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TopicMy friend has a kid and it clearly ain't his
Robot2600
02/09/22 11:52:36 PM
#7
If it was a 3-some then it counts as his.

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TopicI bought a $50 scratch-off. Your votes will determine if it's the big winner.
Robot2600
02/09/22 11:51:27 PM
#13
i voted yes because i believe in reckless optimism

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TopicNFL Pro Bowler wants to have dinner with Hitler: 'He's a military genius'
Robot2600
02/09/22 11:50:13 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
I think around the time a celebrity gets an agent they should also get a "don't bring up Hitler/the Holocaust" guy.

right? also jesus is a better answer in any context.

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TopicIs Purple Rain about semen?
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:59:37 PM
#12
Article on Prince's thoughts on Purple Rain:

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/what-prince-said-about-the-meaning-of-purple-rain.html/

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TopicIs Purple Rain about semen?
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:58:08 PM
#10
Little Red Corvette is about a horny girl that is "fast" i.e. she fucks after barely meeting someone. The metaphor works because Corvettes are also fast.

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TopicIs Chocolate Rain about poop?
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:56:23 PM
#9
Chocolate Rain is an expression of Black angst that declares something like Black Lives Matter (and the associated demonstration in the wake of Floyd, Taylor, and others) is on the horizon.

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TopicWas Lincoln justified in suspending habeas corpus during the Civil War?
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:53:59 PM
#5
To end slavery, yea, I'd say that's fine.

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TopicBob Saget's cause of death revealed: Brain Bleeding from hitting his head
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:53:07 PM
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Irony posted...
*throws headboard outside*

I threw mine away years ago. Honestly why do we feel like we need headboards?

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TopicNFL Pro Bowler wants to have dinner with Hitler: 'He's a military genius'
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:51:48 PM
#45
Tyranthraxus posted...
I know people are tired of hearing this shit but honestly Hitler is more like Trump and speech is one of the ways they closely resembled each other.

I didn't want to say it but yes they are similar, Trump even admitted to the Mein Kamf by his bedside thing and obviously all that was true and he modeled himself on Hitler.

We don't think Trump is a genius either.

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TopicSome people literally get triggered by the fact that humans == animals
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:50:09 PM
#64
Humans are literally just animals wtf is all this shit.

You are literally only smart because other humans taught you and you learned by observing them. You learned language at an early stage of development.

If a human grows up totally isolated, they act pretty similar to a chimpanzee. Definitely they would be "dumber" than a trained animal until they had some education, at which point they would have permanent brain damage from not learning language at an early age. This rarely, rarely happens. But it happens.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child

Look at 2009 entry: Natasha (2009), born in Chita, Zabaykalsky Krai, is a five-year-old girl who spent her entire life locked in a room with cats and dogs, and no heat, water, or sewage system. When she was found, she could not speak, would jump at the door and bark as caretakers left, and had "clear attributes of an animal."

House pets and domesticated animals also display signs of civilization and higher intelligence. Sure we are smarter than cats and dogs, but they smart if you teach them, just like humans get smarter. Inside cats are smarter than feral cats. Family dogs are smarter than wild wolves.

In some ways, these animals having "cuteness to humans" as an evolutionary trait is extremely effective. House cats, as a species, are guaranteed to travel interstellar space at some point, without any of the hassle of having to evolve larger brains, develop advanced language, or raise their children for years. If humans achieve immortality, our house cats will also achieve it as well.

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TopicIs Purple Rain about semen?
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:40:45 PM
#6
for prince, purple symbolized the apocalypse. purple rain is the rain of the apocalypse, the end of the world.

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TopicWhere the fuck is my Chrono Trigger HD-2D make Square
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:38:26 PM
#12
you don't want this.

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Topic"why can't we make fun of transgender kids at school?"
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:37:53 PM
#17
how to be a garbage human 101

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TopicI'm a game dev. How can I explain why my character is always naked?
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:34:30 PM
#18
It's the future and everyone is naked.

