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lol

AloneIBreak posted...

I picked God

bruh

CassandraCroft posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/0/AAfUmvAAEanW.jpg

With Lara Croft's weaponry I would be fine.

Yeah Adam would Fuck Lara up

Tom_Joad posted...

Unicron (from the Transformers franchise).

I'd be fine, because I'd kick his ass.

Doubt

C-zom posted...

Solid Snake.

GG

I mean like 2 guards arrested him in MGS

I don't know who Selena Gomez is

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Perfect for MGS4 fans then

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/2/AAZiH8AAEamS.jpg

YugiNoob posted...

Oof. Uber Eats makes the driver get a password from the person who made the order upon delivery which helps prevent this sort of stuff.

Most places do but a lot of delivery guys don't bother since the response is "I don't fucking know" half the time

Sorry to hear that dude

Just because you're not young doesn't mean you can't be happy

Do you have any hobbies or things you enjoy doing? Do you have a pet? Have you tried different foods you never had before?

Unknown781 posted...

It is and I doubt the haters will tell us what they think that's better than Breaking Bad

wut

The Wire and Sapranos fans live off sceaming how much better their show is than Breaking Bad...

Questionmarktarius posted...

Red Dwarf

I like you

orcus_snake posted...

It is but just one season of BCS does not top the entirety of BB even tho I never liked BB that much anyways, but the ebst of BCS comes deep into the series as we more udnerstand the main characters and their motivations which just one season is not going to do (much of) I do agree that it was less focused with the cartel stuff but my favorite scenes were never along with the cartel stuff (with some exceptions) it was the culmination of multiple threads that were stewing along seasons, like Jimmy scamming Chuck's insurance company or the guilt finally catching up to Kim at the bus for about 5 minutes and a soft elderly woman touch at the last second of it.

TBH season 1 of BB and BCS were my favorites <_<

I feel like both shows lost a little something in stakes once the crime drama got amped up. Saul and Walt really felt like they had a lot more to lose or gain in Season 1

Then as the show went on they were physically in danger but other than that the drama just seemed less personal

I mean it's not really a scam since you know what it is upfront

catfan2008 posted...

But Gus really just was one of the worst written characters I've come across.

Wut?

He's this mastermind who single handly keeps the most dangerous cartel out of New Mexico and then decides an amateur is a great partner

That partner makes Gus an absolute fortune and is about to die so will leave 0 loose ends

Of all the things in the show that's really not much of a reach. Especially compared to the stuff other people have mentioned, the blowing up Tucos office, plane crash, fugue state, etc.

Jupiter posted...

Why's it so popular all of a sudden?

It never really wasn't popular

Poorly posted...

Why gus frings knows there's a bomb under his car
Why skyler being constantly pain in the ass despite Walt trying his best to provide for his family
Why the Cartel didn't kill gus fring after so many red flag of him being the culprit of many death like Juan bolsa and the cousins.

You had me in the first sentence XD

HylianFox posted...

It's about a guy who was a teacher who gets cancer starts to make meth in his underwear to pay for his medical bills and becomes a drug lord.

I've pretty much got the gist of it.

And the gist of Lord of the Rings is 2 midgets going on a long walk.

You're missing out.

MICHALECOLE posted...

I thought of tucker Carlson

He's non fiction

I wouldn't call it objective but it's up there for sure. It's a serious contender for best show ever

HylianFox posted...

Never seen it

You're missing out.

catfan2008 posted...

no way
too many plotholes and way too much plot armor for a show that's supposed to be grounded in reality

I wouldn't call BB grounded in reality TBH, it's always been black comedy, I guess what people call "Hyper Reality."

I mean would you say Black Mirror is grounded in reality? The show hinges of a suspension of disbelief for drama

This wasn't in the biopic

Why?

That character is now furious at you and desperately trying to kill you with intense hatred.

The only thing standing in their way is the trio of Axel, Adam and Blaze from the Sega classic video game hit Streets of Rage who are actively trying to protect you.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/2/AAZiH8AAEab0.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
(BTW anyone who answers "Blaze" has failed at life)

I mean if he's president he's likely a sociopath so he'd probably put her down then brag that she was the best and biggest most dangerous monster ever since she is his daughter

I remember when Pelosi used press conference TV time as a negotiation chip

Trump is so embarrassing

Read That as Aunt May and was confused

ironman2009 posted...

Should put him behind the wheel of some 80s pick up and slam him into a wall at 50 mph. If he survives he can go about his days.

wut

It could be brilliant marketing

Anyone who pays for a blue checkmark is a shoe in for buying NFTs

Sufferedphoneix posted...

We had one that I joked about. Guy had 7 counts of dui but he was a literal midget so I joked he just couldn't see over the steering wheel. But alas he openly admitted he loved to drive drunk.

