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TopicGregShmedley is in PURGATORY
Smackems
02/17/22 11:58:29 PM
#12
It's not that rules to just follow the hard

....DAMMIT

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TopicA guy is experiencing time in reverse.
Smackems
02/17/22 11:37:37 PM
#11
He vomits and then drinks

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TopicKarol G shows her bare BUTT, her BF left her
Smackems
02/17/22 9:33:58 PM
#16
What_ posted...
Nobody knows who this is or what this is nor does anybody care

DrizztLink posted...
That would have been the only saving grace for this topic, and you ruined it.


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TopicWhat's so hard about putting the other Fire Emblem games on the f'n Switch?
Smackems
02/17/22 9:32:41 PM
#2
Please understand

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TopicI need a good joke really quickly
Smackems
02/17/22 8:52:06 PM
#23
Heartomaton posted...
My love life.

Da-dum-tssh.
He wanted something funny not something depressing

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TopicThe AP: it's Democrats' fault that rural Republicans hate them
Smackems
02/17/22 8:37:57 PM
#29
They're both insufferable and annoying

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TopicWould you get in this Uber?
Smackems
02/17/22 8:22:56 PM
#12
For what? She gonna fuck me? Or would she expect more from me because she's a weirdo in her underwear?

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TopicSo, I just saw Young Frankenstein for the first time. *Spoilers?*
Smackems
02/17/22 8:16:08 PM
#6
HylianFox posted...
Abby Normal
Lol such a good one

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 8:06:29 PM
#45
Prestoff posted...
Your shit post topic made me laugh, thanks I needed that lol.
You're welcome. It amused me too

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TopicWhat should I watch next
Smackems
02/17/22 7:44:59 PM
#3
A gif of a penis floppin hither and fro

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 7:34:30 PM
#42
TMOG posted...
So they can have Stands, duh
Stands

More like

Falls

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 7:28:42 PM
#39
TMOG posted...
A couple common reasons for this are to make themselves into less of a celebrity and more of a symbol, and also to establish and maintain a secret identity so the villains they fight don't target their loved ones in retaliation
But why do they look so stupid and wear underwear and spandex

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 7:27:00 PM
#37
Yes I'm a master baiter

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 7:04:48 PM
#34
Wouldn't Kirby murder everything

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 7:04:04 PM
#32
Prestoff posted...
Bravo

lol
I can't believe some people took that seriously

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 7:03:04 PM
#30
Seaman_Prime posted...
What anime team would be a good match for the Avengers?
im thinking :
Yugi vs Dr. Strange
Naruto (pre-Shippuden) vs Spider Man
Goku (Saiyan Saga) vs Captain Marvel
Luffy (pre Timeskip) vs Hulk
Gundam vs Iron Man
Yusuke (post Genkai training) vs Captain America
Ichigo (no bankai) vs Thor
Hell I dunno I know little about either

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 7:02:04 PM
#28
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
This is some true trolling right here.
Check out my theoretical degree in physics topic for true trolling. I was proud of myself

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TopicWhat's up with people calling Machete "Mapchete" lately?
Smackems
02/17/22 6:47:07 PM
#17
segasaturn posted...
You remembered just now?

Smackems posted...
Pm me a short version


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TopicFuck cheese.
Smackems
02/17/22 6:46:03 PM
#12
Heartomaton posted...
I have.
Swiss

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TopicThere's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off
Smackems
02/17/22 6:45:05 PM
#20
DrizztLink posted...
Take fiber until all fluid in your body is concentrated in your colon.

