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| Topic | I don't like the actress playing live action Ariel. |
| Smackems 09/28/22 2:23:34 PM #38 | She's just trying to look like an actual fish --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | The folk/acoustic/alt country topic |
| Smackems 09/28/22 2:21:07 PM #1 | Eddie Vedder - Society https://youtu.be/ABsslEoL0-c --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | So Disney remaking The Sword in the Stone when? |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:37:35 PM #3 | Excalibur already happened --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | So how many people would die if this happened for real? |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:36:23 PM #3 | pinky0926 posted... I mean considering how big that building is you'd be getting flung 30 ft with every step. So every person inside would die.Wow Case closed I guess --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:33:06 PM #237 | Why dont they just shoot them Don't they gave lasers I assume the... Ugly guys like honorable combat but... Fuck that lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I have a House of the Dragon theory, have you heard it elsewhere? *spoilers* |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:11:30 PM #8 | I remember them throwing around theories for the original show and none of them were true. Woulda been a better season 8 if they were because what we actually got sucked ass --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Would you call the cops on your cat? |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:09:46 PM #8 | MarcoRubio posted... I don't want to get me and my cat shot, so no. --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight |
| Smackems 09/28/22 12:30:38 PM #231 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] If you can get around the point of a regular ass spear and grab it, taking some of the control of it, I would think that makes it useless at that point even if you know a few techniques. At that point I would think the spear becomes a liability and you're better off drawing your sidearm or dagger or whatever you have. That's what makes sense to me and I may be wrong, but I try to envision myself in that situation where they're holding it and closing in and it just seems there's not much you can do besides switch up quickly. But again I can't test this like you can I'm sure there are things you CAN do, but I'd rather not take the chance of them having too much control over my own weapon Kamen_Rider_Blade posted... Wasn't the Tanto their backup blade when the Sword wasn't an option?I would assume it's similar to European fighting and that drawing a tanto in close quarters to grapple, especially armored opponents, would be effective and use that better control of the dagger to get into vulnerable spots Idk how I read your question but I don't think I answered it right lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Drinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER? |
| Smackems 09/28/22 2:05:45 AM #262 | Send em back --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I am a hospice nurse AMA |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:40:10 AM #10 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I'm in a similar position and I'm still able to truck along most of the time and live normally. But when shit goes down and I lose someone or someone gets worse, it can get bad for me for a while --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I am a hospice nurse AMA |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:38:25 AM #9 | My grandma is on hospice and isn't at the end of her life and doesn't have less that 6 months or a year --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Can we, as a society, stop qualifying our opinions with 'it wasnt made for me' |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:21:10 AM #6 | I'm a car --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Can we, as a society, stop qualifying our opinions with 'it wasnt made for me' |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:18:10 AM #2 | This topic is boring and pretentious --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Does working out really make you LESS tired ? |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:16:34 AM #7 | Gives me energy --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Are you eligible to join the US military today? |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:08:46 AM #3 | No Thanks for making this your only post --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Deep Rock Galactic is boring as fuck |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:08:07 AM #14 | viewmaster_pi posted... oh man i totally forgot you're stuck with the starting weapons for a really long time. it's worth it if you stick with it and unlock all your gear and overclocks (weapon mods), but i can't imagine being stuck with the default shit againNot worth it to me. Our time is very limited with each other, don't want to spend it grinding for something that may or may not make much of a difference If y'all like it, then good. But I do not understand --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Is Cyberpunk 2077 good or what |
| Smackems 09/28/22 1:05:32 AM #36 | Very ok --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Deep Rock Galactic is boring as fuck |
| Smackems 09/28/22 12:00:36 AM #9 | Octans posted... I think it's pretty fun with friends. Wish there were more enemy varieties. I hate spiders as much as anyone, but it would be nice if they hadn't infested every square inch of the planetI played it with two friends. One agreed and the other thought it was ok. But he was the mini gunner and was consistently mowing shit down --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Women brags about killing a wolf puppy, then finds out it was a dog. Then claims |
| Smackems 09/27/22 11:44:51 PM #25 | She's a piece of shit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Deep Rock Galactic is boring as fuck |
| Smackems 09/27/22 11:23:40 PM #1 | Holy hell, people liked this?? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Nice guy texts to girls. |
