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Topic	I'm envious of this guy that married his waifu for real
Smackems 04/10/24 12:21:20 PM #67	Pathetic af --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 11:56:12 AM #23	Southernfatman posted... Shit. You ok? I'm good bruv. They extended it to 11. This is just gonna be an all day thing I guess I'm still working. Fuck it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I've started playing FF7 Remake
Smackems 04/10/24 11:49:56 AM #9	MrMojoRising posted... They tried to go full action in 16, which I liked. But it lacked the depth it needed be truly great. BuT yOu DiDn'T uSe ThE dOg RiGhT It was boring and no amount of using that dog was gonna make it much better Also all there was to the game was combat and some talking to people. The crafting sucked. The exploration sucked. The story wasn't good enough pull it along Idk why I even stayed with it and beat it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I've started playing FF7 Remake
Smackems 04/10/24 11:46:58 AM #8	IceCreamOnStero posted... Why didn't they just copy this combat for 16? This is so much better You ask good questions --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 10:56:28 AM #21	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e32be292.jpg --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 10:49:59 AM #20	Were_Wyrm posted... We used to get weather like that, now all we get is drought. We had that last year I recorded my fuzzies being in the closet with me but idk how to post them They were cute af --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 10:45:19 AM #18	Southernfatman posted... I'm fine and you're not annoying me at all. Thanks for asking and glad to hear you're good. We're not getting it as bad as y'all are. Stay safe. You too bud We will be getting warnings all day Were_Wyrm posted... Lucky Why? I'm trying to work through it with my job --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ask me anything about cats or kittens
Smackems 04/10/24 10:29:45 AM #16	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f799f4cd.jpg --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 10:24:59 AM #14	It's fuckin bad I have survived thus far @southernfatman All good your way? If me @ ing you is annoying let me know and I'll stop --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Is being more or less attracted to certain races being racist?
Smackems 04/10/24 10:22:31 AM #107	This hasn't become the worst topic... Yet I expected it to be a shit show by now As for me, I have no preference about race. I just like WOMERNS in general --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Post pictures that describe you
Smackems 04/10/24 10:07:11 AM #11	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/212fb833.jpg --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 9:53:35 AM #13	Currently under a warning until 9:30 central am I've been working from home and doc was laughing and said "that's fuckin crazy, put the laptop down and come back later go get in a closet" So I got myself and 3 dogs into a closet Power is flickering and phone randomly losing service This is it gents! This is what we play for! YEEHAAAW --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 9:05:50 AM #11	Southernfatman posted... Up here we're getting a little bit of the strong stuff. Mostly just rain rain rain rain and rain. Ok, Hunchback of Notre Dame, but you also got your quarter back and half back of Notre Dame. It's interesting the coincidence. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4908593b.jpg I'm in that red shit Stay safe --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Post pictures that describe you
Smackems 04/10/24 9:03:56 AM #4	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/31975c21.jpg --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 9:02:22 AM #9	superben posted... I am also under a tornado warning. You know Quasimodo predicted all this Did he store the air in his hump --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 9:02:05 AM #8	pikakaeru posted... could be worse Alright. Hope it gets better, whatever it may be --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 9:00:02 AM #5	pikakaeru posted... cry about it Hmm You ok? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I have a real love/hate relationship with Classical music.
Smackems 04/10/24 8:59:32 AM #7	There are huge parts of classical songs that are boring, LONG buildup, and then the good stuff which lasts 1/4 the amount of time the boring shit did There's my professional opinion --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 8:57:54 AM #3	I'd rather it not --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Super severe weather this morning
Smackems 04/10/24 8:35:46 AM #1	Tornaders n shit YEEHAW --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	One building in China is home to 20,000 people
Smackems 04/10/24 8:04:48 AM #11	Hellish --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I COULD just play the first Dragon's Dog...QUESTION
Smackems 04/10/24 7:54:34 AM #17	viewmaster_pi posted... i would personally not fuck with the sequel and just enjoy what you haven't done in the first one Not a bad idea --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Is I heard you like mudkip the first meme to ever exist in human history?
Smackems 04/09/24 11:03:30 PM #20	coolguyjimmy posted... Isn't religion itself a meme? Atheism is for sure --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	POV cat fight compilation
Smackems 04/09/24 9:40:22 PM #2	No --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Do you have a gimmick?
Smackems 04/09/24 9:38:51 PM #29	Both sides --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Joker 2 trailer debut tonight
Smackems 04/09/24 9:38:24 PM #19	Prismsblade posted... For casuals audiences perhaps but stand alone universes have always been fairly common in DC/Marvel. Whatever floats peoples' boats I guess --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	WARNING!!! You will blush upon seeing this video
Smackems 04/09/24 9:37:32 PM #5	Them elbows pointy'r'n shit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ah yes. The apolitical Helldivers 2
Smackems 04/09/24 9:34:04 PM #22	Idk what's even is here --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	There are fuckin SIXTEEN year olds driving
Smackems 04/09/24 9:33:36 PM #77	deoxxys posted... Sounds pretty consistent to me. They're already drinking, smoking, fucking, murdering, driving isn't that much different other than that's the only legal thing they can do. They may even be on gamefaqs What if they're in this topic? Spooky --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Joker 2 trailer debut tonight
Smackems 04/09/24 9:29:48 PM #11	Prismsblade posted... No, its set in its own universe and has no connection with either the batman, nor the DCU continuity. It's so weird Like clearly this is what dc should have started their new Batman shit with, but it's its own thing. So weird Also weird that they even made it joker in the first place. Why not make this its own universe with an original character? If there's nothing else tying it to batman, what does it even matter that he's the joker? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	There are fuckin SIXTEEN year olds driving
Smackems 04/09/24 9:27:21 PM #74	Kradek posted... Well, sorry that happened to you and that you are your own poster child for hating against younger drivers. Obviously I can't mitigate your own personal anecdote to yourself, however what I can do is assure you that they're not all as terrible as you were. Hope that helps. Oh I was fuckin awful Btw this topic was just shit posting --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Joker 2 trailer debut tonight
Smackems 04/09/24 9:23:16 PM #7	I honestly don't get it. Is this supposed to be in continuity with Batman? In the first movie ~~wasn't Batman a child? How does that work into things when by the time he's an adult, joker and Harley are geriatric?~~ Is this just supposed to forever be its own thing just following joker? The first movie was ok, I didn't get the hype --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Lmao.