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TopicNFL Pro Bowler wants to have dinner with Hitler: 'He's a military genius'
Robot2600
02/09/22 9:33:36 PM
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He's not even a genius orator. He's more like Tucker Carlson. You wouldn't call Tucker Carlson a genius and neither was Hitler. It doesn't take a genius to appeal to the dumbest of the fucking dumb dumbs with racism.

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TopicNintendo makes Earthbound releasing on each console an "announcement"
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:58:21 PM
#17
I think it didn't come over because of the queer characters.

Nintendo censored queer characters for America in the past, but I think their logic has probably shifted.

Now-a-days, I think it's more than their queer characters are likely to be seen as stereotypes and they know it'll make them look bad in America (Japan being more accepting of stereotypes).

I'm not saying that America would have a problem with the queer characters in Mother 3, just that I think Nintendo thinks that we would have a problem with it.

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Topicethically we should not have football or heading in the other football
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:54:05 PM
#1
even boxing and mma are arguably less damaging

hitting the ball with your head in soccer/football should be globally banned. that is way too much force for the human brain.

football is less damaging in the short term, but inevitably causes major problems in the long run. no one should support it.

society thinks nothing about bannning fist fighting in hockey, yet these mega sports continue obviously unsafe (mental) practices.

yes, I am making a distinction between brain damage and other types of sports injuries.

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TopicNFL Pro Bowler wants to have dinner with Hitler: 'He's a military genius'
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:48:58 PM
#21
TheGoldenEel posted...
man whose career involved him being bashed in the head constantly says dumb thing

its funny because it's true and it's not funny because ethically we should not have football and we should not allow heading in the other football

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TopicNFL Pro Bowler wants to have dinner with Hitler: 'He's a military genius'
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:43:25 PM
#13
He was a maniac, not a military genius. Rommel, Patton, Yamamoto, Churchill, Nimitz would all be more interesting that insane Hitler.

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TopicHave Daredevil and She Hulk faced off as defense attorney and prosecutor?
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:36:34 PM
#4
(daredevil sits on a throne in the background of said stage)

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TopicPokimane giving away free car
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:36:00 PM
#5
She's better than me at Valorant.

I hope she goes to YouTube (I'm sure she will, tbh) because they give better rates to streamers and hopefully, twitch will ONE DAY, get the picture and start to keep its stars.

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TopicIt annoys me that speed runners use glitches
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:33:42 PM
#21
Fuck speedruns. Speedwalking is what's up. Beating your PBs without resetting just cause you lost 1 second.

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TopicHave Daredevil and She Hulk faced off as defense attorney and prosecutor?
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:31:08 PM
#2
No but you can have She-Hulk fight Phoenix Wright on the Hand Hideout stage in Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 for a cannon experience that is similar to what you are describing.

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TopicFuturama revived at Hulu
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:29:06 PM
#48
DiMaggio being demanding in the contract negotiations, but they might get him in the end.

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TopicFuturama revived at Hulu
Robot2600
02/09/22 7:26:39 PM
#43
Yet another proof that I can literally see into the future.

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TopicMarjorie Taylor Green feels strongly about Tomato Soup.
Robot2600
02/09/22 6:06:21 PM
#18
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/8/AABHfBAAC6EG.jpg

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TopicLiterally who even cares about Front Mission
Robot2600
02/09/22 6:03:59 PM
#5
I fucking love the original, but could never get into FFT. FFT is a slog, Front Mission is just awesome.

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TopicTurn based tactical Front Mission is back.
Robot2600
02/09/22 6:03:18 PM
#8
This is glorious news!

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TopicWTF were they thinking with Windows 11 right click option tree?
Robot2600
02/08/22 10:21:13 PM
#7
And people call me dumb for running Windows 8.

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TopicI got fired from my job on friday.
Robot2600
02/08/22 3:31:44 PM
#2
so what's the plan?

