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Her face is fine; it's just not as attractive as her body.

I got Handbanana. I feel like I'd be scaring everybody without trying. I wouldn't be going around raping people, right?

I like this one because some of the food they show actually looks good:

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/

Obviously the name is supposed to be a joke.

It's a pretty ordinary state. Some of the area around the north part of the NJ Turnpike is pretty hellish, though.

Are pibble puppies that dangerous?

MarcoRubio posted...

...jfc what the fuck are you expecting

I just thought there'd be some sideboob.

Funny, but you really can't see anything when her dress pops open.

I don't want to have to start over with my karma.

"Sorry, Surly."
"Shut up."

I just don't want all the guides here to disappear. There's a lot of information about a lot of obscure games here.

Metalsonic66 posted...

Some people in New Mexico are gonna freak out and think it's a crashed UFO

I do wonder if there's a chance this is a space alien that they're lying about.

AOC is so much younger she has to be better, but Nancy isn't bad looking.

I probably wouldn't stare at her. Maybe if she was just wearing shorts and a sports bra or something.

The only one I know is Big Herc, because he said not to drop the soap in prison.

Interesting; Adolf isn't on the list.

I voted for mustard because I put it on the most things. I'll even eat a little mustard right out of the jar, which I wouldn't do with the other two choices.

MeatiestMeatus posted...

Bet it gets out early on poo-bation

Perhaps "on poo-role" would be a more accurate pun.

Too bad. I thought the spokescandies were fairly funny by advertising standards. I'm not sure why Purple couldn't have just silently faded mostly into the background, like Jar Jar Binks did.

I think panties are the best underwear for women. The more revealing kinds tend to look slutty. However, it's sexiest if a woman's panties don't cover too much, and if her panties and bra are some bold color, like black, blue, or red.

Is the guy who made that "Selena Gomez appreciation topic" topic still around?

Her face is a little chubbier than it used to be, but she looks fine.

I voted Dinosaurs because of the costumes. It was also pretty funny.

I guess I could deal with it if that was her only drawback, but that is a dopey saying to use unironically. Actually, none of those generic sayings are that great.

It was weird hearing Melissa Rauch not sound like Bernadette from TBBT. Other than that, I guess the show was okay.

I wouldn't rule out dating a girl who weighed up to 350 pounds, myself.

In the past I thought my limit was around 300 pounds, but I would love to be dominated by this "real-life She Hulk" girl who says she's 350 pounds:

https://nypost.com/2023/01/10/im-a-real-life-she-hulk-i-love-my-natural-curvy-girl-muscles/

I never saw her before now, but she is my dream woman.

In college there was a girl that I and probably most other people found ugly, but one day she started talking to me out of nowhere, and almost instantly I felt myself getting physically attracted to her. Unfortunately, this was shortly before I graduated, and I never asked her out before I never saw her again.

I'm scared women will say I'm sexually harassing them if I talk to them.

I actually didn't think it looked bad from the trailer. >_> I'm not getting HBO Max for it, though.

It's being hyped a lot, but Abbott Elementary is a pretty good sitcom.

Did you get carjacked?

No, but I find that wikifeet has a lot of generally sexy pics of celebrities that only incidentally show feet.

Interesting. It sounds like some guy's name. Some guy named Gabbo.

She's actually rather ordinary-looking except for her height.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqOYkapAYeI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Doink

long hair
soft and curvy, but physically fit (to the degree it's possible for those to be combined)
big boobs, as long as they're proportionate-looking

That's a good start, I guess...

More time before Trump can come back to power.

Hard_Light posted...

...what?

he resigned in 2013, that's why he wasn't pope any more

I meant I'm not sure why it was so critical for him to resign.

I don't see why he couldn't have stayed pope until he died, like everyone else did for a long time.

There are some big anthills near me.

Gervonta is a man's name?

Young Tori Amos was pretty hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kG8XZvCmng

Is it bigger than the Baby Shark characters?

GastroFan posted...

Jingle Bells done by barking dogs (no idea who thought that up but it stinks)

I think that's funny. I'm not sure how often I'd want to hear it, though.

No, but a few years ago I had to get a prostate exam, and it was given to me by a female medical professional, so I tried to imagine I was getting pegged by a female poster on the Sex and Sexuality board here who would always talk about pegging, to see if I could enjoy it. It didn't help.

This song is called "Extra Krispy" but it's about New York. I didn't see it on that Wikipedia page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uDtA-DnVbc

I thought she was going to be screaming; at least she wasn't.

No, that seems too dangerous. There are a number of big, strong female athletes I'd like to have dominate me, though.

Can women really get that hairy if they don't shave? I thought that for hormonal reasons they couldn't.