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TopicStaring tomorrow I'm starting up FFT again. CE, give me your unit, please.
Smackems
03/22/21 3:46:36 AM
#255
Bad_Mojo posted...
I don't remember now, tbh, sorry

But I'm on Chapter 4 now and getting closer and close to the end game stuff. I plan on making more people, getting them up to Level, and then doing Deep Dungeon with other people
Lol it's cool. I like to think that i probably died like a weiner

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Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude
TopicStaring tomorrow I'm starting up FFT again. CE, give me your unit, please.
Smackems
03/22/21 3:34:50 AM
#253
Did I ever get born? Did i die

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Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude
TopicPets and animals general v1.1
Smackems
03/10/21 6:54:27 PM
#497


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Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude
TopicDrizztLink plays Jedi: Fallen Order: a Ginger AND a Jedi? Now that's just mean.
Smackems
02/26/21 6:53:07 PM
#99
DrizztLink posted...
Database of enemies: Darth Vader:

Tactical Guide:

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUN BITCH

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Well, we escaped and Cal filleted the Holocron so the overarching plot has accomplished very little.

Excellent game, even if I kept getting murdered by goddamn goats.
Glad you liked it. It was awesome to me

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicDrinking topic 48? NO fucks 2 GiVE!
Smackems
02/25/21 12:44:25 AM
#455
I have to tap "see all topics" to find this topic in the search bar after typing "drink" into it

Weird

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicRush Limbaugh has died.
Smackems
02/22/21 6:43:53 PM
#478
DrizztLink posted...
I don't like all the hate coming from the left over this man's death

But this made me giggle

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicAnyone else attracted to da penis but not da man, and wish females had a penis?
Smackems
02/21/21 7:54:58 PM
#23
EzeDoesIt posted...
Penises and vaginas are equally attractive imo.
Giners are beautiful love caverns

Weiners look like an ant eater got stung by a bee and dipped in horse shit flavor ass pudding

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topicthere are just waaaayyy too many sidequests in FFXV
Smackems
02/20/21 5:27:49 PM
#23
obsolete posted...
The game needs the side quests. The main quest gets thin in the later half of the game.
Second half is the best part tho

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topicthere are just waaaayyy too many sidequests in FFXV
Smackems
02/20/21 5:24:45 PM
#21
Ffxv is waaaaaaaay better when you ignore the side stuff

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic$100/person, but you'll turn into a hot girl and have sex with da hornly CEmen
Smackems
02/19/21 10:19:46 PM
#10
Choco posted...
i would rather die


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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicRat update: the white rat that survived pneumonia has a new buddy
Smackems
02/18/21 11:32:35 PM
#52
DarkRoast posted...
So I'm devastated, Smokey developed tachypnea yesterday afternoon and with a few hours progressed extremely fast. I could tell he wasn't going to make it through the night, and he was clearly very scared. Only a few months old.

So I literally stayed up all night, holding him to keep him warm and comfortable. But then he started gasping for air through his mouth, which to me looked a lot like agonal breathing (the final stages of respiratory collapse and sometimes cardiac arrest).

He completely went ballistic, fell out of my hands, started crawling around on the floor with his eyes bulging, and then curled up and stopped moving. It was absolutely horrifying to watch.

I don't know what virus this was, but only Ratney survived.

If I wasn't already used to seeing this sort of thing in the hospital, I would have been legitimately traumatized.
Really sorry to hear that, but it's great that you comforted them as much as possible

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicWelp, power is out
Smackems
02/18/21 9:07:51 PM
#221
Mine was out 30 hours earlier in the week. Came back on for bout a day, and now it's been off 28 hours

Yay

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicHoly fucking SHIT dat hot reddit chick's BF has allowed her to sell lewds again!
Smackems
02/18/21 9:00:38 PM
#46
She's not even hot

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicIs Skyward Sword the worst Zelda game of all time?
Smackems
02/18/21 8:36:02 PM
#29
I would place it like this for 3d zeldas BEFORE BotW