Think hew got 8 duis now

bruh

Irony posted...

Whoever made that image has never used a breathalyzer or used one like 30 years ago.

lol

Yikes

Questionmarktarius posted...

Protip:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/6/AAEhCpAAEaQ8.jpg

wut

electricbugs2 posted...

Speaking of Bruce, his channel is excellent. Highly recommend if youre into law, and/or rap music. Him and his son put in mad work.

I just can't get over how much he is a real life Saul Goodman

They are so God damn similar apart from the fact Bruce actually has a happy family life.

Irony posted...

Lame

Whatever judge allowed that should get life too imo

It was the Jury who decided the sentence

And he'll be 77 in 15 years. If he even survives that long

chrono625 posted...

not married, at least stick around for support then whatever happens you make that decision after. Not during. Its quite simple - youre able to make that decision but be prepared for the consequences.

But commitments happen when you agree to be in a relationship. Obviously marriage is a promise and vow, but if I was serious for two years with a partner and everything was great UNTIL they got sick and I decided to bounce then I cant complain if people call me out.

if he makes a recovery you tell him - hey while you were going through this ordeal, it took a huge toll on me and I dont believe Im the right person to be your partner in case it happens again.

Boom, done. You dont look like an asshole and you still supported your partner in a time of need.

and I said short while within the context of the guy in the story had stage 4 brain cancer which its a live or die scenario where many people dont live.

and unfortunately sickness and death is a part of everyones life. This woman couldnt handle the mental stress of being with someone who was dealing with cancer. I hope she stays single forever cause she admitted all she needs to about her potential commitment abilities.

This is legit unhinged

You believe women have to stay with men like their pets even if they are unhappy and miserable in the relationship?

And if they don't do that then they deserve to be single forever?

What is this? 1876?

Sure there's a case to be made if they are married or have children or have been together for decades and live together

But no you absolutely do not have to stay in a relationship that is harming both yourself and your partner because it's making you both miserable, tense, stresed and suffering out of perverted sense of "The Right Thing To Do"

You remind me so much of the Irish Couple from Father Ted:

https://youtu.be/yTn6c1NMxjM

That's not how healthy relationships work....

Basic communication is the most important thing of all

Yup

It's pretty common to have insurance companies cover payments for you

Funnily enough Amber Heard had an insurance company that was supposed to pay out to Depp but they sued Amber Heard claiming their agreement was void because Amber Heard lied to them and they won their lawsuit.

So now Amber Heard legit owes Depp $1,000,000 of her own money

Irony posted...

Good

Hopefully no parole

Parole in 15 years

It's the kind of thing I can imagine Nintendo Power doing

He has been to prison before for DWIs

AldousIsDead posted...

My right hand is permanently crippled from a drunk driver last year, and fuck this guy, just so we're clear, but life seems excessive.

I guess I need more context to know why that was appropriate.

Context is it's his 9th DWI

It's Texas so the Jury gets to decide his sentence, they decided on life.

In most states it's highly unlikely that a judge would have done the same.

He'll be up for Parole in 15 years but he's 62. So he'll be 77 years old if he even makes to his parole hearing

boxoto posted...

everyone has their limits, and she found hers.

I don't think she's a bad person, but she could have phrased that a little better.

This

I feel like people talking shit haven't experienced either

1. Relationships
2. Serious illness.

Have health condition
Lose all your money

https://youtu.be/T7Q_mThtK_E

Jesus

Everyone deserves a 2nd chance but how after so many arrests can someone not learn to stop fucking about?

epik_fail1 posted...

Ok. Main character is not an avatar, but all three games allow a same sex and straight options. Although prequel kinda show Chloe as lesbian so I am not sure if she is bi or lesbian

Chloe is bi

She's had boyfriends and writes about masturbating to men and women

You can't choose the avatar in Life Is Strange

You have to pay money to change her fucking shirt

epik_fail1 posted...

I find it interesting that they need to say that don't care over canon straight characters like Geralt or Tidus and Yuna

I mean Yuna flat out gives a girl an orgasm in FFX-2

radical_rhino posted...

No ones gonna complain about lesbian characters.

Wut?

Loads of people whine about it

I'd probably pay it just out of curiousity to see the wasteland that remained

CE would just be me and Error with Error insisting how this was change was brilliant, that Gamefaqs never had more traffic and how much of a genius SBAllen is before buying 7 more Gamefaqs T-shirt

https://youtu.be/kxZd6dreWzw

Man inflation is a real bitch

Blue_Popo posted...

No thanks. I domt want mcu professor x and magneto played by 60 year olds. Pick young guys and have them play the roles for a while

Wut

They're supposed to be wisened old men

Magneto's whole deal is being a holocaust survivor