Board 8 > Is the Peloton company trying to turn people INTO Pelotons...?

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Turducken 01/28/21 3:37:36 PM #1:	In all these ads on Hulu for it, the little video workout instructor is literally calling the bike user Peloton. "You've got this, Peloton!" "Just a bit more, Peloton!" It's absolutely horrifying and I half expect one of these ads to end with the owner transmogrifying into a second Peloton bike at the end; their terror-filled screams cutting off as they hunch over, limbs becoming wheels, back becoming a seat, head turning into the handlebars. Just another Peloton to be sold...another Peloton to be rode... --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE <cite>Turducken posted [p:950023794] in Is the Pel... [t:79265084]...</cite> <quote>In all these ads on Hulu for it, the little video workout instructor is literally calling the bike user Peloton. "You've got this, Peloton!" "Just a bit more, Peloton!" It's absolutely horrifying and I half expect one of these ads to end with the owner transmogrifying into a second Peloton bike at the end; their terror-filled screams cutting off as they hunch over, limbs becoming wheels, back becoming a seat, head turning into the handlebars. Just another Peloton to be sold...another Peloton to be rode...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yesmar_ 01/28/21 5:07:43 PM #2:	Peloton is the term for a pack of bicyclists in a race. --- Congrats on Advokaiser for winning the 2018 Guru Contest! Yesmar <cite>Yesmar_ posted [p:950026927] in Is the Pel... [t:79265084]...</cite> <quote>Peloton is the term for a pack of bicyclists in a race. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neonreaper 01/28/21 5:08:47 PM #3:	Rekt --- Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter? Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards. <cite>neonreaper posted [p:950026967] in Is the Pel... [t:79265084]...</cite> <quote>Rekt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagSEP 01/28/21 5:09:39 PM #4:	Awkward --- #SEP #Awesome #Excellent #Greatness #SteveNash #VitaminWater #SmellingLikeTheVault #Pigeon #Sexy #ActuallyAVeryIntelligentVelociraptor #Heel #CoolSpot #EndOfSig <cite>HashtagSEP posted [p:950026996] in Is the Pel... [t:79265084]...</cite> <quote>Awkward </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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