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MabusIncarnate
10/01/22 9:54:00 PM
#401:


Youngest nephew's team beat the only undefeated team in the league just now, he was so excited. Been trying to go to their games every Saturday, there's always a drunk dad screaming at the other team's fans across the field it's a good time. They take 9 year old football serious.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 10:02:18 PM
#402:


I went to a little league baseball game for my nephew several years back. I was with my dad and we just sat there and watched as these fucking parents are about ready to go ape shit. I'm sittin there with my dad and we're like "It's a little league game not the fuckin World Series what the fuck is wrong with these people?"

Noowwwww that you brought this up here we go down the rabbit hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ1i3dC6xgo

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 10:09:08 PM
#403:


Hell of a speech. Really goodered it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoTu0U6AhdA

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 11:20:00 PM
#404:


@MabusIncarnate

Look what shit head said just now

Smack
Today at 9:10 PM
Got friends over. 3 of em. Played Mario kart, smash bros, Mario golf, Mario tennis,Mario strikers, Mario party finishing it off

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MabusIncarnate
10/01/22 11:43:12 PM
#405:


What a jerk

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MabusIncarnate
10/01/22 11:44:39 PM
#406:


My niece is 6, so we watch her cheer but none of the kids are on that football team. So like one tiny kid in a helmet was crying and the coach ran up to him, said there's no crying, cradled him up and ran him to his position on the field lol. Like fuck, if the kid doesn't wanna play let him go chase bugs lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 12:07:51 AM
#407:


I keep getting these cards and shit from Doctors and Radiology offices ya know sending condolence cards out for my dad. I just realized I haven't heard a word from his ACTUAL Oncologist. I remember the last time I saw her was a few weeks before he went back into the hospital for the last time and I saw her and she saw us and didn't so much as wave to us. When he was in the hospital they kept telling us she was coming soon to look at everything and ...nope never happened.

I totally get @Smackems wanting to wreck shop on his moms Oncologist. I GET they're busy but when you still have a patient. Do your fucking job. I just got another card from his Radiology place and I just thought, all these people that signed this shit barely knew him or don't even remember him but they took the time to sign a card. That's at least a decent thing to do. But for your own personal Oncologist to not say a fuckin word about it? FUCK HER.

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gnomefromnome
10/02/22 12:11:57 AM
#408:


SoCo 70 proof

and Alaskan Island Ale - limited release

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 12:14:41 AM
#409:


No SoCo. Too syrupy... enjoy your heartburn and puking maybe.

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MabusIncarnate
10/02/22 12:16:36 AM
#410:


gnomefromnome posted...
SoCo 70 proof

and Alaskan Island Ale - limited release
I've liked all island ale i've tried, I used to drink one called Einstock or something that had a viking on it and it was great, had a bit of winterberry in it.

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gnomefromnome
10/02/22 12:17:34 AM
#411:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I've liked all island ale i've tried, I used to drink one called Einstock or something that had a viking on it and it was great, had a bit of winterberry in it.
yes it has just a tinge of a berry taste. it's not bad

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FigureOfSpeech
10/02/22 12:24:18 AM
#412:


MabusIncarnate posted...
My niece is 6, so we watch her cheer but none of the kids are on that football team. So like one tiny kid in a helmet was crying and the coach ran up to him, said there's no crying, cradled him up and ran him to his position on the field lol. Like fuck, if the kid doesn't wanna play let him go chase bugs lol.

incoming uncomfortable rant but I want to put it out there. Feel free to not respond at all because I will probably never reference it again regardless, but this post got me thinking and I want to share it so I'm going to do that and then move on...

That reminds me of when I was 7 in youth soccer. I was sitting out near the end of a game and I wanted to go in for the end of it. My father went to talk to the coach and I wandered a bit off site and got bullied by this prick that was the older brother of a teammate. He pissed me off and I got upset and ran back and when my father told me I was going to sub back in, I didn't want to because I was upset. That should have been the end of that.

Instead, later, he went on a bipolar rant and screamed at me, saying he could/should have kicked the shit out of me.

