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Topic	My wife is applying for MAID (Medical assistance in death).
Smackems 10/25/22 12:31:40 AM #128	Don't really have much different to what I said earlier in this topic, just wanted to let ya know I still feel for y'all --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	That moderation I got was completely unfair. >_>
Smackems 10/08/22 2:02:13 PM #89	Trumble posted... @Smackems https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/9/AAe-HEAADwbB.png Fuckin lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/05/22 2:11:42 PM #493	I haven't actually really started it lol. I got off the train and into the police station. Far as I've gotten --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/05/22 12:23:36 PM #491	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/6/AAZOwTAADv2Q.jpg I bes at the spital --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/05/22 12:10:41 AM #487	Whelp my switch dock won't stop flashing green when the switch is in --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/04/22 11:54:09 PM #482	If you're counting calories that's a pretty hefty sum --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Bros Has 97% Rating On Rotten Tomatoes
Smackems 10/04/22 11:51:27 PM #24	Where's Seth Rogan --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/04/22 11:48:17 PM #478	I, too, am schooled in my poison. S. --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/04/22 11:45:08 PM #475	Questionmarktarius posted... Ethanol is about 450% calories, regardless of how you get it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acetyl-CoA Why do you know that --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/04/22 11:34:40 PM #471	Canuck Where's that ASS SUSHI bb 20 dolla --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/04/22 9:22:36 PM #462	2x wine --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/04/22 9:17:04 PM #460	Like --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/04/22 9:02:16 PM #457	Canuck is right Buy a damn air fryer --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/04/22 5:34:06 PM #449	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I hear good things about air fryers but if theyre so great why do we stilll have traditional fryers? Because traditional still tastes better --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/03/22 11:32:36 PM #439	CanuckCowboy posted... Dawn? Man I wish I could sleep till sun up. I'm used to getting up later but I have to stay up later too --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/03/22 10:44:16 PM #436	Good ol Dammit I gotta be up at the crack of dawn Good ol Dawn --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/03/22 2:36:37 AM #432	I got BIT --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/02/22 7:03:18 PM #430	Very nice of you --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/02/22 2:43:11 PM #420	I gotta go meet my sister to get my mom. She's had her the last two weeks, the last 4 days they were in the mountains in Georgia --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/02/22 1:33:19 AM #415	Cake --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/02/22 12:42:44 AM #413	Yeah and I'm paying them --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/01/22 6:57:48 PM #397	FigureOfSpeech posted... I don't entirely remember. I was chillin with one of the several "up the street neighbor" buddies of mine (all live in the same building and often drink and/or smoke outside so when I pass by, I at the least say hi and sometimes chill and drink/smoke with them. It seems like everyone who lives there has issues, and there were a bunch who later showed up and there were like 2 conversations happening at the same time and I was high as fuck but basically this older drunk chick was ranting and talking to some other chick who used to live there but didn't anymore, and I was just sitting there talking to my neighbor drinking buddy and this other chick (younger than everyone else, like mid 20s) was kinda between conversations and I just could not follow everything that was going on. I don't really know any of these people well. All of the women I've only met like once or twice and always when I'm at least a little bit fucked up. And it was just like... surreal because I was kinda pinballing between 2 separate conversations at the same time but in context, everyone was like talking shit about everyone else because they all know each other and I don't really know any of them so I couldn't really figure out what was going on and I was too stoned and one of the older women was throwing around the n word and apparently had several seizures earlier when I was walking to the liquor store to buy her cigarettes because she didn't have her ID so they wouldn't sell to her even though she's clearly in her 50s and the whole thing felt like a lucid dream scenario and I had been just been talking with the other dude there about lucid dreams earlier and he had told me a story about one time he was so wasted he was insisting that he was lucid dreaming and not awake when he was hanging out with another of his buddies who had the same name as me and that story reminded me of what was going on right in that moment so I was like internally freaking out a little bit and it was all just like compound layers of "what the actual fuck is going on right now?" That's the most I can remember. Woah --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/01/22 1:44:39 PM #390	My day was GONNA be great till I bled out my ass --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 10/01/22 1:07:34 PM #387	CanuckCowboy posted... Holy fuck is this ever one of those days. I fuckin hate my life right about now. Sorry bud. Know the feeling --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/01/22 1:02:41 PM #385	BlazinBlue88 posted... Fully plan on playing those two. Honestly I've never even played FF7 before. I only had a handful of ps1 games for my ps2 so I'm pretty behind on the system. Ff7 is my favorite game period.. and so is the remake Questionmarktarius posted... Fuckin' Discord... "what should we call you?" so... I enter my username, right? "here's a captcha! - now enter your birthday" hold on, I'm trying to log in, how do I get out of this... discord.com/login "enter your birthday" oh goddammit, 1/1/1890 it is. "here's a captcha!" fuck! "claim your account!" where's the goddamn logout? "here's the actual login screen you wanted this whole time!" fucking finally! "here's a captcha!" fuck! "you've logged in from somewhere new! check your email!" oh goddammit "log in again, just because!" okay, fine. "here's a captcha!" Discord is mostly Johnny and I berating each other but we absolutely welcome ya --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 10/01/22 1:00:46 PM #384	Eat_More_Beef posted... Nice. You should scope out Brigandine if you can ever find it. That was my jam back in the day. My sister was asking me about the remake the other day. I told her I'd just to for fire emblem 3h because I didn't know about it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 09/30/22 8:45:31 PM #352	I'm telling the fed --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 09/30/22 8:00:57 PM #350	You look good in it. It fits your dodo personality --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Smackems 09/30/22 8:00:03 PM #348	FigureOfSpeech posted... spelled correctly, just it's one word instead of two also, never heard of that game but it would be funny if a porn parody game called Kingdom Cum was made based on it lol I bet there was It's a medieval rpg that focuses on realism. Like how arms and armor are used is real close to how it was actually used. No fantasy. Based in bohemia. I thought it was great but once you get full plate it becomes a breeze and it was extremely buggy at release. It's better now --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Smackems 09/30/22 7:28:25 PM #345	Kingdom Come had Muslim slurs in it just non chalantly (?) I was like daaaaamn --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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