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Jen0125 posted...

This topic inspired me to order tacos for dinner even though I'll probably throw it up because I'm sick! Thanks!

I was thinking of you with the "Anybody jealous?" line. I thought about mentioning you with an @ but figured that that would be annoying.

LittleRoyal posted...

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LittleRoyal posted...

OmegaM posted...

I've hypnoxed and had oral sex, but I do want to have completely unprotected penis-in-vagina sex at least once. I bet it would feel amazing if it was with someone I really cared about. But I don't want to have kids, so ...

Whats hypnoxed

Self pleasure

Oh just say masturbate

I'm a fan of Magic: The Gathering, so I actually like using "hypnox". I also find it a snappier word than "masturbate". I even use "hypnox" when I'm thinking to myself ("Ugh, can't sleep, maybe if I hypnox I'll get more tired ...").

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=31831

I'll add that I'm generally not a fan of trivia games because most of the time either you know the answer or you don't. But I bet I could do well at this one!

https://www.amazon.com/Big-Bang-Theory-Trivia-Game/dp/B005I0K4HQ

I got them at an event I saw as I was walking from work. I've actually never eaten nachos before; they were good.

Anybody jealous?

I guess my favorites are Scrabble and Monopoly. I know that by current standards Monopoly is a "bad" game (e.g., it takes forever to end "naturally", and while it's not your turn you're just sitting around), but I can't help finding it fun.

But I'm always willing to learn new board or card games, if I'm playing with people on about my level.

OmegaM posted...

Well, I broke up with my ex mainly because she was too clingy. But she was great at making out, so lately I've been wondering if, instead of breaking up with her, I should've tried first to get her to spend less time with me.

Well, this post of mine inspired me to email my ex to see how she was doing. It seems she's now engaged to another guy. So I think I'd still let her stay with me, but we wouldn't be sleeping in the same bed or making out.

I wonder if she was trying to stick it to me when she was telling me she was engaged, because she was like, "You know, it's funny, but the day after we broke up I started talking to the guy I'm now engaged to."

Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...

She's gained weight over the last few years.

Nah, she still seems physically attractive enough for me, at least by my standards for ordinary women. But I also find some legitimately fat women physically attractive.

I found this video series of women taking off their clothes while talking about their bodies and other subjects:



I assume that most of the women would call themselves feminists, so I think Anita Sarkeesian should do one of these. She seems to have a decent body from the full-body shots I've seen of her, so I'd like to see what she looks like mostly naked.

Nomak-54 posted...

Fire Emblem

You mean Fire Emblem Fates, right?




I never married either of these, but these are the ones I'd marry if I were basing the choice entirely on sexiness, for obvious reasons. I probably could marry either of them and still beat the game without having to make it too easy.

Jen0125 posted...

OmegaM posted...

I've hypnoxed and had oral sex, but I do want to have completely unprotected penis-in-vagina sex at least once. I bet it would feel amazing if it was with someone I really cared about. But I don't want to have kids, so ...

Do you just mean unprotected with no condom? Get a long term girlfriend who is on birth control herself that you can trust.

I don't know; I've heard rumors that birth control medication makes some women feel worse psychologically---and I haven't heard this just from conservative Christians. Maybe you're not one of those women ...

I've never watched any of them; I just voted for Matlock due to the Simpsons.

I've hypnoxed and had oral sex, but I do want to have completely unprotected penis-in-vagina sex at least once. I bet it would feel amazing if it was with someone I really cared about. But I don't want to have kids, so ...

Well, I broke up with my ex mainly because she was too clingy. But she was great at making out, so lately I've been wondering if, instead of breaking up with her, I should've tried first to get her to spend less time with me.

So I'd let her stay with me and sleep with me in my bed. I'd tell her that I wouldn't touch her if she didn't want me to, but that we could make out if she wanted, as long as she realized that we'd have to keep our relationship more casual than it was before.

If she didn't want us to sleep in the same bed, I'd probably still feel sorry for her and let her stay over. I'd probably still say the same thing to her about making out. >_>

darcandkharg31 posted...

Not really, I thought my six and seventh grade teachers were hot and they were pretty much my only hot ones. I actually slapped my 6th ones boobs by accident, swimming trip, playing water basketball, we all jamp and swung at the ball and i ended up slapping her boob, I remember telling my friends it felt squishy lulz.

What kind of swimsuit was she wearing?

I never saw any of my female teachers in swimsuits. Maybe if I had, I'd be looking back and wishing I'd made friends with those teachers too.

RCtheWSBC posted...

OmegaM posted...

So, did you ever get attracted to a teacher after it was too late to do anything about it?

OmegaM posted...

I had this middle school teacher

What were you planning to do about it in middle school?

I'm NOT suggesting I should've done anything that would've gotten me or the women in trouble; I just mean that in retrospect maybe I could've become friends with them and maybe had them pat me on the arm in a friendly way. But I was pretty obsessed with grades back then, so I couldn't really see teachers as friends.

I mean, did you have any middle/high school teachers that you weren't attracted to at the time, but that looking back you now think were rather attractive?

I had this middle school teacher who was pretty strict, so I didn't really like her at the time. But she was into yoga and sometimes showed us how flexible and strong she was, and in retrospect I realize she had a nice body for her age.

I also had a high school teacher who at the time I thought was rather dowdy. But one time for a costume party she showed up in a leotard and tights (with some other accessories), and while I was rather shocked at the time, looking back I realize she too had a nice body. She was also tall, which is always a plus.

