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Topic	Make ya girl orgasm even if she on her period
Smackems 03/06/23 3:39:25 PM #3	It ain't like she bleeding from her clit fellas --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Getting fat? Just say no!
Smackems 03/06/23 3:38:33 PM #9	lennethsoki posted... "Consent" in this case means "being a fat, disgusting individual with no self control or discipline." Probably blame everything else for why they're fat and not the exercise they don't engage in, their "no free time to do what I want" despite spending 2+ hours a day online, or the little debbies they keep shoving in their mouths. Probably believe "big boned" is a thing too lmao Someone doesn't understand addiction --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Make ya girl orgasm even if she on her period
Smackems 03/06/23 3:37:32 PM #1	Ffs jus a little blood you'll be ok. She needs to cum too --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	How could anyone afford a fucking house these days
Smackems 03/06/23 2:43:55 PM #42	Mine was given to me Well I have to take care of the previous owner the rest of her life but yeah --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Whats the longest youve gone without deeding in memory?
Smackems 03/06/23 1:39:52 AM #9	Couple weeks. I do that a lot --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Oh hill yeah
Smackems 03/06/23 1:34:32 AM #1	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/9/AAZOwTAAEP1L.png These ads man --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Check THIS out
Smackems 03/05/23 11:16:14 PM #9	Johnny_Nutcase posted... That can't be Paco can it? It is MrResetti posted... Stop feeding wildlife No --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Check THIS out
Smackems 03/05/23 10:29:55 PM #1	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/1/AAZOwTAAEPzp.jpg @Ruvan22 --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What's the verdict of High On Life?
Smackems 03/05/23 10:28:36 PM #6	It's ok --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	The United States Post Office
Smackems 03/05/23 10:28:00 PM #3	VampireCoyote posted... department of mailing letters Department of fuckin up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	The United States Post Office
Smackems 03/05/23 10:01:37 PM #1	Post my ass Get that on a stamp --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ever had a threesome?
Smackems 03/05/23 9:26:45 PM #15	Yes. But only banged one. She played with the other girl while we did a sesual --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I am Lavitz Slambert!
Smackems 03/05/23 9:02:27 PM #2	VolCANooo --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking Topic 161: A Liquor River Runs Through It
Smackems 03/05/23 7:26:10 PM #245	Thanks bud Ur still a turd doe --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	My sister hasn't stayed the night and it's getting on my nerves
Smackems 03/05/23 7:14:45 PM #4	Boomp --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Gf wants me to be an EMT but I'm kinda no on it
Smackems 03/05/23 7:12:57 PM #10	cjsdowg posted... I know someone highlighted this before , but how about an RN. Two gets to get a degree and you get paid a lot more. Probably what I'm gonna do and work in hospice maybe or something similar. Or keep doing what I'm already doing. Caregiver. Two patients. Both kin. I've had up to 5 before though But these two are the hardest it's ever been --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Gf wants me to be an EMT but I'm kinda no on it
Smackems 03/05/23 6:59:23 PM #8	MrResetti posted... Thought RNs made like three times what an EMT does That meant "right now" And money don't mean squat to me cjsdowg posted... That is a hard job if your heart is not into it. What do you want to do ? I want to stay in the medical field and help especially older people --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Gf wants me to be an EMT but I'm kinda no on it
Smackems 03/05/23 6:45:49 PM #3	Agent_Stroud posted... Go for it, bruh. You cant possibly make it any worse than it already is, just sayin. Rn I work alone. Ain't gotta worry bout petty bullshit. I'd really rather keep it that way lol. I like helping people medically but man I don't wanna be part of no bullshit Did I mention I don't wanna be in no bullshit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Gf wants me to be an EMT but I'm kinda no on it
Smackems 03/05/23 6:35:04 PM #1	She said there's a lot of politics, rumor making and drama That's a big no from me dog But she thinks I'd be great at the job especially since I know what it's like to be a drug addict --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	When you get 4th place in Mario Kart 64 multi, but cross the finish line
Smackems 03/05/23 6:33:52 PM #3	I can't --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	My sister hasn't stayed the night and it's getting on my nerves
Smackems 03/05/23 6:33:29 PM #3	I never heard of the end of that --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking Topic 161: A Liquor River Runs Through It
Smackems 03/05/23 6:31:49 PM #243	I was just updating. I won't keep that up here. Maybe I will at Johnny in the thingamajig --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking Topic 161: A Liquor River Runs Through It
