Lurker > SpawnShadow

Phantom_Nook posted...

if you look on r/con, clearly this is a joke/sarcasm that the idiot libs don't understand.

Until it's suddenly not a joke, by which point, it'll be too late to protect anyone from the fascist filth.

Zikten posted...

He betrayed their kindness. Why the hell did he have to kill her? Fuck that guy

Nazi scum like him just don't think. The only thing they ever do is inflict cruelty upon others, especially those who are naive, short-sighted, or just plain stupid enough to help them.

solosnake posted...

Probably a test for when Russia wants to actually start WW3. Probably shortly after Trump steals the election

Why would they attack America if Trump and his fascist pals steal the election, rather than wait for them to soften us up by running the country into the ground first, especially since the GQP are already in favor of letting Putin do whatever the fuck he wants? Attacking immediately would be about as pants-on-head stupid as when meth-head Hitler put his own country into a hopeless, two-front war by stabbing Stalin in the back.

Remind me again why this entire fucking fascist terrorist party isn't either being shot at or being shipped off to Guantanamo right now?

Garioshi posted...

The anti-life equation is a mathematical equation that proves the futility of life and, for Darkseid, is a tool of mass brainwashing.

I'm curious as to how the depression equation works for mass brainwashing. You'd think all that anyone who got exposed to that would do would be slitting their own wrists or something, not slaving away in service to the New God of Tyranny for all eternity.

Zikten posted...

It does seem like a massive missed opportunity by Putin

My guess is that Putin sees more value in foreign fascists staying behind in their own countries than in flooding his, so they can elect dictators who'll be too busy running said countries into the fucking dirt (or just straight-up not giving a shit what goes on in Eurasia) to bother doing anything to stop him as he forcibly reunites all of the ex-Warsaw Pact territory.

Unknown5uspect posted...

The entire fucking party needs to just collapse at this point

I'd like to hope that Donnie siphoning PAC and RNC cash to pay his legal bills will end up causing that, but the last several years of watching him and the GQP go full-fash without being sent to Gitmo for sedition and terrorism have left me rather jaded.

Dark_Arbron posted...

As an outsider, the USs love affair with fucking high school sports and coaches is baffling to me.

As an American myself, I completely agree. Sports are vastly overrated, and I don't get why we funnel more money toward that than toward our kids' educations, apart from possibly Republican politicians wanting to ensure future electoral success by depriving the generations to come of a proper education and giving them repeated brain damage.

40K, from everything I've heard of it, seems like the kind of universe where a supermassive black hole suddenly appearing and consuming everything would be more merciful than having to exist for even one day in there.

My contraceptive method is that I've never had a partner, nor have I ever had non-masturbatory sex.

Zikten posted...

It didn't work like they said it would, and the guy died in agony. Which is exactly what he was worried about and why he tried to have a different method used. Alabama denied him on the basis it wouldn't be painful. But it was.

At this point, they may as well just go back to hangings, electrocution, guillotines, firing squads, or just straight-up axe-to-the-neck decapitation by a big burly dude in a black mask. If the red states insist on continuing to have state-sanctioned murder, they should at the very least not waste taxpayers' money on experimental, overcomplicated bullshit that doesn't work at all like the lobbyists promised.

bluezero posted...

Well just remember, Amazon is a struggling company that needs money.

So much so that, apparently, they're moving their headquarters to Florida in order to mooch off of the government I mean take advantage of its lower corporate taxes.

I doubt he even knows who John Oliver is, much less has considered taking the deal. Thomas has bigger ambitions than just getting filthy stinking rich, such as destroying every single thing that ever made America great in its two centuries of existence.

It doesn't. In fact, if Sir Thomas More is to be believed, it could actually make crime worse, as per this excerpt from his book, Utopia:

I think putting thieves to death is not lawful; and it is plain and obvious that it is absurd and of ill consequence to the commonwealth that a thief and a murderer should be equally punished; for if a robber sees that his danger is the same if he is convicted of theft as if he were guilty of murder, this will naturally incite him to kill the person whom otherwise he would only have robbed; since, if the punishment is the same, there is more security, and less danger of discovery, when he that can best make it is put out of the way; so that terrifying thieves too much provokes them to cruelty.