So, did you ever get attracted to a teacher after it was too late to do anything about it?

Bump. This is my favorite Tori Amos song, by the way. I think it's sexy.



I think she was in her early forties here. Still pretty cute.

Troll_Police_ posted...

canadia

I sometimes think that, for every country whose English adjective ends in "-ian", we should change its English name to end in "-ia". So Canada -> Canadia, Ukraine -> Ukrainia, Italy -> Italia,* etc.

*This one would even be more accurate.

I mean like around 1994:



I think she was super cute back then.

I remember this Apple II graphic adventure game called The Princess and the Valley of Fire. I solved a few puzzles in it, but I suspect I got nowhere near beating it. It impressed me at the time, at least.

I can't find a walkthrough for it online; this is the most information I can find on it:

http://gue.cgwmuseum.org/galleries/index.php?pub=0&item=46&id=2&key=0

The Magic: The Gathering ability, probably because a new set with it is about to come out.

https://media.wizards.com/2017/rix/en_k9Kd9EtKoC.png

I've never seen one up close in person, but they seem like the goofiest dogs.

http://money.cnn.com/2018/01/05/technology/spectre-meltdown-chip-flaws-what-to-do/index.html

Didn't see a topic about this. Better update your computer as soon as you can.

Maybe Effie from Fire Emblem Fates, if she has a kid.

She's still doing videos, but she's a pretty generic feminist when she's not complaining about video games.

It just has a lot of clever obstacles in the levels. It's pretty hard, though not impossibly so---at least if you do what I did and play on Original mode (the harder mode), don't buy any special items except for keys, and don't use the super guide to bypass any levels.

I just got far enough to see the ending credits; I'm only 78% complete in total. It looks like it would take a long time to 100% the game.

No, but I slept on a My Pillow last night for the first time and woke up more tired than usual and with a headache. At least I'm off today; I don't think I'll be sleeping on that pillow again tonight.

Jupiter because tall, sporty girls always turn me on. I don't know how we'd handle the deafness, but if we really cared for each other I'm sure we could think of something.

ImCallingYouOut posted...

she got f***ing destroyed on ce when she posted someones pm.

She posted a private message she got from someone else, or she posted that other person's personal email address?

weeeeeee

They're about equally attractive, but Betty seems much friendlier, so I voted for her.

Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog (Sheldon's favorite food) four times a day.

I guess I could cope with that for a bit, but I'd be in trouble due to lack of vitamins after a while. I'd probably last longer if it had tomato sauce on it, but when I pictured it in my mind it didn't have any.

She's hotter than she seems at first, but she could stand to eat more.

First girl looks to be wearing a pussy hat (except it's not pink).

Neither of them is that attractive, but I voted for Marissa (the Asian one) because at least she doesn't have a man face.

Maybe a little ...

I voted for black women because Asian women generally look too timid to be super attractive to me. Maybe if I knew more Asian women with completely Westernized personalities I'd think differently.

BlackScythe0 posted...

Wouldn't have to worry about condoms or the pill messing with her. Hell yea.

I do want to have completely unprotected penis-in-vagina sex at least once, just to see what it feels like.

Well, as a guy, I voted "not really" because I don't recall ever having not bought a game because the player character was a woman. I didn't vote "not one bit" because possibly a female PC has turned me away from a game on an unconscious level.

Is a Zelda game with Zelda as the PC coming out or something?

No, but I suspect that my 3DS, which is the only current system I have, will also be the last system I'll ever buy,* so I wonder if when it stops being current I'll be embarrassed to come here.

*I'll probably always have a PC, but I suspect I'll never have one that can handle top-of-the-line games. I don't even know the specs for my current PC.

aHappySacka posted...

Top comment here says "CRAZYBUS":

I seem to be one of the few people who voted butt 5, face 8, boobs 10. I'm not sure why, but great boobs feel more heavenly to me than just about anything, like an incredibly comfortable pillow but better. And if a girl gets off by having her boobs played with, it's a win-win---I assume I can have that quality count toward making boobs 10/10.

Then I voted for face 8 because I figure I'll be seeing her face a lot more than her butt.

Any errors on this list of unused type combinations?

https://pokemondb.net/type/unused

I think they're cute, but that they're generally used for obvious jokes.

Wikipedia says that the "go ahead and jump" line was first inspired by thinking about what people would say to somebody who was threatening to jump off a building, but it seems that the lines before that are telling you not to let anything get you down.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_(Van_Halen_song)#Writing_and_composition
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/vanhalen/jump.html

I not sure everybody needs to know how to write a program "from scratch" in C or Java or whatever; but since everybody uses computers these days, everybody should know how to generally go about "telling computers what to do" and how you have to be precise about it. And depending on people's needs, that might result in a lot of people learning how to write little program-like things in Word, Excel, etc.

(I didn't come up with this view on my own, but I don't have the link to where I first read this.)

I don't look like that, but I can see where those women are coming from. If I were gay, I'd probably be attracted to guys like that too.

GameReviews posted...

She's a generic stick figure, so meh.

Yes, I just found a video of her working out, and while she's fitter than me, she has no curves and not much visible muscle. So there's really nothing in her appearance alone to attract me to her.

Just found this video in which Carrie Fisher told Daisy Ridley to be prepared for people hypnoxing to her (not in those words, of course). But Daisy is really not that sexy to me, though of course she's attractive.

She looks skinny fat. I'd have to talk to her and find out what her personality is like before I could say whether I wanted to fuck her.