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She drives him into a lake, then pulls him out of the lake

What even is this....
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This season really overestimates how much I care about Dex's sister

I still maintain everyone would have been better off if he killed her in Season 1 and just had blackjack and hookers with his brother
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Angel: I'mma gonna marry maria

Actually lol lets get divorced

Imma go own a resturant and leave the force

Actually lol let's rejoin the force

What's the point of any of these stories threads that go no where

Angel is a cool dude but nothing he or Quinn has done in the entire show has ever mattered.
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I love this from the perspective of the dude who cut Dexter off

Just driving one day, you cut someone off and they start choking you, then walk off like nothing happened
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE DEB!

I don't think words can express how shit of a person Dexter's sister is.
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Oh hey it's Doakes
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Deb: You're a serial killer and I am more fucked up than you are!

https://youtu.be/sJIfeinL2eI
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I see what you people mean about the nosedive in the writing
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I feel like the Minotaur bull guy came from a night the writers spent playing Resident Evil games while at a disco
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Lol they spend a whole season hyping up Luis and then some dude just shoots him

I find that hilarious.

It's kinda cool actually
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So who is watching Harrison with Dex on watch 24/7?

Jamie?

That's a lot to throw at her. It's weird it hasn't come up.
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Deb: There have to be families out there more fucked up than us

https://i.imgur.com/YyGlmtE.jpg
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Oh for fucks sake Deb just arrest him before you die

You're worse than Lila at this point
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Deb: "I am the worst fucking detective in the world."

https://youtu.be/sJIfeinL2eI
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So finished Season 7 episode 1 and both Maria and Deb are pegging Dexter.

Not sure how this show can go another 1.9 seasons after that... It feels pretty climatic.
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Hey Dexter's hunt and kill of Viktor actually went well

When was the last time that happened?
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So I guess sensible black cop can join throw under bus Venezuelan cop on the list of completely pointless characters.

Wonder Quinn will actually do something at all of relevance before joining that list
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voldothegr8 posted...

If you do continue on let me know how accurate my previous statement is.

voldothegr8 posted...

You can watch the first episode of S5 and then skip to the last episode of S6 and you're literally caught up with anything meaningful.

ehh

Not very.

I mean Season 5 is all about coping with his wife's death and 6 was all about finding meaning for why he does what he does

It would be kinda weird to skip those out of him coping with her death.

I mean continuity wise yeah nothing that happens ever matters but that's across the whole show. Not just Season 5/6
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"Oh hai Deb"
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Yes this feels wrong! Stop it!

Ughhhh this is just horrible....horrible writing.

This is bad low budget porn level writing

"How do we follow up someone holding a blade to a toddler's throat? How about justifications of incest!"

What da fuck
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Dexter missed his chance for a "Surprise Motherfucker!"
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damn Dex got a 2nd cell phone fast

Is he dealing Meth too?
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Kai Leng also went into his target's house and ate their cereal
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These guys pick up a dude lost at sea

Then get robbed

Then dude they picked up kills the robber

All inside like 30 seconds

Fuck they must be like "what the hell is going on?"lol

Phantom_Nook posted...

Is it Deb's new crush?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zWsTnSl9hk
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Ewwwwww

Oh God no....No....no.... No Dexter Writers.... Bad!

Thats more disturbing than any of the murders
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Dex: "I'll never let anything happen to you!"

Whelp... Deb's gonna die isn't she?
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https://youtu.be/AZpdWGJRd4E?t=25
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"I've got your God's wrath right HERE! BWHAHAHAHA" *Grabs Crotch*

Lol
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They're not the same thing but China is the closet thing to an evil nation right now
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pegusus123456 posted...

I think he was on S5.

I'm on Season 6

I was talking about the part where he stone cold drowned Nick, then went on a road tripped, fucked some girl for no reason, stole a gun for no reason, killed a pot farmer for no reason, blew off his sister and then was about to kill John Lithgow's son

The show suddenly started kicking ass

Then he changed his mind, went home and it got boring again :/

A shame they were onto something there
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What a twist!

Although how did Travis capture Atheist dude and hide the body while Dexter was in the elevator? He was stuck for like 100 seconds.
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"I want to be a better father to my son than you were for me.

Now shut up so I can kill this old man"
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lol @ the atheist being an upperclass brit

Because of course he fucking is
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60+ year old fat guy climbed out of a window, scaled a building and ran away?

1. I don't buy it

2. Dex just chase him. You're half his age, in shape and have a car. You lazy ass
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A shame, Imainarudy was way cooler than Harry

Rudy actually got shit done
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Travels across America to chase and kill someone important

Fails in that quest but kills some random hick in a motel along the way

Goes home

Replace kill with "fuck" and I think a lot of guys have been there Dexter
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Gobstoppers12 posted...

This is an awkward topic even for you, bro.

The guy says "Wanna know where it's not awkward? In the van full of candy. Get in it"
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StarReaper13 posted...

That's a will. That's completely different from a prenup.

A prenuptial agreement, antenuptial agreement, or premarital agreement (commonly referred to as a prenup), is a written contract entered into by a couple prior to marriage or a civil union that enables them to select and control many of the legal rights they acquire upon marrying, and what happens when their marriage eventually ends by death or divorce. Couples enter into a written prenuptial agreement to supersede many of the default marital laws that would otherwise apply in the event of divorce, such as the laws that govern the division of property and retirement benefits and savings, and the right to seek alimony (spousal support) with agreed-upon terms that provide certainty and clarify their marital rights.[1][2] A premarital agreement may also contain waivers of a surviving spouses right to claim an elective share of the estate of the deceased spouse

You're not one of those Redpill guys who think "Prenub" solely means "Thing that stops women from fucking you over" right?
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Fucking hell why was everyone shit talking this season? It's kicking ass.
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First Jonah! Then the world!
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Damn Imaginarudy is way more helpful than imaginary Harry
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Indy game devs must be internally screaming at the programmer who:

1. Makes video games that detailed byhimself, programmed and with his own artwork.

2. Gets a job as a police lab tech assistant because that helps him program video games
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"Debra Debra Debra, is she really worth it Dexter?"

No!

He should have killed her in season 1. She's been nothing but a miserable failure since

Glad Dexter's subconcious is aware of that.
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Well okay then

I guess Dexter is all suave and charismatic now..somehow....

Are all the women in the this show taking aphrodisiacs with their coffee?
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Imaginary Rudy is considerate enough to wear a seatbelt

I like that....

Is it an imaginary seatbelt or did Dexter put a seatbelt on nobody?
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Real Rudy was a lot more intelligent and cerebral

Imaginary Rudy is whiny and loudmouth

Dex's memory of his bro is a little insulting

Real Rudy from heaven be looking down like "WTF bro, I ain't like that."

And then Real Harry puts a hand on his shoulder like "Yeah.... Trust me I know.... "
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Rudy and Trinity?

We just need Lila and Random Cuban guy and we got the whole package baby!
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Oh hai Rudy
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Dexter with the real subtle kill there.

No one would have seen that
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I like that Bro Sam died like 3/4 hours after his dramatic speech to Dexter

Not during

That's a nice touch to dodge that trope.
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