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TopicIf you won the powerball would it solve all your problems?
Turducken
12/17/20 1:20:37 PM
#17
Sure, a handgun isn't that expensive.
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TopicFlorida Man is DEAD after a WINDOW fell on his NECK while trying to ROB a HOUSE.
Turducken
12/15/20 11:59:55 PM
#5
How the hell was a window trying to rob a house?!
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TopicHow many SIBLINGS do you have in the family Including YOURSELF????
Turducken
11/26/20 2:29:03 AM
#6
Why would you include yourself? You're not your own sibling.
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Topicif you were to die tomorrow, what would your biggest accomplishment be?
Turducken
11/25/20 2:31:34 AM
#21
Saving the Videogames Multiverse, saving billions upon billions of lives...even if most of them will never know it, and of course no one back here in the Regular Dimension will ever believe it.
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TopicWould you vote for AOC for president?
Turducken
11/06/20 10:52:33 AM
#13
She's already President...

of my HEART.
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Topic21 y/o Florida Kid pulls a GUN on a MAN after they said he had a SMALL PENIS!!!!
Turducken
11/05/20 11:44:37 PM
#3
Peace___Frog posted...
So you're telling me he definitely has a tiny penis

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Topic18 y/o Kid is SHOT DEAD by a HUNTER while watching the SUNSET with his GF!!!!
Turducken
10/29/20 12:06:10 AM
#2
Awful early for it, but that's a pretty heartwarming way to get murdered, I say. I'd take that over dying in bed in a pile of my own piss and shit in 60 years.
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TopicEarly voting or Election Day?
Turducken
10/27/20 8:37:26 PM
#9
Undecided.
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Topic15 y/o Tennessee Girl is BANNED from wearing this SHIRT to SCHOOL!! Is it Fair
Turducken
10/25/20 10:11:52 PM
#14
They should allow it under the caveat that anyone who wants to beat the shit out of her gets a free pass to do so.
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TopicWhat's up with all these little J-animes girls being Youtubers all of a sudden?
Turducken
10/24/20 8:59:30 PM
#17
So who has to get nuked to get rid of these marshmallow elastic monsters? There's still time!
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TopicWhat's up with all these little J-animes girls being Youtubers all of a sudden?
Turducken
10/24/20 5:11:18 PM
#1
A new era of creepiness begins...
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TopicWhy is The Internet always trying to shush people now?
Turducken
10/22/20 9:13:21 AM
#8
Steiner posted...
i should clarify, it's a bad joke and i'm sorry you read it, but i am still surprised

Oh, shush.
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TopicWhy is The Internet always trying to shush people now?
Turducken
10/22/20 3:44:53 AM
#1
Always always they say "He is shush", "that is shush".

Back in the fuckin' 50s here, Beav.
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TopicHow often do you vote in the Poll of the Day?
Turducken
10/19/20 8:30:15 PM
#6
I've voted in it literally once ever according to my one page, but I have no idea what actually managed to squeeze one out of me.
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TopicHow OLD were you when your Parents FINALLY let you Stay HOME ALONE????
Turducken
10/18/20 9:36:07 PM
#5
Well, not 'let', but the Christmas when I was 8 I got left home alone. There were these two guys that tried to keep breaking into my house, but luckily the neighbor that I thought was kinda scary actually turned out to be a very nice man and helped me out.
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TopicIndivisible is officially dead and high tier backers get nothing for their money
Turducken
10/12/20 10:38:08 AM
#31
It was dead before that 'update'. Said update being the guy who killed the game off desperately trying to convince people it was still kicking, which basically the entire rest of TOG (or what used to be them since they've clearly disbanded and have been for some time) called out as a crock of shit.

They released all the assets and whatnot that existed. It's deader than dead.
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TopicI've always seen the Trails games as a "b8" thing, ya know
Turducken
10/07/20 12:35:54 AM
#2
It looks like a J-animes.
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TopicResident Evil 1/2 live action movie cast
Turducken
10/06/20 11:21:10 PM
#13
Johnbobb posted...
Robbie Amell as Chris Redfield is an excellent choice

Yeah, I thought it wasn't at first, but my brain defaulted to RE5-era Mega Meat Chris. He looks pretty close to REmake Chris.
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TopicWhat's the most iconic "not important" piece of video game music?
Turducken
10/05/20 10:38:11 AM
#16
Leonhart4 posted...
The correct answer is 1-1 from Mario 1 and it's not even close unless you're saying it doesn't count because it became a theme for the series afterward.