It isn't that specifically that made me stop having contact with him. He did a bunch of other bullfuck like that which I overlooked or desensitized to over the years, and really that's what bothers me the most. I enabled that shit by brushing it off. It happened again maybe 5 years ago. He went off on me again like that and I screamed at him and basically ruined the entire visit which was meant to be thanksgiving and his birthday. He crumpled when it happened. He went from angrily talking down to me to cowering in a corner after I went over the top on him... but I was still uncomfortable. I was like "I just did that... what might I do next time?"

After that I realized his bullshit wasn't just that one thing I mentioned when I was 7. It was a pattern of that kind of garbage throughout my whole life. My brother, who at the time I had plenty of other unrelated unresolved issues with, already was done with our father and wanted nothing more to do with him. I was like "shit... <my brother> won't even talk to him now" and I wondered why I would... or if I even should. A lot of stuff I had suppressed came flooding back and I realized it just wasn't healthy to continue to associate with our father and I was a fucking time bomb if I did. He made really fucked up disturbed behavior seem mundane and mainstream, to the point where to me (us), his "antics" seemed like "dad being dad" as opposed to the reality of "severely mentally disturbed person having unhinged meltdowns in public for no reason"

I don't plan to ever forgive him for that. I know he can't help being bipolar, but my brother is too and so am I probably (no diagnosis yet) and we're both adopted, separate families, so if we got that from him, it was 100% nurture and not genetic in the slightest.

It just really pisses me off that I went through so much of my life normalizing absolute bullshit on his behalf and justifying it, and trying to play the voice of reason every time he was in some asinine conflict. I kinda hate myself for that. I always thought "as long as he doesn't turn on me..." and for the longest time, he never did. Then it happened and I damn near physically attacked him in his own fucking home and his visible fear and submission was the only thing that held me back. I scared myself. I don't want to be that person. For a few seconds I lost control and I didn't like it.

This would be better meant for therapy lol but whatever. We all share personal shit here so I'm comfortable throwing this out there, if anyone can relate in any way. Seems silly looking back at Mabus' story I quoted and thinking how it led me to this but these things happen :P (and it's more a "get off my chest" thing)

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Smackems
10/02/22 12:42:44 AM
#413:


Yeah and I'm paying them

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 12:59:58 AM
#414:


You should be paying me.

...wait for what?

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Smackems
10/02/22 1:33:19 AM
#415:


Cake

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MedeaLysistrata
10/02/22 9:41:54 AM
#416:


oof. i had a breakfast beer and my stomach went into a tizzy. feel better now so i'm having a second one. this is my last beer of the 12 i bought.

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Eat_More_Beef
10/02/22 1:08:45 PM
#417:


MrMallard posted...
I organised a ride for half an hour. I had to do laundry today anyway.

I'm so fucking stupid. I paid 1200 dollars for this mattress, and then I fucking puked on it. I can't fucking believe this.

Scrub it with vinegar to get the smell out, then speinkle baking soda on it to absorb what's left.

Trust me, I've puked in bed enough times to know, heh.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 1:28:58 PM
#418:


7-3 Giants suck ass Bears.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 1:38:35 PM
#419:


My neighbor already broke up with his new gf. I never said anything but the one night I met her she got so upset because I made a wise crack about how she says "Ovvy instead of Obviously" I was being really sarcastic and joking but she got so upset. I really was joking and even he was laughing at it but we had to walk it allll back. I'm thinking If she's gonna get upset over something that small she has no chance....

Sure enough it's over days later in an unrelated incident.

She had nice legs too i'm gonna miss that :(

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Smackems
10/02/22 2:43:11 PM
#420:


I gotta go meet my sister to get my mom. She's had her the last two weeks, the last 4 days they were in the mountains in Georgia

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 3:07:56 PM
#421:


Ohhhhh yeahhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0F9lh8TiSM

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 4:06:33 PM
#422:


3-1 Giants. @MabusIncarnate Lions scoring over 30 pts a game and I feel like we're gonna fight when we match up.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 4:23:38 PM
#423:


Lions not fucking around. 45-48 favorable onside kick could wreck Seattles shithouse.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 4:28:12 PM
#424:


Regardless of the flag. I'm no expert but I have seen more success with teams kicking the onside kick from the top of the ball so it hits the ground and bounces up. Lions didn't do that. This dick laid it down and tried to spin it.... No bueno when you can just fall on it not CATCH IT.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 4:51:02 PM
#425:


Just got a bill for $13 for my dads last physician visit. Total was like 150 but it came to 13 out of pocket.

