Lurker > UnfairRepresent

"I'm not derailing the topic, I'm just refusing to contribute to the topic and posting over and over how I'm not talking to you."

Uhuh.

Im afraid I dont find this answer to be very satisfactory.

R1masher posted...

bOtHsIdEs

He's actually correct

Within 40 seconds it just becomes normal.

You haven't answered what your parents/their grandparents would think

They also drive on the left in Japan

MrToothHasYou posted...

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt before jumping to conclusions about them but is there a particular reason why you chose a picture of a non-binary person, specifically one who became a news story just a few days ago after becoming the target of transphobic vitriol, to portray as the son in your hypothetical?

No reason, it's just the image I had to hand.

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt but is there a particular reason why you're not answering the topic question and instead trying to derail it?

Kloe_Rinz posted...

you're always making topics like this about "gender role reversals". you've lied multiple times this topic

And still refusing to answer

Kloe_Rinz posted...

well thats a lie since you're asking for my answer for the 5th time

i would support both my children in both of these career choices if thats what they wanted to do

why did you ask me for my answer for the 5th time?

I have never asked this question before

And you ducked what your parents would think

C_da_Neptune posted...

Is this a stealth way to ask what CE's opinion of LGBTQ people is?

No?

Neither their sexuality nor gender identity came up.

Do you think girls who do sports are gay? O_o

Kloe_Rinz posted...

how many times do you need an answer?

once

rexcrk posted...

So how do you come up with these scenarios? Or is there like a source you get them from..?

https://youtu.be/R_bSzsvlg2M?t=4

And still refusing to answer

You're welcome to make your own topics if you don't like mine

But refusing to contribute to them while complaining that they exist to me just communicates that you're too much of a coward to give the question an honest answer.

Why the fuck does she want to upload it onto major sites and not paid sites?

That's pissing away money assuming she isn't ugly and fat

Your daughter grows up to be the second ever female NHL player in history when she is signed by The Minnesota Wild, scoring 4 goals in her debut against The Dallas Stars.

Meanwhile your son moves to Europe and is hired by Agent Provocateur in London. Modeling lingerie roughly the same time your daughter is performing on the rink.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/9/AAZiH8AAEY_5.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/x0qiXdW.jpeg

How would you react?
How do you think your parents (their grandparents) would react?

Nirvanas_Nox posted...

Cuz clearly that whole scene was staged.

wut

CassandraCroft posted...

The Star Trek: The Next Generation episode wasn't too bad either.

People forget but only like 15/20 mintues of that episode was Robin hood XD

You're at home one day playing your 3rd favorite video game when you hear strange sounds coming from your kitchen. Not wanting to pull a Prinicpal Skinner you decide to investigate.

When you do you discover that there's a sneaky thief in your kitchen with a sack full of your stuff. She's grabbed one of your saucepans and was about to shove it into her sack when she saw you.

Before you could spell your name she makes a beeline for your front door and zips right past you but trips and collides ass over teakettle into your wall.

Before you had a real chance to react to all that, there is a loud crash as the guy you hate the most in the world kicks down your door and bursts into your home. The guy you hate the most in the world points a gun at you and says "I should have done this a long time ago! I hope it hurts!"

Right as the guy you hate pulls the trigger, the thief has regained her bearings alittle and smashes the guy you hate in the back of the head with your saucepan. This causes the guy you hate the most in the world to jerk forward and makes his shot miss your face by inches, zip past you and leave a bullethole in your lightswitch.

The thief tries to tackle the guy you hate the most, causing them to drop the gun but they overpower her and push her back to the ground.

Now unarmed and bleeding from the saucepan shot, the guy you hate the most runs out of your now opened door and vanishes out of sight.

Now you're left standing over the thief who just tried to rob you but then saved your life. She's still dazed.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/6/AAZiH8AAD4Gs.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXAQNGUcTjs

Anyone here seen Maid Marrian and her Merry Men?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHVh-Ha7hPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOGv36JsZ8

Would be considered "woke" today

The plot was Robin Hood was a cowardly spoiled posh idiot who took all the credit and Maid Marrian was the actual hero (although she's kind of a bossy bitch)

Has a black guy and a midget pulling their weight in the gang.