  1. TP
  2. OoT
  3. SS
  4. WW
  5. MM

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic8 hours no power. Phone dying. Saaave meee
Smackems
02/18/21 8:31:13 PM
#29
CableZL posted...
Options for the future:
1. Do you have a car with USB ports? If so, you can charge with that
2. If you have a car with no USB ports, one option is to get a car charger that plugs into the 12V outlet and has USB ports on it.
3. If you have a car with no USB ports, get a 12V to 110V inverter. Then you can use that to charge your phone in your car just like you would plug it into the wall in your home.
4. Get an external battery pack.
See I coulda done any of these, but I'm really, really lazy

I just take life as it comes, maaan

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicIce or electricity powers
Smackems
02/18/21 8:25:23 PM
#50
Electricity powers so i could fucking have some lights ffs

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic8 hours no power. Phone dying. Saaave meee
Smackems
02/18/21 8:21:17 PM
#26
mustachedmystic posted...
Right now I'm glad all my exes live in Texas.

Do you have a Louisiana woman?
When I was a teen I fooled around with one. Think I was like 13

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic8 hours no power. Phone dying. Saaave meee
Smackems
02/18/21 8:16:29 PM
#23
JBaLLEN66 posted...
People are making excuses for the poor infrastructure and houses because Dallas for example isn't used to cold temperatures which is a complete cop out. I've even heard one person say Dallas is meant to handle hurricanes not cold weather lmao.
Oh. Ok

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic8 hours no power. Phone dying. Saaave meee
Smackems
02/18/21 6:30:57 PM
#20
JBaLLEN66 posted...
I'm not attacking you, but the cold weather excuse is stupid. Houston has the only excuse because yes id rather be protected more from a cat 5 hurricane then a rare arctic blast, but seeing this **** about Dallas being not used to it, nahhhhh
Wat

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic8 hours no power. Phone dying. Saaave meee
Smackems
02/18/21 6:25:57 PM
#18
cjsdowg posted...
Remember if you are staying warm on Gas to watch out for CO, that is killing people.

https://weather.com/news/news/2021-02-16-winter-storm-uri-impacts-power-outages-boil-water

We don't see eye to eye all the time, but I am sad for you and wish you the best. I mean that.
Preciate ya

I have procured a power brick thing

Power has been off 25 hours, plus 30 hours earlier in the week for a grand total of 55 hours

It's not THAT cold though and road conditions have improved significantly since Tuesday so it's fine. Just boring

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic8 hours no power. Phone dying. Saaave meee
Smackems
02/18/21 1:41:11 AM
#11
Puglia77 posted...
Were you going somewhere with this because that was the worst state you could have said
Well, you se-

BLEAAARRHGG

That's my phone dying

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic8 hours no power. Phone dying. Saaave meee
Smackems
02/18/21 1:37:59 AM
#9
Arcanine2009 posted...
save your battery for emergencies dude.
I have another way for that

Goodbye cruel gfaqs smell ya later

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic8 hours no power. Phone dying. Saaave meee
Smackems
02/18/21 1:36:41 AM
#7
cjsdowg posted...
Are you some place warm ?
It's right at freezing and I have gas appliances

kingdrake2 posted...
yes it will. the magic word is "Fuck texas" they fucked infrastructure for the rest of us.
if they want to run own grid that's fine. needs to beef it up so it cant fail again.

BlackHorse6969 posted...
Texas is dumb
I live in Mississippi

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topic8 hours no power. Phone dying. Saaave meee
Smackems
02/18/21 1:30:31 AM
#1
Switch bout dead too

Gonna be a long night

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicI can faintly hear my neighbors screaming the n-word. Should I say anything?
Smackems
02/18/21 1:29:24 AM
#4
CoolMaskGuy posted...
If it's really loud/disturbing call the cops and make a noise complaint or something.