I will say this right now at a risk of a banning but I hope any crooked health insurance mother fucker dies in a solo car fire. I'm so done with those people. He had great insurance and I had to pay 2 grand for him to stay in the hospice for 4 extra days. They never told me when the billing would start.... just got a bill for it and said they'd would never kick him out.

It's honestly not the money but it's the way health insurance is run in this fucking cesspool of a country.

Greed has no place in healthcare.


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WaterLink
10/02/22 5:23:24 PM
#426:


Lions have lost games scoring 35 and 45 this year. Ouch

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 5:43:05 PM
#427:


And then the insurance company is probably gonna raise the rates on em because they're playing now.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 6:29:55 PM
#428:


Will Hernandez (UTEP FORMER GIANT) OL for Arizona Dis fucking qualified.

Dude likes to fight. Used to cost the Giants but now I can enjoy it here.

I think he can for sure beat the piss outta me if we got into a fight.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 6:53:04 PM
#429:


My brothers gf gave me a Ricky shirt. She got my size right but she still has no brains because she's never once seen me wear shit like that. If I know she's coming over i'll wear but other than that it's going in the garbage.

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Smackems
10/02/22 7:03:18 PM
#430:


Very nice of you

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MabusIncarnate
10/02/22 11:28:41 PM
#431:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
3-1 Giants. @MabusIncarnate Lions scoring over 30 pts a game and I feel like we're gonna fight when we match up.
Kind of heartbreaking so far, they could be 3-1. But for the first time in many years, they are watchable, and putting up points. Goff has looked surprisingly good, and the games have been entertaining so it's a positive and a step in the right direction. After the first 4 games, I can see them streak a bit in the middle of the season and go on a 3-4 win streak.

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Smackems
10/03/22 2:36:37 AM
#432:


I got BIT

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MabusIncarnate
10/03/22 3:02:04 AM
#433:


By what?

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Questionmarktarius
10/03/22 10:32:46 AM
#435:


You're a were-goat now.
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Smackems
10/03/22 10:44:16 PM
#436:


Good ol

Dammit I gotta be up at the crack of dawn

Good ol

Dawn

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CanuckCowboy
10/03/22 10:44:41 PM
#437:


Dawn? Man I wish I could sleep till sun up.

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Eat_More_Beef
10/03/22 10:48:44 PM
#438:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Dawn? Man I wish I could sleep till sun up.

I hear that. As a Montrealer, I haven't woken up to the sun in almost a month.

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Smackems
10/03/22 11:32:36 PM
#439:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Dawn? Man I wish I could sleep till sun up.
I'm used to getting up later but I have to stay up later too

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MabusIncarnate
10/04/22 4:33:28 AM
#441:


Fried pickles are better than they should be. I try hard to avoid fried foods but I cave once or twice a month, this little place here does fried spears and slices and they are amazing.

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BlazinBlue88
10/04/22 7:51:01 AM
#443:


I'm not a sweets person but fried stuff is a bit of a weakness for me. If a deep frier wasn't so messy to deal with we'd still own one and I'd be several pounds heavier.

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CanuckCowboy
10/04/22 8:40:31 AM
#444:


Air fryers are amazing.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 3:13:38 PM
#446:


I hear good things about air fryers but if theyre so great why do we stilll have traditional fryers?

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MabusIncarnate
10/04/22 3:24:07 PM
#447:


Johnny you missed a damn good police chase early this morning, dude driving a BMW blew a tire, rode on a sparking rim going over 60 for 30 minutes and finally slammed into the back of a big rig. Dudes ran over the median and almost got hit by cars.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 4:03:35 PM
#448:


I constantly miss them now.

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Smackems
10/04/22 5:34:06 PM
#449:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I hear good things about air fryers but if theyre so great why do we stilll have traditional fryers?
Because traditional still tastes better

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 5:59:33 PM
#450:


Thats what I figured

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