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TopicGarys Mod RP servers are fucking weird.
Robot2600
02/08/22 3:29:21 PM
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You guys... they also do sex roleplay on the side, probably with people they meet in the servers.

There is an entire world of text-based MUE (Multi-User Environments, 18+, applications required) that you have no idea about.

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TopicIs this too much butt?
Robot2600
02/08/22 3:22:19 PM
#36
That's definitely a BBL btw. Not saying it looks bad, but it definitely looks different.

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TopicCan I play original Doom 3 or do I need the BFG edition?
Robot2600
02/08/22 9:42:08 AM
#12
Liu_Kano posted...
Yeah you'll have to either download a widescreen patch, or Google up old Steam posts on how to adjust the resolution and FOV manually in the game's config file. It's a bit of a pain, but if you're going to play Doom 3 at all, this is the way to do it.

After playing Mass Effect on PC I think I can handle some basic widescreen patches or cfg edits, no problem.

I think I'll play the original Doom 3 (I've played original DOOM 500 times). BFG doesn't sound like a great thing. It seems OK but the original game seems scarier.

I also discovered I have the DISCS for Doom 3 from 2006 or so, might try installing those but I feel like the steam version might be easier.

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TopicCan I play original Doom 3 or do I need the BFG edition?
Robot2600
02/07/22 1:48:12 PM
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original: $5
bfg: $20

or just fuck it and play Doom95, ZDoom or w/e

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TopicIs this too much butt?
Robot2600
02/07/22 1:44:56 PM
#2
no it is not too much butt

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TopicAnubis's mommy, Hesat, was the goddess of milk
Robot2600
02/07/22 1:41:30 PM
#23
ellis123 posted...
MFing ew at portraying Egyptian gods with human heads.

the gods appear however they want

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TopicDaily reminder that the roaches in your walls hear you having sex
Robot2600
02/07/22 1:38:33 PM
#20
also they are totally deaf but can detect vibrations with antennae, leg hairs, and cerci (spikey things on their butts).

so they don't hear you banging. they feel you banging.

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TopicDaily reminder that the roaches in your walls hear you having sex
Robot2600
02/07/22 1:35:25 PM
#19
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


lmfao

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TopicWhy did SBAllen agree to make this gamefaqs.gamespot.com?
Robot2600
02/07/22 1:34:21 PM
#6
look guys we aren't going to merge with gamespot or anything else

we aren't going to strip the soul from the site

-2014

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TopicShe says "Hey ugly, what's your Love Language?"
Robot2600
02/07/22 1:33:00 PM
#7
physical touch leading with 8 votes, all else have 0

xD

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TopicAnubis's mommy, Hesat, was the goddess of milk
Robot2600
02/07/22 11:28:21 AM
#10
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/6/AABHfBAAC5hs.jpg

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TopicEnlil literally flooded the Earth because humans were too noisy
Robot2600
02/07/22 11:20:44 AM
#5
Then came Humbaba

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TopicCreepy girl offers sus water "service" from her body
Robot2600
02/07/22 11:19:30 AM
#20
xD

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TopicI want to play Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster. Choose my party for me.
Robot2600
02/06/22 10:57:54 PM
#17
The Black Mage gains access to Nuclear Bombs.

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TopicImagine if you could leave reviews on a gamefaqs users user page
Robot2600
02/06/22 10:56:22 PM
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Review of SSJGrimReaper:

Is Vegy.

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TopicCrypto is pumping topic.
Robot2600
02/06/22 10:55:02 PM
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it's more like MTG cards than a ponzi scheme tbqh

it's definitely dumb as fuck, but you can't deny it's worth money

pump pump pump!

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Topicman olivia rodrigos boobs are really underrated, what a great set
Robot2600
02/06/22 10:51:09 PM
#25
TC is Vegy.

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Topicthere are people who still believe that the N64 is better than the PS1
Robot2600
02/06/22 10:48:26 PM
#32
Party machine?

People fucking suck.

Playstationis obviously better.

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