Shit.

ascend
Done that, boring

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TopicWhat's up with people calling Machete "Mapchete" lately?
Smackems
02/17/22 6:43:57 PM
#13
OVERGOATED posted...
Oh it's about that old story. I'll close this when I get a chance
Pm me a short version

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TopicThere's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off
Smackems
02/17/22 6:42:56 PM
#18
MabusIncarnate posted...
Just shit out a couple pints
I've been taking too much fiber, but you're right. I should do a drip poo

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TopicThere's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off
Smackems
02/17/22 6:41:13 PM
#15
DrizztLink posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/5/AABUaRAAC8FH.jpg
tell me more
Wtf is that shit on his mouth IT'S PISSING ME OFF

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TopicThere's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off
Smackems
02/17/22 6:40:44 PM
#14
Kombucha posted...
Blood is definitely overrated. Down with the blood bags! Join the robot overlords.
Oh I fucking wish

AltyMcAltface posted...
donate some of it
Will they take it if it has drugs in it

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TopicThere's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off
Smackems
02/17/22 6:38:49 PM
#8
Heartomaton posted...
I mean I could take some with me when I go, if you'd like.
I don't have a to go box

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TopicWhat's up with people calling Machete "Mapchete" lately?
Smackems
02/17/22 6:37:43 PM
#10
I've seen it 0 times

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TopicThere's so much god damn blood in me and it pisses me off
Smackems
02/17/22 6:35:46 PM
#1
Why do I need this shit it doesn't even do anything other than make that stupid piece of shit in my chest go bump bump and annoy the fuck out of me

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 6:33:38 PM
#21
YugiNoob posted...
Soup = shit
Ftfy

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 6:26:22 PM
#16
MabusIncarnate posted...
Mods lock this topic and punish Smackems severely
Why don't you punish me ddy ;)

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 5:36:15 PM
#8
Flauros posted...
Which does this fall under?

https://youtu.be/82-25SPLjmw
Dont got enough battery to watch it but I assume it's better than superhero shit

Heartomaton posted...
Superhero shit > Smackems shit
I got the best SHIT

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 5:33:20 PM
#5
Mashing R1's shit > superhero shit

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 5:30:17 PM
#3
Heartomaton's SHIT > superhero shit

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TopicKevin Feige now claiming no plans for more Avengers movies
Smackems
02/17/22 5:29:09 PM
#10
Can we move on from superheroes yet

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TopicWeeb shit > superhero shit
Smackems
02/17/22 5:28:25 PM
#1
Hell, rom com shit is better than superhero shit

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TopicIs shrimp fried rice your favorite kind?
Smackems
02/17/22 5:26:16 PM
#27
I prefer horse and diarrhea. It'd taste better than that crap

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TopicWhat's happened on this site in the past few months?
Smackems
02/17/22 5:19:03 PM
#5
Trickfinger posted...
Real replies please. i'm a vet
Can you help my lizard

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 5:08:16 PM
#52
Garioshi posted...
I have an actual degree in physics
Waaaaaaa

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:52:09 PM
#50
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Well. That's just, like... Your opinion, man

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:47:26 PM
#45
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I could but you couldn't handle it

SydneySweenHero posted...
So you don't have a degree in physics? lol
>_>

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Well then there's your answer

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:40:17 PM
#41
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Depends on if you observe it

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:37:11 PM
#38
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Nah they're frauds

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:35:01 PM
#36
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Ask a shorter question

FLOUR posted...
Just curious which college level math courses you needed for your degree.
Cant disclose that information. The NCR has all that

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:26:38 PM
#33
MabusIncarnate posted...
If you fart in a black hole can you smell it from Uranus?
Depends on if you brought Uranus

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:25:42 PM
#31
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

No I'm super involved bro

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:23:53 PM
#28
teep_ posted...
did the NCR say 'welcome aboard!'?
Pls don't mention me around them

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:23:10 PM
#27
SocialistGamer posted...
Can you build a time machine for me? Ill pay you in with some of the lotto winnings.
Yes

bladegash posted...
Why havent we built the holodeck from star trek yet
Can't figure out how to do porn in it yet

Machete posted...
Can I use quantum mechanics to make my dick even bigger, and if so, how?
No you fucked

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Tldr

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TopicI have a theoretical degree in physics. AMA about quantum mechanics
Smackems
02/17/22 4:15:40 PM
#21
Bump for science

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TopicHow does Jeff Bezos find the time to lift weights?
Smackems
02/17/22 3:49:36 PM
#3
https://youtu.be/lI5w2QwdYik

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