Smackems 03/05/23 6:23:48 PM #241	Looks like my mom is gonna make it. She's bout at the end but she will get to come home one more time barring an emergency in the hospital She will have a chest tube port, she's gotten to where 25% of the time she's looney, and she hasn't ate anything but drank ensures --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	My sister hasn't stayed the night and it's getting on my nerves
Smackems 03/05/23 6:22:14 PM #1	With my mom in the hospital --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I keep eating donuts
Smackems 03/04/23 8:15:39 PM #12	R1masher posted... How many can you wear? None when I get done with them --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I keep eating donuts
Smackems 03/04/23 8:15:24 PM #11	AloneIBreak posted... No like what flavor? Or do they only do glazed? Just regular ass. Just how I like it I'm hwhite --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I keep eating donuts
Smackems 03/04/23 8:11:42 PM #8	AloneIBreak posted... I fucking love donuts. What kind did you get? Krispy Kreme. For a fundraiser for gf's daughter school --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I keep eating donuts
Smackems 03/04/23 7:44:43 PM #3	They're so good --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I keep eating donuts
Smackems 03/04/23 7:34:17 PM #1	Got two dozen Krispy Kreme --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Out here in the fields.. I fight for my meals
Smackems 03/04/23 12:15:45 PM #4	MrResetti posted... I thought it was I put my back blah blah It is --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Out here in the fields.. I fight for my meals
Smackems 03/04/23 11:29:17 AM #1	I don't need blah blah --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Would you agree that by this point in time, the bible has done more harm than
Smackems 03/04/23 11:25:37 AM #46	Mostly. Though giving people hope after death is a good thing I think. If we could just have that part it'd be way more gooder --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking Topic 161: A Liquor River Runs Through It
Smackems 03/04/23 12:22:41 AM #182	Well I don't wanna drop dead right there in the car hotboxing --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What in the FUCK is with Hogwarts Legacy PS5 disc copy time??
Smackems 03/04/23 12:21:35 AM #16	TaylorHeinicke posted... Link? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/264562-playstation-5/80367875#16 It ain't that special --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking Topic 161: A Liquor River Runs Through It
Smackems 03/04/23 12:09:12 AM #179	Security followed me all the way to my car today and waited for me to grab a smoke and told me it was a smoke free facility I said ok where you want me to go He said across the busy ass highway So I went to an adjacent parking lot and smoked --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What in the FUCK is with Hogwarts Legacy PS5 disc copy time??
Smackems 03/04/23 12:07:55 AM #13	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I want to know this MJOLNRVII posted... My condolences. @Lost_All_Senses got my back --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What in the FUCK is with Hogwarts Legacy PS5 disc copy time??
Smackems 03/03/23 11:51:51 PM #9	I've barely used the damn PS5 And does it just download some of the game while copying from the disc too? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking Topic 161: A Liquor River Runs Through It
Smackems 03/03/23 11:49:42 PM #176	The new Dooms are great --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What in the FUCK is with Hogwarts Legacy PS5 disc copy time??
Smackems 03/03/23 11:48:52 PM #6	I made this topic on the PS5 board and Hoo boy lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Drinking Topic 161: A Liquor River Runs Through It
Smackems 03/03/23 10:44:11 PM #163	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Drinkin to @Smackems mom tonight. Haven't heard from ya today bud hope everything is still ok. She's a little better in some areas but she's gone nutty. UTI I hope --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What in the FUCK is with Hogwarts Legacy PS5 disc copy time??
Smackems 03/03/23 10:43:28 PM #1	85 fucking hours left? It's copying like 100 kb/s what the fuck is this shit? This is ridiculous Hell I coulda downloaded it faster, and my internet is complete shit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Does your work let you look at your cell phone while you are on the clock?
Smackems 03/03/23 7:38:43 PM #21	I'm my own boss and no unless I need it for something related to work. After a few hours though and the mundane stuff is over I'll look at it all I want --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Andrew Tate's leaked medical record suggests he has suspected lung cancer
Smackems 03/03/23 2:36:55 PM #28	I've been in a hospital for days with my mom, who is battling late stage 4 lung cancer. The shit I have seen here is hellish. --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I wanted to hire a girl to do Streams as my side hustle.
Smackems 03/03/23 2:14:01 PM #12	It's pronounced bidness --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I wanted to hire a girl to do Streams as my side hustle.
Smackems 03/03/23 2:09:36 PM #10	But you're literally using her tho HMMMMMMMMMM I say do it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Trying to get a friend to stop being a hermit
Smackems 03/03/23 1:37:31 PM #6	Analogue games. Board games, dnd, mtg just anything like that with a small group in a closed comfy environment --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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