People will hate on me for saying that but if they're the type screaming the n-word super loud at night I doubt they are the kind of people who will respond nicely to a polite knock on the door asking them to tone it down.
Agree with this

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicRecommend Japanese names
Smackems
02/18/21 1:11:50 AM
#17
this one

https://youtu.be/ABC5TRSj9gE

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topichey don't even FUCKING talk to me unless you are at LEAST 300 lbs
Smackems
02/17/21 10:10:54 PM
#13
I'm bout tree fiddy

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicOmg... Power is out, its so dark... I cant find
Smackems
02/17/21 10:07:05 PM
#6
Lol peter may be a funnier word than weiner

Lmao.. Peter

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicOmg... Power is out, its so dark... I cant find
Smackems
02/17/21 10:05:31 PM
#4
Heartomaton posted...
I have it and I'm keeping it.
Give me back my weiner

Vicious_Dios posted...
Check the glove compartment.
There IS a weiner in there, but it's not mine

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicGame Freak is holding Pokemon back
Smackems
02/17/21 10:04:44 PM
#5
I agree with this whole topic

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicOmg... Power is out, its so dark... I cant find
Smackems
02/17/21 10:03:15 PM
#1
My weiner. So dark

Where could it be? I gotta pee

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopiciCarly is now on US Netflix
Smackems
02/17/21 9:04:22 PM
#20
Why do y'all... Nm

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicWhat would be the political ramifications of Alien first contact?
Smackems
02/17/21 9:01:28 PM
#4
Everyone would call the aliens bigots right away

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicHottest women's clothing?
Smackems
02/17/21 9:00:46 PM
#24
Plate harness

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicNinja Gaiden (reboot) VS Devil May Cry
Smackems
02/17/21 8:59:36 PM
#23
ModLogic posted...
A lot of NG bullshit is overlooked because OMG I BE NINJA .
I can't overlook the ng bs

I've always hated the camera and the stiff jumping

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicPortland Police defend trash
Smackems
02/17/21 8:58:16 PM
#29
Portland is a dumpster

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicIf Piccolo had curves he'd be Thiccolo
Smackems
02/17/21 8:48:28 PM
#7
If piccolo was into feathers he'd be tickle-o

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicIf Piccolo had curves he'd be Thiccolo
Smackems
02/17/21 8:47:32 PM
#4
If piccolo was a girl she'd be chickolo

Dammit shoulda read op

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicNinja Gaiden (reboot) VS Devil May Cry
Smackems
02/17/21 8:40:04 PM
#20
Bump. This is going like the MG vs RE poll

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicAre there any video games where the main antagonist is just a force of nature?
Smackems
02/17/21 8:32:25 PM
#22
Oh man thanks for the dnd campaign idea

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
Topicshe says, "the fuck are you looking at, you fugly-ass fuggo"
Smackems
02/17/21 8:29:07 PM
#12
Damn. Marriage

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicWhat orchestral excerpts did you practice today, CE?
Smackems
02/17/21 8:13:39 PM
#14
Kinda farted flight of the bumblebee

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicAll freedom should be free
Smackems
02/17/21 8:12:22 PM
#7
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
freedom costs $1.05
It costs folks like you and me

Got dammit I quoted the wrong fucker

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicSkyward Sword is one of my favorite Zeldas. Come at me
Smackems
02/17/21 7:13:10 PM
#12
Majoras Mask is one of my least favorites. Still like it tho

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicI picked up The Orange Box today for the PS3.
Smackems
02/17/21 7:09:08 PM
#4
Half Life 2 is one of the best games ever made. Hope you enjoy it

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicNinja gaiden master collection hype
Smackems
02/17/21 7:07:46 PM
#7
I bought black the other day, already have 2... May just get razors edge on 360 and pass on this

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicSkyward Sword is one of my favorite Zeldas. Come at me
Smackems
02/17/21 7:05:16 PM
#10
Bleuets posted...
You need to play more Zelda games.
I've played all of them

Favorite series

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicSkyward Sword is one of my favorite Zeldas. Come at me
Smackems
02/17/21 7:01:55 PM
#8
K181 posted...
Dear TC,

I disagree.

From,

K181
I don't think you can disagree with me saying it's one of my favorites lol

I know what you mean and it's ok

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicConservative Tramp Gina Carano makes FIRST APPEARANCE..Look at what she DID!!
Smackems
02/17/21 7:00:59 PM
#2
Would bang

Didn't read any of that

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Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude
TopicSkyward Sword is one of my favorite Zeldas. Come at me
Smackems
02/17/21 6:59:46 PM
#4
lilORANG posted...
Why would I come at someone who clearly doesn't shower?
Eh..???

I mean I could shower if I wanted to. I like my stank

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