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TopicCE's Cats Lucky #13
Smackems
12/04/23 8:31:36 AM
#397
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9a64cd32.jpg
Navi girl

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TopicRidley Scott made another stinker with Napoleon
Smackems
11/23/23 12:14:59 PM
#69
Ivynn posted...
Enough Gladiator slander itt.

Sure it's as historically accurate as Henry VIII going to space, but it's good fun!
You can't prove he didn't go to space

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TopicRidley Scott made another stinker with Napoleon
Smackems
11/23/23 10:20:48 AM
#61
Null_Gain posted...
He knee-capped the franchise when he decided to off-screen Shaw in between movies.
Yeah that was stupid as fuck, coming from someone who actually liked prometheus

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Topici think i might buy something real fucking nerdy. (DnD related)
Smackems
11/21/23 12:42:01 PM
#30
Zwijn posted...


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/16f940dc.jpg
Hey what are those tree miniature things? I have the tile set and some chests/doors/barrels etc but some trees n bushes n shit would be cool too

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TopicITT we write a Taylor Swift song, one word at a time
Smackems
11/17/23 7:50:05 AM
#57
Beavers

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TopicThe part of the brain that thinks about bacon is called the
Smackems
11/16/23 9:48:04 PM
#1
Apigdala

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TopicWait so Elon Musk basically created eBay?
Smackems
11/16/23 7:40:06 PM
#5
He invented the internet

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TopicWhy do prairie dogs wahoo?
Smackems
11/16/23 7:32:06 PM
#16
Touch posted...
Huh
It was a Yahoo joke

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TopicI forgot how much your farts change when you trim your ass hairs
Smackems
11/16/23 7:23:07 PM
#8
How could you forget

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TopicITT we write a Taylor Swift song, one word at a time
Smackems
11/16/23 7:22:01 PM
#54
Anal

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TopicWhat T-Rexes actually sounded like vs. Jurassic Park
Smackems
11/16/23 6:17:02 PM
#23
In the third movie Dr Grant blew in a raptor windpipe and made sounds and the raptors worshipped him as king raptor

They just got him to do that with a t rex windpipe

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TopicIn your beliefs, is it morally wrong to kill an unarmed slaver?
Smackems
11/16/23 6:07:11 PM
#7
Rather see them go to trial in an unbiased court. Unless they're choking one out or something like that then have at it

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TopicStill kinda miffed they went with the bland cover for Super Mario RPG remake
Smackems
11/16/23 5:11:08 PM
#28
Idk looks ok to me

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TopicYou're 38 years old, you've never had a job....
Smackems
11/16/23 5:09:46 PM
#4
Would you be offended if I said yes

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TopicHow did you imagine "gollum" to sound?
Smackems
11/16/23 4:50:08 PM
#2
I saw the old cartoons first so that

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TopicWatching the Dune movie (2021) and doesn't *spoilers*
Smackems
11/16/23 4:47:49 PM
#2
I think that was a fog of war thing

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TopicFavorite boob size? >_>
Smackems
11/16/23 4:45:50 PM
#41
Medium - big

Cs Ds are perfect

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TopicBeen caffiene-free for over a week now.
Smackems
11/16/23 4:43:37 PM
#11
Ryven posted...
Coffee is a staple for me every day. Basically drink it for the boost, the avoidance of withdrawls and the health benefits.

Now, if i were to drink it by the bucket like some people do, then yeesh.
I drink it by the bucket

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TopicHogwarts Legacy is the #1 best selling release of 2023
Smackems
11/16/23 3:43:24 PM
#82
I4NRulez posted...
why are you getting so bent over a bit of hyperbole in conversation lol.

if someone said "Im so hungry i could eat a horse" would you call PETA? Like just disagree with his stance on the boycott and move on
Not how things work here lol

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TopicSnoop Dogg giving up smoke
Smackems
11/16/23 1:16:24 PM
#33
boxoto posted...
oh yea, I feel sorry for his personal blunt roller, lol.
That's like a 6 figure salary guaranteed down the shitter

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TopicBeen caffiene-free for over a week now.
Smackems
11/16/23 1:14:01 PM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

They're like colostomy bags to hold the coffee coffostomy pouches

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TopicBeen caffiene-free for over a week now.
Smackems
11/16/23 1:13:22 PM
#3
Getting super sick can really be useful for quitting things tbh

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TopicEnd of an era: Chuck Entertainment Cheese locations to remove all animatronics
Smackems
11/16/23 1:12:05 PM
#6
The entire world I knew is gone now

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TopicHogwarts Legacy is the #1 best selling release of 2023
Smackems
11/16/23 1:11:35 PM
#62
Umbreon posted...
Considering this statement isn't even true without adding a couple dozen asterisks, this seems like some hard copium over not winning any awards.
Yeah I'm pretty mad

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TopicHogwarts Legacy is the #1 best selling release of 2023
Smackems
11/16/23 1:05:40 PM
#58
Im gonna buy it a second time. Traded in my first one without even playing it

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TopicHave you ever met someone who believed that other people shouldn't use..
Smackems
11/16/23 7:59:28 AM
#8
GranTurismo posted...
really? 80 percent to restrict abortion? In every state when put up to a popular vote abortion rights have been confirmed, maybe it would not in your state.
Jus saying from the people I've heard talk about it and their association with the right and religion, it's probably something like 4 out of 5 people I know want abortion restriction or banned

I'm not one fwiw I'm pro abortion

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TopicHave you ever met someone who believed that other people shouldn't use..
Smackems
11/16/23 7:55:13 AM
#5
GranTurismo posted...
Really? Complete insanity imo. You would say that most of the people in your state have this opinion on this?
No, maybe like 10 or 15 percent on birth control. But on abortion it's probably like 80% against. Just numbers based on my experience

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TopicBen Shapiro's face, meet the leopard
Smackems
11/16/23 7:53:40 AM
#19
DnDer posted...
I find it difficult to see someone who said Hitler was right about anything to be hot.