I feel awful for the kids, but the parents got what they deserved, and I hope more right-wingers follow their lead just so they'll get the hell out of everybody else's hair.

Fucking Warner Bros., man.

No. Something that isn't born yet and something that's dead are both not alive, but to specifically be dead, it has to have previously lived, at least a little bit.

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You're probably going to feel sick from eating the same thing repeatedly long before the eggs negatively impact your health in any noticeable way.

Hell, at this point, I'm worried about tomorrow, let alone next year.

Capitalism

You're not fooling anyone here, Elon.

Well, that or a virus. Either one works.

CE_gonna_CE posted...

Ill never forgive the stingray that killed Irwin

You should. Steve would have.

I advise masking up, getting close to him, and then quickly unmasking to fake-cough and/or fake-sneeze directly onto him out of sheer spite.

DrizztLink posted...

From what?

From being smote by God, of course. It's a very "Why did you make Me smite you?" sort of thing, which tends to (unintentionally?) reflect the home lives of the kinds of people who want their religion to run the state.

If someone uses their third wish to set me free, do I have to return to being human like the Will Smith version of the Genie, or do I just get downgraded to "semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic" power like the Robin Williams/Dan Castellaneta/Jim Meskimen version of the Genie?

A more realistic depiction

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4617d374.jpg1

On the 32nd of Never, at Not Happening o'clock, Hallucinatory Standard Time.

DrizztLink posted...

We don't talk about Ultimate Hulk.

Got it. No more talking about the openly-murderous, cannibalistic super-"hero" that I am convinced is The One Below All's avatar in Earth-1610, despite replacing the gamma radiation with an attempted recreation of the Super Soldier Serum.

Just remember, anyone who applies for that would have to set foot in Texas, which is basically just West Florida at this point. It's not a land that's hospitable to human life.

No, mostly because I'm pretty sure that the Republicans and/or the Russian government are going to kill us all before anyone ever gets up there.

Number090684 posted...

Life in prison is usually a given for a heinous murder like this.

Usually, but with how much trans people are being demonized lately, I can easily see a politically-motivated judge showing leniency during sentencing or the charges being decreased from murder to manslaughter because of nonsense claims from the defense (as happened to Harvey Milk's killer, thanks to the original "Twinkie defense") as a result.

In the original Ultimate Marvel Universe, Hulk goes around completely naked all the time because he actually does rip Bruce's pants apart during the transformation.

No hanging out anywhere as a party except each others' houses, because doing so at school after class or at the mall or what have you is liable to get you charged with loitering and/or shot at by cops.

Depends on the game. Some DLC "bonuses" are only slightly better than starting equipment, if even that much. Others, like Persona 5 and Persona 5 Royal's DLC Personas, break any real challenge in the game like a twig by just how overpowered they are, on top of being able to summon them for no in-game money the first time around.

So, how long until they do the same with Dark Souls?

McSame_as_Bush posted...

I wonder if this will lead to protests or if Russia is too far gone.

Russia is so far gone by now, that I don't think even getting utterly destroyed in a nuclear war would fix what little of it would be left afterwards, though at least that would get them out of everybody's hair.

Here's the page for the Flash version (made functional via Ruffle), for you purists out there: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/frontfacing

Trump is 77 years old, he looks like he's in his late 80s, and he acts like a particularly bratty 2-year-old.

Biden is 81, but he's healthier than Mr. Hamberders by a country mile, both physically and mentally.

The former claim I believe, because I'm pretty sure that if Putin had attacked Ukraine in 2020, Trump would have let him do it and Ukraine would have been conquered quickly without any American aid.

The latter, I absolutely call bullshit on. Trump and Putin are clearly still in cahoots.

Stay there, then, and don't ever come back.

Shockingly, the GOP's current "policy" of "no policy except doing whatever Trump wants when he wants, including using campaign money to pay for his legal bills" isn't helping anyone in their ranks but Trump, while their stupid-ass culture war bullshit is simultaneously lighting a fire under Democrats' asses to get out the vote.

This is Hell, and you are the Devil.

Religious-indoctrination-focused home "schooling" should be grounds for immediate and irrevocable removal of custody from the parents. Any kid who's "taught" this nonsense instead of being given an actual education, once they turn 18, won't even be qualified to sell their own bodies on the street, much less mop floors or flip burgers.