Smackems 04/09/24 9:17:48 PM #6	Irony posted... Also I live in Tennessee Ah. Rich man's Mississippi --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	There are a lot of women on the Stellar Blade development team
Smackems 04/09/24 9:13:48 PM #35	MarthGoomba posted... Volunteer to be scanned Some people here really think they're the kings of gotcha's lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Are there any games revolved around this one aspect in Fable?
Smackems 04/09/24 7:06:00 PM #2	Just do it irl --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	These are "virginity statistics" according to Open AI
Smackems 04/09/24 6:43:31 PM #85	Bully me pls --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	High Calorie Woman knocks herself out in MMA match
Smackems 04/09/24 6:05:31 PM #82	InTheEyesOfFire posted... Big fighter rolled a nat 1 to smaller fighter, who clearly prepared a reaction. "I wanna use my reaction to move to the right a little when she charges me" --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I try not to make controversial topics, but I have to say something.
Smackems 04/09/24 6:01:26 PM #8	He's literally called the menace Not Dennis the elder helper --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I COULD just play the first Dragon's Dog...QUESTION
Smackems 04/09/24 6:00:28 PM #13	Trying to decide if I do actually wanna pull this out the ol dust bin That part of the mid game where everything is easy AF and the enemies don't change for like 30% of the game and die in like two hits. I remember it well --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I COULD just play the first Dragon's Dog...QUESTION
Smackems 04/09/24 5:50:11 PM #10	DrizztLink posted... It doesn't really have killing requirements WITH THE EXCEPTION OF three "floor" bosses that you have to beat to continue. Like no "kill 10 Harpies to make the magic barrier drop" sort of thing, and you can Meep Meep past anyone who isn't a required boss. The first safe room is a good example, it's got a couple basic enemies and a bunch of doors spread around, some of which just lead into a side room with loot and a boss. Some doors are locked, some aren't. It absolutely has the best items in the game, including rings that let you use the strongest versions of individual skills. Thank you. My question has been answered satisfactor..ily... Why do you remember this dungeon so well --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	There are fuckin SIXTEEN year olds driving
Smackems 04/09/24 5:48:31 PM #69	Kradek posted... You are most welcomed. So, when did you start driving? 15 Very illegally. I had outstanding tickets in multiple counties and didn't get my licence till 18 --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	There are fuckin SIXTEEN year olds driving
Smackems 04/09/24 5:47:33 PM #67	Shouldn't the 90 year olds be car wizards then --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Am I an Alien/Spider user poster to you!
Smackems 04/09/24 5:46:37 PM #14	Oh her Her voice acting kinda sucked. She didn't have a personality either --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I COULD just play the first Dragon's Dog...QUESTION
Smackems 04/09/24 5:44:39 PM #8	DrizztLink posted... It's a "descend through several levels with periodic checkpoints and shortcuts" sort of thing. Couple of branching paths (I think) but mostly a straight shot. It's got the best items and the hardest enemies, then you can do it again after the first successful attempt for the second version (harder enemies, different final boss). It's not a straight up boss rush but you'll deal with a lot of unpleasant enemies. Including but not limited to a 30 meter tall BDSM Cyclops, "We Have Beholders At Home," and straight up fuckin' Death himself. Any "kill the mobs of this enemy" rooms or was it all bosses I'm trying to decide how much I care about it I don't really know why, either --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ringleader of global monkey torture network facing charges
Smackems 04/09/24 5:43:24 PM #11	Crimson_Corsair posted... Animal cruelty should carry the death penalty tbh. Also, super disappointed to see him wearing a Catepillar shirt. Right wingers fuckin love apparel with machinery brands on them --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ringleader of global monkey torture network facing charges
Smackems 04/09/24 5:42:39 PM #10	Prestoff posted... Like...why is there a market for this type of shit? Why wouldn't there be? Particularly on that side of the fence, a lot of people couldn't give less of a shit about animal suffering --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	There are fuckin SIXTEEN year olds driving
Smackems 04/09/24 5:41:06 PM #64	Kradek posted... You don't get more experience as a driver by not driving. Someone who starts at 16 has 2 more years of experience than someone who starts at 18. Also, I started at 16 myself, when did you start, 25 or what? But your fearmongering over the youngins being independent now that you no longer are one is noted. I love being noted Ty! --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I COULD just play the first Dragon's Dog...QUESTION
Smackems 04/09/24 5:40:04 PM #4	Kaiganeer posted... it was a repeatable dungeon with a bunch of rng loot bullshit I remember it being dungeony but mostly boss fighty --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ringleader of global monkey torture network facing charges
Smackems 04/09/24 5:37:38 PM #4	Again can't say what I'd actually like to say here It's a shame that animal cruelty carries such a wuss ass penalty, too --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Am I an Alien/Spider user poster to you!
Smackems 04/09/24 5:35:30 PM #7	I don't know what you're talking about 70% of the time but you seem harmless --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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