They're not doing it to be funny (at least not solely) it's to avoid being demonitized

Saying "kill" or "Murdered" has gotten videos pulled and Youtube is inconsistent as fuck

I think Astralspiff recently had a video video demonitzed because the thumbnail contained Twitchchat in the bottom left corner and one of the chat lines said "Gung ho" and it was demonitized for saying "ho" in the first 15 seconds and thus violating profanity rules

He had photoshop the "ho" into a "no" and then it was fine.

It's a shitshow.

itachi15243 posted...

Does he at least keep his pants on?

No questions

Do I have to kick hard or will a tap suffice?

Has to be a hard kick with reasonable good faith effort on your part

FigureOfSpeech posted...

Can I do it remotely? Like I swing my foot wherever I am and he feels the impact as though I had kicked him directly?

No

inTaCtfuL posted...

Will a gentle kick be enough to qualify?

no

Your daughter's coming over for dinner to introduce you to her new boyfriend as they are getting serious and may be moving in together (although they are arguing about who will move in with who). She says they met at a party and she fell for him after he effortlessly beat up a group of Black Dragon thugs who harrased her.

"Oh here he comes now Daddy, I hope you made a big dinner because my Kahniewarney has quite the appetite."

Then your wife's jaw nearly hits the floor as the 7 foot tall, 400 pound giant of a man walks towards your home, carrying a Warhammer and making a thud with each step. He realizes he's carrying a skull in his other hand and effortlessly crushes it between his fingers saying "Opps, forgot I still had it."

He walks up to your front door, barely able to squeeze through it after your daughter opens it for him.

When your daughter told you her boyfriend wasn't around much because of his dayjob in Outworld, you assumed it was another town or company, not another realm. You also finally understand her "huge hammer" joke that previously flew over your head.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-15-2016/_z4PNb.gif

Your daughter sets up 2 seats for him at the table (he needs 2) but realizes no one has sat down because the two of you are staring at each other.

How do you react?
What do you do?

LeCh0nk posted...

Do I get to pick which CEman I kick in the balls?

No you don't get to choose

It's a specific perverted man who is paying you kick him in the balls and he doesn't like/answer questions. Especially ones like "Why are you dressed up like Peter Pan today?"

Looks like CE is on board

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Some people in the original game only triggered this when doing a suplex against one of the cultist in the castle.

There's something amusing about Ashley calling you a pervert after you save her from a mace weilding monk by giving him a suplex.

"It's not like that Ash!"

A weird guy is willing to pay you $8,000 a month in cash to kick him in the balls 4 times a week. Every week without fail. It has to be 4 different days. The days and times are negotiable.

https://i.imgur.com/86ax9mt.jpg

He doesn't want you to ask any questions.
Would you do it?

Nukazie posted...

if they had someone to overpower frieza, they'd be the frieza army conquering worlds

when broly

cjsdowg posted...

Every single sayian we run into is bloodthirsty and murderous

Tarble

Zikten posted...

Vegeta finishing off the rest of his race is something I never understood. If he cares so much about being the prince of all sayians, why didn't he want to keep the few remaining sayians alive? Even evil people usually I think would feel some sentiment to preserving their species. Its a lonely feeling to be the last of your species

Nappa is crippled and useless when Vegeta killed him
Goku is a pansy

He views them as disgraces to the race when he kills/tries to kill them. He has pride in Sayians because they're powerful bloodthirsty warriors.

To be fair a lot of the inspiration also came from the fact he made a game and everyone said the characters looked like creepy mascot outfits

So he ran with it

SilvosForever posted...

And then she notices the erection......

:O

I don't think a wife would be bothered by her husbands erection

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

They're located in Bath

They're worth 25 million

https://i.imgur.com/lqntbYl.jpg

Oh God, anti vaxxers infested the topic

TerraSeeker posted...

I just tell him that I've got a collection of good things on sale stranger. Then he is forced to take a look.

Hope you're wearing a coat

Painkillers are helping but I won't be better for weeks/months

i have no idea what that is XD

Dakimakura posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/3/AAe_4aAAESED.jpg

wut