| Smackems 09/27/22 10:54:45 PM #131 | Giblet_Enjoyer posted... Yes very much so. Men just aren't cared for at all the way women are. I'm from a family of 5 with one sister and she always, always got preferential treatment. No manual labor, got her own room while me and my bro had to share a (smaller) one, got a car, etc etc. Women are just valued more.I didn't read what came before this, but I agree. Still not an excuse to act like a dick because you're rejected --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Since WHEN does my dick do that?! |
| Smackems 09/27/22 10:50:55 PM #7 | FigureOfSpeech posted... hey. HEY! I thought... I thought your dick don't half work?HHHOOOOOOAH BOY WHEN IT DOES.... WHEW --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | My wife is applying for MAID (Medical assistance in death). |
| Smackems 09/27/22 10:50:13 PM #50 | josifrees posted... What in the fuck --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Since WHEN does my dick do that?! |
| Smackems 09/27/22 10:43:45 PM #3 | Bruh you shoulda been there grim you woulda especially been astounded --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Since WHEN does my dick do that?! |
| Smackems 09/27/22 10:39:35 PM #1 | Holy fuck that was WILD --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Twitter Horrified After Rachel Dolezal's NSFW OF Pictures Leak |
| Smackems 09/27/22 10:37:13 PM #4 | That's just nasty --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | A buff shirtless white dude rode past me on a bike like 2 months ago and I still |
| Smackems 09/27/22 10:36:49 PM #8 | DocileOrangeCup posted... Not that I know of --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Can your computer run Cyberpunk on ultra settings? |
| Smackems 09/27/22 10:34:41 PM #20 | What computer --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | My wife is applying for MAID (Medical assistance in death). |
| Smackems 09/27/22 10:10:11 PM #45 | This kind of thing is incredibly hard. I hate to hear it.. but try your best to stay strong for her. Didn't know you were married either Sorry man --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Onimusha anime coming to Netflix |
| Smackems 09/27/22 6:52:00 PM #10 | BurmesePenguin posted... This is fucking bullshit. Cant give me a Samurais Destiny and Demon Siege remaster and a Dawn of Dreams apology but can make entirely new content for doritos shaped naruto fanboys.Don't think so but it would make sense at least. I think --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | That Onimusha "remaster" was the most limp effort ever.... |
| Smackems 09/27/22 6:51:04 PM #19 | You meant to say Onimusha is the second best, behind 2 --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | So, what's the deal with Trails from Zero? |
| Smackems 09/27/22 6:42:08 PM #23 | Y'all can't read lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | So, what's the deal with Trails from Zero? |
| Smackems 09/27/22 6:32:23 PM #21 | alphagamble posted... Trails from Zero and Trails of Azure were PSP games that never got an English releaseWhat in the fuck I was hoping we'd get the newest Trails next year --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | So, what's the deal with Trails from Zero? |
| Smackems 09/27/22 6:01:19 PM #14 | alphagamble posted... Why isn't this a double pack with Trails of Azure?What? What's happening --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | European swords were not heavy and it didn't take a pulley to pick up a knight |
| Smackems 09/27/22 5:22:53 PM #215 | I've seen those before --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I wish I was fat |
| Smackems 09/27/22 5:22:07 PM #20 | DespondentDeity posted... I used to be fatMe too. Still am, but used to be, too --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I wish I was fat |
| Smackems 09/27/22 4:05:16 PM #6 | Slayerblade11 posted... Fat people have high strength and charisma but low endurance and agility. Seems like a decent trade off.My endurance is decent. better than a lot of skinnies --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I wish I was fat |
| Smackems 09/27/22 4:03:22 PM #4 | I'm fat and you're partially right about me at least I'm pretty depressed --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Didn't know Chloe Grace Moretz was such a gamer |
| Smackems 09/27/22 3:56:56 PM #5 | What a casul --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Imagine being a one-hit wonder and your one-hit being a cover |
| Smackems 09/27/22 3:56:19 PM #34 | bsp77 posted... I am just going by the normal industry terms. There are lots of bands in the 80s dubbed one-hit wonders, and many had a couple songs that also got a tiny bit of rock or college radio airplay. But when talking about one massive hit and a couple blips, that is still a one-hit wonder.I give up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | So we meet again, for the first time |
| Smackems 09/27/22 3:54:39 PM #8 | We ain't found SHIT --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | 47 pigs fail psych eval's, still have jobs. |
| Smackems 09/27/22 3:25:08 PM #4 | Look I know we hate cops But you gotta say cops I thought this was literally about pigs and was a joke topic --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Drip feed me dat MISERY |
| Smackems 09/27/22 3:23:29 PM #3 | I knownt it'd happen --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Imagine being a one-hit wonder and your one-hit being a cover |
| Smackems 09/27/22 3:22:31 PM #28 | bsp77 posted... It was never even released to radio and never charted anywhereI think you may be looking too deep into what folks consider a hit colloquially If we saw the video a lot we just thought it was somewhere in the zone of being some sort of hit Idc enough though feel free to disagree, I won't fight back lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Drip feed me dat MISERY |
| Smackems 09/27/22 3:20:36 PM #1 | Give me all of it lemme share the load --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I like my women like I like my hurricanes |
| Smackems 09/27/22 3:16:07 PM #18 | R1masher posted... First they blow you then take your houseThis one wins --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Imagine being a one-hit wonder and your one-hit being a cover |
| Smackems 09/27/22 3:14:29 PM #23 | uwnim posted... Yes. They had 2 songs. This and the one tc mentioned.Being a two hit wonder is worse than being a one hit wonder --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
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