But go off, I guess.
I'm just talking about her physical appearance



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TopicDoes Jordan Petersons preachings...
Smackems
11/16/23 7:52:19 AM
#2
A couple made me better. I stopped following him like 3 or 4 years ago though idk what he preaches now

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TopicHave you ever met someone who believed that other people shouldn't use..
Smackems
11/16/23 7:51:26 AM
#2
Yes. I live in Mississippi there are a lot of super religious people that are against that and abortion. Some even against condoms n shit

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TopicBen Shapiro's face, meet the leopard
Smackems
11/16/23 7:46:51 AM
#17
NeonBoobs posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/1/AAfWomAAEr9X.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/2/AAfWomAAEr9i.jpg
It's the same picture

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TopicReturning to the office is so fucking dumb.
Smackems
11/16/23 7:39:01 AM
#66
Glad my job is wfh from the start

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TopicI have to wake up at 4:30 god damn am
Smackems
11/16/23 7:35:48 AM
#7
tremain07 posted...
No, I go to work at 7am sometimes 6am I wake up at 3am to basically get my mind together so by the time I walk into work I'm more lucid, by get my mind together I mean clearing up the fog brain, and mental hang ups like over worrying, not worrying enough and after that checking out anything intersting online.
Yeah that's why I'm getting up so early too. I don't have to be "in" (I work from home) until 7 but I need that time to get my life together

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TopicIsraeli Sperm Retrieval Unit
Smackems
11/16/23 7:29:02 AM
#25
Smashingpmkns posted...
If I ever die I want my spouse to find my dead body and jerk me off til I see heaven
Yeah I think I'm gonna have this talk with my gf

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TopicI have to wake up at 4:30 god damn am
Smackems
11/16/23 7:26:56 AM
#3
tremain07 posted...
I wake up every day at 3am and go to bed at 8pm
The hell, you milking goats or something?

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TopicAre you a morning person?
Smackems
11/16/23 7:26:28 AM
#31
Didn't use to be, but have been since a few months ago. During the time between jobs the only time I could enjoy myself was in the morning. Couldn't make myself play games in the afternoon or evening, stuff like that

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TopicBen Shapiro's face, meet the leopard
Smackems
11/16/23 7:23:37 AM
#10
NeonBoobs posted...
I just wanna say that his sister is hot and would fuck her in a heartbeat >_>
Nah she looks too much like him in the face

Candace is hot AF tho

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TopicI have to wake up at 4:30 god damn am
Smackems
11/16/23 7:22:35 AM
#1
I'm pissy

God damnam

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TopicCould we bring the dead back to life?
Smackems
11/16/23 6:44:15 AM
#7
Maybe one day humanity will become so incredibly advanced that they can reverse time and take every human life and stasis it long enough to fix whatever killed them, give them eternal life, and put them back in their present with their loved ones

If there's an afterlife I kinda think of it like this. Something we create

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Topicoctopath traveler 2 is cool
Smackems
11/15/23 10:40:51 PM
#4
Shame that series sucks with character interaction

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Topic''Old people names'' that you wouldn't name your kids
Smackems
11/15/23 1:56:14 PM
#8
Bartholomew

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TopicYoung people slang is starting to sound like Cyberpunk 2077
Smackems
11/15/23 1:54:34 PM
#28
Christ

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TopicHow does this make you feel?
Smackems
11/15/23 1:25:54 PM
#6
What in the shit is that fuck

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Topicreviews for Super Mario RPG Remake are coming out
Smackems
11/15/23 1:24:50 PM
#47
Maybe I could just not use armor to make it more challenging

But then you have all that money

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Topicreviews for Super Mario RPG Remake are coming out
Smackems
11/15/23 12:52:16 PM
#27
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Same. Looks like that's the case

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TopicMaybe humans scare aliens
Smackems
11/15/23 12:50:56 PM
#38
Pikachuchupika posted...
Why not me? :(
They said you smell funny

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TopicMaybe humans scare aliens
Smackems
11/15/23 12:13:12 PM
#35
Pikachuchupika posted...
That's true. There's a lot of stars in our galaxy. But if advanced aliens are within our galaxy, why haven't they visited? Here's some reasons: They're not very advanced, they're dead, or they're just starting to explore the galaxy and haven't found us yet. If they're just watching us then I say fuck that. Hurry up and come help us out Aliens! I want to leave Earth Lol.
Or maybe they have and didn't tell you

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TopicMaybe humans scare aliens
Smackems
11/15/23 12:00:39 PM
#32
Nothing is real anyway

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