Came to say this. Basically so iconic it went from not important to a theme.
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TopicDo you like this character? Day 1235: Oerba Dia Vanille (Final Fantasy XIII)
Turducken
10/04/20 4:12:01 PM
#27
Disqualified from possibility of being liked.
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TopicJapanese PS5 swapping X and O to match the rest of the world
Turducken
10/04/20 2:00:19 PM
#15
kevwaffles posted...
I think you can on PS4 now as well. It's just buried in accessibility or something. (And then it wouldn't match the prompts in games I think.)

Yeah, it doesn't change the prompts, and it's an overall button-switch (as in, not a game-by-game basis).
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TopicDo you think someone exists that is better than you at everything?
Turducken
10/04/20 1:03:53 AM
#28
Not a chance in hell.
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TopicMonster Hunter movie teaser
Turducken
10/03/20 4:10:42 PM
#17
What a piece of shit this'll be.
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TopicCoronavirus Topic 12 - Wishing all speedy recoveries this affects
Turducken
10/03/20 1:21:43 AM
#26
Waluigi1 posted...

Why was that post deleted?

Some coward marked it because they can't handle anyone wanting fat boy to die.
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TopicCoronavirus Topic 12 - Wishing all speedy recoveries this affects
Turducken
10/02/20 9:21:28 PM
#23
UltimaterializerX posted...
https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3zynw/twitter-says-you-cannot-tweet-that-you-hope-trump-dies-from-covid

When Twitter has better standards than you, you have drastically fucked up.

How's that better standards?
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TopicCoronavirus Topic 12 - Wishing all speedy recoveries this affects
Turducken
10/02/20 6:38:27 PM
#16
red13n posted...
Topic title: No, no we don't. I don't wish him death

I do. Let's go, Corona!
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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 325: Debating Leaving
Turducken
10/02/20 2:30:10 PM
#214
Suprak the Stud posted...
That wouldve been a great October surprise like twelve hours ago, but I feel like we already peaked.

Eh, we can go a little higher still.
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TopicOctober PS+ - Need for Speed: Payback and Vampyr
Turducken
09/30/20 1:16:40 PM
#4
Great. So glad I picked up Vampyr recently... Guess I should count myself lucky in this being the first time that's happened to me.
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Topic20 y/o EX-FEMALE COP is MARRYING a 50 y/o MAN!! Is She Hot????
Turducken
09/29/20 11:18:40 PM
#2
Is she an ex-female cop, or a female ex-cop? THIS IS IMPORTANT
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TopicCould you retire on $1,000,000?
Turducken
09/26/20 9:13:06 PM
#2
Could you stop making these topics for $1,000,000 (tax free)?
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TopicAre you PURE?? Take this test and Post your Results!!!!
Turducken
09/20/20 11:44:55 AM
#30
Do you know the term "blue balls"?

You heard it here, knowledge is impure.
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TopicHow did I not know the new Battletoads came out?
Turducken
08/21/20 11:50:14 PM
#8
Does it still have the romantic Battletoads music?
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TopicHow do you usually pay for stuff?
Turducken
08/21/20 11:15:51 PM
#13
Emotionally.
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TopicRobert Trump, Donald Trump's brother, is dead
Turducken
08/16/20 10:41:48 AM
#7
What's up with Interneters always wanting you to Imagine? Do you not know how to start a sentence yourself?
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TopicRobert Trump, Donald Trump's brother, is dead
Turducken
08/16/20 8:16:44 AM
#5
Ah, so close.
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TopicSo AT&T is kind of killing DC Comics.
Turducken
08/11/20 8:20:29 AM
#13
PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Yeah, I think Harley Quinn is on there now too, which is excellent please watch!

NO.
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TopicYoshinori Ono resigns from Capcom
Turducken
08/09/20 11:38:36 AM
#4
Oh, no!
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TopicNever settle
Turducken
08/04/20 6:36:26 PM
#2
You saying it's your only life is settling. Try reincarnation, loser.
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TopicWilford Brimley died.
Turducken
08/02/20 1:43:50 AM
#7
Quaker Oats

That Seinfeld episode with the postman dummy with a bucket on its head
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TopicMillionaire gets 6 MONTHS for trying to BUY his DAUGHTER to COLLEGE!! She Hot??.
Turducken
07/31/20 1:17:23 AM
#2
Isabelle looks kinda weird in those last few pics.
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Topic21 y/o Girl is HORRIFICALLY KILLED after a TRACTOR hit her at the BEACH!!!!
Turducken
07/31/20 1:15:54 AM
#2
I would've thought a Mercedes could outrun a tractor...
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TopicWhat is your favorite 'coffee table' book?
Turducken
07/19/20 9:26:51 PM
#4
That coffee table book Kramer made that turns into a coffee table.
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