WUpWLZJk

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TopicListen to my story
Verdekal
07/17/20 12:33:05 AM
#9
"I want my journey to be full of laughter..." - Yuna

Tidus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

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TopicLady deadlifts her truck.
Verdekal
07/17/20 12:31:36 AM
#27
She's like a muscled Peggy Bundy.

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TopicYou've tee'd your last hee.
Verdekal
07/17/20 12:26:05 AM
#1
You've A'yed your last okay.

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TopicOne thing that bugged me about DBZ (spoilers).
Verdekal
07/17/20 12:13:13 AM
#1
We never saw Goku transforming into SSJ2 and SSJ3 for the first time in Otherworld between the Cell Games the Buu.

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TopicHey Tone, you see these guys? Either side of me?
Verdekal
07/16/20 4:17:11 AM
#1
TopicWas the title "The Last Jedi" inspired by Avatar?
Verdekal
07/16/20 1:37:16 AM
#6
"When gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be."

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TopicSouthern Florida or SoCal?
Verdekal
07/16/20 1:36:44 AM
#1
Pick.


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TopicTrailer for Bass Drop, the Movie.
Verdekal
07/16/20 1:26:41 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf6S-uErp2M

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TopicI tried the original brown Listerine for the first time
Verdekal
07/15/20 10:19:03 PM
#5
I use the purple, anti-cavity one.

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Topichow do you protect your phone?
Verdekal
07/15/20 5:13:03 PM
#3
I have a flip phone.

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Topicracist guy threatens to kill Filipina for turning him down
Verdekal
07/15/20 7:16:12 AM
#10
boxington posted...
^ you can simultaneously find someone attractive while still holding negative feelings towards their race/ethnicity
White supremacists sometimes have a thing for Asian women since they think of them as submissive.

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TopicI find this painting eerie but hautingly beautiful.
Verdekal
07/15/20 5:46:30 AM
#1
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Degas_-_Cafekonzert_S%C3%A4ngerin_mit_Handschuh.jpg

She looks like a ghost from the Overlook but the painting has an ethereal attraction.

Her eyes a bit unsettling, like somewhere between apathy and unhappiness.

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TopicPost movie clips you like
Verdekal
07/15/20 4:38:12 AM
#10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co5aKOGcHaw

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TopicPost movie clips you like
Verdekal
07/15/20 4:29:03 AM
#7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAXrcFBJXjM

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TopicIs the saxophone the sexiest instrument?
Verdekal
07/15/20 4:09:44 AM
#12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDRgDmXGi4

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TopicNo lives matter!
Verdekal
07/15/20 2:59:49 AM
#12
In the forests below, lakes caught the first rays of the rising Sun and threw them back into space. Abandoning the two-dimensional sprawl of twentieth-century cities, Sri Lanka Tower, and others like it, had been erected in the world's rain forests and farmlands, leaving the countryside virtually uninhabited. Even in Africa, where more than a hundred city arcologies had risen, nature was beginning to renew itself. It was a good day to be alive, she told herself, taking in the peace of the garden. Then, looking east, she saw it coming -- at least her eyes began to register it -- but her optic nerves did not last long enough to transmit what the eyes had seen.

It was quite small for what it could do -- small enough to fit into an average-sized living room -- but it was moving at 92 percent of light speed when it touched Earth's atmosphere. A spear point of light appeared, so intense that the air below snapped away from it, creating a low-density tunnel through which the object descended. The walls of the tunnel were a plasma boundary layer, six and a half kilometers wide and more than 160 deep -- the flaming spear that Virginia's eyes began to register -- with every square foot of its surface radiating a trillion watts, and still its destructive potential was but fractionally spent.

Thirty-three kilometers above the Indian Ocean, the point began to encounter too much air. It tunneled down only eight kilometers more, then stalled and detonated, less than two-thousandths of a second after crossing the orbits of Earth's nearest artificial satellites.

Virginia was more than three hundred kilometers away when the light burst toward her. Every nerve ending in her body began to record a strange, prickling sensation -- the sheer pressure of photons trying to push her backward. No shadows were cast anywhere in the tower, so bright was the glare. It pierced walls, ceramic beams, notepads, and people -- four hundred thousand people. The maglev terminal connecting Sri Lanka Tower to London and Sydney, the waste treatment centers that sustained the lakes and farms, all the shops, theaters, and apartments liquefied instantly. The structure began to slip and crash like a giant waterfall, but gravity could not yank it down fast enough. The Tower became vapor before it could fall half a meter. At the vanished city's feet, the trees of the forest were no longer able to cast shadows; they had themselves become long shadows of carbonized dust on the ground.

In Kandy and Columbo, where sidewalks steamed, the relativistic onslaught was unfinished. The electromagnetic pulse alone killed every living thing as far away as Bombay and the Maldives. All of India south of the Godavari River became an instant microwave oven. Nearer the epicenter, Demon Rock glowed with a fierce red heat, then fractured down its center, as if to herald the second coming of the tyrant it memorialized. The air blast followed, surging out of the Indian Ocean -- faster than sound -- flattening whatever still stood. As it slashed north through Jaffna and Madurai, the wave front was met and overpowered by shocks rushing out from strikes in central and southern India.

Across the face of the planet, without warning, thousands of flaming swords pierced the sky...

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TopicLady deadlifts her truck.
Verdekal
07/15/20 2:46:57 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL3TXos3D8o

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TopicElavated deadlift world record, 1200 lbs.
Verdekal
07/15/20 2:37:15 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmCklME1Ozk

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TopicUniversally hated video game characters that you like.
Verdekal
07/15/20 1:41:03 AM
#17
Carth Onasi. A good guy who's been through shit and not afraid of a fight,

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Topic6'1" volleyball player cosplays as Wonder Woman.
Verdekal
07/14/20 11:40:51 PM
#1
https://imgur.com/gallery/rM1tn9Y

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TopicAnd now Bubonic Plague near Denver
Verdekal
07/14/20 6:21:34 AM
#10
Rika_Furude posted...
fucking troglodytes will catch and spread this
Bad vocab. Troglodytes are recluses.

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TopicNarration of a Batman script written by an AI.
Verdekal
07/14/20 6:10:08 AM
#3
Philoktetes posted...
fake
Really?

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TopicNarration of a Batman script written by an AI.
Verdekal
07/14/20 6:08:18 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmmeyKOBmhA

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TopicDeath from above.
Verdekal
07/14/20 6:05:38 AM
#6
Final bump because I'm a sucker for apocalyptic sci fi.

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TopicMichael doing crack again (Ghost of Tsushima)
Verdekal
07/14/20 5:07:59 AM
#27
He's like a failed fusion of Shaggy and Trump.

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TopicHow is REmake's Hard mode?
Verdekal
07/14/20 4:48:06 AM
#22
Apparently, it's like mountain climbing.

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TopicCat snoring into a microphone.
Verdekal
07/14/20 3:04:44 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6md5EHTdWxI

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TopicHow is Isaac Asimov's Foundation series?
Verdekal
07/14/20 2:54:27 AM
#4
Is it more space fantasy or hard sci fi? Is it reflective of the Cold War or stuff of the time? No spoilers, please.

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TopicHow is Isaac Asimov's Foundation series?
Verdekal
07/14/20 2:38:15 AM
#1
...?

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TopicIf you're a flat earther, wouldn't global warming be your biggest fear?
Verdekal
07/14/20 2:33:16 AM
#2
I'm a fat Earther. Ask Henry Cavendish.

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TopicBest successor to PT?
Verdekal
07/14/20 2:04:39 AM
#7
RE7 or the plenty of indie fan stuff.

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