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Kim_Seong-a
02/09/22 9:04:35 PM
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Hi I am an esteemed and avant garde video game developer. I want my game to have a super sexy female character with big boobs, and I want that sexy character to be naked all the time. Now of course she would be more than sex appeal. She has a tragic backstory and a complex character arc and a likable personality. She just happens to be sexy and naked.

Since I want to be taken seriously as an auteur and also create a game that becomes a huge hit with a Hollywood adaptation, what are some good story reasons to explain why my character has to be sexy and naked and can never wear clothes?

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Smackems
02/09/22 9:05:04 PM
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Photosynthesis

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Tyranthraxus
02/09/22 9:06:19 PM
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She has a magical ability where the less clothing she wears the more protected from damage she is

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Heartomaton
02/09/22 9:07:01 PM
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It's been done. Technically Bayonetta is always naked.

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TMOG
02/09/22 9:07:25 PM
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Just tell people that she breathes through her skin so anybody who points out the fact that she's just blatant and shameless fanservice is actually advocating for her to suffocate and die
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MarthGoomba
02/09/22 9:08:34 PM
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She's a slime girl that melts any type of clothing she would try to wear

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Choco
02/09/22 9:11:26 PM
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lmao

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Strider102
02/09/22 9:12:14 PM
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She can only breathe through her skin.

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Questionmarktarius
02/09/22 9:12:16 PM
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Graphene armor.
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Azarias
02/09/22 9:13:44 PM
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make everyone naked, problem solved

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Dragon239
02/09/22 9:17:26 PM
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Intense phobia of clothing, originating from her tragic backstory.

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ellis123
02/09/22 9:19:15 PM
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She is too busy wearing her own skin.

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Ar0ge
02/09/22 9:19:50 PM
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She's just freeing the nipples man.

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bladegash
02/09/22 9:22:31 PM
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Makes her more aerodynamic when she fights

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KeeperOfShadows
02/09/22 9:24:57 PM
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State that she's a nudist. It's not shameless fanservice if it's her personal lifestyle.

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Person106
02/09/22 9:30:29 PM
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Sorry tc, but I would find it completely impossible to take that seriously. Probably no matter what you say, people will chalk it up to "She's hot, so I always want to see her naked."
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Person106
02/09/22 9:32:24 PM
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TMOG posted...
Just tell people that she breathes through her skin so anybody who points out the fact that she's just blatant and shameless fanservice is actually advocating for her to suffocate and die

This reminds me of "That 9-year-old anime girl who I masturbate to is secretly 1000."
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Robot2600
02/09/22 9:34:30 PM
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It's the future and everyone is naked.

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Person106
02/09/22 9:43:29 PM
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Say your game takes place in the Garden of Eden.
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marthsheretoo
02/09/22 9:46:28 PM
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Call it a satire of the gaming industry's treatment of female characters.

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MorganTJ
02/09/22 9:48:31 PM
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Person106 posted...
Say your game takes place in the Garden of Eden.
yeah, say she was born without original sin so she doesnt feel shame or whatever.
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3PiesAndAFork
02/09/22 10:08:17 PM
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Say that you want to appeal to the lonely virgin demographic.

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TMOG
02/09/22 10:12:39 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Say that you want to appeal to the lonely virgin demographic.
They already said they're a game dev
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Back_Stabbath
02/09/22 10:13:31 PM
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TMOG posted...
Just tell people that she breathes through her skin so anybody who points out the fact that she's just blatant and shameless fanservice is actually advocating for her to suffocate and die

Smackems posted...
Photosynthesis

kojima is truly a mastermind

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thronedfire2
02/09/22 10:14:17 PM
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she's a nudist

come on guys keep it simple

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DespondentDeity
02/09/22 10:14:39 PM
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Youre any other person in another persons clothes

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Person106
02/09/22 10:17:24 PM
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TMOG posted...
They already said they're a game dev

"They," as though tc might be a CEgal. I mean, he/she/it could be, but lesbians are a miniscule percent of the population.
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LostForest
02/09/22 10:25:12 PM
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TC, this is just really clever satire, right? People aren't supposed to be taking it seriously?

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Kim_Seong-a
02/09/22 10:28:13 PM
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LostForest posted...
TC, this is just really clever satire, right? People aren't supposed to be taking it seriously?

There's nothing particularly clever about it >_>

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nexigrams
02/09/22 10:34:04 PM
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Overly sensitive skin that breaks out in rashes when touched? Or maybe she could be cold-blooded or something, so that she constantly needs to sap energy from the sunlight?

idk man there's a million ways to justify this. I really don't think too many people are gonna question you too hard on why you want to see a naked chick all the time.

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cjsdowg
02/09/22 10:34:50 PM
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Call it art ( that works) call anything art and be as perverted as you want.

Or make it a Furry, they can get away with being naked.

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HylianFox
02/09/22 10:37:29 PM
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Make it so her clothes are actually her hair

Also make it that all her special moves require using her hair

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Ilishe
02/09/22 10:42:11 PM
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Translucent full body armor.

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Person106
02/09/22 10:48:57 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Call it art ( that works) call anything art and be as perverted as you want.

Or make it a Furry, they can get away with being naked.

Yeah, Sally Acorn got away with nudity.

HylianFox posted...
Make it so her clothes are actually her hair

Also make it that all her special moves require using her hair

I think this is what's referred to as "Godiva hair." It still doesn't explain why she's nude though.
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Background_Guy
02/10/22 12:49:48 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke1YKF3tNCE&ab_channel=ProZD
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CE_gonna_CE
02/10/22 12:51:50 AM
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Person106 posted...
Say your game takes place in the Garden of Eden.
This

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Trumble
02/10/22 12:52:49 AM
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She's specifically naked as a protest against being sexualised. Then you can claim anyone who objects is anti-feminist and cancel them.

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HylianFox
02/10/22 1:04:19 AM
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Vampire-fighting sewer nuns with alligators

I can dig it

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HairyQueen
02/10/22 1:07:04 AM
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This is why gamers were 100% a mistake

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hockeybub89
02/10/22 1:10:26 AM
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She gains power from people being ashamed of their words and deeds

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Heartomaton
02/10/22 1:10:27 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Or make it a Furry, they can get away with being naked.

Please do not do this. No one should ever do this.

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Ricemills
02/10/22 1:24:35 AM
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TMOG posted...
Just tell people that she breathes through her skin so anybody who points out the fact that she's just blatant and shameless fanservice is actually advocating for her to suffocate and die

also, they should be ashamed of their words and deeds.

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The_Creep_2020
02/10/22 1:26:46 AM
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Say that her sweat and mucus secretions are highly caustic

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HylianFox
02/10/22 1:30:12 AM
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Only the pure of heart can see her clothes and players have a filthy mind

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CobraGT
02/10/22 1:47:16 AM
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She does not care what people think?

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Ricemills
02/10/22 1:51:31 AM
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clothes are evil invaders from other world, trying to control our freedom.

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Delta_Force
02/10/22 2:31:02 AM
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A sentient cotton and polyester gang teamed up with an armor syndicate and eradicated her people.
Now she seeks revenge and will never burden herself with such materials for she hates and distrust them deeply!

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